• The cops show up and the girls create a human shield in-front of Carmella’s front door
• The boys move in and start shooting at the cops
• They take them all down and Carmella avoids getting raided for today
• Paris and Priscilla meet up with them at Mirage
• They go to The Sandy Impound to get their cars out of the impound
• They go to fix Priscilla’s car and gear up to rob Bahama Mamas
• They stop at The Cubby
• They change into their robbery outfits
• The girls successfully rob Bahama Mamas
• They go back to Driveby
• Carmella tries to set up AJ with Urithrah
• AJ can’t handle her
• Carmella tells him Mr K told him to go on a date with Urithrah <:omg:1341480948260405369>
• Suddenly, AJ is asking where Urithrah wants to go for their date
• El-Fuego shows up to Driveby
• She tells the girls about their dynamic
• Richard calls and they talk about Les Miserables
• He will be doing a live reaction and updating Carmella throughout his watch
• Carmella gives Richard the lore and has a fight with El-Fuego in between
• El-Fuego takes Carmella to The Observatory
• He got a surprise for her
• She pings Priscilla and tells her to shoot if he starts singing
• He pulls out the guitar and starts singing — GET THE SNIPERS READY DUTCH
• He’s actually really good and she texts Priscilla that she changes her mind
• The girls shoot him away
• El-Fuego gets up and leaves
• Carmella calls him and tells him to come back
• El-Fuego tells her that if her ‘number one’ isn’t gone by the time he gets there he’s smoking her
• Carmella says okay and the girls plan to smoke him

• Carmella and the girls see Trey and Melo outside their block
• Carmella tells him to end the supposed beef between him and the girls
• He said it was ended 3 days ago… hm
• They find MSR Josh on the way to the Hospital
• They also find Richard
• They drive to Hades block
• The Doll calls Carmella
• Carmella plays it off by saying she called to refer her for a Mirage dancer
• Her name is Louise
• Richard comes back to his senses very confused
• They go de-yassify him from the wedding
• They go to The Marina
• They meet up with Nicolai
• Carmella attempts to fall into Nicolai’s arms twice and he fails — Just embarrassed and concussed
• Richard tries to steal his car
• Taco calls asking why Priscilla blocked him
• Cause you rejected her idk..
• He hangs up
• Richard hits Carmella with a car and she lands on top of Nicolai
• He has his “Where my hug at?” moment
• Richard and Urithrah leave her
• Urithrah says they’re busy im crying
• They picked her up — Richard hit her with Nicolai’s car
• They take her to the Hospital
• Carmella finds out Mateo cleaned his money at Bahama Mamas
• She goes to bed

• Carmella and the girls tell a secret to make Taco feel better
• Carmella brings up her fear of intimacy — Aiyah and Urithrah give her a therapy session
• Bahama Mamas is open— Scrap the therapy
• Carmella gives Urithrah a pd gun
• They scope out Bahama Mamas
• Only two cars, they decide to wait
• They go to change
• They successfully rob the club
• Cops walk in and Carmella goes down— Where everyone go…
• Carmella had an AR, spike strips and pd armor on her — gg queenie
• While she’s on the floor, Taco texts that he’s trying to get a car
• She gets taken by EMS to the Hospital
• Carmella walks out of the Hospital and Aiyah gets her in the car immediately — Taco gets them away mwah
• Carmella, Aiyah and Taco go back to the Hospital to try and save Urithrah
• RIP Urithrah DIVA DOWN
• They go to the prison to look for her
• She wasn’t sent yet <:CarmieTrackBod:1076304583137169428>
• Carmella calls El-Fuego to ask if he misses her yet — He’s doing ‘gang shit’
• El-Fuego calls and wants to throw money
• They go to Mirage
• Carmella and Aiyah swap places and they try to see if he notices
• He doesn’t fall for it I’m crying
• Fuego says “Fuck it” and throws anyways
• He passed… for now
• El-Fuego gives Carmella a 5k tip
• Jozef calls Carmella
• She offers him 500k for a Mirage facelift
• Scarlet asks her if she can keep keys permanently to her house — Carmella says yes
• He comes by to see the basement
• Carmella gives him a rundown of what she wants with the new Mirage
• She wants to turn the box into a boxing ring
• She needs 34 million
• El-Fuego says he can get her the money after making a few calls — No right..
• Scarlet tells Carmella that Fuego was flirting with her and wanted drama because Carmella wasn’t awake
• Nebula and Scarlet are back together…
• Carmella makes a post on L telling Nebula that Scarlet doesn’t want him
• Carmella and Scarlet try to break into the pink beach house
• She was unsuccessful
• As their driving off the cops show up
• Carmella texts Ellie asking if she knows who bought it

• Carmella suggests calling the number and seeing if anyone picks up
• No one answers
• Zaceed calls and lets her know that Bo made up the serial killer story up to get information from her for Zaceed
• Carmella thinks Zaceed is lying
• Zaceed takes Carmella to The Cubby — He gives her supplies and a gun
• Dutchmella are on the hunt for information on Scarlet Grape
• They go to the prison to see if Piper is in jail
• She wasn’t
• Carmella tells Priscilla that Aaliyah — Bahama Mamas owner, owners the pink beach house
• Ada calls Carmella
• She tells her she was robbed by Trey
• Carmella says she’ll try to talk to OTT
• Akira calls Carmella and says he has something to give to her — They meet at 10-42_
• Scarlet, Leon, Valentine and Mimoza are there getting tarot readings from Seraphine
• Akira gets her a plushie, how sweet
• Priscilla asked Seraphine if her and Carmella will have a falling out
• She said yes… <:CarmieTrackBod:1076304583137169428>
• Carmella, Priscilla, Valentine, Scarlet and Mimoza go to the Barbershop to get filler
• Doctor Seuss is blowing up Carmella’s phone with riddles — She has no clue who this random phone number is
• Carmella separates from the girls to look for the mystery person
• Carmella starts her search at The Pier
• She couldn’t find anybody
• She tries The Marina
• She couldn’t find anything helpful—She asks for another hint
• She checks the light house
• She found nothing but she received another text
• ”You mimicked the way I spoke without thinking, that was the moment I knew something stuck”
• She drives to VLC Sea & Air
• And it’s crickets — She tries Bahama Mamas
• Carmella goes to Al-Dentes for food
• The number texts back
• “You were so close I almost broke the game.. almost..”
• Carmella asks if they’re gonna kill her
• She goes back to Bahama Mamas but there was nothing there
• She goes by the Billabong
• The number says it doesn’t destroy puzzles they haven’t solved yet…
• Carmella asks BBMC if they’ve seen anything and explains the texts
• They said it’s probably “The Doll” serial killer who killed Scarlet Grape
• Zaceed lied, Carmella may die…
• Carmella goes back to VLC Sea & Air
• Carmella calls Jonavan and asks if he can track numbers — He could try looking it up
• She tells him about the weird texts
• Jonavan tells her to meet her at his office
• Carmella gets to his office and meets his team — Victor and Gunner
• She updates them from start to finsh from Bo to the text messages she’s been receiving
• “I already fake died once…”
• Apparently The Doll makes videos on her next victims — Carmella is in the clear … for now
• Mikey Mancuso was the last victim of The Doll
• Jonavan says he’ll put cameras but he doubts he’ll catch anything — The Doll is sneaky ..

Prodigy 2.5 - Day 151

-# Happy 4th of July! 🎇

• K woke up and received a call from TomTom
• K noticed Hazel and Suarez had 4th of July themed outfits and went to the clothing store to get one for himself
• Carmella took a few pictures of K and Hazel in their 4th of July fits on K's bike
  -# Peanut showed up and wasn't jealous at all…
• Suarez stole a cop bike and got chased by the PD
• The boys joined the chased and everyone escaped
• K and the boys helped Carmella rob someone leaving Bahama Mamas
• She rob him off $9k <:Binksmoney:1173096533659500565>
• K did a backflip onto MRPD <:Wicked:1341553264109551719>
• Carmella was taken hostage for a Payday Loan, the boys pulled up and breached the bank
• The boys held up one of the hostage takers and negotiated for Carmella
• They released Carmella, Carmella shot one of the hostage takers down and everyone escaped
• K checked a few bikes at Kutte Up Kustoms and bought a cliffhanger
• K customized it to match his outfit and tested out his new bike by trying to ramp onto MRPD
  -# Spoiler alert, K's new bike can't jump high enough
• K, Suarez and Cau ramped onto MRPD successfully, while Hazel, Zolo and Peanut couldn't make the jump
• K facetimed Croc and told him that he was going to bomb the MRPD for the 4th of July
• At least 9 cops showed up and rushed outside
• Cau and K ramped off with their bikes, while Suarez got stuck
• While Suarez was negotiating with them, K ramped onto MRPD to save him
  • In the process, K knocked down a few officers and killed Suarez <:OMEGALUL:1130262577356734474>
  • Hazel picked him up and everyone escaped
• As they were leaving Legion Square, K witnessed Air-1 being shot down by a sniper
• K and the boys climbed to the roof nearby and held up 4 officers
• PD was busy, so no one responded to the situation
• K posted on L a picture of the 4 officers cuffed and caption "Come see the fireworks!" with the "Hazel_Luna" account <:thirteenOhmy:1261218752327057521>
• They waited a little bit for people to show up, poured gas under the officers' feet, lit them on fire and made them jump
• The boys got into their heli and everyone escaped
• K, Suarez, Cau, Zolo and Mateo did a Jewelry Heist
• They came up with a plan to shove a bike into a cop car to blow it up to celebrate
• The plan didn't work at first, but on the second attempt it worked <:Cinema:1276027145847836682>
• The cops and Air-1 kept chasing them and eventually the boys decided to get their heli
  • K, Suarez,Zolo and Mateo hopped out to get into their heli, while Cau kept going on foot
  • As they were flying out, Mateo was tased out and cuffed
  • While Suarez was flying, K and Zolo put Berry, the Air-1 gunner, down and chased Air-1
  • They incapacitated Air-1 and flew back to Berry and robbed him
  • Cau was getting chased by ground units and Air-1, the boys joined the chase downed Khodemchuk
  • Cops started to panic, Cau escaped and then the boys robbed Khodemchuk
  • Everyone escaped, except Mateo
• K got medical treatment at the Hospital and when he was leaving, two cops tried to question him for the AR on his back
• K got on a scooter, smacked one on them and escaped the cops as quickly <:EZ:416937075921780737>

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 July 3rd

• **Carmella **wakes up at her house
• She goes to Mirage to get changed
• She goes to the barber shop to see it has been gentrified
• … messaged asking if they can postpone the event until Friday…… Carmella said hell no
• She runs into LeAnn at the gas station and says hi
• Suarez tells her that Zaceed is getting married….?
• She ran all the way to The Cubby and asked to rob Bahama Mamas
• As they were leaving 4 cop cars pulled up trying to detain them
• CG got out and started to shoot the cops….. Carmella was running around scared
• Zaceed tells her about planting bombs at his wedding venue
• As they all go to Bahama Mamas they see everyone leaving
• They decided to chase the dancers down…. as Carmella held them up she got scared as a cop pulled up
• She said fuck it and robbed them…. they had $7….
• They all go to Mirage to rob it
• They rob an ESB members chain
• Mr. K gets locked in the box
• Carmella tried to call Jozef to see if she could pay for a Mirage makeover
• Carmella and Richard decide to hang out
• They talk about her current roster
• They get pulled over by Finch
• Carmella got out and shot so the cops chased them
• Carmella and Richard get into grinder outfits
• She calls Ellie and asked her about Axel
• Ellie approved and said he seems hooked
• Carmella, Paris and Richard went to the Barbershop
• No more blue haired Carmella
• Urithrah calls and they talk about Cayman and how she found him at the Apartments
• Carmella, Paris and Richard, meet up with Urithrah and Cayman at the Apartments
• Cayman explains that he wasn't really dead for 2 years
• Just a prank <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831> He's just been in Turkey
• Is this the real Cayman? The group goes to the Hospital to get a blood test done
• There are no doctors for a DNA test
• They go to Humane Labs instead
• Richard collects samples from Cayman
• The test comes back and… Cayman you are the fath… the real you!
• Ellie calls Carmella and asks her to help with Ollie's makeover for her wedding
• The group goes to Mirage before meeting for the makeover
• El Fuego stops by the club
• The girls go to the Barbershop to give Ollie her wedding makeover
• El Fuego calls to be Carmella's wedding date after she posts on L looking for a date
• Leo calls, Shannon might have made someone quit from Mirage oop
• The girls get their hair & outfits together for the wedding
• Carmella plans to take both El Fuego and Axel as dates to the wedding (Axel doesn't know yet)
• Quick trip to the Hospital
• The girls hold a slumber party at the __Argo Mansion __ and Mario, Shannon, and Bobby get invited over
• Time for truth or dare & prank phone calls!
• Zaceed calls Carmella to ask if she can help Ollie plan the wedding
  • Carmella says no since she's at the slumber party
• Zaceed threatens not to give her a pink labubu
• Carmella agrees to call
• She is not calling her - me when I lie <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>

• Carmella sees TomTom outside of MRPD
• Carmella goes to the Hospital to get med kits
• Carmella drives by Bahama Mamas
• She radios the boys that she wants to rob it
• They’re down and on the way
• Carmella and Cau follow someone who left Bahama Mamas to the bank
• She tells him to clean at Mirage next time and robs him for 9k period
• She joins Mr K and the boys (and queenie Hazel) at MRPD to do stunts on the roof
• Carmella crashes into Hazel’s cop chase
• Her bike breaks — Zolo and Peanut pick her up
• Carmella and Zolo split up to help Hazel
• She steals a bike
• Carmella gets held up by El-Fuego and his boys
• They take her hostage for their Payday
• El-Fuego tells her to put the AR in the trunk and he’ll give it back to her later
• Peanut radios in that Carmella was kidnapped
• When the kidnappers aren’t looking— she pings Zolo
• They breach their bank— Suarez comes in and demands her back
• They get her and her AR back and Carmella shoots one of the guys giving her attitude
• Suarez gets her out and gives her a new bike yippee
• Carmella, Suarez and Cau play cop with the rangers— The person they were pulling over runs
• She successfully pulls them over
• The roles switched and now she’s scene lead
• She tells the rangers to cuff them and they let her mag dump him — period
• Carmella goes to The Cubby
• ESB pulls up uh oh
• El-Fuego is upset about the Payday
• He’s not done just pissed
• Carmella is getting chased but she’s tew fast bro
• She stops to reason with him— She’s a new hire
• They’re don’t buy it, she makes a run for it
• The boys pit the cops
• Carmella lost the one cop tailing her
• Carmella drives around playing cop and pulling over drunk drivers
• She gives Zoey a day recap on the BSK situation via voice message
• Carmella follows Peanut, Hazel, Zolo, Suarez and Cau to their jewelry store job
• She’s first on scene iktr
• She goes to Bennys to repair her cop bike
• Carmella waits outside the jewelry store job— She shoots around so the cops come
• No cops show so Carmella takes matters into her own hands — Officer Carcar is handling this
• Val Entine calls Carmella
• She tells her that one of the men who took pictures of her at the Casino wants to add her to his roster — Oh okay!
• She tells her to tell him to call her himself
• Officer Carcar is primary in the chase and automatically loses them because Suarez was the one driving
• She drops the bike off at The Cubby
• Before she goes to bed, she posts her number on L for any potential boyfriends

Prodigy 2.5 - Day 150 <:kebW:1168265914710503535>

• K woke up and saw Suarez's freshly repaired car and decided it needed some bullet holes
• Cops pulled up and called out K's rifle on his back, so K told them they would fight
• K, Suarez, Vinny, & Zaceed decided to get in the heli and fly off instead and grab K's maverick from Sandy
• K landed the heli at the Cubby and drove off to get his daily supplies
• K took a photo in the cocaine room to post on L
• K posted it from his AJ account
• Kate came to the Cubby to discuss K's warrant
• Kate told them that she was going to try to get the warrants dropped before K & Zaceed were arrested
• K paid Kate $10k for her work
• Vinny updated K about Novah being robbed yesterday night
• K, Vinny, Suarez, & Zaceed went to check out Zaceed & Ollie's wedding venue
• Ellie called K and Ellie said T-Motors was asking for 2 chains for an event
• K said they would have to pay if they wanted them
• K, Vinny, Suarez, Zaceed, & Carmella went to rob Bahama Mamas, but were stopped by the PD coming into the Cubby
• K started shooting at them, so the PD retreated
• Then, they went to Bahama Mamas, but everyone had left
• They went to rob the strippers, but a cop pulled up and Carmella got scared
  • The boys encouraged Carmella, so they chased after the strippers again and robbed them
• Then, the group went to rob Mirage
• ESB was in the club, so Zaceed robbed one of their chains
• Then, ESB robbed Carmella for her chain, so they did an exchange, Chain for Chain
• Kate called K and told him that she had good news about his warrant
• K told her they could speak in person in about 30 minutes
• K, Vinny, Zaceed, Suarez, & Cau did a Comic Book Store robbery - Attempt 9
• Vinny failed brick breaker, so they rushed to do the heist
• Zaceed tried to set the pressure, but had issues, which caused it to flood
• They hit the vault and dipped
  • They only got 34 bands from the vault this time
• Kate told K about Tinker filing K's warrant even though he was a victim
• Kate said she was going to counter-sue for rights violation and FOIA the report to submit to the SAO
• K, Suarez, Vinny, Zaceed. & Zolo kidnapped Croc to teach him a lesson about pulling into the Cubby
• While going up the highway, Carter spiked their car, but K held him up, cuffed Carter, and stole the cop car
• They got Croc, Carter, and the cadet off duty at Sandy, but the PD started chasing them
• K lost all ground units and outran the heli and tucked up at the old weed spot
• Vinny robbed a pepper spray off of Croc and sprayed K
• Cops found them, but chased Zolo instead of the cop car, so they got away again
• K, Suarez, & Vinny took the 3 cops down to Vespucci Barber Shop
  • They made Carter & Croc mess each other up, or they would shoot the cadet
• After the makeovers, K let Carter and Cadet Rose leave handcuffed
• K took Croc to BBMC turf and left him with BBMC

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 July 1st

• Carmella wakes up at her house
• She see’s the work Scarlet’s done to her house
• Carmella approves
• Carmella calls Richard
• Carmella wants to give him a yassifyed makeover since their besties now
• Richard says they’re work colleagues
• Carmella meets Richard at The Cubby
• He’s in a cat outfit.. and meowing
• He meows for her I can’t make this up
• Mr K rushes the corner screaming “There’s my little pussy!”
• Mr K says she can take care of ‘his cat’
• Carmella and Richard go to the roof to see the rest of the boys
• She attempts to steal their helicopter
• Carmella tells Mr K about her and Suarez making 40k from a Bahama Mamas robbery this weekend
• Mr K drives them to the Hospital since Richard launched himself off the roof
• The go back to The Cubby and Carmella goes to change into a grinder fit for the day
• She goes to Burger Shot for food
• Carmella goes back to The Cubby to show off her outfit — She wants to be in the 5 bro
• She attempts to shoot a local and gets run over 3 times and shot by a local
• Carmella picks up Richard
• Carmella thinks of things to do with her new bestie— He’s not down
• Carmella takes him to Mirage to strip
• Since he’s a believe in the lord— He levitates in the middle of the stage
• They drive around and have girl talk
• Richard wonts Mateo
• Carmella and Richard show off Richard’s outfit
• The cop says Richard has a warrant
• Another cop pulls them over— They try to ‘meow’ them away and it backfires
• They’re in a chase
• Richard calls the boys for help
• Carmella calls Taco— He follows
• Mr K has a cop car and pitting cops
• Ramee drives by in a cop car and gets them in
• They get away
• Carmella and Richard go to the Hospital
• She drives into the Hospital
• Round 2: The chase begins
• Mr K gets Richard in a car and Carmella flees
• Mr K for the win
• Carmella goes to change into a cat outfit
• She goes to the Hospital
• Suarez got stabbed in the Hospital— Peanut and Bobby Brown are at the scene of the crime
• She has the perfect gift for him, a Bahama Mamas robbery yippie!!!
• Carmella sees JJ with some elderly women outside
• She asks him to give Paris 20k just because
• He’s on it
• Carmella picks up Urithrah at Venus Records
• She gets her to change into a matching outfit with her and Richard
• They go to The Cubby to see Richard
• They all get on all 4s and meow in a circle
• Priscilla tells Carmella she wants to marry Taco for his last name — Priscilla Prince
• They decide to plan a proposal at the wedding venue they found last week
• Carmella, Urithrah and Richard are her bridesmaids
• Momo got her a radio— We won
• Day ruined, the venue is gone?
• Priscilla creates her own proposal with her lights on the side of a cliff
• Carmella accidentally drives the van in the water — It’s gonna be really awkward walk back if he says no …
• Carmella texts Mr K to make sure Taco says yes
• Taco shows up and Priscilla proposes
• Taco declines oh wow
• “If I can’t have you, no one can” — Priscilla shoots Taco and all the girls go down
• They bring them to the Hospital
• Aiyah tells them Taco’s talking to Dina Dixon
• The girls plot on how to deal with Dina Dixon
• Carmella gets information from Valentina that he’s actually talking to Riot
• They go to The Cubby and Priscilla confronts Taco
• Urithrah encourages the Zarmella allegations

• Aiyah calls Dina and asks her to meet at Mirage
• Paris, Aiyah, Arya ,Ace and Taco come to Mirage
• Richard and Carmella do karaoke while waiting
• Peanut calls and asks about Bahama Mamas
• They’re closed— Carmella opens Mirage and tells him to come rob it
• Priscilla puts Dina in the box
• Dina says she’s not fucking Taco
• They find out that Riot has a crush on him — Taco says the feeling isn’t mutual
• They put Taco in the box
• Dina says his type is Dina Dixon — Taco lights himself on fire
• Carmella, Paris, Urithrah and Priscilla go to ESB block to find men to flirt with— No strings attached
• They get a few men
• Carmella meets El Fuego
• They hit it off waiiiiiitttttt
• El Fuego’s friend Perez is nervous..
• El Fuego and Carmella exchange numbers
• Carmella calls El Fuego
• She tells him she misses him
• He says they haven’t done enough together to miss each other
• Carmella crashes out and he matches her energy— interesting
• El-Fuego calls back and asks if she misses him
• She tells him she’s burning his block down— He eats it up omg….
• The girls go look for a tanker to blow up ESB’s block — What could possibly go wrong
• They couldn’t find a gas tanker so they get a campfire instead
• Carmella turns into a fire bender and scares them— El Fuego loved it
• They find Mando getting jumped in the street
• He sings a little 1,2 for the girls
• They meet DB3
• Peanut and Suarez were out front at Mirage
• Peanut suggests throwing a block party
• They throw the block party at __The Jewelled Dragon __ — Carmella helps with advertising and convincing people to buy from Ramee
• Carmella, Zoey, Priscilla, Scarlet, and Urithrah talk about stealing a cop car
• Zoey updated Carmella on the latest drama
• El-Fuego texts — We need the ERP Busters
• Scarlet calls El-Fuego to test his loyalty
• Scarlet matches his freak— He eats it up?
• El-Fuego says he’s married to the block
• Zoey calls El-Fuego
• She calls him “Daddy” and he’s not fucking with it I’m crying
• Carmella calls El-Fuego
• She confronts him for the Scarlet call
• He tells her he’s married to the gang and he goes on a rant and screams
• Baby she’s Carmella Motherfucking Corset
• They broke up… She’s devastated

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 June 29th

• Carmella wakes up at Apartments
• She steals a car and goes to Al Dentes for food
• Carmella goes to Mirage
• She realizes she was robbed of 100 meth, all weapons and her radio yesterday
• Carmella calls Suarez
• Suarez offers to tint her gun for her
• Le Mons brings her brother Matt to the club— He’s afraid of women/strip clubs
• She’s a strip club owner sooo… it won’t work
• Carmella goes to The Cubby to tint her gun
• He made her gun gold, period
• Carmella goes back to Mirage
• Leo is there
• Suddenly a man appears asking for a job
• He wants to be a bartender
• While going through her texts— She got sent a picture of THE guy from Jonavan
• The guy— Jimmy asks if she wanted someone killed— He knows…
• Carmella says well Jonavan runs a security company— But 25k for each BBMC member killed
• He realizes that bartending doesn’t make as much money as he thought— He isn’t down
• Carmella goes to meet Axel
• He got plastic surgery
• Leo calls Carmella and says Jimmy was on a call spilling about the Jonavan deal
• She tells her he’s got a gun to her head
• Leo calls back and tells her that he called his friend Melo and was talking about the deal— Not snitching…Hm
• Carmella calls Suarez
• They’re gonna hit Bahama Mamas
• Suarez gets a crew and meets her there
• Suarez goes in to check the inside— 2 people and 1 dancer
• Carmella and the guys wait for a cop to leave
• He’s taking is sweet ass time
• As they walk in all the dancers leave
• They leave and go back to The Cubby
• Carmella tells Suarez about what happened with BBMC yesterday
• Momo is down to roll out
• Suarez thinks they should wait for the rest of the gang since they made it a gang thing — We will be waiting for Mr K
• Carmella calls Urithrah
• Urithrah tells her that some guy shot the walls outside of the club
• Carmella goes to Mirage
• She shows off her new gun!
• Urithrah holds her up for the gun then changes her mind — She takes her jellyfish though..
• Carmella tells the girls what happened with BBMC yesterday
• Carmella and Urithrah go to the Hospital
• Carmella calls Scarlet
• They meet at Carmella’s house
• Carmella asks about the memorial bike ride she allegedly blew up
• They blew up the funeral because they shot Shannon for wanting to be involved
• Carmella tells her that she’s going to kidnap each member one by one and torture them
• Jonavan sends a camera to the Busta block
• Carmella calls Slick Rick to asks where the rest of the gang is
• Rick says none of the gang is around— He says he’ll try to get her meth and chain back
• Rick apologizes for what was said
• Carmella appreciates the apology but wants an apology from the person who said it
• She asks if the BBMC account on L is real
• Rick says he doesn’t know but will figure it out

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 June 28th

• Carmella wakes up at her house
• Scarlet was inside decorating
• Scarlet tells her she feels bad for yelling at Leo
• Carmella says after sleeping on it, she’s more upset with Leo for firing Scarlet
• Carmella mentions banning Bustas from the club— She’s side eyeing Leo
• Carmella suggests telling Leo not to work at Mirage for the time being
• Scarlet asks if she wants to kill some men with her and Barbie
• The girls go to Barbie’s house in Mirror Park
• Men were beating her up in the front lawn
• Mid shoot out, Carmella decides to give herself a house tour— It was cunt
• Carmella gets threatened to put her gun away
• Barbie sneak attacks the man and stabs him in the back — PERIOD
• Scarlet goes MIA… *Carmella gets in the car to look
• Carmella starts getting randomly shot
• The cops show up and tell her she’ll be okay! — 15 bullet holes in her body but sure
• She starts to chase the guys for shooting her
• She loses then and goes to the Hospital
• Carmella gets on CG radio
• She tells them she just got into a shoot out
• Suddenly, Bahama Mamas opens
• She asks if anyone wants to rob it in 10 mins
• Suarez says he’s down but seems hesitant..
• Carmella goes back to Barbie’s house
• Scarlet is down under her a bed
• Carmella magically ended up in cuffs and woke up in a backyard… weird
• Uncuff Challenge!
• A baddie found her and uncuffed her
• Carmella gets in a chase immediately
• Carmella radios for help
• She flys out of the car and Suarez shows up to help her — She gets in his car
• They negotiate a trade
• On radio, Cau is told to steal the pd car
• Cau flopped
• Suarez gets her to safety— Cau picks her up and takes her to the Hospital
• Before Zaceed goes to bed he lets her take some stuff— Armor plates etc
• They go to rob Bahama Mamas
• Olive, Suarez and Cau back up Carmella inside
• Carmella steals 11k from the dancer
• Carmella now has 31k cash on her
• Suarez realizes he’s getting an 11k payout— He’s not unsure about Bahama Mama robberies anymore
• Carmella and Suarez go to MRPD to steal a cop car
• Carmella distracts Octavia while Suarez lock picks the car
• Carmella gets a call from Scarlet
• She tells her it was Bang Bang from earlier and they cleared the beef
• Someone named Tyler who stole from them is a hang around — He will be dealt with
• Carmella gets changed into her cop outfit again
• Carmella calls Tyler
• Tyler pleads his case— He took their guns for their safety…
• She asks for 10k
• He says, “Baby… this is Bang Bang”

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 June 27th

• Carmella wakes up at her house
• LeAnn Cassidy calls
• She asks her if she’s getting married
• LeAnn is getting married to Dante
• Scarlet calls asking for money
  • She needs help paying terrorism fees?
• Carmella hangs up… girl…
• She runs to the Hospital
• Carmella sees Wyatt on her way there
  • He tells her about some guy causing problems at Mirage a week ago
• He gives her the guys number… Michael Donovan you will be dealt with
• Leo gives her the number of the person who made the Mirage
  • Carmella calls Joey— Big fan!
• They plan to meet at Mirage
• Carmella goes to the club
  • She tells them about the new private dance — ”The Skylar Special”
• Trey Money and friend walks in…. 🍅
• She goes to give Scarlet a gun
• Scarlet offers to decorate her house for her— Carmella gives her keys
• Carmella meets Joey
  • She gives him a lap dance and asks him about his inspiration when making the club
• She gives him 7 bags of meth
• In return, he gives her a blunt ayeee
• Carmella tells Scarlet to shoot at Trey
  • She shoots and Trey drives off
• Carmella drives around looking for customers to try to sell the new private dance
• Trey and his friend find her and tell her to hop out of the car
• Carmella pulls her gun out and she chases them
• They get out and start shooting— She goes down
• She gets back up and drives to the hospital
• She didn’t make it and passed out ouu
• Best friend Chips drives by and helps her get to the Hospital
• Carmella gives out the Skyler Lapdance to Trey — He takes the meth and runs?
• Foley is at the club— He’s no longer a cop
• She also gives his friend Jayden a lapdance
• Richard shows up growls and punches Carmella
• They go on a helicopter ride
• Richard sings A Whole New World so sweet
• He drops her off in the Mirage parking lot and formally meets Mimosa
• They go get changed
• Carmella tries to call the CG boys to help her rob Bahama Mamas
• No one answers
• She goes to the prison to look for them
• Only Mateo and Suarez were in
• Carmella goes to The Cubby
• She finds out from Momo that the boys went to jail for shooting cops
• She calls Patar and asks if he’s down to rob Bahama Mamas
• Him, Cau and Olive are down
• They show up and Bahama Mamas is closed… They sensed Hurricane Carmella I fear
• Carmella suggests going to prison to see if the boys got sent
• Cau tells her Mr K is looking at many months for murder charges etc
• Only Suarez and Mateo still — Free Mr K .
• Carmella gets a Skyler call at Mirage
• Cau drops Carmella off at Mirage
• She calls the guy— Xavier again
• He says wrong number
• They go back to The Cubby
• Richard and Ellie show up in the helicopter
• Scarlet calls asking for access to furnish the house — Carmella shows off her flying skills and flys to her house
• Carmella walks into her house and gives her access
• Richard flies them to VLC Sea and Air
• Richard and Carmella make the helicopter pink and fly to the pride event
• Suarez asks for the helicopter to use— They fly back to The Cubby
• Richard left Ramee’s helicopter on the roof and suggested painting that one pink
• He ended up taking Ramee’s helicopter— Peepaw lied, Richard cried

Paris Argo TLDR June 20th: parys argyle

• Paris woke up in her LS apartment.
• Jax and London were sitting in the living room. ?? okay
• They told Paris to stop putting her stuff in Bobby's side of the stash because he's pissed.
• Paris checked her messages.
• London sent a screenshot of her conversation with Leah in The Marina group chat, they would be meeting after the court case.
• Paris stopped at the courthouse to see what's the tea mama boots.
• So the court case was over… okay bye
• Paris went to the Cubby.
• Vinny, Taco and Ace were outside talking about something spreading… ?? uhm
• London texted the group chat saying she talked to Leah and she that needed a lawyer.
• Paris called Rick… he didn't answer.
• London told her that it was to read over some COC documents.
  GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie once again threatened to bomb something, this time, it was the court case.
• Paris picked up London from the Cubby.
• They met with Leah at the courthouse.
• EVERYONE GET UP, LONDON GOT THE MARINA.
• Leah clarified that there were no business owners in the city, only proxies. The state owns the businesses.
• London finally signed the documents, she's now listed as the CEO! yay London yay the Argo empire <:nyasuuChaos:1183212631964782603>
• London texted Paris that Leah asked about the Princess role. <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
• Paris got a notification that she was fired from The Marina.
• She was now listed as a manager.
• Taco called Paris to congratulate her and London.
• He also asked Paris if she had a diary… weird
• Nina called Paris.
• Paris told her about London now being the "owner" of The Marina.
• Nina told her that she had a performance and that Paris should go.
• Paris told London that she doesn't want the manager role just in case she gets arrested.
• London made a new role called Family with basically the same perms as a manager.
• Paris and London decided to give a 25% discount off all combos to celebrate!
• Paris left The Marina to go support Nina on her performance.
• Paris decided to have a Zolo moment and did a drive by at Al Dente.
• Carmella called Paris and told her to go to Mirage because she needs a real one to answer something for her.
• Carmella asked Paris for advice on how to handle the Bahama Mamas people.
• She told Paris that Reign gave her a sob story about them not being gang affiliated and that girls should support girls and pretty much referred to her as a… bully.
• Paris called out Reign's bs because someone from the Ballas claimed it as their club.
• Carmella asked Paris if she wanted to go to the meeting she might have with Reign.
• Yurithrah clocked the gags and said they should not have to be nice because those girls aren't girls' girls.
• The girls went to the Pride event at the Mile High Club.
• Aiya and BBB linked up with the girls.
• Aiya bumped into Paris causing her and Aiya's diary to fall on the ground. hmmm strange…
• Paris accidentally picked up the wrong diary.
• Aiya called Paris and told her that she had Paris' diary.
• Naomi asked Paris to catch up.
• Shannon met with the girls.
• Naomi confronted Shannon for hiring Monica as Venus CEO.
• Shannon dropped the news that Paris went to Wu-Chang.
• Paris denied it.
• Paris, Shannon, and Naomi went to Venus.
• Paris told the girls to just sell the building
• Naomi considered it.
• Naomi called Nebula.
  • He told her that Paris hates him.

• Ramee called Taco and they both said "My fellow snitch" at the same time
• Taco explained what he said and Ramee got the transcript that everyone in the city read thanks to Vinny
• Ramee called Padrino to get parts for his skorpion
• Padrino told Ramee about the Air Drops coming to the city
• Ramee and the boys tried to kill Gibson for Conan Clarkson at Paleto Gas Station
• Mr K yelled "how is that for a certification this is for Grant and Conan" before shooting
• Ramee and the boys bugged Bahamama Mama's
• Ramee and Bobby told the stripper to get a real job <:rameeBusiness:770395909326110761>

• K joined LivePD in front of MRPD and saw his bestie Bear O'Shea
• Zaceed was getting chased by Tinker, so K, Ramee, Bobby and Peanut grabbed bikes so they could beat Tinker's car
• PD started shooting Zaceed, so K hopped out and started shooting with an Uzi
• The Rangers and Tinker took K down
• K, Zaceed and Bobby ended up going down but Ramee and Peanut managed to get K and Zaceed out
• The boys went to Bahama Mamas and K placed down a camera
• K, Ramee, Zaceed, Ellie, and Richard saw that Tara Yaki was busking at Vespucci Beach and drove over but didn't rob anyone
  -# they did trigger everyone's PTSD, though <:monkaS:365606219831836674>
• K took inventory at Jeweled Dragon
• They had enough materials for 18 chains and enough perfect gems for 2 Large Ruby Emerald chains
• Ellie mentioned that she has been asked about the pink knives on display, so K reached out to the Polish jewelers
• K fired **Johnson Long **since he still hadn't gotten K the report he asked for <:dojaW:1131243849939959950>
• K tried to contact a new lawyer for his murder trial
• K and Zaceed went to Benny's and noticed a new building nearby
• K went to sleep dreaming of chains and heists
• Comic book store soon <:be_pray:907119983438463046>

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 June 20th

• Carmella wakes up at Apartments
  • Donovan sent her a new Bahama Mamas camera link
  • Leah texts Carmella that she needs to sign a COC Business document
• Carmella rents a car and goes to get changed
• She sends a message into the CG IRC after reading about a court case
• Carmella goes to Mirage… and there's nobody there
• She decides to go the the court case which is a murder trial
• She manages to sneak in a duty pistol as the PD aren't doing searches
• Suarez says that K, Vinny, Ace, Taco and Ramee are suspects for the case…
• The PD come into the court case… Carmella has to go
• She tries to find "her son", eventually finding Mateo and handing him her gun
• She gets searched and is allowed back in to watch the case
• Urithrah calls Carmella and they meet outside the court house
  • They eventually leave and grab a gun from Carmella's house
• Leah calls Carmella and tells her to go to the City Hall to fill out documents
• The meeting was postponed as Priscilla needs to be awake to finalise the business transfer
• Carmella calls Mr. K and suggests he should shoot up Bahama Mamas
• He said yes, Carmella and Urithrah head to The Cubby
• They successfully rob it and get away!
• Scarlet tells the girls that she wants to shoot Octavia and the girls agree
• The squad is Urithrah, Scarlet, Carmella and Leon
• Mr. K calls Carmella and says that the Bahama Mamas workers snitched to pd
• She plans to shoot Octavia and then to go and talk her shit at MRPD

• Scarlet shoots up the Starlight Club
• The girls pull up to MRPD to search for them
• They hear shooting nearby, and they go to investigate it
• Nobody was at MRPD, so they pull up on Bahama Mamas
• A shootout breaks out, Carmella goes down
• All the cars explode, and the person who shot them down was Trey and BSK
• They leave the girls outside Bahama Mamas for the cops
• The girls pass as workers and claim they were shot at. Carmella is GSR positive and is placed in cuffs
• Carmella gets transported to the hospital and sees that Urithrah is not in cuffs
• An officer questions her at the hospital in order to let her go faster
• Carmella talks her way out of it, and is let out of cuffs!
• Carmella has a conversation with the Bahama Mamas manager— Aaliyah who saved her
• They claimed to be defenseless, they have no gangs to back them up and that they want to stay as clean as possible
• Urithrah says that Carmella needs to run to Mirage immediately and that people have guns pointed at her
• She lied.
• Carmella summarises the meeting for Urithrah
  • "If you can't handle it, close." - Urithrah about Bahama Mamas
• Carmella calls Paris and asks her to come to Mirage to give her opinion
• Paris has no sympathy for Bahama Mamas, sharing her own experiences with them

• Carmella attends the event at the Mile High Club
• Carmella drops Trey off the roof after he refused to compensate her for the incident at Bahama Mamas
  • She says that this makes them even
• Carmella and Bobby leave after the performances and go to The cubby
• She told Mr K. about her meeting with Bahama Mamas and K talks about Trey
• Mr. K and Zolo talk about Moore Club and their experiences with being managers
• CG and Carmella go and try to bug Bahama Mamas
  • Mr. K successfully sets up the cameras and sends Carmella the camera code
• CG and Carmella go to Mirage
• Priscilla and Urithrah are there
• Priscilla gets ran over twice outside so they have to go the hospital.
• The girls go to get changed into bikinis
• They go and work a shift at the hospital
• The girls to to Mirage and Taco calls Priscilla
• The girls get a tour of a beach house
• The girls fall asleep after chasing trade near the beach <:heartpink:724007654015500308>

• K noticed that his heli was on the roof of MRPD
• K and the boys** grabbed a heli from Vulture Sea & Air and flew to MRPD
• They dropped off K and K got his heli back
• K, Suarez, Zolo, Carmella and Urithrah robbed Bahama Mamas
• K was wondering if H ever went to jail and asked Rick to send H's convictions
• Rick sent it to K and he learned that Vinny was charged for 285 months, while H was sentenced for 35 months <:OMEGALUL:1130262577356734474>
• K told Vinny how they planted a murder weapon on H during the raid
  -# it wasn't actually a murder weapon
• K, Suarez, Zolo, Mateo, & Hazel did a Jewelry Store heist
• The Rangers showed up and K held them up
• The Rangers put their hands up, so the group escaped successfully
• The Rangers found CG after they sold the items, so everyone stripped so they wouldn't be recognized
• Unfortunately, Croc showed up to the scene, so they had to evade
• Suarez flipped the car in the Canals, but K found an unlocked PD truck and fled
• Zolo & Hazel both ended up cuffed, but Suarez managed to get Zolo out
• Mateo was running on foot, but K said he didn't want to come back with 3 units on him
• Zolo saved Mateo who was running through the Scrap yard
• K managed to escape and fed the PD truck to the Kraken
• Trey called K and told him how he was shot ,while at Bahama Mamas, so Trey shot back
• Trey realized after that it was Carmella, but he couldn't apologize because she blocked him
• K called Padrino back since he called during the chase
• Padrino told K that he had Ricky kidnapped and shot him down
  • Ricky was claiming that K needed him for a court case
• Padrino also told K about a Hades member was trying to join BB and was going to backstab Padrino
• K mentioned the upcoming wedding for Ricky & La Jefa
  • Padrino told K to let him know what the date for the wedding was, so he could make sure CG is geared up for it
• Ellie gave K a CG chain that Tara Yaki gave her
• Tara said a robot gave it to her

• The cops raid the event
  • They form a body shield
  • They all go out and defend the event
  • Chaos ensues, pd cars are lit on the fire and Mr K flys down in a helicopter
• Leo calls her with the Octavia tea
  • She tells her that Octavia ran Bahama Mamas poorly when the economy crashed and stabbed her own dancer in the bathroom
  • Now she’s an officer
• Everyone goes back inside for the event
  • Chang Gang run in with gasoline and pour it everywhere
  • Carmella helps the cause and shoots the gas trail… omg who did that
  • Shannon and Carmella get in a car and blow up a cop car
• Carmella falls into the void and gets crushed by a car — Party’s over
  • Hazel gets her in the car and drives to The Hospital

Paris Argo TLDR June 15th: Five Nights at London's (Bad Ending)

• Paris made a new outfit.
• She helped clean Jax's money at Mirage.
• Paris had a chat with Novah, while dancing at Mirage.
• Kyle Pred showed up at the Mirage with another officer.
  GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie started her day by posting on L saying she got pink eye by one of the dancers at Bahama Mamas.
• After helping Novah clean her money, Paris left Mirage.
• Paris went to the Cubby.
• She saw Curtis and others who were getting ready to race.
• Novah posted in the IRC that she got shot at by two people. OH HELL NO
• Paris joined a race.
• She placed 7/12
• Paris went to Tequilala to watch JJ perform.
• JJ dedicated his performance to Paris.
• Paris went to Mirage with JJ to help him clean his money.
• Paris and JJ talked about the name of their fans.
• JJ said he doesn't know what to call his.
• Paris said he should use JOBLOXIANS. om nom nom
• They went to The Marina to steal food.
• Paris got in a little altercation with some blue haired people trying to take one of The Marina workers hostage.
• The employee was JG.
• They ended up taking him.
• Paris and JJ started planning for Jax's date with London.
• As they were flying back from Cayo Perico, Jax started arguing with ATC… is #scared
• Paris, JJ and Jax had a meeting about how the date was gonna go down.
• The group planned a FNAF theme date for London.
• Paris would be performing a live rendition of the FNAF song.
• Paris came up with Tammy, a new alter ego that would be driving London and Jax around.
• Paris went in the stu to make her FNAF song cover.
• There was a change of plans and now Paris was making a Big Foot cover. <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
• Another change of plans, the track would be a mashup of Big Foot and FNAF.
• While they waited for London to wake up, Paris and JJ joined a race
• She placed 9/22
• Paris, JJ, and Jax witnessed Foley getting arrested by Colt.
• As they continued to wait for London, the group had a spelling bee competition.
• Well.. it seemed like the date would have to wait until Monday.
• Mario (a Wu-Chang artist) wanted to show the group a song he'd been working on.
• Paris, JJ, Jax and Bobby went to Wu-Chang.
• After hearing his songs, Paris decided it was time to sleep.

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 June 18th

• Carmella wakes up at her house
  • She goes to change
  • In the Mirage group chat, she finds out that Scarlet set up Mr K for 2k… She was fired
  • Tinker wants to bribe Mirage to set up Chang Gang — Look around everybody on mute
• Carmella sees BSK
  • OTT tells her that they were trying to accuse him for her murder
  • She tells them all to come to Mirage
• Carmella goes to Mirage
  • She sees Wyatt
  • He tells him that Priscilla came to the club looking for her
  • There was pig blood everywhere in the club a few days ago… that only means one thing
  • Poggy Woggy is back… We lost
• Carmella goes to The Cubby
  • She sees Patar
  • She calls Mr K to rob Bahama Mamas
  • He’s down after his “assassination attempt”

• Carmella goes to see which club is more packed— Moore or Bahama Mamas
  • When she pulled up Moore closed
  • Bahama Mamas is packed
  • She attempts to call Patar— No answer
  • Patar calls back— He asks Ace if he wants in
  • Ace is undecided
  • Patar puts her on speaker and they try to convince him
  • Patar says he’ll call back in 5 minutes
• Carmella posts on L that she’s looking for a serious boyfriend— Serious inquiries only
  • She has a victim— Percival
  • Patar and Ace are ready to go
  • They drive to Bahama Mamas
  • Carmella robs security out front
  • MISSION COMPLETED
• Carmella calls Percival
  • They go to meet at The Pier
  • Carmella goes to her house to put away the guns — Her stash is FULL
  • Carmella gets to The Pier
  • She immediately gets ambushed— It was British Tommy
  • They let her go cause he’s ‘in love’ with her?
• Percival gets to The Pier
  • They’re inlove now and will be going to Mount Chiliad — Even he was weirded out
  • Percival gets kidnapped
  • Carmella chases them down and helps the police give comms
  • Percival fucked his father?
  • Carmella stabs him and drives off
  • She makes an L post saying ‘looking for a new boyfriend’
• Percival calls back asking for ‘his boy’ — Percival lied people died
  • Carmella says she’ll kill him
  • He’d like to see her try
  • The Deputy Mayor texts her asking for the property lines of Mirage— Sure it’s the whole Southside!

• Carmella sees Donovan put more Bahama Mamas cameras in the IRC
  • Carmella calls K
  • Mr K tells her to get her cop outfit on and they’ll go in as cops and rob everyone
  • He stole a cop car
• Officer Corset and Officer K walk into the club and get statements
  • Security tells her a detailed story of the earlier robbery — Who could’ve done such a thing
  • Tinker comes in for backup
  • They line up everyone on the wall and ‘frisk and gsr test’ everyone
  • They cuffed a woman and she started running
  • They’re now in a chase
  • Tinker realizes they aren’t actually cops
  • Carmella steals his cop car
  • They get away — Carmella gets on the CGPD radio….New cop on the force… no ones safe
• The boys set up to do a jewelry store
  • Carmella and K survey across the street from a parking garage in their cop cars
  • They plan on attaching to the chase and pitting the cops
  • Mr K calls Conan Clarkson to go to The Jewelry store
• The chase starts— K primary, Carmella parallel
  • The cops realize they aren’t actually officers
  • Carmella gets stuck in the water near The Canals — Worst day ever
  • She calls a tow to get her out of the water

• They fly back to The Cubby
  • Carmella calls Priscilla
  • Dutch tells her that her and Urithrah want to bomb 10-42
  • Carmella changes and tells her to meet her at The Cubby
  • The girls notice a fake Priscilla on L talking about shitting
• The girls goes to her house to put away the many many guns she collected today
  • They go to The Hospital
  • They find Mario outside … looks around
• The girls want to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Urithrah drives their car into the club, Carmella hops out and holds two people up
  • Carmella shoots the blonde haired dancer ‘for last time’
  • They drive the car out of the club and the cops are already outside?
  • Scarlet is texting Carmella that Mario is robbing Mirage
  • #ChillDay!
  • Priscilla the imposter makes another L shit post
• Carmella gets back on radio and asks Mr K for help — Him and Zaceed roll out
  • They get out of the chase

• K stole a state trooper's car
• State trooper K, picked up Carmella and drove to Bahama Mamas as cops
• Tinker showed up on scene and helped State trooper K and officer Carmella line everyone up and "frisk" them for class 2s
  -# By frisking, I mean K and Carmella robbed the shit out of the people inside (they only skipped the boys and RHMC)
• After they were done, Tinker finally realized they were fake cops and started chasing them
• Carmella stole Tinker's cop car and everyone escaped
• Suarez, Cau, and Zaceed did a Jewelry heist, while K and Carmella were in the area in their cop cars
• Tinker, Conan, and Grant responded to the robbery call
• Cops started chasing the boys, and SBSO attached to the chase
• The cops decided to chase K instead, since he was in the possession of a PD AR and a PD car
  • Everyone escaped
• K and Carmella decided to patrol in their cop cars
  -# CGPD on top! <:POLICE:1246956829217394772>
• They pulled over Virgil Hawkins, from Sinners, and forced him to consume meth and searched him afterwards
  -# They totally didn't commit entrapment…W police work!
• Meanwhile, Suarez and Cau stole another cop car and joined the SBSO
• They pulled over Ezra, from Sons of Dale, and tried to force him to consume drugs, but he didn't fall for the bait <:ReallyMad:1279307364239151155>
• SBSO moved on and traffic stopped Jax Tuneskii
  • K asked Jax if he consumed any drugs and Jax claimed he only drank a virgin mint mojito
  • K tested his sobriety by making him walk in a straight line
  • After the test was done, K searched him and confiscated a cocaine bag and a ceramic pistol
• SBSO chased after 2 other Bustas
• K stated that PBS was authorized and told the Terminator to send them to hell
• After fucking up their car to the point they couldn't drive it, SBSO decided to pull off
• The boys drove towards Sandy and Tinker spotted them
• Cops started chasing them, and the boys sent 3 of the 5 cop cars into the water
• As the cops were leaving, SBSO was spiked
• K, Zaceed, and Carmella ocean dumped the cop cars and Cau and Suarez picked them up
• Tinker chased them in a PD boat and Air-1 joined the chase
• Tinker thought the boys were going to the yacht and got inside before them, but the boys stole his boat instead, and everyone managed to escape
  -# Tinker's collecting Ls like Ash Ketchum collects Pokémon… get up Tinker! <:SKIPULTRA:1368316861069922414>
• Conan posted on L a picture of him, Grant, Ramirez, and Devin Sprinter with a CG chain and Junior in the trunk of a car
• The boys got K's heli and flew towards the city looking for Junior
• Junior radioed that he was good and explained what had happened
• K went back to the Cubby and Junior told them that the PD was looking for Ace, Taco, Vinny, Ramee,and K
• Momo gave K his B-Day present… an RV full of heavy armors, lockpicks, and armor plates <:Pog:1095888522491207680>
• K caught up with Richard
• K, Carmella, Suarez, Zaceed, and Cau chased cops
• Conan threw a stun grenade at them and got away

• Constance goes to The Playboy Mansion — Doors were unlocked
  • She wanders around the house
• She goes back to The Emerald Bar
  • Tom says her ‘drink’ is being delivered
  • Phillis tells her that she was speaking with some random people and found out that there are gangs in town
• Draco delivers her a blood bag
  • She meets Lilah Monroe
  • Meanwhile, Constance texts Cameron — One of her Spark matches
  • Lilah tells them that the hot spot in town right now is near The Hospital
  • She tells them that the ‘White Gang’ stays over there and to be careful
• Constance and Phillis drive around, looking for people to purge
  • The “Bosom Bandits” go to Bahama Mamas
  • Constance wants to lure Cameron to Bahama Mamas to get a kiss and complete the quest
  • Constance tries to drink from a girl outside the club, before she could she ran inside
  • She came back with her brother and an army of 6 men… they lied their way out
  • Turns out Cameron was in the group of men

• Phillis asks him straight up if he wants her, Constance or Tom
  • The silence is so loud…
  • Constance goes outside for air
• Constance meets Grace
  • Constance walks into the bathroom to see Elliot, Phillis and Tom
  • I think she got her answer on Elliot
  • Elliot comes out and gets on a knee
  • He asks to kiss her
  • They kiss… 3 more to go
• Constance and Phillis leave, they go to The Pier
  • They look for mermaids to potentially kiss
  • Sydney texts back and asks to meet up
• Phillis tells her she saw Lust
  • She called her bob chopped
  • An explosion happens above them and they see The Pier in flames
• Sydney finally shows up
  • They have a long conversation but Constance passed out
  • Phillis takes the opportunity to jump Sydney screaming “WHAT DID YOU DO”
  • She find out that Constance was just thirsty… She takes them to the hospital
  • Phillis decides the least she can do is take them somewhere nice to let them carry on their conversation
• They go to The Graveyard
  • She tells him about marrying for love as a human and got turned to a vampire by an elder spirit
  • They exchange numbers
• Constance asks him what he desires
  • Sydney says to just have a good time
  • She tells him to call her, then leaves— No kiss
• They go to Bahama Mamas to look for men
  • Phillis walks up to a group of men and ask if they want to kiss her— They said no
  • The girls dance together

Ramee - Prod 2.5 - Day 132

• Ramee woke up and showed off his new Mac-10
• Ramee worked out a deal with Dan Mark to trade his hot AF skorpion for a Mac-10
• Ramee wrote a quick diary entry questioning why his nose was so big
• Zolo called Ramee and told him about his conversation with Vinny
• Vinny told Zolo that he was taking over LSR with Taco
• Ramee & Zolo queued up for a Jewelry Store heist with Curtis and a member of ESB
• They got a hostage from Burgershot and Ramee demanded the food the hostage bought
• They went on a quick side quest to rob Bahama Mamas and invited the hostage to join
• Suarez & Zaceed joined in their PDM robbery car
• Zolo & Ramee let the hostage go because they hadn't gotten the job yet and gave the hostage his cut
• Suarez & Zacceed finished their PDM job right as Zolo & Ramee got the Jewelry Store job
• Ramee went and sold all his rubies, gold, and maps from previous jobs and got 692 cash rolls
• They decided to do the Jewelry Store with no hostage but it scuffed out, so they couldn't continue
• Ramee wrote another entry into his manifesto before tsunami
• Ramee created "The List" in his book manifesto
• Ramee added Zolo to the list for wanting to help Vinny with a meeting with Colt and then showed him the manifesto
• He made Zolo stand on business with both Colt and Vinny
• Ace called Ramee trying to get a free heli for his birthday, Ramee brought up how he was in LSR and making a mess of Wu-Chang
• Ramee blew Ace's car up
• Ramee tried to cuff up Suarez, Suarez stabbed him
• Ramee told Zolo to kill Suarez, Zolo died as well
• Ramee went back and blew Suarez's van up <:kebFacePalm:1095893161357889646>

Constance Corset: The Fracture RP June 14th

• Constance meets Phillis Franklin at The Airport
  • They rent a car
• The girls find The Jurassic Jackpot
  • They get a drink and spin the casino wheel
• As they drive by, Constance hears loud singing— Phillis doesn’t hear it
  • They stop and go check it out
  • They see a woman and ask her for directions to grab food
  • The woman— Mysterious, tells them that she’ll tell them in exchange for a book her boss is looking for
  • She keeps growing taller?
  • The Mysterious tells her the book was stolen by someone called Greed
• Constance is up for the task
  • Mysterious turns into Phyllis
  • She tells her that by the end of the job she’ll have a different appearance
• As she continues to talk to the girls she grow taller
• Mysterious tells them that she’ll find them
  • Constance and Phyllis start the search
  • Constance doesn’t trust her…
• Constance discovers how to use ‘The Glowing Rectangle’ — Her phone
• The girls go to Bahama Mamas and met the owner Micki Erotica
• The girls try their famous food called ‘Bag of air’
• Constance asks Micki about The Temple outside of town which Mysterious was talking about
  • Micki tells them to go down the highway and past Sandy Shores
  • Micki has heard of the missing books around town and says they have secrets
• Outside Bahama Mamas they see a man with glowing eyes
  • Phillis believes that was Mysterious
• Constance tells Phillis that her husband Lawerence passed away
  • A bear ate him… right right
  • Phillis tells her that her husband Larry also died — She didn’t kill him allegedly

• Carmella notices that Bahama Mamas is open
  • She contemplates robbing it — The devil told her to do it… The devil being Urithrah
  • The girls go find a tanker truck to blow up Bahama Mamas — Trust.. they will be handled
  • Urithrah gets road rage on the way there
  • They steal a patrol car
• Carmella notices the police at The Cubby
  • 10-4, they’re here for backup
  • Tinker left— Sassy Man Apocalypse
• They drive by Bahama Mamas
  • Carmella considers telling The Business Council that BM hires gangs and get it shut down
• Carmella and Urithrah go to Al Dentes for food
  • She convinced a man to buy her food
  • He introduces himself as Lee
  • He mentions Tommy talking about her in the club— Throwback to when she made him fight for her love and failed
  • Carmella and Lee exchange numbers
• They go back to the club and see ESB and ? in a shoot out
  • #TeamESB
  • They watch from the roof
• Officer Jackson comes to the club and compliments Carmella
  • British men on top

• Carmella and Urithrah got to The Hospital to see if Tonya is working the reception
  • She calls her
  • Tonya tells her she gets paid for working there— She offers Urithrah a job
• They go to Bahama Mamas
  • Urithrah goes to blow up the cars
  • Carmella leaves Urithrah and watches her get robbed from a far
• Carmella calls Christina to tell her that Urithrah is getting robbed
• Christina says that they're probably looking for Carmella
• Urithrah gets kidnapped and Carmella has to trail the car
• The kidnappers brought Urithrah to MRPD
• Tinker instructs Urithrah to get out of Carmella's car
• He says that the girls are being detained…
• Carmella says they're not getting out of the car until the kidnappers are detained
• Carmella hits Tinker with her car and drives off
• Carmella says "It's over" about the Bahama Mamas workers
• Two units and a bike show up to Mirage and raid it to find Carmella
• She runs out the back door, and she gets tazed and tackled
• CG arrive and pick her up just in time!
• A chase breaks out, but Carmella manages to escape!
• Ramee gets cuffed, and Carmella goes to save him
• Carmella gets cuffed, and Zolo puts her in Cau's car
• Carmella gets her own car and helps CG with their chase
• Carmella and Zolo had their car flipped, so she stole a PD bike
• After kicking every cop in Legion, Carmella gets arrested

• Carmella and Urithrah dress up in their Friday the 13th drag for The Mirage event
  • They show off their look at Rustys
  • Carmella suggests going to scope out Bahama Mamas
  • Like clockwork— Bahama Mamas is now closed
• They go to Mirage
  • Carmella sets up for the event
  • Paris comes to the club and Carmella hires her back as a dancer
  • The Mirage girls create a flash mob and walk down the street
• The flash mob worked, the straight men came to throw money
  • Piper walks into the club
  • She promoted the event on L
  • She hires London
• They decide to take the party on the road— They get in a moving truck
  • They drive to MRPD
  • It backfired, they’re now suspects?
  • They explained the event at Mirage, no bomb just bomb ass pussy
• They take a group picture while being interrogated
  • They leave and go back to Mirage
  • The club is popping
  • A pink haired man comes in and asks for a job
  • Carmella goes to bed inside the box

Paris Argo TLDR June 9th: Chill day (actually not cursed)

• Paris woke up in her apartment to London cleaning the kitchen.
• London told Paris that apparently a new employee of The Marina was "joking" about doing an union because they don't get paid hourly.
• Paris and London watched the gang shooting at people from the apartment window.
• Paris told London about the questioning from night night.
• Paris and London left the cubby and went to Bimbotique.
• JJ met the girls there.
• Paris and London left the cubby and went to Bimbotique.
• JJ met the girls there.
• JJ was being dramatic af.
• He told Paris he was "conflicted", went silent and then disappeared. ?? like okay
• While waiting for London to wake back up from her nap, Paris went to see some houses for sale.
• JJ called Paris to pick him up.
• He told Paris everything was messy and would love to tell her what's going on but doesn't know how.
• They picked up London back.
• JJ was helping them with the fruit stock for The Marina.
  GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie Goop told Anastasia to shut up on L.
• Paris made a new role in The Marina app to test something.
• London hired her with the new role, Princess.
• Paris realized she had more permissions than the owner role.
• She took Chesca's permissions to withdraw money from The Marina bank account.
  GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie posted on L that she was gonna bomb the Jeweled Dragon and Anastasia Kyle West.
• Paris, London and JJ went to the Jeweled Dragon opening.
• Paris played the Chang Gang anthem on the speakers outside.
• Paris was thinking of getting a new chain.
• JJ sent her the money to get one.. kicks feet and twirls hair.
• London told Paris that Jax gave her 20k to buy a chain.
• Paris tried helping Ramee sell a fire screwdriver to Leo.
• She didn't want it <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• While the boys were counting how much money they made, the girls possed waiting for some money hehe.
• Paris got hired at the Jeweled Dragon.
• K gave Hazel and Carmella some money and went past Paris oh okay oh okay
• Paris attended the Mirage event.
• Paris was going to release the I'm Bad remix without Meat shady mama
• Carmella asked Paris if she was down to rob Bahama Mamas again.
• She blacked out and was ready for this job.
• Taco called Paris to say goodnight and to be safe.
• The girls went to rob Bahama Mamas.
• A shootout broke out.
• Paris was in a 1v1 in the end, but bled out.
• The owner looked through everyone’s pockets to find out who they were.
• Paris had Sam Bustamante’s ID.
• Some guy walked in and started kicking Paris and said: “that’s for shooting my club stupid prick”
• Cops showed up.
• Paris was detained.
• Carmella attempted to escape the cops.
• The girls were transported to the Hospital.
• JJ saved Paris.
• Paris linked up London and Liz
• The girls got a tour from the finished BBB beach house
• Paris got a call from Jax telling her that Sam got banned from Bahama Mamas.
• Paris, London, Liz and JJ did a beach mission.
• The group left Liz at Al Dentes.
• They went to Mirage to clean money.
• Ramee called Paris asking for his bib back… stupid fucking baby
• Ramee shot Paris multiple times and went to sleep… sis ur over
• Paris joked with Dan at the Hospital for firing her from PDM.
• Bobby FaceTimed Paris and there was something behind him…. 🐻🎩
• Paris went to the cubby and met with Bobby.

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 June 11th

• Carmella wakes up at Apartments immediately posting on L ‘who got the pink house’
• She sees a message from Mr. K showing ideas for Mirage chains
• She drives to Mirage and see’s it’s open and in business — Bahama Mamas isn’t open oop
• Carmella looks at her messages and saw that Jonovan put cameras in Bahama Mamas and the dancers think it’s for their safety
• Carmella goes on her laptop and see’s all the dancers who are putting in work and the ones who are not
• Carmella finds out that someone bought the Pink house for 1.8 million.
• Carmella post on L ‘who bought the Pink House’ — ONCE AGAIN
• Someone answered saying Scarlet
• Carmella talks to the neighbor of the house and tells her Paris bought it
• Carmella didn’t believe it but asked him for a house tour.
• Carmella calls Paris asking if she bought the pink house
  • Paris said no
  • Carmella finds out that Bahama Mamas is open and they plan on robbing it later today
• Carmella goes to The Cubby and see what the boys are up to
• Carmella ask the boys if they want to rob Bahama Mamas
  • K is down
• They get a group of 5 and immediately got to the club
• One of the dancers tell Bahama Mamas employees to leave and Carmella shot her down
• the workers hide and CG waits for them to come out
• CG shoots them down and they start robbing the workers
• Carmella and the boys run out the club and Carmella gets detained
• AP saved Carmella and the cops accidentally uncuffed her and they got away.
• Carmella has 5 guns and couple bands.
• She change clothes at the clothing store and put everything away at her southside house.
  • Carmella and Urithrah talk and they plan on robbing them again
  • They meet at the Bob Mullet and Carmella does Urithrah’s hair

• The girls leave the hospital and go to Al Dente's for food
  • Time to drive around looking for something fun
• Priscilla’s car is busted
  • Quick car repair stop
• They try to find out who owns the Pink House now?
• Grinders?
• The owner(?) tried to be secretive on if he owned the house or not.. okay
  • Investigation time hmmm
  • The girls meet the neighbors, a group called Cypress, and get a mini tour
• They go to the __Clothing store __before more Bahama Mama's robbery
• Padrino calls Carmella and wants to meet tomorrow
  - "Are you rich?" he asks
  - "I am so rich" as she looks at her bank account… me when I lie <:nicki_holdlaugh:1081589751804604436>
• The girls decide to test CG by fake holding them up with hopes they put their hands up
• They value their lives and pass!
• Bahama Mamas is closed — Robbery next time I guess
• Let's test other gangs
• ESB’s turn and they pass!
• Bang Bang next

• Carmella makes a run for it
  • Ryder sees her outside
  • He tries to help but she gets cuffed
  • Priscilla flys around the corner and gets her in the car
• Carmella goes down
  • She was briefly nude???
  • She turned into the grudge— The woman was too stunned to speak (or move)
• Carmella gets medical
  • Scarlet attempts to save her
  • She wasn’t successful— She’s going to jail
  • Things just got worse… Mario called
• Carmella wants to plead not guilty— best believe justice will be served in the court of law
  • Not joke lawyer — Ralph shows up
  • Ralph tells her not to worry about court— He’ll handle this and get her out
• Carmella gets all her charges dropped but will be sent for her warrant
  • The officer then mentions the Bahama Mamas robbery from earlier
  • He wants to charge her with aggravated assault and battery with possession— Her gun matches to the one on scene
  • Ralph gags and goops the officers but Carmella pleads guilty
  • Regardless she will be seeing them in court for the dropped charges
  • Carmella goes to bed in her cell

• K went to Vulture Sea & Air and found Tyrone there and sold a havoc to him.
• He made $15k commission
• Ellie gave K a gift, 22 books of illegal knowledge <:Aww:1063967794158391357>
• K, Carmella, Curtis, Cau, and AP went to to Bahama Mamas and robbed it
• One of the dancers tried calling out on the radio for people to get out, but Carmella shot her
• K, Carmella, and Curtis waited behind the bar in Bahama Mamas to see if people would come out
• They shot all 4 people down and robbed them
• Carmella tackled a cop tasing K, allowing him to get in the car, but she got cuffed
  • She got uncuffed, before AP saved her
• They all escaped
• K called Ricky because he wanted a new Richard
• Ricky told him that he was at the casino hiding in a bathroom
  • Ricky texted K saying that he had $75K in casino chips on him
• Sonny from BB told Hades that Ricky had $75K in chips and they showed up to kill BB
  • K found out that BB stole his car, got it stuck between a wall and a house and he couldn't get it back
  • K went back to the Casino to confronted them and noticed that Hades was shooting BB.
• Draco said they only had 4, so K jumped in as the fifth
  • BB claimed that they did not steal K's car and blamed it on Hades
• K called Ricky and told him that he was backing away, that it was 2v2 and told Ricky to fix his car
• As K was leaving, BB shot at at K
  • K stated "Alright…if they want smoke…i was about to leave" and continued to shoot BB
  • K and Hades downed all of BB and Draco robbed Ricky of the $75k in chips
• Hades took BB to the Hospital and everyone got out clean
• K bought 20 books of illegal knowledge for $24K
• Cain called K and asked him if SMGs were a thing, because there was someone flexing a SMG on L
• K asked him where he was and Cain told him that he was with Ellie at the SOA office, old BBC tower
• K and the boys pulled up and K held Cain up with a PX-57, to show that SMGs were a thing
• Ramee took a picture of K holding up Cain and posted it on L, to outflex the other individual
• Croc and a few other officers showed up and the boys set up for a holdout
• Padrino called K and told him that the transport was almost on the move
• K and the boys negotiated with the cops for free passage in exchange for Cain
• Ground units and Air-1 started chasing the boys
• The boys eventually lost them and drove towards Paleto, where the transport was
• Curtis comm'ed on radio that he saw the convoy at Grapeseed
• The boys started following the convoy and intercepted it
• After they killed the Mob members, K looted 6 heavy armors, 5 SMG lowers, 5 SMG uppers and 5 Faction SMG BPs from the Mob's truck
• El Padrino showed up at the Cubby and gave the boys 60 boxes of SMG ammo
• K called Ellie to make sure she was good <:Aww:1063967794158391357>
• Ellie told K about Croc going after her and the other lawyers and tried to connect her with CG
• Ellie expressed that she was tired of being a lawyer, but that Johnson, Vinny and Ramee won't let her quit
• K supported her decision and told her that if she was tired of it, she should quit
• Layla called K and they discussed things about the Wu-Chang event
• K told her he was willing to give away a golden Cuban chain for people that buy raffles or tickets for the concert (if they sold tickets)

• K, Ramee, Vinny, Zaceed & Peanut grouped up and went to check on Bahama Mamas & Moore Club
• K, Ramee, Peanut & Vinny went to Cayo to buy solvent
• K bought a Maverick from Ramee
• As a W CEO, he let Peanut get the sale
  • While trying to customize it, K somehow exploded himself, Zaceed & Vinny
• Ramee paid 25k to buy the parts to craft one SMG & 14k for 7 metal plates from Tara
• Tara asked for another blue Karambit
• Ramee made 8 splints for the gang
• K and Ramee met with Colt about ATC
• K, Ramee, Chawa, Zolo, and Ace did a Jewelry Store heist
• K stayed in the Bison with the boat and watched the boys do the job on Chawa's GoPro
• Chawa and Ramee decided to steal a new car for the job and found 3 guns and a heavy armor inside
• Zolo and Ace took Mr. Pink as a hostage
• Ramee completed the job solo as always
• The boys drove to the Storage Dropdown and jumped on to the boat and K drove to the docks
• K hit the jump, but couldn't detach from the boat mid-air
• K was able to hit the boys into the water, but ocean-dumped his car
• K stole a new car and went to pick up his heli, but it was missing
• Taco returned K's heli and K flew to the Yacht
• K picked up the boys and they shot at Air-1
• They landed and had a shootout with the Air-1 pilots, but started getting shot at with Class 3's, so they dipped
• Ramee conducted a flying license test for Tyrone and Draco
• Tyrone passed the 3 courses to qualify for the basic helicopter license
• Draco passed 2 courses, passing the 3rd tomorrow
• They have to wait till the next day over to get the license
• Ramee with ESB

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 June 9th

• Carmella wakes up at her house
  • Carmella gets a text from Jonovan
  • He sent her an irc— lots of info on Bahama Mamas, He ate that
• Colt Cassidy called… She calls back but no answer
  • Gordon also called
  • She tells him she’s in the mood for trouble
  • Gordon wants to show her his new car— He makes his way to Mirage
• Gordon shows off his lime green, rusty, bullet hole filled BRAND NEW car
  • They take a group selfie
  • MC Fixer shows up with Gordon
  • Gordon and MC Fixer suggest working at Mirage — She says no men <:carmieFrog:1078114999760846898>
• Jay and Fixer go get some potential dancers
  • Carmella and Gordon will be the judges
  • Carmella tells Gordon she robbed Bahama Mamas yesterday
• Colt calls back
  • He confronts her on death
  • “I mourned you”
  • Colt mentions government corruption at The Mirage
  • Carmella tells him she’s could give a fuck about what a cop thinks of her
  • Colt hangs up
• ’Mystic’ shows up for an audition
  • Definitely lots of personality
  • Carmella and Gordon have a sidebar— She asks to give her a pep talk
  • Carmella tells her to come back for the hiring event and do it again there
• Colt texts her that he’s in charge of her business review and hopes everything is in order
  • Colt texts her that she’ll find out what a business review is soon…get down Carmella
• Carmella finds Suarez and Momo by The Cubby
  • They’re down to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Just kidding, they got to hold down The Cubby since it’s being raided?
  • They’re force Carmella on a radio
• Carmella sees Mr K at The Cubby
  • She tells him about Bahama Mamas
  • He tells her to say the word and they’ll start robbing it
• Zaceed tells her she’s at risk of losing her business with a business review
  • Colt Cassidy.
• Carmella tells K she wonts Padrino
  • He thinks this could be good

• Carmella watches the boys get raided from across the street
  • She takes her binoculars out
• Urithrah calls
  • She’s working a shift at The Hospital reception
  • Carmella says she’ll call her later
  • Daily Nut News asks for an interview
  • She gets recruited to news anchor
• Carmella and Peanut survey the area and report the shoot out
  • They play Smash or Pass with the cops on roofs
  • Carmella and Peanut interview a fallen officer and she splits around his dead body
  • They pivot to Red Garage
  • Carmella gets shot some how
  • The boys won period
• Carmella and Peanut interview the boys and the cops — Like Share and Subscribe
• Carmella and Peanut go get medical
  • He drops her off at The Cubby
  • Carmella tells Bobby to audition for Mirage in drag for the event tonight
  • Carmella and Zaceed go to The Jewelled Dragon
  • She asks Mr K for a pink chain
• Carmella gets her chain
  • Zolo and Peanut split the bill
  • She goes to get changed for the grand opening of The Jewelled Dragon
  • Carmella asks K for Mirage girl chains
  • He said he’ll get on it
  • Carmella gets paid 10k for being apart of the advertisement department
  • She also gets a 5k bonus— Free chain
• Carmella plans The Mirage hiring event
  • Scarlet Vixen auditions
  • She gets hired
  • Lorelei auditions as well
  • She gets hired
  • She finds out she’s a part of Oni..
• Queen Liz Anya performs
  • LizMella perform Twerkquake
  • Carmella gives Ada a lap dance— Courtesy of her man, Sammy
• Carmella, Liz, Priscilla. Urithrah and Paris gear up to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Liz goes in to check how many people are inside
  • Liz updates her saying there’s only people with bats— not guns
  • They went down…
  • Carmella was GSR Negative but got detained
• Carmella goes to court to fight her charges
• Carmella attends her PC Hearing
  • She represents herself
  • Carmella gives a brilliant opening statement
  • The judge was confused that the officers didn’t have a report written
  • Gag it, your honour
• Carmella brings Priscilla up to the stand as a witness
  • Carmella gives her closing statement
  • Carmella is found guilty on all 3 charges— RECOUNT THE VOTES, OPEN THE POLLS
• Priscilla uncuffed Carmella and they girls make a run for it
  • They all get in a car and get away
• Carmella calls Christina
  • She asks if she would want to come back to Mirage
  • Christina says well ofc
  • She gets rehired again
• Gordon posts on L at Bahama Mamas
  • She confronts him
  • He leaves and says he’s on his way to Mirage

• Carmella and the girls plan to rob Bahama Mamas again
  • Gordon stabs Trey Money
  • Trey chases after them
  • Carmella is getaway driver
  • Trey shoots their tire
• Carmella and the girls get chased
  • Carmella and the girls pull over and explain their case
  • They drive away anyways
• Priscilla wants to hold the cops up
  • They go to The Cubby and take Paris’ car
  • Taco sets up a getaway boat for them
  • Carmella gets Gordon on a jet-ski and they drive away to safety
• The Girls and Gordon go scope out Bahama Mamas
  • Gordon goes in
  • He comes back running to the car telling them he stabbed a dancer and to drive
  • They don’t believe him but okay
• Carmella and the girls go to MRPD to check if they have warrants
  • Carmella doesn’t have a warrant
  • Carmella goes to bed

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 June 8th

• Carmella woke up at her house
  • She goes to get changed/start her day
  • Carmella goes to PDM to buy a car with the Mirage money yuppp
• Carmella opens The Mirage
  • Anastasia comes in and talks to Carmella about reviving the club and hiring more girls
  • Carmella suggests a meeting with Priscilla to discuss this
  • Akira comes to throw money
  • She tells him she got the club back and will be hiring Ada back
  • Anastasia suggests security
  • Carmella says “Baby I AM the security”
• Carmella drives to The Cubby to get a gun
  • Carmella calls Vinny for a gun
  • Vinny says he’ll check and call back
  • She sees Ace
  • She asks him for an extra gun
  • Gun acquired.. period
• Ace offers to show Carmella his beach house after he shoots Bang Bang
  • Carmella goes back to Mirage MK
  • They tell Carmella that BSK may rob the club
  • MK from BSK calls her
  • Carmella tells him not to rob Mirage
  • MK says they don’t rob Mirage but are pulling up anyways..oh!
• Carmella asks why Bahama Mamas has so much business
  • Anastasia says it’s because they have security
  • Carmella suggests getting her boys (CG) to rob Bahama Mamas
• Anastasia tells her that Croc is trying to shut down Moore Club
  • The girls discuss the game plan on reviving Mirage
  • Carmella asks her about Katie
  • Anastasia is not a fan
• Carmella is told that the day of the press conference announcing her death, all the managers were suspects
  • Carmella tries to call Christina
  • Carmella thinks Leo would come back for the sisterhood

• Carmella calls Ramee
  • She tells him to come to The Mirage so they can talk shit
  • Vinny and Ramee walk in
  • Carmella asks for the tea on The Golden Tigers
  • Ramee suggests dressing up as demons and try to get in their gang
• ’Keith’, ’Raven’ and ’Devon’ gear up
  • No one was on the block…
  • They decide to pivot and go rob Bahama Mamas instead
• They stop at The Hospital and find Paris, London and Taco
  • Jax say ESB does security at the club
• They go in the club and attempt to hold everyone up…
  • They all go down
  • Carmella gets medical
• Alex and Piper called her
  • WE RUN IT BACKKKKK
• Ramee, Vinny and Tyrone pick her up
  • They go to The Golden Tigers block
  • Carmella calls Alex to come to their block with Piper
  • The team assemble
• The Golden Tigers pull up
  • They apologize
  • They welcome the team into The Golden Tigers ….
• Ramee and Tyrone run
  • Vinny and Carmella are awkwardly stuck there
  • Carmella tries to get Ramee to call her to get out of the situation
  • Ramee tells her to lose his number
• Carmella calls Tyrone and they plan to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Tyrone monologues over the phone before he picks her up

• **Taco **calls **Carmella **and said he heard she is normal now
• She told him that the clone is dead and she is ok again
• He tells her that **Paris **made them throw money at Moore Club when Mirage was open…. ouuu
• Carmella goes to The Marina to go visit Paris
  • Paris asks her if she knows who Stasi is
  • Carmella tells her she works at Mirage
• Paris tells she to fire her cause she might steal her business
  • Stasi is trying to take The Marina from Paris and London for herself and husband
  • Because she’s a council member, she’s trying to get her cop husband to buy it… ouuu
• Carmella fills in Paris on The Golden Tigers situation today
  • She mentions the ChatGPT apology
• Carmella tells her that she wants to reach out to Leo to get her back to Mirage
  • Carmella tries to stir and texts Ramee that the Bustas are trying to ‘clap him nonstop’ so he robs Bahama Mamas😭
• Carmella talks to Leo
  • She asks her if she’s happy at Bahama Mamas
  • Leo says if she wants her, she’s there
  • Carmella ugly cries and rehires
  • Leo spills about the Bahama Mamas IRC
  • Tyrone’s sending robe pictures on his bed in there????
• Leo tells her that Christina and Valentina are down as well
  • The girls talk about a possible hiring event tomorrow
  • They’re bringing back The Mirage Family Values— with the exception of 3 gay men for pride month
• Priscilla calls Carmella very upset
  • She tells her she’s trying to sue the PD for conducting a unlawful search on her
  • She’s mad at her ‘lazy’ lawyer
  • Priscilla said she joined ESB is now trying out for Hades

• Priscilla gets a call from Katie
  • She tells her about what Carmella said earlier at Burger Shot
  • Katie tells her she only shot her in the box because she thought she was going to hurt Carmella…
  • Priscilla tells her she’ll talk to Carmella
  • Katie told her she fired Stasi because she snitched about Carmella being CG and a cop
• Carmella agrees to demote Leo to a dancer for the time being because of that phone call
  • They ask Bobby is input
  • Bobby suggest a Hunger Games situation between all the employees/managers
  • Carmella decides on a Mirage Games Event: Sponsered by VLC Air
  • Bobby Porter, Your mind…
• Ryder calls her to check in
  • He asks about her car situation
  • She tells him she embezzled funds
• Priscilla and Carmella plan one last activity for the night— robbing Bahama Mamas
  • Carmella tells Paris she wants Padrino
  • They all black out and get geared up to scope the area
  • They are successful— Bahama Mamas count your days… #MirageOnTop
• Jonovan Cortez calls asking for a business meeting…
  • The group go to Mirage to clean their money
  • Jonovan comes in talking about security… then drags the club
  • He offers to rob the customers on their way out? Lost his hair and his mind I’m crying
• Jonovan also offers surveillance— Artic Security
  • He offers to put a cameras in other clubs
  • He proves his point by sending her the link to a camera in Mirage
  • Baby that’s what Mr K is for I’m crying
• Jonovan says he also does private’s security
  • He says he can kill legally…
  • He tells her that he’s offered it to other clubs but they got turned down
• Carmella says she’ll give him 5k to impress her
  • She tells him if he brings her back something that’s interesting… she’ll hire him
• Carmella goes to sleep

Ramee - Prod 2.5 - Day 125

• Ramee woke up and checked his text messages
• Patar texted him over the weekend that him and Vinny managed to buy the LS apartment off of Billy Bonjoe
• Vinny called Ramee, and told him that if he didnt hire him at VLSea and Air he wont give him keys to the LS apartment
• Vinny told Ramee that he bought the apartment for 100k, so Ramee paid him 50k and got added to the panel
• Zaceed got kidnapped by BB at Legion Square, so Ramee, Vinny, AP, and Suarez went around the city looking for him
• They went up north to Paleto where they found Ricky Rizz driving away, so they chased him and shot at him but he escaped
• Zaceed told the boys over the radio that they were in Paleto Tunnels, but BB started a shootout with the cops so they left
• Dick told the boys over the radio that the car they were chasing in Paleto was in LS
• Ramee, Vinny, and Suarez chased it down, Ricky Rizz was in it so they shot him down
• A shootout popped off with BB, and all the boys went down
• A cop took Ramee and AP to the Hospital and let them go after
• Ramee and Zaceed were driving around when they ran into Kiki, who had Vinny kidnapped
• They chased him, and shot him and Shortbus down
• Wiked pulled up to try and save Kiki and Shortbus, but the boys chased him and gunned him down
• Carmella <:Slay:1356820911885390036> called Ramee and asked him to link up for a shittalking sesh <:teaaa:1357010386469130301>
• Ramee and Vinny met with Carmella at Mirage
• She asked for tea on Golden Tigers, because she was dating a guy from GT who shittalked Ramee to her <:oop:1181482060943212604>
• Ramee told her about the beef they had over the months with GT
• Carmella told them that she felt like GT were taking all the anger they had from CG onto her because Piper stabbed Carmella, blew her up, and shit talked her
• She showed them a picture of Piper with demon horns on <:Concerned:1071526499544465429> so Ramee suggested that they dress like that to fuck with them
• Ramee, Carmella, and Vinny went to a clothing shop and dressed up as emo demons
• They went to GT's block but didnt find anyone there
• Carmella had the idea to rob Bahama Mama's in their outfits
• Ramee, Carmella and Vinny ran into Bahama Mama's and tried to hold everyone up, but got gunned down by the Bustas <:SKIPULTRA:1368316861069922414>
• Vinny and Ramee were brought to the Hospital, but Carmella was left behind
• They linked up with Tyrone at the Hospital, and Ramee asked him to help them infiltrate GT
• Carmella called Ramee and told him that Piper called her, so they decided to go to GT's block to confront them
• GT showed up and, Carmella confronted Piper about how she treated Carmella before
• Piper along with the two other GT members apologized to Carmella
• Vinny asked if they could be part of GT for the day, and GT agreed
• Ramee got a call from Suarez and used it as an excuse to dip out
• Ramee called Patar and asked about VLSea and Air, then went to bed <:r_sleep:874118474987864124>

• The Sharkz pull up to the BBMC block
  • They immediately go down
  • They go back to The Hospital
• Jake threatens a guy out of his car
  • It didn’t work.. L MANS BRO
  • Kealum tells Jake they got a new candidate in The Hospital
  • Raphael joins The Sharkz
• The guy Jake tried to rob for his car comes back.. “SHARKZ SWARM”
  • A girl gets out of the car and stabs them all
  • The police show up and cuff Jake
  • Jake gets uncuffed and gets medical
  • He meets Dona Tella
• Wyatt calls Jake
  • They go to pick up Wyatt
  • They go back to The Hospital
• The Sharkz Hospital Takeover🏥🦈
  • They have their 5 bro
  • They roll check to see whoever’s the biggest
  • Whoever has the biggest becomes gang leader
• The Sharkz try to put their money together to get a gun — W brainstorming bro
  • They get a car and try to find a gun
  • They go to Bahama Mamas
  • They flirt with some bros— I mean baddies
• They go back to BBMC block
  • They start a fist fight but get hit with a bat
  • The boys get brought to The Hospital

Prodigy 2.5 - Day 123

• Earlier in the day, Vinny bought Palomino Ave #2 apartment for $100k, securing the final Little Seoul property for CG
• Mr K woke up and successfully landed his balcony jump <:kebunEZ:1095879716067622992>
• K called Peanut, who said he was being chased
• K picked up Peanut and lost the cops
• K called Vinny for an update on the LS Apartment
• Vinny explained how he threatened, gaslit, and stabbed Billy once he finally sold the apartment
• Vinny told K that Tenshi told him about Foley messing with their gang
• K checked Jeweled Dragon and saw that **Bang Bang **vandalized the sign and wrote "Fake Ass Diamonds"
• Patar showed K his fresh delivery of diamonds and gold
• K mentioned that Hades’ Pendants were on the menu today, as well as color variants for the Jeweled Dragon opening
• K turned his radio back on, only to hear CG was getting shot by BB
• K went to Rusty's and Benny's to fix the Buggy
• K trolled Vinny for getting arrested via text
• Zolo told K that Vinny has a 600 month warrant, so the boys geared up for a transport
• BB stole the Buggy at LSMC, so K chased after them on foot
• BB pulled up on K and shot him down
• BB tried to put K in a car, but the PD shot them down
• Ace managed to get K in a car and a chase ensued
• Zolo struggled with losing the cops in the truck he was driving, so Zolo swapped K into Curtis's car
• Curtis lost the cops and drove up north to change K’s outfit and get a new car
• K found the Buggy and received a text from TomTom that the paint job was free…<:joeholy:774362465294483476>
• K heard that Ricky was at Bahama Mamas bragging about shooting down CG
• K got there quickly, but Ricky managed to escape just before
• K, Taco, Hutch, Curt & Zolo put down two BB members
• Dick texted K that Ricky was at Rusty's
• They found Ricky and kidnapped him
• Hutch started getting chased, but lost the cops quickly
• K told Ricky that he needed to tell him where La Jefa is now
• Ricky said he had a way to find her
• Ricky called himself "Bad Dragon", so K stabbed him
• K, Taco, Hutch, Curtis & Zolo rolled to Mirror Park to shoot the rest of BB
• They shot down Blade and K did the spilts on Ricky's face, while everyone else was being shot by Shortbus from a doorway<:SKIPULTRA:1368316861069922414>
• They set up on houses around and tried to find someone to lockpick the house
• K got a text from Asher saying he was going to lockpick the Cubby, but Asher ran off
• K went to Vinny's bench trial
• K snuck in, but PD eventually realized it was him so he left
• K "snuck" in through an open window to check on Vinny after closing statements
• K made a quick stop to steal food from Al Dentes and ran over TomTom
• Vinny was found guilty at his bench trial, so the boys set up to attack a transport
• They found out Vinny was being processed in the Courthouse and tried to push it
• K, Curtis, Taco & Peanut went down quick, but shot some cops down
  • It was just Zolo left in a 1v2 and he unfortunately lost
• Hades/Oni attacked the transport from the Hospital to PD to rescue the boys
• After a long shootout at Legion, the boys were successfully broken out of custody <:EZ:1065481330109980742> and got all 3 skorpions back

Paris Argo TLDR June 2nd: IJBOL

• Paris woke up in her apartment.
• London was there decorating.
• Paris left London to decorating.
• Paris decided it was time to clean her pockets.
• Paris went to The Marina to get some food for her and London.
• Paris went back to the Cubby to give London her food.
• She saw Judd, Chawa and Patar doing ATMs.
• Paris found Zolo
• They talked about AMN and Paris joining Wuchang and about her talking to Ace instead of him.
• Paris took a moment for herself and rolled some folded cash while thinking about music.
• Paris decided to start moving stuff from her apartment to the cubby.
• JJ texted Paris if she wanted to link up.
• After moving her stuff, Paris went down to the Cubby.
• Ramee threatened to stab Paris… again.
• Paris, London and Bobby went to Bahama Mamas to clean money.
• London went to sleep for a bit.
• Paris and Bobby started saying random things on the radio while the gang was fighting. <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris test drove a car from PDM.
• Paris, Bobby and Big D did a beach mission.
• AP joined them after.
• Paris saw on L that Wiked called Carmella a BTEC Paris Argo.
• Paris saw the opportunity to call Carmella a sister on L and promote MISTER by A&N. <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Carmella called Paris and told her what happened with Wiked.
• She also told Paris that her and Gigi are gooing to try to kidnap him and play the Wiked diss to torture him.
• It was the second day of June, and Paris already beat an ace person… (Bobby)… she's not beating the allegations.
• Mother Sara was awake.
• Paris told Sara that they're announcing that they've signed to Wuchang on the 27th for the Pride Event, in the meantime they need to keep it a secret.
• Paris wanted to do a re-introduction for AMN and give Sara a new vibe and look.
• She wants Sara to try black hair and a more grungy-edgy style.
• Paris changed Sara's hair color to black and gave her a new hairstyle.
• She also gave her a tiny bit of plastic surgery and switched her makeup around.
• JJ called Paris.
• JJ picked up Paris and Sara.
• Paris told JJ about her idea to rebrand AMN.
• They took Sara to get more tattoos.
• Christina called Paris worried about the news that Paris had left Venus.
  • Paris told Christina they'd talk about her album release later.
• Paris told Christina to keep things on the low about her going to WuChang.
• Paris told Christina to join WuChang.
• K spammed called Paris while she was on the phone with Christina.
  • Paris returned his call, he asked about Victor, the lawyer.
• Paris told K what Victor looked like and what he drove.
• K asked Paris why she left Venus.
• Paris told him it was because of Naomi.
• K told her "I told you so".
• Paris told him that she was gonna drop the bomb and announce the move to WuChang at the Pride concert and *"Wuchang! Boom!" *
  -# No, Paris is not bombing the Pride event
• Paris picked up London.
• Paris, London, Sara, and JJ went to the Snow block.
• Ace and Sammy showed up.
• Sammy knew AMN went to WuChang.
• Paris asked her to keep it a secret.

Paris Argo June 3rd TLDR: Things Get… Official

• Paris woke up in her Little Seoul apartment.
  • She noticed the walk-in closet was coming along well.
• Paris posted on L: "BE HUMBLE REMY"
  • Nebula replied: "you're 40 playing with slime"
  • Someone named Remy replied: "tf i do gang"
• Paris test drove ONCE AGAIN the S95 from PDM.
• Paris looked at the pink beach house and wondered why no one got it.
• Someone asked for a Larry's worker so she made her way to Sandy.
• Paris called Ellie to ask what's the tea with the pink beach house.
• Paris went all the way to Larry's for someone only looking at the loan for a car.
• She decided to do a little 10 minute shift, since she was already there.
• Paris was feeling a little bit crazy, and decided to trunk check people.
• She found an unlocked house and took a peek inside. 👀
• Paris bought a metal claw.
• Paris went back to the Cubby and linked up with Junior
• She went to her apartment and found Bobby blasting the platinum record hit, WuChang Crazy.
• Paris and Bobby went to the Hospital.
• They ran into Carmella and Urithra there
  • Carmella told Paris that she sent Wiked to the __Hospital __.
• Paris convinced Urithra to hit on Wiked.
• When Urithra approached him, his girl answered for him… awkward…
• Paris and Bobby stole food from Up N Atom.
• Paris and Bobby linked up with London.
• They did a beach mission.
• Carmella called Paris and asked if she was with Ari.
• Paris told her she wasn't.
• Carmella asked Paris to set up Ari for her.
• London and Paris went to Bahama Mamas.
• Paris called Ari and asked her to go to Bahama Mamas and warned her about Carmella.
• Ari said she was not going.
• Carmella showed up and she told Paris why she was mad at Ari and Priscilla.
• Paris and London took Carmella to MRPD for a "date" she was having there with "Raphael".
• Carmella actually was there to confront Ari.
• Carmella and Ari started fighting.
• Carmella ran off when the cops showed up.
• Urithra went on a date with some random man outside the 10-42 bar.
• Carmella came back and stabbed a cop and ran off again.
• The cops detained all the girls, but they were let go shortly after.
• Ari got upset because the girls wouldn't fight Carmella.
• Paris and London left and went to the Cubby.
• The girls hung out with CG for a moment.
• While everyone was talking in a circle, the Clowns attacked the Cubby.
• A gun fight broke out
• Twinkles went down noooo
• While talking with Mateo, Ace, and Zolo, Paris received terrible, terrible news…
• XO, Argo was denied…
• Paris asked Arya about XO, Argo being denied.
• Arya told Paris it would be best to go for a business that already exists and doesn't require much resources.
• Paris and London had a talk about what the future of their business would be.
• Paris broke the bad news to Leo.
• As things couldn't have gotten worse… Paulie called and texted Paris…
• Paris and London did a Sea Hunt mission.

• K, Vinny, Charles, Curtis and Suarez started working on another escape plan
• After test running it and adjusting all the details, Charles started getting chased by ground units and Air-1
• The boys did a bait and switch and the cops started chasing K
  • K got spiked and was cuffed
  • Suarez put K in a shitty car and cops chased after them
• Everyone escaped, but K lost his Skorpion
• K, Chawa, Vinny, Suarez & Curtis decided they needed a break, so they did some boosts
• Suarez started a C Boost, where they only had to destroy the car
• They did another C Boost and had to chop the car
• AJ called K and told K that he was robbed by BB again
• The boys met up with AJ at Bahama Mamas, so he could explain
• K, Chawa, Vinny, Suarez & Curtis rolled out on BB to get a getback for AJ
• K, Curtis & Vinny used SMG's for the fight
• K facetimed Blade and then called Ricky and found out they were by the Docks killing TK for supplying guns to CG
• They found BB leaving the area and a shootout started
  • BB tried to escape in the water, but CG shot them all down
• Suarez commed that PD was staging at UWU, likely looking for warrant holders
• Ellie let the boys know that she overheard PD saying they were going to break down the doors
• The boys geared up in case PD was coming for them
  -# PD went to Ace's house, but he wasn't awake, so they went after Tyrone
• The boys put cars to block the entrance to the Cubby and K posted on L "We right here bitch" with a photo of them
• Blade facetimed K in an airplane, and then BB bombed the Cubby with tankers
• All the cars blew up, but CG put all of BB down
• Ricky said this was their last stand (Ricky said that a few times today)
• AJ came over to rub it in just before Octavia & Hank came to pick up the dead bodies
• Vinny offered AJ stage 3’s for his car and to come down to the Factory
• There was one last BB member hiding who was shot down
• Luigi(Stuart) the shoe guy came by and K bought some fancy shoes for $4.5k
• K said that they had enough stock to open up Jeweled Dragon tomorrow
• K, Chawa, Bobby & Mateo got a C-Boost from Ellie and completed it <:FeelsWowMan:466403078988365824>
• Jimmy from BBMC called K and told him that Luther was trying to steal Chawa's chain
• K went back to the Cubby and told Luther to come and try to get his chain
  • Luther stabbed K but was eventually stabbed by Junior <:EZ:1065481330109980742>
• K watched as Chawa stabbed Luther before going to bed

• Carmella notices Gigi on L
  • It was a picture of the pride balloons at the beach with a cryptic caption
  • They suspect she’s trying to escape on the pride balloons— they go to save her
  • They show up at the beach and see Gigi in a fire on the ground
  • Carmella calls an ambulance
  • Gigi tells her she was waiting for Ace to come to the beach so she could end things with him, but fell into the fire
  • Gigi gets helped up and they leave
• Carmella gets a call from Hazel
  • She tells her that Leah will send the letter claiming she’s alive to Colt so she can get The Mirage back
  • Carmella is #confused and does not recall but okay slay!
• Carmella and the girls go to Bahama Mamas to celebrate her return
  • Gigi and Carmella have a one-on-one
  • Gigi finds out that this is really Carmella and the clone has perished..
  • Gigi talks about how much she hated Evilmella
  • Carmella tells her that Rosa took care of it
  • Gigi mentions Franklins House with the smashed mirror a few weeks ago
  • Carmella says she has been having memory issues and is unsure

• Paris and Sara Nade come pick up the girls from Bahama Mamas
  • They pick up London from The Cubby
  • Carmella see’s Hazel and she tells her that Colt has to look the letter over
• The girls go change and go to OnTop Records to watch an emo busker
  • Carmella acts super cool and nonchalant by reading a book and throwing her clothes at him
  • Emo Busker shouts her out and dedicates a song to her
  • “You may not be a supermodel..”
  • It gets awkward and Sara fake holds her up to get them out of there
• Carmella makes a YellowPage ad looking for friends
  • A woman calls her and confronts her why she was mad at her a while back
  • Carmella has no clue who this is
  • She tells her to come to her block at Forum Drive— The girls are on route
  • It was Vanya
• Vanya and Carmella clear the air
  • Vanya shows her an outfit she’d be proud of
  • Carmella goes to change
• Alex Norman— formally known as Emo Busker gives Carmella his number on L
  • Carmella gets a ping from her ‘new friend’
  • They meet her new friend at Ponsonbys
  • I see goggles, a mask and gloves…
  • Carmella asks if he’s flicks wrist
  • He’s not— He does not meet the Carmella boyfriend requirements
  • The girls leave…

• Evilmella goes to the ESB block and sees Tyrone and ESB Gio
  • Evilmella gets a very intense text from Ari
  • ”YOU STUPID BITCH WHY DONT YOU DO EVERYONE A FAVOUR AND DIE AGAIN”
  • Evilmella tries on Tyrone’s chain and they take a selfie
• Evilmella calls Ari
  • Ari tells her that everyone hates her and talks bad about her
  • Ari says she’ll never be invited to her Chinese Restaurant
  • Evilmella says she’ll see her when she sees her
  • Ari tells her she’s at Ponsonbys
• Evilmella sees a pink sports car drive by— She thinks it’s Paris and Ari
  • Evilmella chases them down but loses them
  • She calls Paris asking why she drove off
  • Paris says it wasn’t her and she’s with London
  • The girls meet at Bahama Mamas with hopes that Ari shows up
  • Ari was not there
  • Urithrah pings her to 10-42
• Evilmella, Paris and London show up and they find Ari with Priscilla and Urithrah
  • The girls start yelling at eachother and Ari swings at her with her rubber chicken
  • She starts fighting back and Officer Mojo gets involved
  • Officer Mojo says she’ll be charged with assault and battery for the time being
  • Evilmella stabs him and drives away

• Evilmella goes to The Hospital and then goes to change her clothes
  • Hazel calls her back
  • She asks to give Jocie her consent for Hazel to look at her medical records
• Evilmella goes into Bahama Mamas and sees Leo and Sal dancing on the poles…
  • She crashes out and runs into the club bathroom
  • Evilmella texts Priscilla that she’s out of line
  • The girls go back and forth over texts
  • She texts Urithrah that she’s a traitor and just like them
  • Urithrah tells she she hasn’t betrayed her and that Ari is planning an attack on her right now
• Evilmella goes to Al Dentes
  • Urithrah texts her that they’re tailing her in a white car
  • Evilmella whips the car around and gets up holding them up
  • She tells them to stop following her and shoots their tires— She drives away
• Evilmella goes to The Cubby and sees Mr Ratchet with the police there
  • Paris got hit by a car
  • When she got up Evilmella tells her to stay away from Priscilla since she’s “unwell”
  • Urithrah texts her an update that they’re still following but they lost her

• The boys realized they showed Octavia exactly how to smuggle cocaine into the city <:oopsie:1281072485978214440>
• Chatterbox facetimed K and told him that their vacation was over and Tessa had a gun
• The boys gave 2 bricks to TK and got some SMG parts that they needed to make more skorpions
• Another two bricks were dropped off to Tyrone & ESB for 5k each and they sold one more to Oni for $7.5K
• Rev called K and said that he needed two people to help him on an excursion
• K & Ramee ran into the Clowns at the Hospital, they quickly stabbed Ratchet and then ran out and went to Chumash to meet with RHMC
• K & Ramee blacked out and began the Gun Smuggling mission with RHMC
• They got on 2 boats and sailed out to Cayo, while being chased by 4 other boats
• They brought gun parts to a shack on Cayo and stayed there to defend the crates
• K and Ramee split from to find vehicles while the RHMC members stayed protecting the shack
• Rev explained that it would take about an hour to get 1 crate, so it was up to them how long they stay on the island
• K explained that while they wait, K could grow cocaine leaves
• Rev described the entire smuggling and SMG-crafting process to K and Ramee
• Rev said they had no ammo, but K explained that El Padrino was the plug for now
• Carmella called K asking if he was available to help her rob Bahama Mama's
• The first crate was successfully smuggled after only 20 minutes, so they decided to stick around for another crate
• Ramee discovered that the crate had a tracker on it
• K and Ramee went to the local cocaine shop to check for supplies while they waited
• The shop was fully sold out, so they decided to go back and pick up Rev to show him how the cocaine operation works
• Rev said that he would keep a lookout for growers on their future smuggling missions
• Ricky called K freaking out about the meeting with Tony Rico
• Ricky told K that the meeting was in 30 minutes and he wanted to make a plan
• K told him he needed to speak with El Padrino
• K pulled up to the Mansion on Cayo and met with El Padrino
• K explained the plan to El Padrino, who was concerned about Ricky backstabbing them
• El Padrino asked K if he thought it was smart to go after Rico when they were already dealing with the Syndicate
• El Padrino explained that last night, Draco got a threatening email from the Syndicate after Hades messed with their shipment
• K shared information he had on his encounters with the Syndicate
• K walked away a bit confused on whether or not El Padrino wanted the K to mess with Rico
• K called Ricky back and asked him to tell K when and where the meeting was happening
• K filled in Ramee on everything, then called El Padrino for some clarification
• K and Ramee came to the same conclusion that El Padrino didn't want Ricky in the Cartel
• Tara Yaki called Ramee asking about what they buy at Jeweled Dragon, so K and Ramee gave her the rundown
• Tara said she had 100 jewelry bags and would meet them when they returned from Cayo
• Despite their ACDC, K and Ramee successfully waited with RHMC for the second crate
• AJ told K that the Clowns rolled up and shot people at the Cubby
• K told him that if he is selling on the block, he should defend the block

• The girls go to Bahama Mamas to cause trouble and get more people to Mirage
  • They see Shannon and ask her to help cause chaos in the club
  • Shannon causes chaos as expected, a girl pulled out a gun so they all dip
• Evilmella parks a car into the doorway of Bahama Mamas
  • The police show up
  • Priscilla starts kicking the car
  • Evilmella gets in cuffs for trying to get in the car and tackling the officer
• Priscilla gets her in a car—cuffed, and UriSicllMella get in yet ANOTHER chase
  • They get the car stuck in an alleyway and the girls split up
  • Still in cuffs, Evilmella gets escorted by Priscilla
  • Naomi and Nebula are in a car which the girls get into
• Nebula gets them out slay
  • Evilmella gets uncuffed and calls Urithrah
  • Urithrah tells her she’s in a foot chase
  • They get another car and go to save her
• Priscilla gets cuffed, but Urithrah gets in the car
  • They get to the Red Bridge and threaten to jump
  • Evilmella sees only one way out and exits from the scene dramatically by jumping off the bridge into the water
  • She survives the jump and swims away

Paris Argo TLDR May 27th: Chill Day Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

• Paris woke up in her Little Seoul apartment.
• She bumped into Peanut.
• Peanut took Paris to tell the boys what happened yesterday.
• The boys were more interested in talking to Chawa.
• Ramee stabbed Paris.
• She tried to tell them what happened and K said we don't care… <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
• He left her at the Hospital and left.
• Paris asked for Ellie on the IRC.
• They met at the cubby.
• Ellie told her London ended up going to jail but just for a little bit.
• Ellie also told her that she doesn't have a warrant and if she doesn't get a raid receipt to let her know.
• Paris got out of her disguise.
• Paris told Junior, Ace and Taco what happened last night
• They got distracted so she stopped telling them the story.
• The group pointed guns at cops in Little Seoul and made them take their clothes off.
• Paris saw more cops so she hid inside the Cubby.
• When the cop left, the group saw the other cops had left.
• Paris continued telling the story to the guys on the car.
• Paris talked with Bobby in the Cubby.
• Bobby told her that Carmella was in the ICU because of the D'Amico people.
• Paris FaceTimed Liz.
• Paris went to pick up Liz with Bobby, Ace and Big D.
• Big D and Liz reunited <:nyasuuLove:1183741185521631232>
• Paris, Bobby and Liz visited Mirage.
• They saw Carmella inside alone.
• Carmella said she doesn't remember what happened.
• Bobby told her who put her in the ICU.
• Hazel texted Paris telling her that she was right about Carmella working with Rosa.
• Carmella yelled at everyone: "Let’s go shoot some Italians!"
  • The 5 was: Paris, Bobby, Carmella, Ricardo, and Liz gulp… 😨
• The group went to ammunation.
  • Carmella mumbled as she went in "I should’ve stayed in the box"
• Paris texted Bobby telling him that she needs to get out somehow.
• Hazel called Paris and she texted her to ask for help so she can leave.
• Paris met with Hazel, Taco, Peanut and Ace.
• They went to the mines.
• Peanut pushed Paris down the stair at the end of the mines… that evil creature..
• Paris and London met at the cubby to talk about what she went through yesterday.
• Paris asked Ellie for her stuff they hid yesterday in Ellie's apartment.
• Paris talked to Aiya and told her about what happened last night.
• Paris, London, and Jax went to clean their money.
• Shannon called Paris.
• They met at Bahama Mamas and went for a walk to talk.
• Paris, Shannon, and London went back to the club to grab a drink.
• Shannon showed Paris and London her house.
• The girls stopped at the electronic store so Shannon could buy herself a polaroid camera.
• Shannon left the girls to go meet with a lawyer.

• Evilmella and the girls bring the two guys to a secluded spot
  • Antonio and Carmine tell her they have no affiliation with Rocco other than working at his pawn shop
  • Evilmella takes both their phones
  • She goes through their texts but they’re both wiped
  • She calls Rocco off one of their phones
  • Rocco doesn’t respond but he’s saved under ‘Dumbass’ in his phone hmm
• Evilmella tells the guys that they will tell Rocco that she’s looking for him
  • She shoots them both
  • BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM 5 BIG BOOMS
• Evilmella, Priscilla, Urithrah and Ricardo kidnap a cop and try to take his equipment while in a car.
• They stop on the side of the road as Priscilla robs the cop then they leave him there.
• Evilmella makes another L saying she’s selling Mirage
• Evilmella and the girlies go Bahama Mamas but it was dead AF so they go to ESB turf
• While everyone was chilling and talking Evilmella get an ominous Email from the Syndicatecalling her out on making a clone
• A member of ESB told Evilmella that someone called him from a payphone saying there’s an evil carmella around
• Evilmella gets another threatening Email from the Syndicate

• Hades Draco hears the girls explanation and isn’t mad! period!
  • The girls wait for Ricardo
  • Ricardo shows up on a jetski
  • Evilmella asks Ricardo to take a picture of her and Priscilla with her Polaroid camera
• Evilmella, Priscilla and Ricardo get the helicopter and fly to The Mirage
• On the The Mirage roof Evilmella gets a text from Ramee that he didn't ask Monarchy for the AR back
  • The girls plot how to make Valentina's & Monarchy's lives hell - bamboo under the nails.. oh?
• Evilmella, Priscilla and Ricardo drive to The Barbershop for another outfit change joined by Urithrah and Felicity, followed by an outfit change
• Evilmella spots Clay and Christina at the Clothing Store
• The girls go to the __Bris Bane’s music event __to look for Valentina
  • Blair mentions that Valentina should be performing but she's not here
  • Off to Bahama Mamas to look — no luck
  • Driving around, the girls run into Hazel and Evilmella shares Monarchy tea with her — Monarchy = big unsolved math problem
  • Quick trip to Burger shot to look — no luck
• Quick trip to the Hospital
• Evilmella drives past The Cubby and sees the gang getting their fortunes told

Paris Argo TLDR 5/21/25: MOTHA GUNK 🚗

• Paris ran into Jax and Akira at the hospital.
  • Paris and Jax told Akira about The Syndicate taking Jax's money.
• Jax asked for a little Larry's bonus,
• Akira gave Jax a loan of 60k.
• Jax paid Paris the money he owed her.
• Paris got a vm from Zoey and she spilled some tea.
  • Zoey said that Priscila has been taking all that rah rah about Paris.
  • One of the things Priscilla said was that Paris was trying to take over Bimbotique and make it XO, Argotique.
• Tony Rico texted Paris. (see pictures for reference)
• Paris saw AP and Bobby outside the cubby.
• She made them test drive the Comet.
• Paris let AP use her car for racing.
• Hazel called Paris and told her she was hanging out with Carmella for the day.
• Paris met with London at Bahama Mamas and cleaned her money.
• Paris and London met with Jax.
• They went to Larry's so Paris could yet again, test drive a car.
• She was indecisive about what car to buy.
• Paris, London and Jax were thinking about lock picking Hudson's house in Paleto.
• She called Drew for help but he didn't answer.
• Paris decided to pull some tarot cards to see if she should buy a car.. and they said no.
• Paris asked AP to test another car for her.
  • AP told Paris that her car does in fact have tier 2 upgrades.
• Paris introduced London to AP.
• Paris went to the court case.
  • She said hi JJ and he ignored her…
• After a few minutes, he said hi to her.
• Paris folded
• After the verdict, someone went inside the courtroom with a bomb and AR sounds went off <:nyasuuLook:1164308032428179466>
• During this Zolo was stress eating a slice of pizza.
• The court case ended in confusion.
• Mr. K was found guilty of government corruption and sentenced to 1.63 years.
• Paris went to test drive the Carbonizzare again.
• Paris bought the Carbonizzare.
• The car's name is… Mother Gunk Cuntissimo Bubblegum The Third Of The Grotti Haus or Gunk for short.
• Paris put together a new racing outfit to match Motha Gunk.
• Paris took her new car for a race.
• She placed 12th out of 12 <:nyasuuLondon:1211810958108917780> #Flop
• London texted Paris telling her Carmella might've tried to kidnapped her.
• Paris called Ace to hangout.
• Ace was with the boys.
• Bobby told London 3 girls bombed her car at the cubby…. acts surprised
• Carmella, Gigi and Priscilla showed up to the cubby after Paris, London and Bobby went to see the scene of the crime.
• Paris gave London keys to her cubby apartment so she could decorate it.
• They visited Junior's apartment for inspiration.
• Paris asked the tarot cards if she should go to bed.
• The cards said yes.

Credits: <@968640537886355477> <@963294321191301151> <@748359169916141609> and the rest of the TLDR Team!

• Priscilla picks up Evilmella at Moore Club
  • She tells her about the PD Heist from today
  • Colt told Priscilla about it
  • Priscilla suggests moving the equipment somewhere else just in case
• Chris calls Evilmella
  • She asks him to help hunt down Leo, Christina and Valentina
• Evilmella mentions that when she was kidnapped, the girls said they had someone to open The Mirage doors
  • Priscilla and Evilmella investigate the Mirage employee list
  • No one owned up to it
• Chris calls her back to tell her that Valentina works at Bahama Mamas
  • She tells him that’s not true
  • She goes on Yellow Pages to get Leo’s number
  • Leo had Bahama Mamas in her YP bio….
  • She realizes that Chris was right
• The girls go to Bahama Mamas
  • They go into the club and talk to Reign
  • They find out that Leo, Valentina and Katie all work there
• Evilmella and Priscilla go back to the club and try to hold open dancer auditions
  • No one shows up, oh we fell off bad
  • A guy named Victor Halbrecht comes in and asks about a position for security
  • Evilmella says NO MEN. <:Carmiedadbod:915176376406003762>
• Evilmella, Priscilla and Urithrah drive around to scout for dancers
  • The see a girl and ask if she wants to dance at The Mirage
  • She said she works at Moore
  • Evilmella finds out that she now has a Catty impersonator in the IRC
  • Priscilla closes the IRC
• They stop at Al Dentes for food
  • They ask the cashier if she wants to work at The Mirage, she says no
  • They go to the clothing store to pick up Gigi
  • All the girls go check out Moore Club
  • Literal crickets oop
• Evilmella and company drive around Mirror Park
  • They see Lemon
  • Urithrah asks her if she has any friends interested in dancing
  • She mentions Val Entine
• Evilmella has her ‘I look pretty good for a dead bitch’ moment and tells Val Entine, AJ and Halfway Home she’s alive
  • She asks her if she wants to work at Mirage
  • Val Entine says she works at Bahama Mamas
  • Val Entine gets peer pressured to work at The Mirage by both parties
  • AJ asks if he can have a position as a bartender
  • NO MEN <:CarmieTrackBod:1076304583137169428>

• Evilmella notices an Ari person on L saying Mirage is sexist
  • Urithrah knows Ari
  • She gets him down to the club
• Ari shows up to the club and tries to plead his case and reasoning for the post
  • Evilmella suggests trying to make an all-male club so women can enjoy their own space…
  • She holds him up and tells him to delete his post
  • She tells him to post ‘Mirage is very fucking sexist’
  • He posts it with a ‘kissy face’
  • Too bad she hates ‘kissy faces’— Ari gets shot and left at the club
• Evilmella tells him to let everyone know “The Bitch is back” MWAH
  • Evilmella and the girls find a pay phone
  • She calls Leo
  • Leo tells her Priscilla put a restraining order on her
• Leo tells her to look into her inner circle
  • Evilmella asked her where she’s getting her info from
  • Leo tells her to ask Priscilla, she mentions the Humans Labs heist
• Evilmella confronts Priscilla and Gigi for telling Leo everything
  • Priscilla says everyone was after her
  • She says she didn’t say everything
  • Gigi says she never said robot
  • Gigi says that this isn’t new information and she told her they said something
• Urithrah intervenes and says arguing with eachother is not helping and this is what they want
  • They all get back in the car and head to Bahama Mamas
• They plan to ‘flashbang’ the club
• They go to Evilmella’s apartment to test it out
  • It definitely works!
• Evilmella calls Ramee
  • She asks him if he has anymore flashbangs
  • He tells her that he has nothing
  • She tells him that she still has her job and asks him if he wants to run it back
  • He’s down
• Evilmella and Urithrah go to Bahama Mamas
  • It was empty except for dancers getting their pictures taken
  • Evilmella felt bad and they decided to leave
• The girls still wanted chaos so they went to The Cubby
  • They poured gasoline on a pink car and blew it up
  • As they drive away, Junior started shooting at her
  • Ramee calls her
  • She tells him to tell Junior to stop shooting her
  • Ramee says they can do the PD Heist tomorrow
• Priscilla tells Evilmella that Zoey told her Paris was calling her and Priscilla evil
  • Ace calls Gigi and Taco calls Priscilla
  • Ace asks why they’re shooting on ‘HIS’ block
  • Taco joins in and him and Gigi start yelling back and forth
• Evilmella suggests flash banging The Cubby
  • Paris and Bobby are at The Cubby mourning the loss of ‘Sherbet’
  • ‘Sherbet’ being the car they blew up
  • Evilmella says “yeahokbye”

• Paris and Ari met to talk.
• Paris explained to Ari the Carmella and box situation.
• JJ texted Paris <:Flirt:1023078396927955024>
  • He asked her if she liked the nickname: Par Bear
• Paris tried calling Zaceed but he didn't answer.
• Paris didn't know what to respond to JJ with.
• Jax told her JJ is 100% gay.
• She responded "Yess I love it 😁" and sent a selfie of her saying "U FW THE SELFIE"
• Ari made Bobby cry… 😭
• He was pretending.
• Marcus and Draco called Paris so she can explain what happened with Carmella and Katie.
• Draco told Paris that Katie had actually left the gang.
• Paris, London and Jax drove around trying to sell their mystery bags.
• Priscilla called Paris.
  • Paris returned the call
• Priscilla called Paris "weird" for saying that she was the one who told her that Carmella was alive.
• Paris called Bobby and he told her things were developing.
• He didn't say what.
• He was with Ari.
• Paris sold a blind bag at Larry's.
• Bobby and Ari met with her there to continue talking.
• There was a lot of people around so they went somewhere else to talk.
• Paris gave advice to Ari
• She told her to talk with Priscilla and tell her she needs to snap out of it and stop enabling Carmella.
• London wanted Paris to wrap up the conversation since it was just going in circles and she felt like Ari was insulting Paris at that point.
• Bobby gave Ari a gun so she could protect herself.
• He told her to be careful because it was a stolen gun and he doesn't know the history of it.
• Mateo called Paris and asked her to hang out.
• He told her he's with Arya and Novah at Bahama Mamas.
• Paris didn't want to go.
• Paris sold 3 more outfit blind bags, one to JJ <:Flirt:1023078396927955024>, one to a blue haired girl, and another one to a girl in Mirror Park.
• The XO, Argo team made more outfit blind bags.
• Paris, London, Bobby and Jax hung out at the Cubby for while.
• They fought a helicopter that was attacking the Cubby and chaos broke out.
• A tsunami hit and the day ended.