Recaps
- While pickpocketing she found 2 folded cash
- She goes to Bahama Mamas to make some money
- The dancer mentions a funeral happening today
- She mentions Carmella
- She realizes she cannot throw the 2 folded cash and leaves… dip dip dip
- A blonde queen gives Carmella $100, she’s now up $129 …. W Bruh
- A girl at the Little Seoul Gas Station takes money out of the atm
- She goes to Ammunition to see if she has enough for a knife
- Not enough money… anguish and despair…
- Carmella goes back to the pier to pickpocket
- A guy runs up to her and asks her what she’s doing
- He thought she was selling
- Carmella runs to get changed
- She saw Ellie at the Moore Clothing Store so she runs
- She kicked a local off his bike to steal it, he had a gun…
- She lock picks a car and drives to get changed
- She sees people on L talking about her funeral
- Valentina and ”El Patron” don’t believe she’s dead
- She drives to Legion and sees Bobby Porter
- A girl comes up to her and says hi
- She looks away and Bobby starts screaming at her to join the race
- The girl gives her some food, some joints and tells her to “Be safe on the road!”
- Literal seconds later she gets run over by a garbage truck.
- While driving, she notices a dead body in the back of her car
- She turns around and sees herself?
- Mama… Carmella clone behind you
- The body disappears…..
- She goes to the canals to splash her face with some water and regroup
- She gets back in the car and Carmella 2.0 is back in the car
- She flings herself out of the car and runs away
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- Carmela gets let go and gets her wig and shoes back
- Carmela finds Jah at ammunition oooooo
- Shannon and the girls pull up
- Scarlett allegedly squashed the beef with Jah
- Carmela, Shannon and Jah go to Forum Drive to talk to the rest of MG
- Carmela presses Jacob… on Jah
- Carmela gets the unlock that Zoey and Jacob
- Carmela will not stand for this
- Jacob says Joe is seriously injured which is why they are mad
- Carmela blackmails Jacob for money, or she’ll get in Zoeys ear and ruin their relationship
- Carmela, Shannon and the girls get a house tour of Jacob and Zoeys house
- “This is niceeeee! It dont smell like roaches or nothing!”
- They find their red room…
- Next stop, the Hen House to meet Heather
- Shannon wanted to make a pit stop and take a picture by the iconic Los Santos Rapids
- No one was there falls to knees
- Shannon gets into it with the business owners
- Carmela has a front row seat to the gag olympics