Carmella Corset: 🩰 NoPixel 4.0 January 16th

Carmella wakes up at her Apartment
Carmella goes to the Hospital
-# Carmella for Mayor, spread the word
Carmella goes to the Food Court
She sees Angel at Snr Buns
Carmella gets a call from Jesus
He asks if she wants to come to New Babylon to party and campaign — She’ll make her way
Bella calls, she has the finished newspaper ready and comes to Snr Buns to show it off
“Carmella Does It All — She made it
On her way out of the Food Court, Carmella gets asked for her views on cocaine
She promises to open cocaine farms
Turns out he’s a cocaine dealer and is upset that his business could be at jeopardy
Carmella goes to the party
Carmella pulls Jesus aside for a talk
She ask him what she should do to win mayor
Jesus has a mission for her, He needs her to take an axe and strike Kyle Pred with it
Carmella calls Crystal
She’s upset, there’s a lady in her fathers (Ray’s) life, The lady is Charlie
Charlie wants to do a picnic with Ray and Crystal — Carmella will show up to ruin it
Carmella trades her Carmella Labubu
Richard calls
She goes to MRPD to meet him
As soon as she hangs up with Richard, an officer calls her to come to the station for questioning
Carmella turns back to New Babylon to give the cocaine in her pockets to Luciano
-# They do a line before she goes of course
Carmella gets picked up by Richard
His face is in bandages because of Carmine
-# He’s hideous
They go to MRPD … She’s immediately pulled in for questioning

Carmella gets questioned by Peach and Tyler
She gets asked about yesterdays slut walk
Tyler says the streets are calling her a virgin
Carmella explains #ElodieGate
Carmella gets asked about Priscilla
Tyler pulls Carmella aside, it’s actually Gunner undercover — He lied on the job application
Tyler(Gunner) encourages her to take Elodie to court for defamation
Carmella gets let go after questioning
Peach gets her in contact with Bailey, a lawyer for the case
Carmella finds out she has a warrant
Naturally, she crashes out and takes her thoughts to Twatter … Alert the media
Carmella goes to the Apartments
A man hits her car …
The man offers to take her on a ride
The man introduces himself as Norman
He tells her he’s been working on a project
“Oscorp Industries” is his business, they specialize in robotics and genetics
Norman drives her to Humane Labs
Norman offers her an opportunity
He’s been given a deadline for testing from the board — He human tested on himself
He went inside a chamber in Humane Labs and was overwhelmed by power
He gives her two choices: “You can choose to turn around and pursue your fate to become the mayor, or you can become something more… something… sinister”
Carmella agrees to get tested on, She will now be called … Puss
-# Norman suggests Puss in Platforms (Puss for short)
He then names out all the temu avengers he’s created — They need a 7th member
Carmella steps into the decontamination chamber and is ready to awake her powers
-# Welcome to the stage, Puss in Platforms
Norman tells Carmella that she has to keep Sinister 67 a secret
He mentions her physical abilities may be altered after her transformation
Carmella can now jump super high
Temu Spoider-Man shows up to ‘stop them’ — Puss challenges him to a duel
She won obviously
Norman suggests throwing a big party to support her election, The Sinister 67 will strike and they frame Spoider-Man — Carmella agrees
-# Carmella the superhero/future mayor arc
Carmella calls Gigi
They meet at the Little Seoul Construction Site
Carmella tells Gigi about her morning, being questioned and her warrant
Gigi agrees to be a witness at her court case
They believe Priscilla would take the fall in order to clear Carmella’s name and record

Carmella and Gigi decide to anonymously call the Clowns and put a hit out on Elodie
They turn into bikers for the occasion
They called Chatterbox on a payphone, he didn’t answer.. They then called Tessa, She answered but she wasn’t down
Carmella called Arya
She offered her 200k and told her to meet her at the Chumash Pier — Arya agreed
Arya came to the spot and got the information, She accepted the mission
Carmella and Gigi go to the Food Court
They ran into Ursula
She picked up Carmella’s case
They go to the Subway Station so Ursula could get all the information on the situation
Carmella gets a call from an Unknown Number
They tell her to come to the Chicken Factory for votes in her mayoral election
Gigmella head up there
The girls show up and there is literally 10 cop cars and multiple people asking about an Unknown Call
-# Baby they were all fooled I’m crying
Gigmella go to New Babylon to meet Luciano and get Carmella’s cocaine back
Luciano wasn’t there
They head back to the city
Edgar calls Carmella
She tells him to meet her at the VU
Petey calls asking about her mayoral election
He offers her some unwarranted advice
Carmella hires him as her campaign manager
-# Nothing could go wrong surely
Carmella asks Gigi about Sparky’s plans
She tells her he’s really rich …
Gigi asks her to finesse him
“I’d bounce on it for free but fine I’ll finesse him” — Carmella goes on to send him a flirty text and a nude which definitely isn’t meant to be leaked in order to ruin her campaign
Carmella sends the nude to Petey and tells him to spread the picture around #CampaignManagerOfTheYear
Petey thinks of taking a thong picture as well to match her — I like that Petey… Yes
Luciano calls her and she asks for her cocaine back — He snorted a lot of it but tells her to meet at New Babylon
Luciano gives her a crack needle
Gigi takes it instead ….
Luciano gives her back the cocaine
Carmella calls someone from the Lemon List
He’s a furniture distributor
Carmella finds Priscilla near Snr Buns
She’s upset about Royce getting back with his ex
Ricardo calls Carmella
Carmella tells Priscilla about the debate plans
Carmella calls Brian about meeting with the Marshalls for campaigning
She then tells Brian that Denzel is running a money laundering scheme at his Grove Street properties

Carmella, Gigi and Priscilla go to the Krystal Casino — They need to talk ..
Carmella tells Priscilla about the Elodie situation and her warrant
She asks Priscilla to take the fall in court
Priscilla says she never stabbed her
Gigi stabbed her, not Priscilla
Priscilla says she doesn’t want to ruin her record and her future of being a lawyer
Gigi doesn’t want to take the fall either
Priscilla and Gigi start fighting
Carmella suggests Blair
They all agree
Priscilla tells them Royce’s ex is Kim Brulee
Carmella loves Kim, She twats her to come meet them
Carmella goes to meet the furniture distributor
Carmella puts her furniture in the Apartment
Carmella and Priscilla talk to a guy outside
He used to work at the DOJ, he planted a bomb in the lobby of the Court house and was on the run for 4 months
He then got caught in a shoot out, shot the director of the Marshalls in the face and then did 70 years in jail
Priscilla realizes this man is her therapist
Carmella picks up the rest of her furniture
Carmella shows Priscilla her Apartment
Carmella calls Arya
She confesses that she was the biker from earlier — She wants her to fuck up Elodie
She tells Arya what she DID
-# Arya Mama is on the hunt
She goes to sleep

Credits: @❆ ⋆˚࿔ dana 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ ❆ & The Rest Of The Incredible TLDR Team

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