Recaps
- Carmela wakes up dead and pregnant at Legion Square
- Ems show up and get her help
- After putting the pieces together, Carmela remembers she has an ankle monitor on and is wanted for $200,000
- Carmela meets Margo at the clothing store
- Carmela gets changed and Margo gives her a gun and a sword for protection
- Carmela waits outside of the convience store and starts to tax people for ‘block tax’ since it’s ’her block’
- She gets into a man’s car
- She asks where all the ‘rich men are’
- He gives her the devastating news that he is broke and she hops out the car
- Broke man runs it back and drives her to the hospital ❤️
- Carmela walks up to a man in a purple car
- Her plan was to ‘shove a shot gun in his mouth and rob him’
- Unfortunately he was too nice so she moved on
- A man on a motorcycle gives her a ride to PDM to get her a car
- Carmela and Anthony get to PDM
- She sees the man who banned her the last time she was awake ooouuu
- She inquires about a million dollar car that she definitely has
- She needs proof from her bank to get the car
- Carmela makes small talk
- She asks if they know Zoey Marie
- It gets awkward so she runs away
- Carmela runs into the road and finds an officer
- She tells him a man in ‘a purple car’ robbed her and put a shot gun in her mouth
- The cop said ‘nice’, Carmela kicks him off his bike and he cuffs her
- A pink haired queen knocks him out and Carmela makes a run for it
- She hides for a bit but he finds her and puts her in a car with officer Tyrese White
- Tyrese takes Carmela to the hospital for medical
- Pink haired queen makes an appearance and gets into the cop car with them
- A shootout happens at the hospital, sadly no one made a tiktok
- Pink haired queen gets out of the car and downs Carmela’s arresting officer
- Pink haired queen gets cuffed
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- A doctor takes Carmela out of the car while Officer Tyrese gets Pink haired queen medical and she runs down the freeway to safety
- Carmela finds herself in the South Side screaming for help to get out of cuffs
- A man at Mosleys gets her out of cuffs, HES A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH
- Carmela goes to the clothing store to hide her ankle monitor
- She dies???? But continues to change, the show must go on
- Pink haired queen, Beatrice tweets at Carmela
- “WHOEVER THAT QUEEN WAS IM BREAKING YOU OUT OF JAIL”
- Broke man finds Carmela running in the road and tells her Beatrice is at the hospital
- Carmela finds pink haired queen #2, Margo at the hospital
- Margo tells Carmela about seducing her way out of arrests and they exchange numbers
- Beatrice was not at the hospital, Carmela is in desperate need of reuniting her
- She finds Beatrice and they decide to get revenge on the cop
- Margo pulls up, gets her in the car and they are now in a chase with Carmelas arresting officer
- In these times of strife, Carmela decides to get on instagram live…
- Carmela and Margo get transported to Lower Pillbox
- The girls get put into cells
- Margo gets sent
- Carmela gets sentenced to jail for 40 months
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- **Carmela **met a guy named Johnny, who gave her $500
- Carmela gets taken hostage before she gets the chance to get to the clothing store… here we go again…
- Her wig gets snatched ONCE again <:carmieWig:905576222283661343>
- Baldmella makes her unfortunate return
- Carmela and Tubby bond while she gets held up
- Carmela ask him to give her $250 as emotional compensation for snatching her wig
- Carmela gets let’s go and gets $300 from the police
- Carmela gets changed at the clothing store
- She receives A LOT of drugs from a man named Rufus Johnson
- Carmela gets a call from Evelyn
- Evelyn picks up Carmela from Paleto
- **Carmela **gets changed at Southside clothing store where she meets 2 ugly men
- She makes a pact with a group of girls to stand up for themselves against the people of Paleto
- **Carmela **sees a parked sports car outside Legion Square bank, she holds up the owner and takes it for a spin
- Carmela comes up with the master plan to scam men to give her money
- She puts a pregnant belly prosthetic on
- MomMella incoming…
- Carmela and Henry work together to make the perfect baby shower scam event
- The Lost Souls help them with promoting the event
- Zoey will also help promote the baby shower at the Vanilla Unicorn
- Zoey and Carmela catch up
- Zoey hired Carmela at the VU
- Zoey gives Carmela the tea on The Doves gang
- Zoey gives her the unlock on GBaby
- Zoey joins Carmela in the baby scamming business
- Carmela and Zoey go visit the Banished Devils to invite them to their baby shower
- They film a gender prediction TikTok and Marlo publicly announced being the baby daddy
- Carmela and Zoey embark on their Gang Review: World Tour
- Yellow Gang (Piss Gang) did not meet expectations
- Carmela goes to the hospital to find out the gender of her baby
- Carmela instagram lives this special moment
- Carmela is having a girl, baby chlorine!
- Carmela is getaway driver and picks up Zoey
- Carmela shoots the cop
- Carmela goes down
- Zoey downs the cop, mwah
- More cops show up
- Carmela gets cuffed
- Carmelas water breaks just as she gets arrested
- The baby is coming
- They cops still take her into custody
- Carmela has 2 guns and many drugs on her
- She tries to negotiate that the baby made her do it
- The cops don’t believe it…
- Carmela gets arrested
- Carmelas water breaks ‘for real’ this time.. call ems.
- Henry and Zoey text that they’ll fly a helicopter into prison
- Carmela will ‘suck it back in’
- ems show up to the cell
- False alarm! The baby isn’t real!
- Carmela is now facing $34,000s in fines… it’s bad for her
- She gets an ankle monitor
- Ankle monitor and all, Carmela will continue with her plan of the baby shower at The VU
- The Baby Shower has started
- The donations are rolling in
- Ash Trevino showed up! Chills.
- Carmela calls Zoey and she’s fighting with MG
- Carmela pulls up and stabs a MG member
- Chaos ensues and she gets jumped
- The mobile doctor blows up and takes out MG #CarmelaKarma
- The baby shower is a hit!
- Carmela, Zoey and Shannon get geared up to go shoot a gang
- The girlies won the shootout and dipped on an Banished Devils bike
- BD finds them at the gas station and chased them to great ocean highway at the Resort
- they get into another shootout
- The girls got shot down
- Carmela woke up looking a mess and walked to the hospital
- She found the girlies
- They bullied her for her outfit
- Carmela gets changed in the clothing store
- Carmela gets punched in the back of the head
- turns out it was Henry
- Carmela asks him for some help finding a rich man
- Henry will introduce Carmela to his best friend ’Big Jay’
- Carmela meets with Lost Souls
- They drive her to the southside clothing store to meet more of the MC
- Carmela gets tasked with setting up MG by The Lost Souls
- The plan works out great
- Carmela then got kidnapped by Jacob, Zoeys man
- A british man with pink hair (evil zaceed) takes her to a torture chamber
- Carmela calls Henry to negotiate her safety for Joes (the hostage)
- Carmela isn’t allowed to give Henry her location so he gives him a riddle?
- Henry did not understand rip
- Carmela and company go to Grove Street Gas to hostage swap
- Turns out Evil Zaceeds name is Spaz
- Henry and The Lost Souls finally get there
- Carmela is saved, W Bruh
- Carmela gets dropped off at apartments
- She finds Scarlett and tells her the tea about MG
- Scarlett hooks up Carmela with a gun
- Henry does a wellness check on Carmela
- He sends Carmela 10k for emotional distress
- Scarlett was on the phone with a MG member
- Carmela tells him she’d do it again
- He tells her to pull up to The VU
- Carmela pulls up to The VU to talk to MG Jah
- Jah starts talking disrespectful to Carmela
- Carmela and the girls shoot and he goes down
- The MG shooters in the bushes shoot
- Carmela goes down
- Carmela finds Shannon at the hospital
- Shannon gives her the unlock on MG
- Shannon says MG stands for ’My Genitals’ cause they’re pussies LOL
- Shannon and Carmela decide it’s time for round 2… down with MG
- Carmela goes to change into a killer fit and gets held up AGAIN
- Carmela gets taken as a hostage for a Fleeca by the boot-leg power rangers
- As if things couldn’t any worse, they steal her wig… no shoes, no wig and a dream of getting her lick back on MG
- The media catches Carmela with no wig or shoes, it’s bad for her…
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- Carmela gets let go and gets her wig and shoes back
- Carmela finds Jah at ammunition oooooo
- Shannon and the girls pull up
- Scarlett allegedly squashed the beef with Jah
- Carmela, Shannon and Jah go to Forum Drive to talk to the rest of MG
- Carmela presses Jacob… on Jah
- Carmela gets the unlock that Zoey and Jacob
- Carmela will not stand for this
- Jacob says Joe is seriously injured which is why they are mad
- Carmela blackmails Jacob for money, or she’ll get in Zoeys ear and ruin their relationship
- Carmela, Shannon and the girls get a house tour of Jacob and Zoeys house
- “This is niceeeee! It dont smell like roaches or nothing!”
- They find their red room…
- Next stop, the Hen House to meet Heather
- Shannon wanted to make a pit stop and take a picture by the iconic Los Santos Rapids
- No one was there falls to knees
- Shannon gets into it with the business owners
- Carmela has a front row seat to the gag olympics
- Carmela and the girls get rolled up on at The Hen House by a group of people with guns
- They find out The Lost Souls protect the business
- Lenny from The Lost Souls recognizes Carmela
- They get let off the hook
- Heather shoots Shannon
- They get banned from The Hen House
- A fist fight breaks out, cars exploded and people died…
- Carmela and the girls wake up at the hospital
- They try to recall what happened
- They see a tweet on Birdy about ‘all the business’ they brought
- They decide to run it back to get their roses and carry on the party
- They get back to The Hen House and get told they are not allowed in
- They have a restraining order
- They get kicked out once again
- The business owner tells them about their altercation
- They’re told they beat up his sister
- Out of the kindness of their hearts, they want to wait for the sister and want to apologize
- Shannon goes round 2 with the ‘old woman’
- No apology was given
- Shannon stole Tonys (the owners) car and has plans to blow it up
- The girls make a run for it
- The girls look for the perfect spot to blow it up
- In these trying times, Carmela decides to go live
- Carmela and the girls pull up to a gas station
- They record a video of them blowing the car up and send it to Tony
- They get away successfully
- Carmela and the girls head back to The Hen House to hold them up and find out why they’re banned
- They stop at the clothing store
- They meet a pregnant woman
- Shannon congratulates her
- The girls and Pauly have a team meeting in the fitting room before they attack the enemy
- Carmela and the girls get to The Hen House
- They immediately get set on fire and beat down with a sword????
- They talk with the owner about the events which took place
- The owner brings his most trusted employee to join the conversation, Tony… his son…
- Carmela had talked to a man on Birdy about getting a car and money
- He shows up empty handed but gives her fentanyl
- Carmela is now tripping out and running around in the street running from a doctor
- Carmela then receives a sledgehammer as a sorry present from the person who sliced her with the sword
- The man who supplied the fentanyl surprises Carmela with a new car, baddies up!
- After a long talk with the owners of The Hen House, Carmela rejoins the girls in the meeting
- The owner Roy says before they get unbanned, he needs to talk to the rest of the staff
- Roy decides to bring the girls some food and chairs so they can eat on the sidewalk
- Carmela witnesses a fight between Shannon and Heather
- Carmela swings on Heather for calling her and the girls ‘disgusting bitches’
- Heather pulled a gun and began shooting at Carmela
- Carmela shot her down, period