Recaps
- EvilMella and Zaceed get on the roof and do surveillance
- Zaceed notices police watching them and tells her to run
- She makes a run for it and they get in a car, taking off
- EvilMella decides to stay away from The Mirage for the night
- Zaceed tells her about Little Seoul being back and how CG is apart of the cartel
- They drive by Legion and see a busker.. they make bird noises… no one gaf
- They go to change out of outfit
- Priscilla messages their IRC asking to meet up and talk
- Zaceed gives EvilMella $5000
- Zaceed drops EvilMella off at The Pier …. W ZaceedtheAvatar bruh
- EvilMella meets with Gigi and Priscilla
- Priscilla tells her she was the one who called LeAnn
- EvilMella says there could’ve been another way to get her out of
- Gigi snaps and yells at EvilMella
- Gigi says they went out of their way for her and now she gets to live her life while they have to suffer
- Priscilla says she doesn’t know what to say to her
- EvilMella still stands 10 toes on not being able to remember anything LOL
- Gigi and Priscilla really don’t gaf
- Gigi asks where her best friend is
- Priscilla confronts her for telling Taco that she hurt her
- EvilMella says she doesn’t know
- Priscilla tells her that her and Gigi are done with this/her and wishes her the best
- Dutchmella and Gigmella stocks are plummeting… we lost so bad
![]()
- Terry says they haven't hurt him, but they can help him
- He had a talk with Bang Bang because he has "business plans" that he can't talk about
- Carmella promises to keep an eye out, and that she'll let Terry know
- He says that he'll owe her one, "as a friend"
- Terry says it's a serious job, he just can't currently pay her
- Carmella agrees, and they go their separate ways
- Carmella calls Gigi to see if she's around
- She's already on the phone, presumably with Priscilla
- Priscilla tells Carmella that Gigi is on the way
- Gigi calls Carmella back
- Gigi says she’s never been better
- Gigi comes to meet them
- Carmella walks up to the girls and hears Gigi talking about Ace
- Carmella tells Gigi she’s exhausted
- Carmella shows Gigi The Mirage
- Carmella tells Gigi don’t freak out… oh okay!
- She tells her about the ‘body double’ in the basement
- Carmella says ‘she’ needs to be destroyed
- OGMELLA STAY STRONG
- Gigi suggests to get stuff from the hospital and ‘immobilize’ it so it can run way
- The girls go in the cage and look at Carmella
- Gigi suggests returning the body to Humane Labs
- Evilmella suggests leaving the body until she’s ready to deal with it
- While leaving the club, Carmella blows up the truck outside ACCIDENTALLY which results in the club catching on fire
- Gigi drives the girls to the hospital
- The girls go to Mirror Park to check out the Bang Bang block
- They see a man who Carmella thought was Finn
- They kidnap him anyways as leverage
- They tell him he has to get Finn
- He said ‘wait ok slay!’
- Finn doesn’t answer the phone but the guy gives her his phone number, W Bruh!
- They say they’ll let him go… Just kidding! They shot him 3 times and drove away
- Next thing on the list, Down With Street Bratz
- They make a stop at the ESB block
- They try to get Tyrone to go out with Gigi
- They drive away
- The girls drive around looking for Street Bratz
- The drive to their Mirror Park house and strategize a plan to attack
- Carmella steal their cars, drive them to the highway near the house, pour gasoline on them and blow them up
- Meanwhile, Gigi and Priscilla are infront of the house waiting to hold them up
- Carmella gets chased by some of the gang members
- Carmella lost them
- The girls regroup at Al Dentes
- Carmella gets some food
- Carmella sees her red-eyed twin
- Gigi asks Carmella what’s wrong with her eyes…
- Just pink eye!
![]()
- While pickpocketing she found 2 folded cash
- She goes to Bahama Mamas to make some money
- The dancer mentions a funeral happening today
- She mentions Carmella
- She realizes she cannot throw the 2 folded cash and leaves… dip dip dip
- A blonde queen gives Carmella $100, she’s now up $129 …. W Bruh
- A girl at the Little Seoul Gas Station takes money out of the atm
- She goes to Ammunition to see if she has enough for a knife
- Not enough money… anguish and despair…
- Carmella goes back to the pier to pickpocket
- A guy runs up to her and asks her what she’s doing
- He thought she was selling
- Carmella runs to get changed
- She saw Ellie at the Moore Clothing Store so she runs
- She kicked a local off his bike to steal it, he had a gun…
- She lock picks a car and drives to get changed
- She sees people on L talking about her funeral
- Valentina and ”El Patron” don’t believe she’s dead
- She drives to Legion and sees Bobby Porter
- A girl comes up to her and says hi
- She looks away and Bobby starts screaming at her to join the race
- The girl gives her some food, some joints and tells her to “Be safe on the road!”
- Literal seconds later she gets run over by a garbage truck.
- While driving, she notices a dead body in the back of her car
- She turns around and sees herself?
- Mama… Carmella clone behind you
- The body disappears…..
- She goes to the canals to splash her face with some water and regroup
- She gets back in the car and Carmella 2.0 is back in the car
- She flings herself out of the car and runs away
![]()
- Carmella airlifts herself to the hospital after losing to the mountain lion
- She goes to the parking garage near the hospital and plants her car, her phone, blood and a piece of her hair
- She pings LeAnn to the location and ditches her phone
- Carmella runs to the clothing store to get in disguise
- Carmella calls Rosa to update her on what is going on
- Rosa tells her she can get her a new phone
- She tells her to go to a dumpster at K Town where she can get the phone
- Carmella finds a phone, a SIM card, bandages and pistol ammo in the dumpster, #RosaFanCam
- Carmella calls her new persona Verity
- Carmella gets caught lurking around K Town by two gang members
- She panics and starts talking in an australian accent
- She gets away undetected, W Bruh
- Carmella reunites with Alana Reviews outside the hospital
- She suggests doing a bank truck
- Alana takes them to her gang house
- They see Steven outside
- They go meet Steven and his friend who they robbed before for a talk
- The talk goes well! No shooting!
- Alana, Gigi and Carmella do a jewelry store robbery
- They take Ember hostage
- During the job, Ember calls the police and name drops Gigi and Carmella
- Carmella shoots her in the foot and they get away with no cops
- While robbing, a guy calls Carmella about her gun ad
- Operation scam is back in the works
- They meet at Legion Square Bank
- The girls hold him up and rob his gun from the trunk
- The girls do a bank truck job
- Alana does thermite but messed it up
- Alana goes to get some more while Carmella and Gigi protect the truck
- Alana comes back and successful does the thermite
- Carmella runs out of ammo and a guard shoots her down, a win is a win
- While all this was going down, a guy was blowing up Carmella’s phone to buy a gun
- After extending the time for like 20 minutes, she goes to meet him at Snr Buns
- Turns out it was the guy from Legion Square Bank who they robbed
- He holds her up but then lets her go
- After the incident, Carmella runs around Snr Buns aimlessly with a gun in her hand
- The police get called and chase her
- Carmella gets cuffed
- Carmella gets sent to the cells and waits for a lawyer
- Her lawyer, Paul shows up to represent her
- She gives him the TLDR of her day
- Paul goes to negotiate with the officers, but Carmella pleads guilty
- Just fuckin send me bruh…
![]()
- Carmella got her first ‘just send me bruh’ criminal in the cells
- He says ‘he’ll see her in court’
- Carmella and her 2 coworkers go to Al Dente’s for lunch
- They saw Slater in the restaurant, staring at them
- Slater throws trash at them while running out of the building
- Carmella was scene lead on a PDM call
- She chose to be Primary
- She was giving amazing coms until her head popped
- She processed both caught suspects
- Tarts checked more of her cadet sheet off
- Carmella responded to a store robbery
- Carmella was on primary coms
- Carmella cuffed Paris Argo…..
- She also tazed and cuffed Bobby Porter but didnt know it was him….
- During the chase, Carmella got the Jamestown house
- Paris requested Santiago as a lawyer
- In the cells Carmella and Santiago get into another fight resulting in her tazing him
- Santiago threatens to call a sergeant so she tells her 2 partners that Santiago stabbed her earlier in the day
- Carmella gets pulled for a side bar by Leo and Christina
- They start to tell her about some shady things Katie has been doing with Moore
- The talk is cut short cause Katie pulled up oop
- Carmella gets a call from Cain
- He confirms Colt has said Mirage is no one else’s but Carmellas
- Christina tells Carmella that Katie has been flip flopping between keeping Moore and staying at Mirage
- Carmella picked up her paycheck of $2367
- Carmella showed up to a call for the Jewelry store
- She didn't know but the robbers were Suarez, Ricky, Momo, Kiki & Ryan.. They failed
- Carmella negotiated then chased after them, criminals got away
- Carmella responds to a weed run call
- LeAnn and Carmella join in on the chase
- The crims car caught fire
- Carmella gets out and starts a foot chase
- Carmella and the crim get in the water
- With permission and warning, Carmella throws some punches at the crim
- Carmella knocks him out and arrests him
- He was charged with evading and felony obstruction of justice
- All parties involved got arrested W Bruh!
![]()
- Carmela and company go to Grove Street Gas to hostage swap
- Turns out Evil Zaceeds name is Spaz
- Henry and The Lost Souls finally get there
- Carmela is saved, W Bruh
- Carmela gets dropped off at apartments
- She finds Scarlett and tells her the tea about MG
- Scarlett hooks up Carmela with a gun
- Henry does a wellness check on Carmela
- He sends Carmela 10k for emotional distress
- Scarlett was on the phone with a MG member
- Carmela tells him she’d do it again
- He tells her to pull up to The VU
- Carmela pulls up to The VU to talk to MG Jah
- Jah starts talking disrespectful to Carmela
- Carmela and the girls shoot and he goes down
- The MG shooters in the bushes shoot
- Carmela goes down
- Carmela finds Shannon at the hospital
- Shannon gives her the unlock on MG
- Shannon says MG stands for ’My Genitals’ cause they’re pussies LOL
- Shannon and Carmela decide it’s time for round 2… down with MG
- Carmela goes to change into a killer fit and gets held up AGAIN
- Carmela gets taken as a hostage for a Fleeca by the boot-leg power rangers
- As if things couldn’t any worse, they steal her wig… no shoes, no wig and a dream of getting her lick back on MG
- The media catches Carmela with no wig or shoes, it’s bad for her…
![]()