Carmella Corset: NoPixel 4.0 April 14th

• Carmella wakes up at apartments
  • She checks her messages
  • She missed Party Hardys wedding
  • Deek, a man who she promised to decorate for, asked her to call him a month ago, oooouu
• Gigi calls Carmella
  • She picks her up from apartments
• Carmella sees Goofy at apartments
  • She asks if he remembers her
  • He says yes (he lied I fear)
• Gigi and Carmella go to Snr Buns
  • They see Carmine
  • Carmella falls for him and his new lace front wig ONCE AGAIN
  • Carmine serenades her with his ‘ostrich queen’ song
• Carmine tells Carmella there’s another woman, Raya
  • Carmella has a breakdown and runs away
• Carmella sees Chatterbox outside Snr Buns
  • They fist fight and he drives off
• Carmine calls Carmella to tell her he lied about Raya
  • His real lover is the chief of police
• Carmella and Gigi see Pixie at the hospital
• Carmella and Gigi decide to throw a ‘Bikini Carwash Bake-a-thon Twerk-a-thon’ to raise funds to get their criminal records expunged
• The girlies go to get a gun from a seller
  • Carmella asks to see the gun
  • She holds up the two guys and they drive off with the gun
• The guys chase after them
  • Carmella attempts to blow up the guy with a gas pump
  • Apparently that doesn’t work anymore and Carmella gets shot
  • Gigi also goes down
• The police show up and GSR test them
  • They come back GSR positive and get cuffed rip
• Carmella gets searched and asked who Bobby Porter is
  • She had his ID on her
• The police had to break off and let them go

• The police take the girls to the hospital
  • They forgot to uncuff them
  • Carmella runs into the street looking for someone to uncuff her
  • The guy they robbed pulls up oooouu
  • Carmella passes out again
• When Carmella gets up AGAIN, the man, Steven Frenchie takes them to the station to get uncuffed
  • No one was there
  • They go to Snr Buns to look for police
  • No one was there X2
• Steven drops them off at the KTB block
• Sparky Kane calls Carmine and asks him to come down to uncuff them
  • Carmine says he’s busy and he loves Carmella as a friend
• Finally a cop, officer Malcom Dakota comes down to uncuff them
  • One of the Ballas give them a ride to City Hall
  • They show up to Carmines court case
• Carmella finds out Carmine has proposed to multiple people while she has been gone
  • She punches him in the middle of the court room and makes a run for it
• They run back to the Ballas block
• Carmella gets a call from Dante responding to her gun ad
  • They meet at Legion Bank
  • Dante and Gigi know each other so they scrap the scam plan

• Party Hardy calls Carmella in shambles over her missing his and Chescas wedding
  • They catch up and he fills him in about the wedding
• The girls go to Snr Buns for food
  • They see Ember depressed on the floor
  • They find out she’s 5 million in debt and burned Chatterbox and Ray Monds chairs
• Carmella and Gigi decide to retaliate against Carmine
  • They go to the station and call Chief of Police, Turner
  • Carmella tells him his life is in danger and to come down to the station for a chat
• Carmella tells Turner that Carmine has been plotting to poison him and take over his spot as Chief
  • Turner tells her Carmine is looking at jail time for contempt in court
  • Turner believes it and tells her, he will look out for this
• Carmella sees Flippy in passing
  • Flippy leaves because “if he talks to Carmella for too long, she will start to ask for money”
• Carmella and Gigi decide to torment the clowns by blowing up The Fun House
  • They decide they can blame this on Ember
• They show up to an empty Fun House and start pouring gasoline everywhere
  • People show up outside and they freak out and hide
  • After hiding for a bit they realize they aren’t clowns
  • They finish the gasoline trail and get in the car
• Their car catches on fire
  • Carmella talks to the loiters outside The Fun House to distract them
  • Their names are Lucas and Meow
• The girls move the trail at the back of the house
  • The car blows up AGAIN and takes them both out
  • Meow and Lucas take the girls to the hospital

• Carmella reunites with Alana Reviews outside the hospital
  • She suggests doing a bank truck
• Alana takes them to her gang house
  • They see Steven outside
  • They go meet Steven and his friend who they robbed before for a talk
  • The talk goes well! No shooting!
• Alana, Gigi and Carmella do a jewelry store robbery
  • They take Ember hostage
  • During the job, Ember calls the police and name drops Gigi and Carmella
  • Carmella shoots her in the foot and they get away with no cops
• While robbing, a guy calls Carmella about her gun ad
  • Operation scam is back in the works
  • They meet at Legion Square Bank
  • The girls hold him up and rob his gun from the trunk
• The girls do a bank truck job
  • Alana does thermite but messed it up
  • Alana goes to get some more while Carmella and Gigi protect the truck
  • Alana comes back and successful does the thermite
  • Carmella runs out of ammo and a guard shoots her down, a win is a win
• While all this was going down, a guy was blowing up Carmella’s phone to buy a gun
  • After extending the time for like 20 minutes, she goes to meet him at Snr Buns
  • Turns out it was the guy from Legion Square Bank who they robbed
  • He holds her up but then lets her go
• After the incident, Carmella runs around Snr Buns aimlessly with a gun in her hand
  • The police get called and chase her
  • Carmella gets cuffed
• Carmella gets sent to the cells and waits for a lawyer
  • Her lawyer, Paul shows up to represent her
  • She gives him the TLDR of her day
• Paul goes to negotiate with the officers, but Carmella pleads guilty
  • Just fuckin send me bruh…