Recaps

  • Urithrah gets out of jail with a $43k fine — They go get her from prison
  • They plan to kidnap cops
  • Urithrah confronts Scarlet for name dropping her to Trey Money
  • Carmella finds out that Trey is running around and stealing chains
  • Scarlet tells her that OTT is over it
  • Carmella, Scarlet, Taco, Urithrah and Aiyah dress up to kidnap and kill cops
  • They kidnapped Lincoln Carter from MRPD
  • They get in a chase— Urithrah tries to eat the tracker in his badge
  • They end up ditching Carter
  • Urithrah fell out of the trunk— Diva down for the second time I’m so sick
  • Aiyah hops out to get a car to save Urithrah
  • Taco drives to Bennys mid chase to repair their car with cops behind them
  • Taco gets cuffed and Scarlet gets tazed
  • Carmella saves them and they get out
  • Carmella goes to the Hospital
  • Urithrah texts her from the cells..
  • Jecka calls and tells her about the mosh pit— She could win 40k
  • She goes to the event and walks around asking for drugs — She gets meth
  • Scarlet and Valentine come and the girls decide to team up
  • Carmella starts off strong
  • She got knocked down — Sigh
  • Zaceed takes her to the EMS
  • Suarez downs Nebula and he wins — I KNOW THATS RIGHT PEEPAW
  • Zoey and Carmella go to the Hospital to prepare for round two
  • They make an alliance
  • Ezra calls Carmella and proposes an event with Mirage — I’m sure it was a great proposal
  • Carmella calls Axel
  • It’s his time slot now
  • He will continue to protect her from getting jumped during round two
  • Priscilla thinks Chesca or Vivica took keys to her apartment — She lost her stuff ….
  • Priscilla tells her that BSK is still robbing the club
  • Carmella tells her that she talked to OTT and is confused
  • Priscilla thinks Trey is calling the shots when OTT goes to bed
  • 100 date challenge! She texts all the men in her phone “I miss you
  • Suarez calls and asks about the “I miss you” text— He mentions a girly heist later tonight
  • Officer Grant calls and asks about her “I miss you” text
  • Carmella and the girls go talk to Yochi who was singing at the event
  • They fight over him
  • Carmella gets his number
  • Percival calls and asks about the “I miss you” text — Girl all these men think they’re special or something I’m crying
  • The mosh pit round 2 starts
  • The alliance gets to WORK
  • Carmella ends up in the top 5 but Scarlet and Zoey jump her
  • Axel tells her to say the word and he’ll stab Scarlet — She says yes
  • Zoey, Scarlet and Priscilla are the final three
  • Scarlet gets her ‘lick’ back on Axel for stabbing her — Too bad it was Zaceed and not Axel
  • Wrong pink haired man….
  • Some how Carmella is flirting with Bo … He won’t her down idk
  • Priscilla goes down and Scarlet wins
  • Grant calls Carmella
  • He asks about Piper Riggs’ whereabouts
  • If she does this, he’ll turn an eye whenever she gets in trouble— Say no more
  • Carmella and Priscilla start the task and look around for her
  • Carmella sees TomTom outside of MRPD
  • Carmella goes to the Hospital to get med kits
  • Carmella drives by Bahama Mamas
  • She radios the boys that she wants to rob it
  • They’re down and on the way
  • Carmella and Cau follow someone who left Bahama Mamas to the bank
  • She tells him to clean at Mirage next time and robs him for 9k period
  • She joins Mr K and the boys (and queenie Hazel) at MRPD to do stunts on the roof
  • Carmella crashes into Hazel’s cop chase
  • Her bike breaks — Zolo and Peanut pick her up
  • Carmella and Zolo split up to help Hazel
  • She steals a bike
  • Carmella gets held up by El-Fuego and his boys
  • They take her hostage for their Payday
  • El-Fuego tells her to put the AR in the trunk and he’ll give it back to her later
  • Peanut radios in that Carmella was kidnapped
  • When the kidnappers aren’t looking— she pings Zolo
  • They breach their bank— Suarez comes in and demands her back
  • They get her and her AR back and Carmella shoots one of the guys giving her attitude
  • Suarez gets her out and gives her a new bike yippee
  • Carmella, Suarez and Cau play cop with the rangers— The person they were pulling over runs
  • She successfully pulls them over
  • The roles switched and now she’s scene lead
  • She tells the rangers to cuff them and they let her mag dump him — period
  • Carmella goes to The Cubby
  • ESB pulls up uh oh
  • El-Fuego is upset about the Payday
  • He’s not done just pissed
  • Carmella is getting chased but she’s tew fast bro
  • She stops to reason with him— She’s a new hire
  • They’re don’t buy it, she makes a run for it
  • The boys pit the cops
  • Carmella lost the one cop tailing her
  • Carmella drives around playing cop and pulling over drunk drivers
  • She gives Zoey a day recap on the BSK situation via voice message
  • Carmella follows Peanut, Hazel, Zolo, Suarez and Cau to their jewelry store job
  • She’s first on scene iktr
  • She goes to Bennys to repair her cop bike
  • Carmella waits outside the jewelry store job— She shoots around so the cops come
  • No cops show so Carmella takes matters into her own hands — Officer Carcar is handling this
  • Val Entine calls Carmella
  • She tells her that one of the men who took pictures of her at the Casino wants to add her to his roster — Oh okay!
  • She tells her to tell him to call her himself
  • Officer Carcar is primary in the chase and automatically loses them because Suarez was the one driving
  • She drops the bike off at The Cubby
  • Before she goes to bed, she posts her number on L for any potential boyfriends

Paris Argo TLDR July 1st: Yassing Around With The Gorls.

  • Paris woke up, still in her disguise from the night before.
  • She left her apartment just to find some nonsense going on in the Cubby.
  • Paris changed her outfit.
  • Paris found out that L supports video and audio.
  • IT WAS A LIE AND GLITCH WILL DIE.
  • Paris went back to the Cubby.
  • The moment she got there, Taco and Aiya told her to get in her car.
  • Aiya told Paris that Duchess proposed to Taco, and Taco turned her down.
  • Aiya posted the picture of the proposal and said that Dina Dixon replied to her with "??????"
  • Priscilla and girls went to confront Dina about it
  • Aiya said that Taco told her that Dina Dixon is his type. AUDIBLE BARF
  • Paris, Taco, Aiya, Ace, and Arya went to Mirage to meet with Duchess and Carmella.
  • Carmella the theatre kid broke into song… here she goes
  • Duchess confronted Dina at Mirage
  • Dina said she had nothing to do with Taco.
  • Taco was put in the box.
  • The girls left the club and went to the ESB block.
  • Duchess saw Aiden there where he broke the news that he was now ESB and that MSR disbanded.
  • Paris, Carmella, Priscilla and Yurithra drove around looking for some MEN.
  • They ended up in SBS (?) block.
  • Things started to get crazy and there was something about getting on their knees ? is scared.
  • Priscilla told the girls that she needed to shoot someone.
  • They got close and realized it wasn't the person she was looking for.
  • Priscilla told them she is looking for Ken for something that happened between them and that SHE does NOT forget.. mmm
  • The girls went to Tenshi block to ask where Ken was.
  • Dan told them he wasn't part of Tenshi anymore and he's with the Serpents.
  • The group saw red smoke from the ocean so they decided to hide and rob the people who were doing beach mission.
  • Nothing was happening so they got bored and left.
  • Carmella wanted to bomb someone's block so the girls started looking for a gas tank.

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 July 2nd

  • Carmella wakes up at her house
  • She gets new cameras from Jonavan
  • BBMC is around
  • Carmella takes a bike from a guy named Anthony to go take thirst traps at the Casino
  • Carmella asks guys at the Casino if they’d take thirst traps of her for 10k
  • They’re in — Carmella goes for an outfit change
  • Virgil, Dougie and Garry take their job very seriously — Cameras and all
  • Carmella tells them she’ll send the pictures to a bunch of guys and accused them of leaking it
  • Garry offers to reduce the 10k for a visit to their preacher, Sonny
  • Garry calls Sonny and he tells her to meet her at his church in Sandy
  • Carmella goes to the church to confess her sins
  • Carmella confesses her sins
  • Sonny prays for her
  • They take her to the back and she gets into a pond — Baptized era
  • She still wants to be violent, She was scammed
  • He says it won’t happen over night
  • Garry suggests letting her take her anger out on Ryan — Who’s Ryan and why he in it
  • She beats the shit out of Ryan
  • Carmella realizes she feels so much better and goes back to the city
  • Carmella goes to Mirage
  • A Hades hang around— Juno comes to clean money
  • The conversation is riveting
  • She asks him to get Draco to the club
  • She asks Draco if they have any sexy men in Hades — They have a guy named Paulie
  • She gives them the rundown of who she’s looking for
  • Emma Lee from Hades says if it doesn’t work out with Paulie, she’ll get a few bachelors to fight for her love
  • El-Fuego calls Carmella to check in
  • He asks if she’s calmed down yet
  • Carmella tells him to come to the club
  • Tyler from Bang Bang and El-Fuego clean
  • Carmella says she’s mad that he called her “A big fat cow” in her dream
  • El-Fuego asks why she posts on L and doesn’t come to him to talk about their issues
  • Carmella tells him she wasn’t hugged as a child
  • El-Fuego asks if they can start fresh
  • Carmella says this is his last chance
  • Carmella calls Sonny
  • She sinned again— They meet at the Hospital
  • El-Fuego gives her a ride
  • Carmella sprints into Sonny’s limo
  • Sonny offers her a chance to fight his ‘best fighter’ — If she loses she pays him 2k but if she wins she gets 2k ….
  • They drive to the top of the Red Garage
  • Carmella is set to fight Garry
  • She gets her ass beat
  • Carmella challenges him to fight her best fighter for 10k — Bobo wake up sister
  • She calls her second best fighter— Mr K
  • Mr K is on the way
  • K, Suarez, Vinny, Cau and Zaceed pull up
  • Mr K and Garry square up
  • Mr K beats his ass
  • Carmella makes an easy 10k
  • They all group hug— #FavBritishMen
  • Carmella mentions Mirage and wanting more drama around the club
  • She mentions an underground fighting ring for the dancers
  • She brings them to the box
  • Sonny and Carmella talk about a fight night in the box
  • He’s on it — Another group hug!
  • She can call them “Grimsby Boys
  • They drop her off at the Hospital
  • Carmella meets a cult— I mean family outside the Hospital
  • Carmella fills in Paris on the day
  • She goes to Ramee’s event to ‘liven it up’
  • Carmella meets Paris’ new friend — Cisco Gonzales
  • He calls her unc and abuelo— Great start
  • Paris does not know this man after all, She thought they’d hit it off
  • Shannon and an officer are fighting
  • They try to negotiate a way for her not to get arrested— She has to feed fishes
  • Shannon asks for a job back at Mirage to clear her -50k debt
  • Carmella tells them about the fight night at Mirage tomorrow
  • Shannon wants to enter to clear her debt
  • Carmella and Shannon enter in the jetski event for a chance to win 25k
  • Carmella goes up against Oakley on a pink jetski — Baby she’s gonna win idk
  • She lost oh wow
  • Shannon takes a picture of Carmella’s ass
  • Shannon won 25k — It’s not straight cash it’s a tournament I’m crying
  • Carmella calls Zaceed to put an end to the Zarmella accusations
  • Zaceed hangs up “Zarmella is over anyways”
  • El-Fuego calls Carmella to say goodnight
  • Carmella picks up Urithrah at Mirage
  • They go to the Hospital
  • They go back to the event
  • Carmella, Urithrah and Paris watch Shannon in the finals — Shannon lost but he cheated
  • Patar has to check security cameras
  • Shannon officially lost I’m sick
  • Paris tells Carmella a Vagos man wonts her bad
  • They go to change
  • Shannon meets the girls at the clothing store and is furious about the race results
  • Valentine Dolla meets up
  • Valentine wants to throw a party for her song release — Location: Shannon’s rental home
  • Turns out the Vagos man wants Paris now
  • Ada calls Carmella
  • Carmella wants to meet at Mirage
  • Ada says if Leo’s there… then NO
  • They meet at Carmella’s house
  • Ada tells Carmella about Leo and the Bustamante spell she’s under
  • Ada asked Leo if she made the first choice
  • Leo says well yes
  • Leo you will be free soon mama….
  • The girls talk about men and realize they need guidance — They call Seraphine for a reading
  • They go meet her at 10-42
  • Zaceed calls Carmella
  • Zaceed “breaks up” with her
  • Carmella sends him the El-Fuego text — She’s ‘moved on’ with a new man
  • She tells him his name, Zaceed’s gonna kill him
  • Seraphine does a reading for Carmella
  • She tells her she’s coming into her power
  • She’s giving too much time to the wrong things/wrong people
  • Meanwhile Cisco is texting Carmella in Spanish
  • Aiyah calls Carmella and asks if she knows a ‘bitch named Shannon
  • Shannon was fighting Aiyah at Ramee’s event
  • Zoey and Shannon give Carmella the most recent tea
  • Shannon talks about the drama at VLC Sea and Air with Patar
  • She wanted to see the footage of her race but he couldn’t show it — She wants to sue
  • Aiyah and Shannon got into it with eachother
  • Carmella says that’s my good friend girl
  • Shannon wants to gear up and get her lick back
  • Carmella gets a text from Urithrah
  • She’s in a chase with Paris
  • They pick up Carmella and Zoey at 10-42
  • Mid chase, she gets Zaceed and Ollie’s wedding invite
  • Zaceed calls Carmella and asks if she needs help in her chase
  • She complains to Zaceed because she missed getting a Labubu
  • Zaceed says he has a Labubu on him for her — Me when I lie
  • The girls car swap — Paris gets out

Conan - Prodigy 2.5 - Day 149

-# Ramee woke up quickly to tell Patar that Conan will be at the event instead of Ramee

  • Conan woke up and went inside MRPD
  • He started fights with BCSO officers
  • Conan's goal today is to give out as many tickets as he can. (gotta make that monthly quota)
  • 1st stop was near Legion Square
  • He told the two men to step out of the vehicle and continued to ask them questions. Conan also confiscated their food for investigation purposes.
  • One of them immediately voiced he was calling his lawyer and would not talk until his lawyer arrived.
  • 2nd stop was in Red Garage
    • Once Conan stepped out of his car, the driver, Momo offered Conan a hamburger.
  • Conan asked Momo to step out of his car and informed him that his had a warrant for his arrest.
    • Momo said it wasn't true, and he was right. Conan continued to ask him if he had any information to give him.
    • Momo told him no. Conon felt that wasn't good enough and took his chain.
    • Conan drove off and later called Momo that he will get his chain back if he will give him info on Mr. K or bring Suarez to the Skate Park.
    • A vehicle approached Conan and asked him who he was. Conan drove off while they followed and a shootout started.
    • They shot down Conan, robbed him of ammo and took Momo's chain back.
  • Conan posted on L that they NYPD are aware of chains being stolen.
  • Conan joined the shift change meeting
  • He noticed the new calls about security cameras sending alerts to PD
  • They talked about the new Comic Book Store heist
  • Blaine County is now limited to 50mph in residential areas
  • Air1 pilots are required to get pilot licenses
  • Colt Cassidy is back <:MONKA:1279552065852670104> and he is after the demon spawn of Vinny Pistone that is the racers
  • The PD reward system has been fully implemented into the MDT
  • Bustin talked about the conflicts they had with the Vagos
  • Conan was facetimed by NYPD officer, Devon, rocking a Hades emerald & ruby pendant - NYPD TIME
  • They kidnapped the Hades member they took the chain from because he didn't provide any information
  • The NYPD decided to patrol waiting for more of the NYPD to wake up
  • They went to Eastside Balla block and snatched a chain from a Balla
  • They noticed that cops were spying on them and they wouldn't stop so they chased them down
    • Chrissy Jackson and a cadet were in the vehicle and they made weak excuses and moved funny
  • Conan and Co. decided to call Sgt. Black to talk about the situation
  • Conan bought cameras to put it where Sgt. Black and senior officer Jackson will have a meeting about the situation
    • Jackson repeated the stuff he said to Conan about being in a chase and that he wasn't doing anything related to him
  • Jackson kept saying the same thing about the situation and Conan couldn't deal with it anymore and asked for him to be sent off duty
  • Aiyah calls Dina and asks her to meet at Mirage
  • Paris, Aiyah, Arya ,Ace and Taco come to Mirage
  • Richard and Carmella do karaoke while waiting
  • Peanut calls and asks about Bahama Mamas
  • They’re closed— Carmella opens Mirage and tells him to come rob it
  • Priscilla puts Dina in the box
  • Dina says she’s not fucking Taco
  • They find out that Riot has a crush on him — Taco says the feeling isn’t mutual
  • They put Taco in the box
  • Dina says his type is Dina DixonTaco lights himself on fire
  • Carmella, Paris, Urithrah and Priscilla go to ESB block to find men to flirt with— No strings attached
  • They get a few men
  • Carmella meets El Fuego
  • They hit it off waiiiiiitttttt
  • El Fuego’s friend Perez is nervous..
  • El Fuego and Carmella exchange numbers
  • Carmella calls El Fuego
  • She tells him she misses him
  • He says they haven’t done enough together to miss each other
  • Carmella crashes out and he matches her energy— interesting
  • El-Fuego calls back and asks if she misses him
  • She tells him she’s burning his block down— He eats it up omg….
  • The girls go look for a tanker to blow up ESB’s block — What could possibly go wrong
  • They couldn’t find a gas tanker so they get a campfire instead
  • Carmella turns into a fire bender and scares them— El Fuego loved it
  • They find Mando getting jumped in the street
  • He sings a little 1,2 for the girls
  • They meet DB3
  • Peanut and Suarez were out front at Mirage
  • Peanut suggests throwing a block party
  • They throw the block party at __The Jewelled Dragon __ — Carmella helps with advertising and convincing people to buy from Ramee
  • Carmella, Zoey, Priscilla, Scarlet, and Urithrah talk about stealing a cop car
  • Zoey updated Carmella on the latest drama
  • El-Fuego texts — We need the ERP Busters
  • Scarlet calls El-Fuego to test his loyalty
  • Scarlet matches his freak— He eats it up?
  • El-Fuego says he’s married to the block
  • Zoey calls El-Fuego
  • She calls him “Daddy” and he’s not fucking with it I’m crying
  • Carmella calls El-Fuego
  • She confronts him for the Scarlet call
  • He tells her he’s married to the gang and he goes on a rant and screams
  • Baby she’s Carmella Motherfucking Corset
  • They broke up… She’s devastated

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 June 28th

  • Carmella wakes up at her house
  • Scarlet was inside decorating
  • Scarlet tells her she feels bad for yelling at Leo
  • Carmella says after sleeping on it, she’s more upset with Leo for firing Scarlet
  • Carmella mentions banning Bustas from the club— She’s side eyeing Leo
  • Carmella suggests telling Leo not to work at Mirage for the time being
  • Scarlet asks if she wants to kill some men with her and Barbie
  • The girls go to Barbie’s house in Mirror Park
  • Men were beating her up in the front lawn
  • Mid shoot out, Carmella decides to give herself a house tour— It was cunt
  • Carmella gets threatened to put her gun away
  • Barbie sneak attacks the man and stabs him in the back — PERIOD
  • Scarlet goes MIA… *Carmella gets in the car to look
  • Carmella starts getting randomly shot
  • The cops show up and tell her she’ll be okay! — 15 bullet holes in her body but sure
  • She starts to chase the guys for shooting her
  • She loses then and goes to the Hospital
  • Carmella gets on CG radio
  • She tells them she just got into a shoot out
  • Suddenly, Bahama Mamas opens
  • She asks if anyone wants to rob it in 10 mins
  • Suarez says he’s down but seems hesitant..
  • Carmella goes back to Barbie’s house
  • Scarlet is down under her a bed
  • Carmella magically ended up in cuffs and woke up in a backyard… weird
  • Uncuff Challenge!
  • A baddie found her and uncuffed her
  • Carmella gets in a chase immediately
  • Carmella radios for help
  • She flys out of the car and Suarez shows up to help her — She gets in his car
  • They negotiate a trade
  • On radio, Cau is told to steal the pd car
  • Cau flopped
  • Suarez gets her to safety— Cau picks her up and takes her to the Hospital
  • Before Zaceed goes to bed he lets her take some stuff— Armor plates etc
  • They go to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Olive, Suarez and Cau back up Carmella inside
  • Carmella steals 11k from the dancer
  • Carmella now has 31k cash on her
  • Suarez realizes he’s getting an 11k payout— He’s not unsure about Bahama Mama robberies anymore
  • Carmella and Suarez go to MRPD to steal a cop car
  • Carmella distracts Octavia while Suarez lock picks the car
  • Carmella gets a call from Scarlet
  • She tells her it was Bang Bang from earlier and they cleared the beef
  • Someone named Tyler who stole from them is a hang around — He will be dealt with
  • Carmella gets changed into her cop outfit again
  • Carmella calls Tyler
  • Tyler pleads his case— He took their guns for their safety…
  • She asks for 10k
  • He says, “Baby… this is Bang Bang
  • Carmella watches Suarez’s bike at the Hospital
  • Carmella sees Zoey and Scarlet
  • Zoey was on the phone with Leo
  • Scarlet hoped in her car
  • The two girls that are hunting brought the real cops to the Hospital — Snitch City…
  • Suarez ‘handled’ them..riiiight
  • Nebula helps by pitting cops
  • Carmella fills in Zoey on the Leo drama mid chase
  • Carmella says she may have to let Leo go for being a Busta
  • She asks Zoey if she’d be interested in a manager position
  • Zoey says this could be a possibility
  • Suarez was running on foot
  • Carmella saves him— Full car ayee
  • They get chased until the car starts smoking
  • They get to The Cubby and Suarez bails but the girls get away anyways
  • The second they leave their hiding spots they get chased again
  • They ditch the car and Suarez saves them
  • It’s gonna be a silent car ride home…
  • Suarez gets them out
  • Carmella stops at Ammunation
  • Suarez gets chased again — Carmella and Bob attempt to get a car to save him
  • He got out
  • Carmella gets a call from Scarlet
  • She tells her that Zoey recorded her talking about Leo and showed her
  • Carmella says ‘ok and’
  • Carmella confronts Zoey
  • Zoey says it was Scarlet not her — She pings her to the location
  • Carmella holds up Scarlet
  • She checks her phone— We found the culprit
  • Carmella gives her the phone back and drops her off at Mirage
  • Bob and Carmella go to The Cubby and she updates him on the Shannon X Leo X Scarlet beef
  • They go get changed
  • Bob suggests putting Leo and Scarlet in ‘the cube’ and fist fight
  • Zoey texts her to come to Mirage — She’s playing Leo the voice recording again
  • As Bobby lock picks a car the cops see and start chasing them
  • Carmella calls Scarlet and confronts her
  • Scarlet laughs
  • Scarlet turned out to be Zoey — She took Scarlets phone
  • Bob loses the cops
  • They pick up Suarez ^ - ^
  • Carmella, Bobby and Suarez go meet Dick to get parts for Bobbys radio
  • Jonavan updated the IRC with information on the Bustamantes
  • Scarlet calls
  • She apologizes— Carmella calls her a bitch
  • Scarlet says Leo didn’t really care and said “If it’s not meant to be for her to work at Mirage then it’s not meant to be
  • Carmella is gagged
  • Scarlet is off the hook… for now
  • To cope, Carmella texts newly recruited bestie Axel if he has any toxic men for her
  • He recommends Chips…
  • Carmella calls Scarlet
  • She asks for a more in depth explanation of the Leo incident
  • Scarlet asks if she’s still going to be in the BustasCarmella is #devestated
  • Carmella, Bobby, Arya, Suarez and Cau drive around looking for trouble
  • Axel texts her suggesting a speed dating event
  • Carmella goes to Al Dentes for food
    • She goes to The Cubby
    • Auntie Romona is in town
    • Ellie gives Carmella Allie’s number
    • Carmella goes to Mirage
    • She asks Mr K to confirm that Zaceed is behind fake the fake L posts
    • He says its him…
  • Carmella drives around to spread the good news (Mirage is open!)
    • She drives by Legion and sees Tinker
    • They start chasing her claiming she has a warrant
    • Turns out she didn’t have a warrant
  • Carmella stops by The Cubby
    • She catches up with Paris, Hazel and Ryder
    • Carmella, Paris and Hazel have a list of people (men) to kill today
    • Ace and Patar tell her that Zaceed has her chain
    • She dropped it while changing in The HQ yesterday
    • She calls him to get it back
    • He hangs up on her
  • Carmella rejoins the Chang Gang IRC — She reads the texts
    • Zaceed . — He gets added to the list
    • Carmella tests JJ outside of The Cubby
  • Zaceed shows up at The Cubby
    • He says he thought it was someone else’s
    • He will give it back.. Zaceed sorry girl
  • HazeMella go back to The Cubby
    • Bobby shows Carmella his documentary book
    • Lots of scary pictures in there.. Bobby I’m scared
  • Zolo calls Carmella and confronts her for Zarmella — Fake News
    • All these men wont her so bad help
  • Hazel, Carmella and Bobby go look for Jax for joints
    • He called Hazel ugly and will be dealt with
    • Bobby tells her that he’s dating London
    • They go to the prison to visit Paris
  • Paris tells them that she was questioned in cells about the Syndicate
    • Katarina Obi calls Carmella
    • She invites her to karaoke night at Starlight Club tonight
    • Zolo texts her that he “Would never take her chain ❤️” …. Right right
    • Carmella posts the text to L
  • Hazel tells her that Zolo didn’t care when she was dead
    • Zolo says he was and Hazel’s crazy
    • They get dressed and go to Starlight Club
  • Zolo calls…
    • He says Hazel’s bored because Peanut isn’t around — Which is why she’s stirring
    • Carmella tells Zolo that Zaceed is delusional
    • Zolo says the ‘Z with the mella’ is off limits..
  • Dina and Shy tell her that the police are trying to shut down the event because they don’t have a permit
    • Zolo calls Hazel and confronts him
    • They go to The Cubby to look for him
    • Zolo holds Hazel up and kidnaps her
  • Parbobmella chase him but they break off— Time for karaoke!
    • Piper and her 30 year old son are there
    • A cop walks in and starts taking pictures..
    • Shannon tells her that Wiked will be there to sing his hit song Tommy T
  • Carmella gets an unknown call
    • She hears lots of heavy breathing
    • She hangs up
    • The number calls back, it was actually Urithrah!
    • She broke out of the ICU
    • She meets her at Starlight Club

Paris Argo TLDR Jun 19th: Girl, Prison Honey

  • Paris woke up and took a look at the new renovations in the LS apartment.
  • Paris went outside and there was WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE TALKING AT ONCE OMG
  • Ryder asked Paris about his missing gun.
  • Paris denied knowing anything about it.
  • Paris found out that Urithra was in the ICU.
  • Paris, Carmella, and Hazel made a list of men to kill that included: drug dealers, cops, Croc, and Jax.
  • Paris checked her messages and listened to a voice message from London.
  • Carmella wanted to kill Zaceed because he stole her chain.
  • Paris gave Carmella the CG IRC.
  • Paris introduced Carmella to JJ.
  • "My name is JJ and I'm an ally"
  • Carmella asked JJ some important questions: “Was he loyal? How much money does he give Paris?”
  • JJ gave Paris a pink jellyfish tank. NOW THAT'S A MAN
  • JJ texted Paris a picture of himself with black hair "New beginnings".
  • Paris, Carmella, and Hazel went out to hunt.
  • Carmella held up a cop.
  • Hazel and Paris held up the other cop that was there.
  • Carmella and Hazel shot the cops.
  • Air1 was watching them.
  • Paris went through the tunnels but the cops managed to catch up.
  • The girls go out and started shooting the cops.
  • THE GIRLS WENT DOWN NOOOOO
  • The boys showed up at the hospital.
  • They only rescued Carmella and Hazel….. like okay fake ahh gang
  • They came back, while Paris was inside the cop car.
  • Paris told the cops the other girls were Chesca and Scarlet 🤣
  • The cops took her to the Ranger Station in Vinewood.
  • One of the cops wanted to interrogate Paris.
  • He told her it wasn't anything criminal related to her….. okay?
  • He made her and the other cops turn off their electronics… we know where this is going…
  • Constance goes to The Playboy Mansion — Doors were unlocked
    • She wanders around the house
  • She goes back to The Emerald Bar
    • Tom says her ‘drink’ is being delivered
    • Phillis tells her that she was speaking with some random people and found out that there are gangs in town
  • Draco delivers her a blood bag
    • She meets Lilah Monroe
    • Meanwhile, Constance texts Cameron — One of her Spark matches
    • Lilah tells them that the hot spot in town right now is near The Hospital
    • She tells them that the ‘White Gang’ stays over there and to be careful
  • Constance and Phillis drive around, looking for people to purge
    • The “Bosom Bandits” go to Bahama Mamas
    • Constance wants to lure Cameron to Bahama Mamas to get a kiss and complete the quest
    • Constance tries to drink from a girl outside the club, before she could she ran inside
    • She came back with her brother and an army of 6 men… they lied their way out
    • Turns out Cameron was in the group of men
  • Constance and Phillis reconvene and she fills her in on Cameron
    • Constance and Phillis find these people in clown masks
    • Phillis asks if any of them want to kiss her
    • One of them say yes
    • They go to the back and turns out they were a vampire and bite her
    • Constance punches him unconscious and the leave
  • They drive around looking for the last person to kiss either of them
    • They head to The Playboy Mansion
    • They see a group of people hiding from the purge in there
    • A man she tried calling before calls her back — She’s wants to join the family
    • He said he’s tied up right now and will call when he is free
  • Phillis reads the texts from Lipschitz to Constance
    • Midway through she gets annoyed and throws Phillis into a wall
    • She goes out to look for the men but they left..
    • They go to The Casino and see Cameron
    • They spin the wheel, Phillis wins money and Constance wins free drinks
  • Phillis doesn’t think they should drive the car they came in since Lipschitz tampered with it
    • They drive it anyways
  • Phillis gets a call from an unknown caller— They tell her she’s gonna burn
    • They drive to The Temple and go through the portal — They look for men
  • Constance goes to look for Phillis after getting split up
    • She jumps from the Sky Island and lands in Sandy Shores
    • She steals a car and drives towards The Hospital to find Phillis
  • Constance gets to The Hospital and she calls Phillis
    • Phillis tells her she got a call that a man is waiting for her at The Sandy Shores Motel
    • Constance makes the drive back to pick her up and go to the Motel
  • Constance gets to The Motel and sees Phillis and LipschitzLipschitz is helping Phillis get a man
    • She calls someone and asks if they’d make out with one of her friends
    • He says yes, they’re on route
  • Leander Black will be kissing Phillis
    • Lipschitz asks why they’re collecting kisses from men — Phillis mentioned something
    • Constance lies of course
    • Lipschitz doesn’t buy it and threatens to get out of the car if she doesn’t get the truth
    • Phillis spills the truth
  • The man from the ad finally calls back — He sends her a message to meet him
    • Constance says depending on how the meeting goes, she may not go to the meeting with him
    • They kiss— The prophecy has been fulfilled
  • Constance and Phillis go to meet the man
    • He tells them he’s building up a group where they make money and to look out for each other— The Gianucci Family
    • He says they got 3 members so far
    • He mentions selling honey and boosting cars…. Oh no we gotta go
    • He’s also human— Double Homicide
  • **Constance **sees a Stag coming towards her before disappearing
  • **Phillis **makes deer noises to attract it…..
  • IT CAME TO HER….. **PHILLIS **CAN SPEAK DEER
  • **Constance **had the idea to follow the creature while singing to it
  • The creature leads them to the Library
  • They begin to search when several books fall off of the shelves
  • Constance finds a glowing book with a lock on it
  • **Constance **tries to open the book by shaking it (rolled 2/20)
  • The book now has arcane symbols on it - She needs someone with knowledge of magic to help her
  • She gives the book to Phillis
    • **Phillis **failed to open the book and her glasses fell off in embarrassment
  • **Constance **throws the book but failed to open it (rolled 4/20)
  • **Constance **kisses the book and an entity appeared behind her
  • The entity explains that there are 7 books in total and that she has book #5
  • The entity says her name is Lust
  • **Constance **tells **Lust **she wants power
  • **Lust **gives them 72 hours to seduce 3-4 men and they will receive power
  • The man who shot the fireball came to apologize
    • He says he was with Doll
    • Constance suggests Phillis and the man exchange numbers — Victim #1
    • Phillis asks the man to kiss her— He “doesn’t really care either way”… NEXT
  • Meanwhile, Sydney on Spark talks to Constance
    • They are slowly creating a roster
    • Constance says when they get back to town, she will be kissing Sydney
  • They make their way to The Black Cat Cafe
    • Phillis meets Tom and watches him shake ass
    • Sydney says he’ll be there
    • Yuri from The Tomb yesterday notices them and starts a conversation
  • Meanwhile, Phillis invites men to the cafe via Spark— using Constances picture
  • Constance starts her first date
    • He’s already fumbling
    • He works at the Cafe
  • Constance says Phillis wanted her to put in a good word with him
    • Question number one; Why is she using Constances pictures
    • The man was too stunned to speak
    • He goes over to her
  • Sydney still nowhere in sight
    • A man compliments her dress and Constance tells him to take a seat
    • His name is Elliot
    • Outside was an explosion?
  • Elliot and Constance go say hello to Phillis
    • They dance in the middle of Cafe— Tom and Phillis throwing ass
    • They switch partners and consider the likeliness of him being gay
  • Phillis asks him straight up if he wants her, Constance or Tom
    • The silence is so loud…
    • Constance goes outside for air
  • Constance meets Grace
    • Constance walks into the bathroom to see Elliot, Phillis and Tom
    • I think she got her answer on Elliot
    • Elliot comes out and gets on a knee
    • He asks to kiss her
    • They kiss… 3 more to go
  • Constance and Phillis leave, they go to The Pier
    • They look for mermaids to potentially kiss
    • Sydney texts back and asks to meet up
  • Phillis tells her she saw Lust
    • She called her bob chopped
    • An explosion happens above them and they see The Pier in flames
  • Sydney finally shows up
    • They have a long conversation but Constance passed out
    • Phillis takes the opportunity to jump Sydney screaming “WHAT DID YOU DO
    • She find out that Constance was just thirsty… She takes them to the hospital
    • Phillis decides the least she can do is take them somewhere nice to let them carry on their conversation
  • They go to The Graveyard
    • She tells him about marrying for love as a human and got turned to a vampire by an elder spirit
    • They exchange numbers
  • Constance asks him what he desires
    • Sydney says to just have a good time
    • She tells him to call her, then leaves— No kiss
  • They go to Bahama Mamas to look for men
    • Phillis walks up to a group of men and ask if they want to kiss her— They said no
    • The girls dance together
  • Constance and Phillis talk to two men
    • Constance goes outside and talks to Doctor Damon— Chair of the Medical Board
    • He suggests she finds work at The Hospital
    • Constance doesn’t really work..
    • Doctor Damon says maybe if the mortuary department expands…
  • Vincent from The Hotel Cortez joins them in conversation
    • Doctor Damon suggests helping them get a room at the hotel for a week so they can gather up some money
    • They get in the car and make their way to The Hotel Cortez
    • Vincent shows them to their room
  • Constance asks if he’s single
    • Him and Doctor Damon are dating
    • The girls settle into their room and go to change
    • She meets Sapphire and Valica in the lobby
    • Phillis and Constance make their way to their room
    • Constance goes to bed
  • The girls make it away from The Tomb and steal a car to get back to the city
    • Constance reveals she’s on the demons side
    • She doesn’t trust that group, especially Evelyn
    • On the drive back, they talk about what they discovered including The Witch of Blood
  • Constance gets on her glowing rectangle and creates a Spark account
    • Lets just say the options for men are interesting
    • Constance is appalled
  • The girls discuss learning how to use their Vampire/Witch powers
    • They drive to the forest to practice so they can be alone and out of the way
    • Phillis reveals that people have been calling her Aunt Phil
    • Constance refuses to call her hat
  • Constance carries Aunt Phil and jumps all the way to The Sisyphus Theatre
    • They explore their powers
    • Constance is able to knock people out with one punch and Phillis has mood altering powers
  • They drive back to The Tomb to see if it’s still open— it wasn’t
  • Carmella notices that Bahama Mamas is open
    • She contemplates robbing it — The devil told her to do it… The devil being Urithrah
    • The girls go find a tanker truck to blow up Bahama Mamas — Trust.. they will be handled
    • Urithrah gets road rage on the way there
    • They steal a patrol car
  • Carmella notices the police at The Cubby
    • 10-4, they’re here for backup
    • Tinker left— Sassy Man Apocalypse
  • They drive by Bahama Mamas
    • Carmella considers telling The Business Council that BM hires gangs and get it shut down
  • Carmella and Urithrah go to Al Dentes for food
    • She convinced a man to buy her food
    • He introduces himself as Lee
    • He mentions Tommy talking about her in the club— Throwback to when she made him fight for her love and failed
    • Carmella and Lee exchange numbers
  • They go back to the club and see ESB and ? in a shoot out
    • #TeamESB
    • They watch from the roof
  • Officer Jackson comes to the club and compliments Carmella
    • British men on top
  • Carmella and Urithrah dress up in their Friday the 13th drag for The Mirage event
    • They show off their look at Rustys
    • Carmella suggests going to scope out Bahama Mamas
    • Like clockwork— Bahama Mamas is now closed
  • They go to Mirage
    • Carmella sets up for the event
    • Paris comes to the club and Carmella hires her back as a dancer
    • The Mirage girls create a flash mob and walk down the street
  • The flash mob worked, the straight men came to throw money
    • Piper walks into the club
    • She promoted the event on L
    • She hires London
  • They decide to take the party on the road— They get in a moving truck
    • They drive to MRPD
    • It backfired, they’re now suspects?
    • They explained the event at Mirage, no bomb just bomb ass pussy
  • They take a group picture while being interrogated
    • They leave and go back to Mirage
    • The club is popping
    • A pink haired man comes in and asks for a job
    • Carmella goes to bed inside the box

Paris Argo TLDR June 11th: IJBOL HOURS

  • Paris woke up and decided to relocate all her cars to the Cubby.
  • Paris picked up her RV and gave it a fresh paint job.
  • Ace helped Paris move her cars to the Cubby.
  • Paris and Ace changed their outfits.
  • London showed up to the clothing store in her new, fabulous, and luxurious Windsor.
  • London told Paris about her call with Leah.
  • London found out that Chesca tried to give ownership of the Marina to her.
  • Leah told her that it will be up to Colt to decide who gets ownership.
  • London will have to go through Arya and Bablo for the locks for the restaurant
  • Carmella called Paris asking if she bought the pink beach house.
  • Paris told her she didn't.
  • Carmella said some random men living in the area told her Paris and her man bought it.
  • JJ told Paris he'll pay for next 2 weeks of her rent.
  • Paris and Ace picked up Bobby at the Cubby.
  • Ace asked if he should buy a 4 seater.
  • Paris told him to go to Larry's so she can sell it to him.
  • Paris test drove a car.
  • Ace didn't like any of the cars in stock.
  • Paris told them they should go see what PDM has.
  • London called Paris and asked her if she would like to help her with the combos for The Marina.
  • She also told her that Stassi didn't charge Carmella and the girls' dine in.
  • Paris and London sat down at The Marina to discuss prices and ingredients.
  • While talking, they could hear someone walking around… the killer
  • Paris went on a mission to go to every restaurant and see how much they charge for their food.
  • JJ serenaded Paris with Hey There Delilah and Romeo and Juliet
  • Paris hung out with London and JJ for a while.
  • JJ had to leave for a gang meeting
  • JJ opened up and told the girls that after being around them he started acting more like himself.
  • Paris told London she thinks JJ is too good for Snow and should be next to people with.. more personality <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
  • Paris thinks JJ will end up leaving his gang.
  • Paris called Ada to ask about her and Jaxmessy.
  • Paris and London saw Burger Shot was open so they decided to stop by and look at their menu/combo prices.
  • The girls picked up Bobby.
  • CONFESSION TIME!:
  • Paris confessed that she intentionally shot Mr. K during the Venus vs WuChang beef pretends to be shocked
  • Bobby told the girls that CG didn't actually start that shootout, apparently someone had held up Cau in the lobby and that's what set it off.
  • Bobby confessed that when Paulie asked to stop selling drugs, he didn't.
  • Paris confessed that deep down she always knew Paulie was broke.
  • Another Paulie confession: Paris sent messages to Paulie after their break up.
  • Bobby confessed that during the chases he was in with Evilmella, he stopped trying and that was probably how they got caught in the end.
  • London told Paris that Tony Rico is trying to become a cop or join the COC with Arya.
    • She also said that Jax thought Tony seemed like he would change for good and that Arya was in on it too.
    • London said Jax has secret conversations with LeeAnn.
  • As they finished their hike, Paris, Bobby, and London left all some positive energy behind before hoping back in the RV.
  • Paris, Bobby, and London went to the Marina, they saw Junior there.
  • The group made it to the Cubby, it was time to grab the phone again.
  • Paris and London saw that Khloe was around when they while they were on their hike.
  • They realized they hiked for 2 hours.
  • Paris hung up some of the polaroids she took on the trip on the apartment.
  • Paris showed Bobby some videos on the whiteboard.
  • Mateo showed up and told them he could hear the sound from outside the Cubby <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
  • Bobby stole Paris whiteboard.
  • A chase started.
  • He gave it back 2 minutes after.
  • Paris, London and Bobby hung out with Mateo and Richard outside the Cubby.
  • Paris, Bobby, London and Mateo went to PDM.
  • Paris dream car was out of stock.
  • She wanted to save money for a Vinewood house either way.
  • Bobby test drove a car.
  • London may have found a potential men hehe.
  • He texted London after they left… "I'll hit up tomorrow for some fun" mmm.
  • The group went to Larrys.
  • The S95 was in stock.
  • Paris asked the group if she should impulse buy it.
  • Paris called JJ to asked him if she should buy the car or the house.
  • JJ told her she should do whatever she wants.
  • He asked her how much the down payment for the car was.
  • He sent Paris 26K to help pay the down payment for either the car or the house.
  • Ellie finally hit Paris up.
  • Ellie gave bands to Paris.
  • Paris called Ada to buy the car from her.
  • Ada told her she would meet her at Larrys after she did a hustle.
  • Jax bought the bands off of Paris.
  • To get a little bit more money, the group did a beach mission.
  • Paris bought the S95 hehehehehe <:nyasuuHairFlip:1183212636385591407>
  • Paris drove the car to The Marina to show it to London.
  • London was finishing an interview.
  • London needed to go to the Hospital, so Paris took her.
  • London head popped and something inside Paris told her London wasn't waking back up <:nyasuuLondon:1211810958108917780>
  • Paris took her brand new car to the cubby and went to sleep.

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 June 9th

  • Carmella wakes up at her house
    • Carmella gets a text from Jonovan
    • He sent her an irc— lots of info on Bahama Mamas, He ate that
  • Colt Cassidy called… She calls back but no answer
    • Gordon also called
    • She tells him she’s in the mood for trouble
    • Gordon wants to show her his new car— He makes his way to Mirage
  • Gordon shows off his lime green, rusty, bullet hole filled BRAND NEW car
    • They take a group selfie
    • MC Fixer shows up with Gordon
    • Gordon and MC Fixer suggest working at Mirage — She says no men <:carmieFrog:1078114999760846898>
  • Jay and Fixer go get some potential dancers
    • Carmella and Gordon will be the judges
    • Carmella tells Gordon she robbed Bahama Mamas yesterday
  • Colt calls back
    • He confronts her on death
    • I mourned you
    • Colt mentions government corruption at The Mirage
    • Carmella tells him she’s could give a fuck about what a cop thinks of her
    • Colt hangs up
  • ’Mystic’ shows up for an audition
    • Definitely lots of personality
    • Carmella and Gordon have a sidebar— She asks to give her a pep talk
    • Carmella tells her to come back for the hiring event and do it again there
  • Colt texts her that he’s in charge of her business review and hopes everything is in order
    • Colt texts her that she’ll find out what a business review is soon…get down Carmella
  • Carmella finds Suarez and Momo by The Cubby
    • They’re down to rob Bahama Mamas
    • Just kidding, they got to hold down The Cubby since it’s being raided?
    • They’re force Carmella on a radio
  • Carmella sees Mr K at The Cubby
    • She tells him about Bahama Mamas
    • He tells her to say the word and they’ll start robbing it
  • Zaceed tells her she’s at risk of losing her business with a business review
    • Colt Cassidy.
  • Carmella tells K she wonts Padrino
    • He thinks this could be good
  • Carmella asks her about The Golden Tigers
    • She says they’re cool people to hangout with…
  • Carmella suggests a hiring event
    • In the meantime, she’ll hire old employees to the club— except Katie
    • Carmella will also flirt with men to get them down to the club
  • Carmella and Akira talk about her faking her death, the pd heist and being on vacation at Parsons
    • Akira tells her the moment her name was dropped from Mirage, the club flopped
  • Carmella goes to The Hospital
    • Carmella threatens Bang Bang to come to The Mirage and ONLY The Mirage
    • Carmella gives a guy named Alfie a ride to The Casino in exchange for him to come to Mirage
  • Carmella goes to Al Dentes for food
    • She promotes the club
    • Someone on L made a post about snitches being hired at Mirage
    • Carmella asks a man at Burger Shot what strip club he goes to
    • He’s hired at Moore Club
    • Katie walks in …. #Awkward
  • Stasi calls Carmella and says Katie could be the one talking shit on L
    • Carmella confronts Katie
    • Katie says WHATIDO?
  • Stasi suggests a partnership with gangs and MirageESB being one of them
    • Carmella continues promoting the club
    • Carmella finds Kim Cassidy and recruits her to the club… we won
    • Carmella goes to the Bang Bang block, does some splits and convinces them to come to Mirage— #CarmellasWitness
  • Carmella goes back to Mirage and dance for a customer
  • Carmella leaves once the customer is finished but then gets a call from shortbus bobby saying he is coming to Mirage
  • **Taco **calls **Carmella **and said he heard she is normal now
  • She told him that the clone is dead and she is ok again
  • He tells her that **Paris **made them throw money at Moore Club when Mirage was open…. ouuu
  • Carmella goes to The Marina to go visit Paris
    • Paris asks her if she knows who Stasi is
    • Carmella tells her she works at Mirage
  • Paris tells she to fire her cause she might steal her business
    • Stasi is trying to take The Marina from Paris and London for herself and husband
    • Because she’s a council member, she’s trying to get her cop husband to buy it… ouuu
  • Carmella fills in Paris on The Golden Tigers situation today
    • She mentions the ChatGPT apology
  • Carmella tells her that she wants to reach out to Leo to get her back to Mirage
    • Carmella tries to stir and texts Ramee that the Bustas are trying to ‘clap him nonstop’ so he robs Bahama Mamas😭
  • Carmella talks to Leo
    • She asks her if she’s happy at Bahama Mamas
    • Leo says if she wants her, she’s there
    • Carmella ugly cries and rehires
    • Leo spills about the Bahama Mamas IRC
    • Tyrone’s sending robe pictures on his bed in there????
  • Leo tells her that Christina and Valentina are down as well
    • The girls talk about a possible hiring event tomorrow
    • They’re bringing back The Mirage Family Values— with the exception of 3 gay men for pride month
  • Priscilla calls Carmella very upset
    • She tells her she’s trying to sue the PD for conducting a unlawful search on her
    • She’s mad at her ‘lazy’ lawyer
    • Priscilla said she joined ESB is now trying out for Hades
  • Carmella meets JJ
    • She gets free food for being Paris’ friend ❤️
    • Priscilla texts her that Katie is asking around about Mirage
    • Priscilla confronts her for rehiring Leo….. Girl we’re so tired…
    • She tells her to come to The Marina and fire her herself
  • Leo confronts her for hiring Anastasia ….
    • Carmella warns her for an angry force coming — Hurricane Priscilla
    • Carmella tells her that Priscilla promoted Anastasia and that Priscilla is mad that she rehired her
    • Carmella asks about Padrino
    • Paris talks him up
    • Carmella is interested
  • Leo sees Priscilla and says “Hey Coworker!”
    • Priscilla and Carmella go get a table
  • Carmella tells Leo that Priscilla is going to ask her questions
    • Priscilla asks her about being a power tripper and hiring men
    • Leo says it was Katie power tripping, not her
    • Leo tells her Carmella gave her, Christina and Valentina free range
    • Leo says all the men they hired were gay
    • Priscilla said… well no
  • Priscilla tells her she listened to Taco when Carmella was in the box
    • She also accused her of trying to steal Mirage
    • Leo denies it
    • Priscilla calls Phoebe Finch asking her to fact check
    • She confirmed this
  • Phoebe also mentions meeting Carmella at MRPD
    • She says she was friendly and nice— like she got cleaned up from a meth bender?
  • Ada texts Carmella that Leo is trying to join the Bustas
    • It keeps getting worse…
    • Leo says Priscilla was enabling Evilmella’s behaviours
    • Carmella breaks it up and says they need to put their differences aside for the club
    • They continue regardless
    • Leo and Priscilla agree to stay out of each others way

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 June 5th

  • Carmella wakes up in Prison
    • She sees Lemons
    • She gets confronted by men for the actions of Evilmella o….
  • Carmella drives to a clothing store to change
    • She goes to The Cubby
    • She asks Mr K about The Golden Tigers
    • Mr K gives her some tips on how to piss off Piper
    • She asks Ellie if she can help her sell her South Side house
    • Carmella goes to The Hospital to get medical
  • Carmella goes back to The Cubby to get a gun
    • She sees Hazel
    • Hazel tells her she’s losing her Bar License because of Ricky Rizz and Bang Bang
    • Carmella tells the girls about The Golden Tigers
  • Carmella calls Curtis for a gun
    • Curtis gets her a gun
    • Carmella sees Ryder, Momo and Saleem
    • Saleem asks for $5
    • Carmella tells him to kiss her ass— then walks away
  • Carmella drives to PDM to buy a car
  • Wyatt pings Carmella to The Pier
    • Fake drowning plan is a go
    • Carmella finds Wyatt fishing
    • Paris ‘pushes’ Carmella off the railing
    • Wyatt jumps in after her but drowns trying to save her
  • Now, Carmella tries to save him but drowns…
    • EMS show up and get them both to shore
    • Wyatt pisses himself… no I’m not joking… he pissed himself….
  • Carmella leaves The Beach … much to think about
    • She goes to Al Dentes for food
  • Carmella calls Bris Bane in YellowPages
    • She answers as a Venus Records rep
    • Bris wanted to get artists for a pride event
    • Carmella says it’s hard because a lot of people from Venus are moving to _WuChang
    • She tells her she’ll pass on the message!
  • Leo calls Carmella to do a wellness check
    • She updates her on her day of dealing with men
    • A random number that has been texting her meowing voice notes and random pictures pings her to a location
    • They want her to come annoy Cain
  • Carmella shows up to ‘bitch’ and ‘annoy’ Anderson Cain
    • She shows up but immediately guns are drawn and she’s escorted out of the area
    • The number texts her apologizing repeatedly
    • The persons name is Jimmy Bartholomew— formerly BBMC
  • Tara Yaki called Ramee asking about what they buy at Jeweled Dragon, so K and Ramee gave her the rundown
  • Tara said she had 100 jewelry bags and would meet them when they returned from Cayo
  • Despite their ACDC, K and Ramee successfully waited with RHMC for the second crate
  • AJ told K that the Clowns rolled up and shot people at the Cubby
  • K told him that if he is selling on the block, he should defend the block
  • El Padrino texted K, and said to let him know when the meeting with Rico was happening
  • "Familia es familia Mr K, remember that"
  • K, Ramee, and RHMC took the gun crates from Cayo and brought them back to Los Santos
  • Rev revealed that it would take another hour to remove the trackers from the crates, but K and Ramee didn't have to stay for that part
  • K and Ramee, happy to be back on the mainland, met with Tenshi at Vulture Sea & Air
  • Tenshi gave Ramee metal plates and 100 jewelry bags and bought a Tugboat
  • Padrino called K and told him that he's getting his men ready for when Ricky gives the ping
  • The **Clowns **came to the Cubby asking for information on a gang they robbed
  • CG shot the Clowns, but K bled out
  • Ricky sent K a ping and K called El Padrino
  • After a quick shootout with the Clowns, K and Ramee met with El Padrino and the Cartel at Sandy Airfield
  • K, Ramee, El Padrino, La Jefa, and another Cartel member went to scope out Ricky's ping
  • They saw Ricky with Tony and a few of Tony's men
  • Ricky held up Tony and the others with a Tommy Gun, so the Cartel moved in
  • K sensed something was off, but made Nash and Tony apologize for wronging the Cartel
  • K questioned Tony about messing with RHMC on their gun mission, but Tony claimed not to know anything
  • K realized Ricky was turning on them, and everyone began shooting
  • Ramee went down, K and Padrino stayed up but were heavily outnumbered and surrounded
  • K tried to save Ramee from getting robbed but was gunned down
  • Ramee got medical, and as he was leaving the Hospital El Padrino called him
  • He told Ramee that he was hiding in the water, and that the rest of the Cartel showed up and gunned all BB and Mob members down <:Cinema:1276027145847836682>
  • Ramee asked El Padrino for revenge on Ricky Rizz, so El Padrino told him they'll link up in a bit and think of a plan
  • Ramee met with El Padrino at the Cubby
  • El Padrino told Ramee that BB and the Mob kidnapped La Jefa
  • El Padrino told him that they were in a predicament, because for the longest time him and Tony Rico had an agreement not to fuck with each other but after today that agreement was burnt
  • He told Ramee that in the next few days, when K is awake, they need to come up with a plan of action to get La Jefa back
  • Ramee told El Padrino that the Mob had a beachside property, and took him to it
    • El Padrino told him that that house was his <:omE:1212180298012430397> and that Ramee was tripping
    • Ramee told him that Ellie saw Rosa come out of this very same house, and assured him that the Mob were in it
    • El Padrino told him that he had just bought this house recently after an anonymous buyer put it up for sale, so maybe it was the Mob who sold it <:Hmmm:775520208868605965>
    • Ramee asked El Padrino for keys to the house to bring his bonita to it, and turn it into a bonita pad for him and El Padrino
  • El Padrino texted K, and said to let him know when the meeting with Rico was happening
  • "Familia es familia Mr K, remember that"
  • K, Ramee, and RHMC took the gun crates from Cayo and brought them back to Los Santos
  • Rev revealed that it would take another hour to remove the trackers from the crates, but K and Ramee didn't have to stay for that part
  • K and Ramee, happy to be back on the mainland, met with Tenshi at Vulture Sea & Air
  • Tenshi gave Ramee metal plates and 100 jewelry bags and bought a Tugboat
  • K made $16.5K commission <:kebunEZ:1095879716067622992>
  • Padrino called K and told him that he's getting his men ready for when Ricky gives the ping
  • The **Clowns **came to the Cubby asking for information on a gang they robbed
  • CG shot the Clowns, but K bled out
  • Chawa and Cau took K to the hospital
  • Ricky sent K a ping and K called El Padrino
  • After a quick shootout with the Clowns, K and Ramee met with El Padrino and the Cartel at Sandy Airfield
  • K, Ramee, El Padrino, La Jefa, and another Cartel member went to scope out Ricky's ping
  • They saw Ricky with Tony and a few of Tony's men
  • Ricky held up Tony and the others with a Tommy Gun, so the Cartel moved in
  • K sensed something was off, but made Nash and Tony apologize for wronging the Cartel
  • K questioned Tony about messing with RHMC on their gun mission, but Tony claimed not to know anything
  • K realized Ricky was turning on them, and everyone began shooting
  • K and Padrino stayed up but were heavily outnumbered and surrounded
  • K tried to save Ramee from getting robbed but was gunned down
  • K told Tony that Ricky set the whole thing up
  • K banished Blade from the Dojo
  • K spent the night in the hospital
  • Pauley is dead!!
  • The Mob has La Jeffa hostage

DR DRE IS ALIVE! HE FAKED HIS DEATH!

  • Ramee had a meeting with Sammy at Vulture Sea and Air
  • She asked about her job there, so Ramee told her that she would get hired tomorrow along with everyone else, and that he'd announce the positions and guidelines then
  • Ace pulled Ramee aside and told him that Snow, Sammy's group, was hunting down Carmella before and that Taco and K don't fuck with her, so Ramee told him he wont hire her to the business
  • Ramee called Ellie, Slick Rick, and Johnson down to the business
  • Rick told Ramee that he was gonna own ERP N' Atom
  • Ramee told them that he appreciated each and every one of them, and as a token of his gratitude he will give each one of them a heli once the business picks up
  • Ramee also told them that he spoke to the construction team, and that they cant have Vulture Law & Co at Little Seoul, so they had to relocate
  • Rudy, Jeweled Dragon's gem plug, texted Ramee and told him that he met a very angry man down in the tunnels, who told him he'd skin Rudy alive if he saw him down there again <:MONKA:1326463328171851776>
  • Ramee called Rudy and figured out it was Padrino who threatened him, so he told Rudy he'd handle it
  • Ramee called Padrino and asked him about the incident, so Padrino told him that he only asked the guy to leave for a bit because the Cartel was having a meeting in the tunnels
  • Ramee asked Padrino for a meeting with his law firm, so they met at the Quarry
  • Ramee introduced Ellie, Johnson and Slick Rick to Padrino, and told him that he trusted them with his life
  • He offered Padrino to be on retainer with Vulture Law & Co for any future troubles the Cartel might face with the law
    • Padrino told him he'd consider it in the future if any of his men were ever in trouble
  • Padrino asked Ramee to tell K to call him tomorrow, because they had something ready for them
  • Ramee, Ellie, Slick Rick and Johnson went down to Rusty's to press Dick Hardigan for the retainer
  • Dick paid them 16k, 15k for the monthly retainer plus a 1k late fee
  • They went to Al Dente's to press Daphne next
  • She wasn't at the restaurant, so Ramee facetimed Daphne and started destroying the place until the chef bonked Slick Rick on the head
  • Daphne eventually sent the retainer over to the law firm's bank account
  • After getting Slick Rick medical, Ramee, Ellie, Slick Rick and Johnson went to ESB's block to ask Tyrone for a retainer
  • Slick Rick tried to press Tyrone for the money before his court case, but he pussied out and threw Johnson under the bus
  • Johnson got into a knife fight with Slick Rick to prove his loyalty to Tyrone, but he lost the fight and got stabbed instead <:Damn:1338303429323259955>
  • Tyrone told them he'd send them half before the court case and the other half after, so he gave them 15k
  • They next went down to Tenshi's block at Vespucci to press them into paying a retainer
  • They told Tara that Ellie represented one of their gang members in the cells, and that their current lawyer asked Johnson for help on their case, so they wanted to collect their cut
  • Ellie told Tara that they wanted to have Tenshi on retainer, but Tara said she needed to talk to her gang first before making the decision

Prodigy 2.5 - Day 109

  • Mr. K woke up in Prison <:kebunJail:456390829393838080>
  • K made some food and did his morning workout in the yard
  • Peanut, Suarez, Ace and Patar visited K
  • K asked for a supply drop, including someone to keep him company
  • K began searching for possible ways to escape and asked the local lifers for some help
  • K met an inmate named Richard Sucker, who beat up the DOC guard
  • Blade and Ricky gave K a switchblade and some med kits
  • Zaceed, Peanut and Suarez dropped of Ricky and Blade with a care package for K <:EZ:848571203445587978>
  • K showed Ricky and Blade the tunnel entrance he found
  • A guard told K he had visitors and K found Vinny, Suarez and Peanut with La Jefa at visitation <:flirt:1244835190564585524>
  • La Jefa informed K that she had people working for her on the inside who K needed to find
  • La Jefa told K to remember room 332, which would lead to a tunnel
  • La Jefa's men would be able to give K an explosive and, in the future, the tunnel would remain open for smuggling
  • K, Ricky and Blade went back into the yard and tried to act casual around the guards
  • K found a prisoner who wanted a bribe, so they searched for something to give him
  • K found another prisoner in the infirmary who wanted something from the kitchen
  • K discovered one of the refrigerators was locked, and needed something to open it
  • K began searching the electrical boxes while Ricky and Blade distracted the guards
    • K found that he could open Electrical boxes and started searching them, eventually getting a Handcrafted Lockpick
  • Bustin Cider and Mac visited K in Prison <:SKIPULTRA:1368316861069922414>
  • Evilmella ends up at The Cubby
    • She tells Mr K she still has her job so same time next week <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
    • She checks her texts
    • The anonymous message, it was a ping to a location, telling her that her delivery is being dispatched
    • It was a picture of Leo, Christina and Valentina in a crate
    • She says she doesn’t have time for their childish games ….
    • Colt messaged ”Carmella” says he doesn’t believe she would steal from the armoury
    • He tells her he believes someone stole her credentials and will find the evil evil people who did this…. right right
  • Evilmella tells Vinny about Colt’s text
    • She warns them that they might be watching Chang gang
  • Evilmella sees “Carmella Corset” on L, speaking in Morse code
    • The ‘imposter’ made many posts in morse code which spelt out ‘Help, she’s coming to kill me’… and @‘d Colt Cassidy
    • Ooouu Evilmella count your days
  • Evilmella goes to change her hair colour
    • She runs to Mirage to check the box
    • It was empty
    • Evilmella calls Urithrah
    • Urithrah asks her if she has any idea on who this person on L is
    • She tells her that Colt clocked the girls on L, he thinks Leo and Christina are behind this
    • Evilmella says she has to get into contact with The Syndicate
    • #SyndicateMella truthers wake up
  • Evilmella realizes while she was on the phone, Iggy called her
    • She blocks him
    • Hazel calls Evilmella
    • She tells her she heard about the PD Heist
  • While on the phone, bootleg Carmella Corset made another morse corse post @‘ing Colt
    • It translates to “I Need You..”
    • Evilmella tells Hazel she needs to talk to the Syndicate to get the tweets removed
    • Hazel tells her BBMC is with them and to meet at Vespucci
    • Priscilla asks Evilmella why Colt is texting her
  • Hazel calls BBMC and asks her to relay a message to their gang leaders that ”Carmella” needs help
    • Temu Carmella Corset made yet ANOTHER post in morse code which spelt “Cloned me” and @‘d Colt
  • The anonymous number texted Evilmella back and said
    • Welcome to the Dollhouse. You want them dead? Kill The Dolls. -C
    • They also pinged her to a location
  • Hazel and Evilmella go to the ping which was The Russian Docks
    • They see Leo on the ship
    • They investigate the boat and see the Mirage Manager dolls, then get held up
    • Priscilla showed up there to get shot down, Valentina dumped her body in the ocean
    • The cops showed up due to the shooting, so they let Hazel go and took Carmella in a car to The Mirage
  • The Mirage Managers brought her down to HER box (mind you)
    • They told her to get in the box
    • Valentina asks her what’s her tea with her
    • She follow-up questions asking why Leo chose to go to the police
    • Leo says she only said she’d leave her body for the police
    • One of the men runs down and says the cops are outside
    • Urithrah comes down in a wedding dress telling them about the police
    • Evilmella tells her to get them to leave
  • Leo, Christina and Valentina have a sidebar
    • Christina tells the girls that this is kinda embarrassing
    • Valentina asks where the real Carmella is
    • Christina tells her that this plan was all ‘them’ — Leo and Valentina and she’s leaves cause ‘it’s not for her’
  • Priscilla picks up Evilmella at Moore Club
    • She tells her about the PD Heist from today
    • Colt told Priscilla about it
    • Priscilla suggests moving the equipment somewhere else just in case
  • Chris calls Evilmella
    • She asks him to help hunt down Leo, Christina and Valentina
  • Evilmella mentions that when she was kidnapped, the girls said they had someone to open The Mirage doors
    • Priscilla and Evilmella investigate the Mirage employee list
    • No one owned up to it
  • Chris calls her back to tell her that Valentina works at Bahama Mamas
    • She tells him that’s not true
    • She goes on Yellow Pages to get Leo’s number
    • Leo had Bahama Mamas in her YP bio….
    • She realizes that Chris was right
  • The girls go to Bahama Mamas
    • They go into the club and talk to Reign
    • They find out that Leo, Valentina and Katie all work there
  • Evilmella and Priscilla go back to the club and try to hold open dancer auditions
    • No one shows up, oh we fell off bad
    • A guy named Victor Halbrecht comes in and asks about a position for security
    • Evilmella says NO MEN. <:Carmiedadbod:915176376406003762>
  • Evilmella, Priscilla and Urithrah drive around to scout for dancers
    • The see a girl and ask if she wants to dance at The Mirage
    • She said she works at Moore
    • Evilmella finds out that she now has a Catty impersonator in the IRC
    • Priscilla closes the IRC
  • They stop at Al Dentes for food
    • They ask the cashier if she wants to work at The Mirage, she says no
    • They go to the clothing store to pick up Gigi
    • All the girls go check out Moore Club
    • Literal crickets oop
  • Evilmella and company drive around Mirror Park
    • They see Lemon
    • Urithrah asks her if she has any friends interested in dancing
    • She mentions Val Entine
  • Evilmella has her ‘I look pretty good for a dead bitch’ moment and tells Val Entine, AJ and Halfway Home she’s alive
    • She asks her if she wants to work at Mirage
    • Val Entine says she works at Bahama Mamas
    • Val Entine gets peer pressured to work at The Mirage by both parties
    • AJ asks if he can have a position as a bartender
    • NO MEN <:CarmieTrackBod:1076304583137169428>

Evilmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 19th

  • **Evilmella **woke up in **Rosa's **house
  • There were flowers left on the table with a note saying 'Flowers for My Doll XO- Ro
  • Evilmella snoops around the house
  • She steals a sledgehammer from the garage
  • She uses the hammer to smash open the window and escape… FREEDOM
  • **Evilmella **runs along the beach beating up locals, pretending they are her friends
  • She goes to the tattoo shop
  • She gets the og dragon tattoo
  • She removes the new arm tattoo
  • Evilmella goes to the barber and the clothing store to look more like Carmella
  • Evilmella goes to Mirage, suspecting that there's cameras set up to catch her
  • She goes through the remainder of her messages outside
    • Ada left a voice note saying that half of the staff are men and they're getting all the bonuses <:Carmiedadbod:915176376406003762>
  • Evilmella leaves a message for Priscilla offering a 55/45 cut of the Mirage bank account
  • Priscilla was offered the larger half due to "the harsh climates she had to operate under"
  • Evilmella spots Mr. K staring at the front of Mirage
  • She sends him a message telling him "Turn around", and he runs to her
  • He's at Mirage with Ramee, Vinny and Zaceed
  • Evilmella explains that she was left in the box and showed it to the boys
  • She tells them that she wants Taco in the box after he refused to let her out
  • Mr K offers Evilmella to work for the Cartel
  • He also says that they should lock Gigi and Priscilla in the box and stab them
  • Evilmella then says she wants Paris in the box after remembering that Bobby lit himself on fire
    • Ramee dances at the idea of Paris dying and plays 'More Ways' <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
  • Evilmella explains that she wants to stay 'dead' in order to have access to cop stuff
  • Mr. K tells her about how he got fired and warns her about the risks
  • Evilmella says that she wanted to call CG and explain before she was locked in the box
  • CG suggest that Evilmella works with the Syndicate in order to take over the faction
  • Vinny explains that they're "computer nerds" who can help her change her identity for good
  • Mr K. says they can kidnap Paris during their party for Charles`
  • Evilmella calls Bobby to check up on him
  • Bobby tells her he's on the way to the hospital because he was starving to death
  • Evilmella learns that Hazel is around
  • Evilmella checks the Mirage bank account and finds $272,505 in there
  • This would make her cut $122,627
  • She posts on L that Mirage will be opening soon under new management
  • "Mirage is a place for men's wallets, not their emotions" <:nicki_holdlaugh:1081589751804604436>
  • Evilmella texts Hazel, and they agree to meet at Mirage
  • Evilmella shows her the box and tells her that Paris and Taco kept her locked in the box
  • Evilmella explains everything that happened to Hazel
    • Hazel questions her about who Jane is, asking Evilmella if she's really Carmella
    • Hazel also questions why her friends would lock her in the box to begin with
  • "As long as the cops don't find out, I don't give a fuck"
    • Evilmella explains her original Cayo Perico plan, and Hazel asks for help with her warrant
  • Evilmella and Hazel go to City Hall to check her warrant report
  • Evilmella calls Valentina for an update
  • Valentina says that the Mirage Managers told her that they feel as if everybody broke their trust, that they're over it and want to keep to themselves/let it go
    • The Mirage Managers locked Evilmella in the cage because she trusted other people instead of them
  • Their phone call is interrupted by a mysterious car outside Mirage
  • Evilmella checks the car that parked out front but there's nobody in it…
  • She takes her gun out and slowly approaches the door only to see….
    • Zaceed <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
  • Zaceed tells Evilmella that he came to Mirage to look for cameras
  • She tells him that she searched the tunnel and she didn't find much
  • Zaceed finds all the names that were left in the Mirage office and says it's some "psychotic shit"
  • He questions about why Katie's name is red
  • Evilmella brushes it off and lies to him, saying it must have been one of the other girls
  • Valentina shows up to Mirage after Evilmella explained about the mysterious car, and she tells her it's only Zaceed
  • Evilmella hires Valentina back as a manager, saying that they can start to run Mirage again
  • The "no men" policy is back
  • Evilmella shows Valentina the tunnel, saying to block it off for future hires
  • Evilmella cries to Valentina about being locked in the box
  • Evilmella and Valentina agree to open Mirage after hiring some more girls
  • Evilmella makes a Mirage disguise, going as "Catty" based on her L username
  • Evilmella calls Urithrah
    • She asks her to meet her at Mirage
    • Evilmella explains how she faked her death and where the club stands
    • She hires Urithrah as a dancer
    • Urithrah asks about the tea on who they hate and what’s been going on
  • Evilmella tells her about her beef with the former managers and Paris
    • The girls go to the beach party where all the girls are right now
  • The girls go to the party and watch the performers
    • **Urithrah hits on *Meat*
    • Evilmella texts Zaceed about kidnapping Paris … She’s getting impatient
    • Evilmella runs over a former
      dancer (a man) asking for his job back
    • Back to The Mirage they go!
  • Zaceed FaceTimes Evilmella
    • He has Paris hostage
    • Zaceed brings Paris to The Box
    • Evilmella starts her interrogation
  • Evilmella ditches the bus and gets a ride back to The Mirage
    • Evilmella finds out that Ada is a Busta …..
    • Evilmella calls Ada and tells her everything is about to get worse
    • She talks on the Busta radio calling them boring… and no one gaf
  • Ada meets Evilmella at The Mirage
    • She tells Ada she’s alive
    • She tells her about The Box ordeal
    • Ada tells her about the distressing experience working with men at The Mirage
  • Ada told her she heard that Paris and London were in the box today
    • She tells her the context
    • She also tells her that Leo and Christina are fired
    • Ada tells her that Leo and Christina have always been good to her
  • Ada asks is she was at The Colt Cassidy Guitar Session
    • Evilmella says well no, I was in the box
    • Ada mentions Truth and Priscilla and Gigi with another girl who looked like her
    • Evilmella says Truth is Gigi
  • Zaceed texted Evilmella that him and London broke up
    • London said Evilmella is working for the mob and was calling him fake for being involved
    • Carmella Verity Variety Melissa Jennifer Love-Hewitt Jane Corset = Syndicate robot + mob ties + fake tattoo + MoleGate
  • Evilmella calls Ari
    • Ari screams “Why don’t you leave me alone”
    • Evilmella says she’s just checking in!
    • She tells her that Paris ratted her out
    • Ari screams over the phone that she’s going to jail, she’s an evil bitch, she’s a terrorist and is worse than ”Chong Gong”… then hangs up
  • Zaceed calls Evilmella to tell her about London
    • London told him that she’s not real, an ‘ai zombie’ and working with the mob
    • Evilmella tells him to come to Mirage
  • Arya walks into The Mirage
    • She asks her how she knows she real and not ‘one of the fakes walking around’
    • Evilmella tells her something only her and ”Carmella” would know

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 18th

  • Someone woke up in the Mirage tunnel surrounded by blood on the cage air mattress
    • They woke up in OGMella’s clothes
    • Carmella? checks the Mirage IRC to see the Mirage Men angry at getting fired
    • She noticed another Truth user in the IRC…
  • Priscilla walks into the Mirage Basement
    • Priscilla notices blood on the air mattress in the cage and asks what she did
    • Carmella says she doesn’t remember anything
    • Priscilla doesn’t know if she trusts her but lets her out anyway…
  • Carmella zip ties Priscilla
    • Priscilla says she was only trying to help her
    • Carmella crashes out and says maybe Ari was right … oh you know it’s bad
    • Carmella starts ‘feeling bad’
    • She apologizes and tells her she’s just scared and can’t remember anything but eating out of the trash yesterday… hmmm…
    • Carmella lets Priscilla out of the zip ties
  • Priscilla cleans up the blood in the cage
    • Carmella questions why Priscilla put her in the box to begin with
    • Priscilla says she was scaring them
    • The girls leave The Mirage
  • Carmella says she only has patches of her memory and doesn’t remember a thing
    • Priscilla briefly explains the events of yesterday
    • Priscilla doesn’t seem convinced
    • Carmella says she does remember Gigi yelling at her for something
  • Carmella goes to the hospital
    • She tells Priscilla she remembers just before her funeral and Ari telling her
    • She asks her where Ari is… oh baby…
    • Priscilla drives her to The Barbershop and gives her more details on what’s been going on
  • Carmella reminds Priscilla of her lights… recollecting memories she said she lost
    • Carmella says she actually does remember and stabs Priscilla leaving her on the road and steals the car… #EvilMella
  • Priscilla asks Carmella if she was gonna tell Hazel she’s still alive
    • Carmella says no, she wants to make sure it happens at the right time
  • Carmella takes them into the mines
    • She tells her that this is where the Ricky Rizz shoot out happened
    • She tells her she forgot something in the mine
    • She forgot her blood… she plans to clean it up to avoid PD collecting evidence
  • She tells Priscilla that they’re so far down, no one would be able to hear a scream
    • Carmella starts to scrub her blood from the floor
    • Carmella says it’s crazy that either one of them could turn on each other at any moment… Priscilla u in danger girl
  • Carmella suggests visiting Ari in the hospital
    • Priscilla doesn’t think that’s a good idea
    • Priscilla suggests it’s time to go!
  • Priscilla starts running ahead
    • She tells Carmella she has to go pick up her brother and there’s no room for her in the car
    • She leaves Carmella at the mines
    • Carmella runs down the road
  • Colt drives by in a car and offers her a ride
  • Colt and friends drop her off at Tequilala
    • Carmella lock picks a car then drives to Bahama Mamas
    • She talks to some drunk girls and gives them a word of advice on dating
  • Carmella saw a post on L talking bout demons at Mirror Park
    • She goes to check it out
    • It was just a group of men… bummer
  • Carmella decides to go to bed

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 7th

  • **Carmella **wakes up in her apartment
  • She changes her L alias to 'Grill'
  • **Priscilla **left her a message saying that **Paris **was in the ICU
  • She asked a group of men for a lockpick after they ran her over
  • Carmella goes to Burgershot with 30 dollars to her name
  • she left as soon as she heard the prices, she went to Al Dentes instead and didnt pay
  • Carmella went to Mirage and read through the IRC
  • She saw the signs on the doors saying the LSPD had seized the business
  • Carmella goes to the court house to check up on her report
    • She now has access to view it… hm
    • She sees that they’ve sold her house.. sorry to that man Ramee
  • She checks Paris’ report to see if there was any note on why she’s in the ICU
    • Nothing was found
    • She checks Roccos report and decides to go look for his house
  • Carmella finds his house and leaves a note
    • “So you like to play detective? Come find me then..”
    • She also left a severed head in his mailbox
  • Carmella goes to The Mirage and leaves a note on the door to scare the girls
    • ”Fuck Carmella and Fuck Mirage”
  • Grill makes an L post asking for work
  • Carmella stops at the hospital
    • She asks a guy for an extra 100 dollars
  • She drives to a Sandy farmers market
    • She tries to find things that’ll be useful
    • She realizes she’s too poor for anything… oh it’s so bad for her
  • She goes to look for a pay phone in Grapeseed
    • She calls Taco to see if he’ll snitch on himself
    • He hangs up, Moody Man May is upon us

Ramee - Prod 2.5 - Day 87

  • Ramee woke up and spent his time finding good cartel clothes combinations with a random and kept saying "no more locked doors" like he has Tourette's
  • Ramee and Vinny went to Benny's to customize Vinny's new car
  • As Ramee was driving around the city he got into a car accident with a cop car
  • He continued driving and the cops started chasing him
  • Ramee absolutely cooked them in his dusty ass car <:EZ:1065481330109980742>
  • AJ called Ramee saying he sacrificed himself for Ramee yesterday
  • Mid gang leader Billy Bustamante called Ramee and asked him for 5k to gamble away
  • Billy will be attempting the 5k to 56k challenge
  • Ramee transferred the money, told him it's an investment and he wants the money back when he wins big
  • Billy exclusive meta: he got to 22.5k and then lost it all <:Damn:883721677333205032>
  • Ramee, Taco, Patar and Zaceed had discssion about the 100 men vs 1 Gorilla topic
  • Ramee, K, Vinny and Zaceed showed Peanut the secret underground tunnels
  • K, Ramee, Vinny, Peanut and Zaceed found the new traphouse at Grapeseed
  • Ramee saw that someone on YP was looking for script so he decided to run the crypto scam again
  • They agreed on 152 script for 26k
  • Ramee sent the guy 100 rizzcoin and the guy sent him the money without noticing it wasn't script
  • Ramee told Peanut about the scam he just pulled, and asked Peanut to do the same scam on the same guy again

Part 14: Saving Tommy Puff

  • Tommy Puff was held in a cage, tortured, and spoke to himself in complete paranoia
  • Jacob Cass received a video call showing Tommy in a cage
  • One of Killian's men told Jacob that because BBMC failed Killian, they were gonna put Tommy down.
  • "You want him back? Why don't you come and try and take him back."
  • Jacob figured out that Tommy was in a shed on an island in Paleto
  • Jacob, Jimmy, Athena, Vek, and Waylie geared up and went to save Tommy
  • They were shot at on Paleto Pier, but were able to put the guards down
  • BBMC swam to the island, shot Killian's men and mostly avoided getting hit themselves
  • Once cleared, they got Tommy out of cuffs
  • Tommy believed that BBMC set him up since that is what his captors told him
  • Tommy was in bad shape, but him and the rest of BBMC needed to get off the island
  • Jacob was shot down by a sniper and Tommy told them to get Jacob to safety and avoid capture
  • Tommy desperately wanted revenge and chased the shooter deeper into the island with Waylie
  • They found a boat and loaded Jacob's unconscious body into it
  • Everyone quickly escaped
  • Jacob and Tommy were rushed to the hospital by Vek and Waylie
  • Jacob was taken into surgery
  • Tommy was extremely suspicious of every person he saw, questioning who they worked for or if they set him up
  • Tommy was extremely protective of Jacob
  • Jacob was admitted into the ICU
  • BBMC visited his bedside and Tommy vowed to kill the people that did this
  • Tommy made it clear that BBMC would "no longer be anyone's bitch"

Part 2: Unmasking the Mystery Man

  • Following the prior events, Dante had subpoena'd the mystery man's phone number, but it came back as a burner SIM with no registration
  • Tarts ran the recovered weed bricks through the lab and discovered they were laced with ammonia, which explains the strange setup they had found in Grapeseed
  • LeAnn, Dante, and Bo all continued to receive ominous threats and calls
  • After a stressful morning at work, LeAnn decided to go off-duty and relax
  • While talking to Dante on the phone, she noticed an orange supercar following her
  • She tried to run, but her truck crashed out and she was kidnapped
  • The mystery man took her to LSIA, put a bag over her head and C4 at her feet
  • Dante quickly mobilized the PD to try and find her
  • Bo and Dante tried to contact the man, but Bo's attitude made the man angrier
  • The man told LeAnn that the PD was taking her abduction as a joke and picked up the C4 and bag while he left to deal with other matters
  • Cassidy was able to get away and was found by the rest of PD
  • The man called Dante and told him he should turn Bo over to him because of what he said during LeAnn's abduction
  • He told Dante to bring himself and Bo, off-duty, to the Cargo Ship
  • While initially wanting to do it and take the man down, Dante instead told **Captain Tarts ** and they quickly came up with a plan of action
  • Tarts and LeAnn flew Dante and Bo above the Cargo Ship
  • The detectives parachuted onto the boat and fought all the men stationed there, making their way up to the man
  • Bo was shot down, but Dante was able to finally take the mystery man down
  • Dante bled out from his injuries while waiting for the rest of PD to arrive
  • Tarts arressted the man while LeAnn made sure Dante and Bo were rushed to LSMC

Part 3: Killian's Focus Shifts

  • Killian continued to text Dante, Bo, LeAnn, and now Tarts, playing mind games and sewing doubt in each other
  • Killian stalked LeAnn and Dante in a yellow supercar, sending photos and leaving cryptic clues
  • Bo went in plainclothes to stalk the stalker, eventually leading to a shootout and Killian being arrested again
  • In interrogation, Bo mentioned the BBMC, leading Killian to seek them out
  • Killian hired the BBMC, under threat of torture and death, to help him with his next shipment
  • BBMC members shot at PD to protect the shipment
  • Eethan was able to escape and deliver the shipment while the rest of the group was arrested
  • Jacob Cass was interrogated, but didn't say much
  • Still upset with Bo digging into him and having a bad attitude, Killian hired BBMC again to kidnap him
  • Jacob Cass called Bo saying he wanted to talk and felt like Killian was using BBMC
  • Bo, not trusting BBMC, had LeAnn and Dante wait as back up, but sent them away
  • Jimmy Bartholomew flew in with a helicopter, took Bo to get him off duty, and BBMC all delivered Bo to Killian
  • While PD searched all of Los Santos and Cayo Perico, Killian took Bo to the Torture Chamber
  • Bo tried to throw BBMC under the bus, saying they snitched on Killian's operation
  • Bo was electrocuted, cut and branded with a "K", and beaten
  • Ricky Rosa and Hank Castle spotted Killian's yellow supercar near the torture chamber, as well as men with Class 3's and BBMC in cars guarding the area
  • After seeing the PD cruiser's lights, Killian unleashed a panther to claw Bo to death
  • BBMC helped Killian escape and Bo was brought to LSMC

Carmella Corset: RP WORLD TOUR April 15th

NoPixel 4.0

  • Carmella wakes up in jail
    • She gets out of jail and goes to Snr Buns for food
    • Ursula serves her for Taco Tuesday
  • Carmella calls a lawyer asking about the process of getting expunged
    • She needs 50k and to be 30 days crime free
  • Carmella tries to call Nino to talk to him about an expungement but he doesn’t answer
  • Carmella pivots and calls Chatterbox for 10k
    • She promises to bring Mr K to him for 10k
    • He agrees to bring her 10k after his bank job
    • Time to find a temu Mr K….
  • Carmella finds out about an event with a 350k cash prize
    • She will be entering YUP YUP
    • She drives up to Sandy Shores to get rocks to enter the event
  • Carmella gets to the race track for the event
  • Carmella gets a call from Alana
    • She tells her she’s in jail and getting jumped in jail ooouuu
  • Carmella realizes this contest may not be for her
    Power RP
  • Shelby Shores wakes up after a really weird dream of the bahamas… hmm….
    • She wakes up at PDM
  • Shelby met Blair, Adriana, Shannon, Gucci Bon-Bon, Barbie and Juan
    • They take her to a garage where she meets Zoey Marie and Brittany Hendrix
  • Shannon and the girls give her the TLDR on what has happened
    • Apparently men robbed them of their phones in their house
  • Zoey tasks Shelby to retrieve the stolen phones
    • The girls get in the car and drive to the culprits house
  • Shelby enters their house and spreads the good word of the lord
    • They were not pleased… Shelby was kicked out of the house
  • Shannon goes in to ask for the phones back nicely
    • Being the respectable southern woman Shelby is, she goes to check on Shannon
    • They locked the door, Rest in Peace Shannon Gucci
  • The girls decide to break into the house to avenge Shannon
    • Shelby gets blown up by a strange force
  • Shelby gets taken to the PD to wait for EMS
    • Shannon wakes up on the pavement next to her aww so sweet
  • Shannon tells Shelby they gave her a new phone and changed the contact
    • They go back to the house and Shelby gets a front row seat to the police vs the girls
    • The girls start screaming at eachother and Shelby is stun locked
  • Shannon suggests having a party at their club
    • Shelby and Shannon get in the car but get run up on
  • Shelby is now in the south side, cold, alone, with a gun and a dream of seeing that fucking club
    • After watching Shannon shoot Zoey 30 times, they round up the dead bodies and hopefully go to the club
  • Just kidding! They go back to antagonize the men one last time
    • Enzo is sent in as a sacrifice
  • Shelby and the girls get run up on once again by the men
    • Shelby will not be seeing that club I fear
  • Shannon and Shelby work together to rob these mens house
    • Shelby distracts the man on the driveway
    • Shannon attempts to sneak in the house
  • Meanwhile, Carmella’s Spark match Tyler the 18 year old cop asks her to meet up at The Bean Machine
  • Carmella tells the guys about the 18 year old cop
    • They tell her they just ran away from him
    • They are very supportive of her scamming this man for money
  • The group stop at the bank to put the money away and go meet him at The Bean Machine
    • Carmella and the boys meet him and it’s very clear this young man does not have puppy money….. ooouu
    • She needs 600k, Carmella chases after him to release some stress
  • The boys find Carmella an American paramedic
    • Unfortunately he’s American, NEXT!
  • The men start a Carmella speed dating event in The Hospital Bean Machine parking lot
    • They bring her an American man who was very sassy, NEXT!
    • They then find Norwegian Lucifer, He offers her 50k…. NEXT!
  • Carmella falls down the British Trendy rabbit hole
    • She discovers Trendy star Regigigi
    • She gets inspired and films a Trendy of her own
  • Carmella asks the guys about Regigigi
    • They call him down to The Hospital, this is so serious
  • Carmella meets superstar internet sensation Regigigi
    • Carmella fangirls and passes out for a second
    • Regigigi breaks the news about British men to Carmella
    • Carmella and Regigigi take a pic : D
  • Regigigi called her a stalker…. Don’t Meet Your Heroes
    • He then levels with her and gives her some lore
    • TLDR he’s broke and lives in a hotel with 5 kids, don’t meet your heroes X2

Carmela Corsset: Smile RP April 15th

  • Carmela wakes up dead and pregnant at Legion Square
    • Ems show up and get her help
  • After putting the pieces together, Carmela remembers she has an ankle monitor on and is wanted for $200,000
  • Carmela meets Margo at the clothing store
  • Carmela gets changed and Margo gives her a gun and a sword for protection
  • Carmela waits outside of the convience store and starts to tax people for ‘block tax’ since it’s ’her block’
    • She gets into a man’s car
    • She asks where all the ‘rich men are’
    • He gives her the devastating news that he is broke and she hops out the car
  • Broke man runs it back and drives her to the hospital ❤️
  • K got a phone call from a mysterious man asking him to kill Cain for $500k
  • K asked for proof and they met near Vinewood
  • When Ramee and K got there, there was a mysterious man with two other people
  • The mysterious man stated that he would give K a Revolver MK2 and that K was the one that had to shoot Cain
    • It was Reeker's men
  • K asked for $250k up front and he gave it to him
  • K, Ramee, Vinny and Zaceed got together and came up with a plan
    • Mateo, Ryan and AJ would dress up as K (clown mask and jumpsuit), hold up the the crowd using a bomb and shoot Cain down with a non-lethal shot
  • K told them the plan and stated that they would get $50k each
  • Mateo, Ryan and AJ pulled up, Ryan warned Cain he was going to shoot him on his shoulder and shot him down
  • They completed the mission, but everyone was shot down
    • Ryan was shot down by one of Reeker's men, thinking he was K (it was a set up)
  • Ryan got medical, Zaceed picked him up, they started getting chased and escaped
  • Meanwhile, the mysterious man called K, stated that he doesn't like to be played with, demanded his money back and to meet at the Vinewood sign
  • K told the boys they needed to kill the people that requested the hit and Ryan gave K the revolver
  • K got to the meeting location and the boys hid on bushes
  • While waiting for the mysterious men, K got an e-mail and texts from Vice Industries
  • Sepolto, the guy that K gave the cocaine bricks to in a previous mission, stated that he had to make a choice between Reeker's men and Vice Industries
  • If he picked his side, to tell the mysterious man that "Sepolto sends his regards"
  • K called the mysterious man and stated "Sepolto sends his regards. Thanks for your money schmuck!" <:Cinema:1276027145847836682>
  • K got a phone call from a mysterious man asking him to kill Cain for $500k
  • K asked for proof and they met near Vinewood
  • When they got there, there was a mysterious man with two other people
  • The mysterious man stated that he would give him a Revolver MK2 and that K was the one that had to shoot Cain
    • It was Reeker's men
  • K asked for $250k up front and he gave it to him
  • K, Ramee, Vinny and Zaceed got together and came up with a plan
    • Mateo, Ryan and AJ would dress up as K (clown mask and jumpsuit), hold up the the crowd using a bomb and shoot Cain down with a non-lethal shot
  • K told them the plan and stated that they would get $50k each
  • Mateo, Ryan and AJ pulled up, Ryan warned Cain he was going to shoot him on his shoulder and shot him down
  • They completed the mission, but everyone was shot down
    • Ryan was shot down by one of the Reeker's men, thinking he was K (it was a set up)
  • Ryan got medical, Zaceed picked him up and they got chased and escaped
  • Meanwhile, the mysterious man called K, stated that he doesn't like to be played with, demanded his money back and to meet at the Vinewood sign
  • K told the boys they needed to kill the people that requested the hit and Ryan gave K the revolver
  • K got to the meeting location and the boys hid on bushes
  • While waiting for the mysterious men, K got an e-mail and texts from Vice Industries
    • Sepolto, the guy that K gave the cocaine bricks to in a previous mission, stated that he had to make a choice between Reeker men and Vice Industries
    • If he picked his side, to tell the mysterious man that "Sepolto sends his regards"
  • K called the mysterious man and stated "Sepolto sends his regards. Thanks for your money schmuck!" <:Cinema:1276027145847836682>
  • Hidden, who is with Vice Industries sent Vinny a GPS location and they drove to it
  • When they got there, they noticed Hidden was with X
    • Hidden told K that he received an e-mail from Sepolto about a cargo found at the coast of Guatemala
    • Hidden showed K, a picture of the content of the cargo, K's Ladybird (Buggy)
    • He told K that he had a problem, to get it off the boat…. they needed $375k, but he would be willing to help him out by giving him the extra $125k
    • In exchange, K would have to remove any records regarding the Hidden and the Factory from the police records/MDT
    • K agreed and paid the Hidden $250k "I will do anything to get my baby ladybird back" - K
    • K stated that he would probably get fired and the Hidden told him not to worry about it, that he would have jobs for it
    • The Hidden told him that he would have something ready for him on Monday
    • K threw the Revolver MK2 away after the Hidden requested it
    • Detective K clocked on duty and everyone from PD was called to the academy room for a debrief
    • K got a lot of intel, about the mayoral debate shooting and the Cubby shooting
    • Including that PD was looking for Zaceed's 10F
    • After the debrief was over, K went to the armory and bought a new pair of cuffs, spikes and armor plates
    • Afterwards, K found a computer room where he accessed the MDT
    • He removed every record regarding the Hidden and the Factory, including wiping the reports and clearing the evidence
    • K also removed his own DNA from the system
  • Detective K clocked off duty, maybe for the last time, and left MRPD
  • K told Zaceed to report his car stolen, since the PD was looking for it
  • Ellie took a bid from K for one of the top floor LS Cubby Apartments

Carmella Corset Prodigy 2.5 March 5th

  • Carmella wakes up at the apartments in the hills
  • Carmella makes her way to hospital after falling off of her moped
  • She made her way over to Mirage to check on the girls
  • She sees Leo, Hudson and Santiago
  • ** Leo** tells her about Moore and Bahama mama’s getting robbed
  • She also tells Carmella about 2 men scoping Mirage out in clown masks
  • Ellie messaged Carmella saying the pink house across from Mirage is for sale
  • Starting bid is $84k
  • Carmella had $42k in the Mirage account and $16k in her personal account with $300k credit
    • Carmella placed a bid of $170k
  • To avoid any other bids, Carmella plants roaches, black mold and a used condom on the property
  • Carmella goes to the Casino to see if Santiago can double her money
  • Carmella gave **Santiago **$6k
  • He instantly lost the money…..
  • He decided to take $6k from his account to flip and give it to her
  • He instantly lost…. again….
    • **Carmella **and **Santiago **got into a fist fight
    • **Santiago **stabbed her
    • **Hudson **shot Santiago

Paris Argo Prodigy 2.5 Feb. 28 TDLR

  • Paris woke up and went to the skate park where Mez's EP release would be
  • Paris worked a shift at __PDM __
  • Things were slow, so she went to work a shift at The Marina
  • Paris pretended to be Mr. K in the CG IRC
  • Paris and London wanna throw a party when Chesca gets full ownership of The Boathouse
  • Zolo, Mateo and Junior visited The Marina
  • Paris told Chesca, Natalia and London to be ready to fight in case they ran after eating
  • Junior ended up paying for the food
  • Zolo, Junior, and Mateo stabbed a blogger outside of The Marina
    • The blogger threatened Paris with giving the restaurant a 1 star rating if she didn't help him up
  • Turns out the blogger wasn't a real blogger but someone undercover who was trying to steal Zolo's jacket, that was stolen from him yesterday
  • Paris told the "blogger" that the people who stabbed him work at Up N Atom in spite of Zolo throwing shade at Venus
  • He told Paris that one of his friend was supposed to be one of the managers for The Marina but he got scared because they would have to share the business with 3 other managers
  • Paris took the ”blogger" to the hospital
  • Paris and London checked out the stalls for the Farmers Market
  • Paris got Nebula to buy a Rat Loader for London
  • Nebula told Paris and London about what he got on the jewelry heist and how the hacks work
  • Paris told Sara about her conversation with London last night
  • Sara thinks Meat is nice and she likes hanging out with him
  • Meat gave Paris a special shoutout during his performance at Mez's ep release
  • Mez thanked Venus for the AIO program and dedicated his last song to them <:nyasuuLove:1183741185521631232>
  • While changing clothes and getting ready for the job, Ricky and the men who robbed Sara's chicken entered the store
  • He started pointing at Paris and said "You're the one who drove me into a gas tank". After hearing that Sara and London pulled their guns and Paris took his blade
  • Ricky called Paris and asked her where she was and if she wanted to hang out
  • Ellie called Paris and told her she has a boosting USB for her

JEWELRY HEIST CREW

  • Paris, London, Sara, Nebula and Wendy
  • Nebula pulled Paris aside and asked her if she knows anything about the jewelry heist
  • Paris said no and asked why, Nebula told her about a "Ms. Argo" on the jewelry computer
  • Paris told him it's probably about their other sister Seoul
  • They spent a lot of time looking for a car and the code outside the building, eventually found it, with little time left..
  • They failed the math hack and time expired
  • They smashed the glass and got "Jewelry boxes" as loot <:nyasuuMoney:1183212638226878514>
  • Paris was the getaway driver
  • Nebula swapped into another car and pitted a cop car
  • Paris lost the cops and they went back to help Nebula
  • Nebula got cuffed but he managed to get in Paris' car
  • Wendy and Sara were following them in two other cars
  • While getting chased by the cops
  • Zoe texted Paris that "people hunting for her"
  • Taco called Paris and also told her that there people looking for her but he couldn't say who..
  • Paris called Ricky and told him if he's not scared of the boys stepping in if he does anything to her
  • Ricky told her the boys are not gonna defend her
  • Paris lost the cops and got Nebula out of cuffs <:nyasuuDrive:1183212634804322324>

Carmela Corsset - Smile RP Feb 25th

  • **Carmela **met a guy named Johnny, who gave her $500
  • Carmela gets taken hostage before she gets the chance to get to the clothing store… here we go again…
    • Her wig gets snatched ONCE again <:carmieWig:905576222283661343>
    • Baldmella makes her unfortunate return
  • Carmela and Tubby bond while she gets held up
    • Carmela ask him to give her $250 as emotional compensation for snatching her wig
    • Carmela gets let’s go and gets $300 from the police
  • Carmela gets changed at the clothing store
    • She receives A LOT of drugs from a man named Rufus Johnson
  • Carmela gets a call from Evelyn
    • Evelyn picks up Carmela from Paleto
  • **Carmela **gets changed at Southside clothing store where she meets 2 ugly men
  • She makes a pact with a group of girls to stand up for themselves against the people of Paleto
  • **Carmela **sees a parked sports car outside Legion Square bank, she holds up the owner and takes it for a spin
  • Carmela comes up with the master plan to scam men to give her money
    • She puts a pregnant belly prosthetic on
    • MomMella incoming…
  • Carmela and Henry work together to make the perfect baby shower scam event
    • The Lost Souls help them with promoting the event
    • Zoey will also help promote the baby shower at the Vanilla Unicorn
  • Zoey and Carmela catch up
    • Zoey hired Carmela at the VU
  • Zoey gives Carmela the tea on The Doves gang
    • Zoey gives her the unlock on GBaby
  • Zoey joins Carmela in the baby scamming business
    • Carmela and Zoey go visit the Banished Devils to invite them to their baby shower
  • They film a gender prediction TikTok and Marlo publicly announced being the baby daddy
  • Carmela and Zoey embark on their Gang Review: World Tour
    • Yellow Gang (Piss Gang) did not meet expectations
  • Carmela goes to the hospital to find out the gender of her baby
    • Carmela instagram lives this special moment
    • Carmela is having a girl, baby chlorine!