Recaps

  • Urithrah gets out of jail with a $43k fine — They go get her from prison
  • They plan to kidnap cops
  • Urithrah confronts Scarlet for name dropping her to Trey Money
  • Carmella finds out that Trey is running around and stealing chains
  • Scarlet tells her that OTT is over it
  • Carmella, Scarlet, Taco, Urithrah and Aiyah dress up to kidnap and kill cops
  • They kidnapped Lincoln Carter from MRPD
  • They get in a chase— Urithrah tries to eat the tracker in his badge
  • They end up ditching Carter
  • Urithrah fell out of the trunk— Diva down for the second time I’m so sick
  • Aiyah hops out to get a car to save Urithrah
  • Taco drives to Bennys mid chase to repair their car with cops behind them
  • Taco gets cuffed and Scarlet gets tazed
  • Carmella saves them and they get out
  • Carmella goes to the Hospital
  • Urithrah texts her from the cells..
  • Jecka calls and tells her about the mosh pit— She could win 40k
  • She goes to the event and walks around asking for drugs — She gets meth
  • Scarlet and Valentine come and the girls decide to team up
  • Carmella starts off strong
  • She got knocked down — Sigh
  • Zaceed takes her to the EMS
  • Suarez downs Nebula and he wins — I KNOW THATS RIGHT PEEPAW
  • Zoey and Carmella go to the Hospital to prepare for round two
  • They make an alliance
  • Ezra calls Carmella and proposes an event with Mirage — I’m sure it was a great proposal
  • Carmella calls Axel
  • It’s his time slot now
  • He will continue to protect her from getting jumped during round two
  • Priscilla thinks Chesca or Vivica took keys to her apartment — She lost her stuff ….
  • Priscilla tells her that BSK is still robbing the club
  • Carmella tells her that she talked to OTT and is confused
  • Priscilla thinks Trey is calling the shots when OTT goes to bed
  • 100 date challenge! She texts all the men in her phone “I miss you
  • Suarez calls and asks about the “I miss you” text— He mentions a girly heist later tonight
  • Officer Grant calls and asks about her “I miss you” text
  • Carmella and the girls go talk to Yochi who was singing at the event
  • They fight over him
  • Carmella gets his number
  • Percival calls and asks about the “I miss you” text — Girl all these men think they’re special or something I’m crying
  • The mosh pit round 2 starts
  • The alliance gets to WORK
  • Carmella ends up in the top 5 but Scarlet and Zoey jump her
  • Axel tells her to say the word and he’ll stab Scarlet — She says yes
  • Zoey, Scarlet and Priscilla are the final three
  • Scarlet gets her ‘lick’ back on Axel for stabbing her — Too bad it was Zaceed and not Axel
  • Wrong pink haired man….
  • Some how Carmella is flirting with Bo … He won’t her down idk
  • Priscilla goes down and Scarlet wins
  • Grant calls Carmella
  • He asks about Piper Riggs’ whereabouts
  • If she does this, he’ll turn an eye whenever she gets in trouble— Say no more
  • Carmella and Priscilla start the task and look around for her

Paris Argo TLDR July 3rd: Sleepovers, Wedding, and Fights

  • Paris woke up in the Cubby and saw the gang.
  • Her and Carmella hung out.
  • They see the ghost of Caymen Turner on L.
  • Paris tells Carmella more Jackie Goop lore.
  • They met up with Yurithrah who found Caymen and started interrogating him.
  • Caymen said he faked his death and Liz Anya knew this entire time.
  • The group took Caymen to the Humane Labs they planned on testing him.
  • They ended up taking samples from Caymen… I will not elaborate.
  • The results came in that this was the real original Caymen.
  • Paris found her car was changed to a poopoo color by the PD yesterday.
  • Ellie asked the girls if they could help Ollie G with a makeover.
  • Ollie G was marrying Zaceed
  • Paris still got it 💯 and gave Ollie G a complete makeover.
  • Everyone was getting ready for this wedding Paris and Carmella unintentionally dressed like a gender reveal again.🩷💙
  • Richard told the girls he found out why Taco didn't marry Priscilla.
  • He was with a girl this morning. They think it was Dina. SO MYSTERIOUS.
  • The girls, Richard, and Caymen planned a slumber party at the Argo Manor.
  • Richard really wanted to kiss Mr. K. you do you girl…
  • Shannon and Mario showed up to the party.
  • Everyone played truth or dare.
  • Shannon was dared to call someone and tell them she was h*rny for them.
  • Everyone just ended up prank calling Ezra from the yellow pages.
  • Zaceed called Paris saying he was desperate and needed help with this wedding.
  • He also said she was being evicted from the Cubby??
  • The girls were eavesdropping on the drama that happened between Shannon and Lila? at the Mirage.
  • After the slumber party, the girls went to change for the wedding.
  • Jax told London the wedding was canceled.
  • Zaceed announced that Ollie ghosted him, so he would be marrying Aiya instead.
  • Ollie called Zaceed, told him that she was on her way.
  • K stole a state trooper's car
  • State trooper K, picked up Carmella and drove to Bahama Mamas as cops
  • Tinker showed up on scene and helped State trooper K and officer Carmella line everyone up and "frisk" them for class 2s
    -# By frisking, I mean K and Carmella robbed the shit out of the people inside (they only skipped the boys and RHMC)
  • After they were done, Tinker finally realized they were fake cops and started chasing them
  • Carmella stole Tinker's cop car and everyone escaped
  • Suarez, Cau, and Zaceed did a Jewelry heist, while K and Carmella were in the area in their cop cars
  • Tinker, Conan, and Grant responded to the robbery call
  • Cops started chasing the boys, and SBSO attached to the chase
  • The cops decided to chase K instead, since he was in the possession of a PD AR and a PD car
    • Everyone escaped
  • K and Carmella decided to patrol in their cop cars
    -# CGPD on top! <:POLICE:1246956829217394772>
  • They pulled over Virgil Hawkins, from Sinners, and forced him to consume meth and searched him afterwards
    -# They totally didn't commit entrapment…W police work!
  • Meanwhile, Suarez and Cau stole another cop car and joined the SBSO
  • They pulled over Ezra, from Sons of Dale, and tried to force him to consume drugs, but he didn't fall for the bait <:ReallyMad:1279307364239151155>
  • SBSO moved on and traffic stopped Jax Tuneskii
    • K asked Jax if he consumed any drugs and Jax claimed he only drank a virgin mint mojito
    • K tested his sobriety by making him walk in a straight line
    • After the test was done, K searched him and confiscated a cocaine bag and a ceramic pistol
  • SBSO chased after 2 other Bustas
  • K stated that PBS was authorized and told the Terminator to send them to hell
  • After fucking up their car to the point they couldn't drive it, SBSO decided to pull off
  • The boys drove towards Sandy and Tinker spotted them
  • Cops started chasing them, and the boys sent 3 of the 5 cop cars into the water
  • As the cops were leaving, SBSO was spiked
  • K, Zaceed, and Carmella ocean dumped the cop cars and Cau and Suarez picked them up
  • Tinker chased them in a PD boat and Air-1 joined the chase
  • Tinker thought the boys were going to the yacht and got inside before them, but the boys stole his boat instead, and everyone managed to escape
    -# Tinker's collecting Ls like Ash Ketchum collects Pokémon… get up Tinker! <:SKIPULTRA:1368316861069922414>
  • Conan posted on L a picture of him, Grant, Ramirez, and Devin Sprinter with a CG chain and Junior in the trunk of a car
  • The boys got K's heli and flew towards the city looking for Junior
  • Junior radioed that he was good and explained what had happened
  • K went back to the Cubby and Junior told them that the PD was looking for Ace, Taco, Vinny, Ramee,and K
  • Momo gave K his B-Day present… an RV full of heavy armors, lockpicks, and armor plates <:Pog:1095888522491207680>
  • K caught up with Richard
  • K, Carmella, Suarez, Zaceed, and Cau chased cops
  • Conan threw a stun grenade at them and got away
  • **Carmella **vented about **Iggy **having a crush on her and embracing the lil bro role
  • **BJ **called **Iggy **and stirred that she was braiding his hair… **Iggy **got mad and hung up
  • **Carmella **and **BJ **drove to the Sandy Shores Police Department and got debriefed by **LeAnn **on the missing person
  • The missing person was the hobo lawyer called Ezra, the case is also linked the the satanic pentagrams found
  • While plotting on how to spice up the PD, an officer down call came in
  • **Carmella **and **BJ **reacted to it as well as the other officers searching for Ezra
  • While scouting the scene a 911 call came in from Ezra asking for help… who was currently drowning at The Lighthouse
    • **Carmella **told the shot officer to 'feel better' before leaving him on the ground passed out <:dojaW:1131243849939959950>
  • **Carmella **and **BJ **arrive at The Lighthouse and attempt to swim across to him
  • **Carmella **ended up drowning since she didnt have a rebreather
  • The other officers managed to rescue **Ezra **while **BJ *drove*Carmella **to the Hospital
  • They drove back to The Lighthouse where **BJ **teased **Iggy **some more
  • **Carmella **and **BJ **sang more songs while driving back to the city
  • They came across a weed run where they ended up chasing the shooters
  • They got a 4 wheel spike, then boxed the car in the tunnel entrance
  • The driver was mad asfffff and called the cops cringe <:laugh:946932865151672320>
  • **Carmella **chased suspect to the front of MRPD where she cuffed him
  • Before processing she ran into **K **and **Bo **where **Bo **asked her what her texts meant
  • She sent him a picture of 2 people hugging on the pier and said it was their future and to accept it
  • Her 95 had lots of drugs so she had to do alot of paperwork
  • **Carmella **and **BJ **went back on patrol
  • She made him pull over and smoked a joint in a bush
  • They drove to Mirage and did a wellness check in
  • BJ showed off his girl voice and moaned all the dancers names <:nicki_holdlaugh:1081589751804604436>
  • They got a call saying Bahama Mamas was being robbed so they left Mirage
  • The club was clear but she saw Zoey Marie and **Blair **outside
  • They went to the vault to collect their pay checks
  • **BJ **gave **Carmella **$5k to help her pay her house bill
  • **BJ **pranked called Sgt Bo and asked to erp <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
  • They responded to a shots fired weed run in Sandy Shores
  • They were on primary, **BJ **asked **Carmella **to sing her comms over radio
  • The suspects kept driving on Senora Freeway
  • The suspects got spiked so they fled on foot
  • **Carmellas **95 jumped off the highway to his death
  • **Carmella **processed him
  • **Carmella **went off duty and went to sleep