Evilmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 21st

Evilmella wakes up at her house
- She goes to get changed
- She meets JPM and asks for a lock pick
- She drives herself back Mirage
- She checks on the box to see if Bobby is still in there— he wasn’t
Evilmella calls Taco
- She lets him know that Bobby spent the night in the box
- Taco spreads the robot allegations once again saying she’s not Carmella
- Taco says she better find Bobby or he’ll ask the cops to look for her and Bobby
- Evilmella says whatever evidence he has, no one will believe him
Evilmella tries to call Bobby
- He doesn’t answer
Evilmella calls Ramee
- She asks if he took Bobby out of the box
- He said Paris did
- She tells him about Taco threatening to call the police
- Evilmella asks him to help put Taco in the box
Ramee goes silent and says “Yo Taco, can we go on a drive for a second—“
Ramee tells Evilmella that Taco won’t come but he has Peanut
- **Mr K, *Zolo* and Vinny walk in the club
- Mr K tells her they have Peanut out front
- Evilmella says she wants Taco
- Ramee brings in Peanut and the rest of the boys go to hunt for Taco
Evilmella and Vinny tell Peanut to get in the box
- Evilmella tells him she just wants Taco
- Peanut tries to plead his case
- He said he was the only one looking for her
Evilmella says she wants to steal from the MRPD Armoury
- Vinny and Peanut tell her they can help her
- Peanut asks her if she remembers when she was Jane
- She says no, she was in the box
- Peanut is #confused
Evilmella and the boys go back upstairs and plan for the PD Heist
- Vinny thinks they should do it ‘quiet’
- Vinny says this is beneficial for everyone including K for his court case
- He calls Mr K to the Mirage
Evilmella tells the boys that Leo Cartier snitched to the cops so she wants to do this quickly before she gets fired
- She tells Vinny about Taco knowing she was in the box
- Vinny tells her that the people are saying she’s a clone
Ramee and Mr K come to the club
- Vinny explains the plan
- Mr K and Ramee are down
- Vinny sends Evilmella $20k
- Evilmella starts her ‘PD’ shopping list
Evilmella and the boys change into their cop disguises in the Mirage dressing room
- Evilmella puts on her blue wig…
K, Evilmella, Ramee, Zolo and Vinny got ready to rob MRPD
Evilmella opened the back door and Ramee, K and Evilmella went inside :Sneak:
They walked into the armory and purchased a total of 159 unique items (Per Audit review by Knox)
An AR, bunch of parachutes, AR Ammo, 9 tasers, PD handcuffs, police shields, spike boxes, armor plates, medical kits, flashbangs, rifle ammo, etc.
- Evilmella puts all her stolen equipment in her house, then runs out to go help in the chase
A very long chase ensued, Commish Colt Cassidy made the call for All PD units to pursue and apprehend them by any means necessary
- While getting chased, Evilmella got 3 unknown calls, a ping to a location and a call from Colt Cassidy ….. Send Help.
After a boat gateway; K, Vinny, Zolo and Evilmella made it to Cayo Perico and managed to get all stolen pd gear out
Ramee unfortunately went to jail and was facing some heavy time in the prison

Evilmella ends up at The Cubby
- She tells Mr K she still has her job so same time next week <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
- She checks her texts
- The anonymous message, it was a ping to a location, telling her that her delivery is being dispatched
- It was a picture of Leo, Christina and Valentina in a crate
- She says she doesn’t have time for their childish games ….
- Colt messaged ”Carmella” says he doesn’t believe she would steal from the armoury
- He tells her he believes someone stole her credentials and will find the evil evil people who did this…. right right
Evilmella tells Vinny about Colt’s text
- She warns them that they might be watching Chang gang
Evilmella sees “Carmella Corset” on L, speaking in Morse code
- The ‘imposter’ made many posts in morse code which spelt out ‘Help, she’s coming to kill me’… and @‘d Colt Cassidy
- Ooouu Evilmella count your days
Evilmella goes to change her hair colour
- She runs to Mirage to check the box
- It was empty
- Evilmella calls Urithrah
- Urithrah asks her if she has any idea on who this person on L is
- She tells her that Colt clocked the girls on L, he thinks Leo and Christina are behind this
- Evilmella says she has to get into contact with The Syndicate
- #SyndicateMella truthers wake up
Evilmella realizes while she was on the phone, Iggy called her
- She blocks him
- Hazel calls Evilmella
- She tells her she heard about the PD Heist
While on the phone, bootleg Carmella Corset made another morse corse post @‘ing Colt
- It translates to “I Need You..”
- Evilmella tells Hazel she needs to talk to the Syndicate to get the tweets removed
- Hazel tells her BBMC is with them and to meet at Vespucci
- Priscilla asks Evilmella why Colt is texting her
Hazel calls BBMC and asks her to relay a message to their gang leaders that ”Carmella” needs help
- Temu Carmella Corset made yet ANOTHER post in morse code which spelt “Cloned me” and @‘d Colt
The anonymous number texted Evilmella back and said
- “Welcome to the Dollhouse. You want them dead? Kill The Dolls. -C”
- They also pinged her to a location
Hazel and Evilmella go to the ping which was The Russian Docks
- They see Leo on the ship
- They investigate the boat and see the Mirage Manager dolls, then get held up
- Priscilla showed up there to get shot down, Valentina dumped her body in the ocean
- The cops showed up due to the shooting, so they let Hazel go and took Carmella in a car to The Mirage
The Mirage Managers brought her down to HER box (mind you)
- They told her to get in the box
- Valentina asks her what’s her tea with her
- She follow-up questions asking why Leo chose to go to the police
- Leo says she only said she’d leave her body for the police
- One of the men runs down and says the cops are outside
- Urithrah comes down in a wedding dress telling them about the police
- Evilmella tells her to get them to leave
Leo, Christina and Valentina have a sidebar
- Christina tells the girls that this is kinda embarrassing
- Valentina asks where the real Carmella is
- Christina tells her that this plan was all ‘them’ — Leo and Valentina and she’s leaves cause ‘it’s not for her’

The kidnappers leave
- Urithrah runs down and tells them that she cuffed the cops and to start running
- Evilmella runs out to see LeAnn and Colt in cuffs
- Evilmella, Urithrah and Priscilla get in the car and leave
- They run it back because Urithrah has a gun and wants to shoot Valentina
- Instead she shoots at Colt accidentally and they get in a chase
Priscilla hops out of the car saying ‘she’s not apart of it’ and runs to call Bobby for help
Evilmella and Urithrah get in his car
She apologizes to Bobby for putting him in the box
- Bobby says it’s fine since it was an enlightening experience <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
- Evilmella says she’s no longer mad at him for putting him in the box
They successfully get away and get gas
- Colt and LeAnn were at the same gas station, they tried to stay discreet
- Bobby sneezes and they see Urithrah’s wedding dress so they run it back
- They get away and go to get changed
Evilmella calls Mr K and asks if she can borrow the PD rifle
- He says if they survive the Ramee prison break he’ll give it to her
Christina texts Evilmella
- She asks to talk … actually talk
- Evilmella is baffled and doesn’t want to talk
Evilmella realizes that once they kidnapped her, the temu Carmella L posts stopped #Caught….
- Priscilla calls Evilmella
- She tells her that while on the phone with Colt, she heard Rosa
- She tells her last time she asked about her, Evilmella told her she was on vacation…
Priscilla suggests talking to Rosa
- Evilmella says “sure… too bad we can’t find her…. well always!!!!”
- Evilmella tells her that Christina messages her and wants to help her
- Priscilla tells her that she wants them all dead and wants to shoot

Priscilla picks up Evilmella at Moore Club
- She tells her about the PD Heist from today
- Colt told Priscilla about it
- Priscilla suggests moving the equipment somewhere else just in case
Chris calls Evilmella
- She asks him to help hunt down Leo, Christina and Valentina
Evilmella mentions that when she was kidnapped, the girls said they had someone to open The Mirage doors
- Priscilla and Evilmella investigate the Mirage employee list
- No one owned up to it
Chris calls her back to tell her that Valentina works at Bahama Mamas
- She tells him that’s not true
- She goes on Yellow Pages to get Leo’s number
- Leo had Bahama Mamas in her YP bio….
- She realizes that Chris was right
The girls go to Bahama Mamas
- They go into the club and talk to Reign
- They find out that Leo, Valentina and Katie all work there
Evilmella and Priscilla go back to the club and try to hold open dancer auditions
- No one shows up, oh we fell off bad
- A guy named Victor Halbrecht comes in and asks about a position for security
- Evilmella says NO MEN. <:Carmiedadbod:915176376406003762>
Evilmella, Priscilla and Urithrah drive around to scout for dancers
- The see a girl and ask if she wants to dance at The Mirage
- She said she works at Moore
- Evilmella finds out that she now has a Catty impersonator in the IRC
- Priscilla closes the IRC
They stop at Al Dentes for food
- They ask the cashier if she wants to work at The Mirage, she says no
- They go to the clothing store to pick up Gigi
- All the girls go check out Moore Club
- Literal crickets oop
Evilmella and company drive around Mirror Park
- They see Lemon
- Urithrah asks her if she has any friends interested in dancing
- She mentions Val Entine
Evilmella has her ‘I look pretty good for a dead bitch’ moment and tells Val Entine, AJ and Halfway Home she’s alive
- She asks her if she wants to work at Mirage
- Val Entine says she works at Bahama Mamas
- Val Entine gets peer pressured to work at The Mirage by both parties
- AJ asks if he can have a position as a bartender
- NO MEN <:CarmieTrackBod:1076304583137169428>

Evilmella notices an Ari person on L saying Mirage is sexist
- Urithrah knows Ari
- She gets him down to the club
Ari shows up to the club and tries to plead his case and reasoning for the post
- Evilmella suggests trying to make an all-male club so women can enjoy their own space…
- She holds him up and tells him to delete his post
- She tells him to post ‘Mirage is very fucking sexist’
- He posts it with a ‘kissy face’
- Too bad she hates ‘kissy faces’— Ari gets shot and left at the club
Evilmella tells him to let everyone know “The Bitch is back” MWAH
- Evilmella and the girls find a pay phone
- She calls Leo
- Leo tells her Priscilla put a restraining order on her
Leo tells her to look into her inner circle
- Evilmella asked her where she’s getting her info from
- Leo tells her to ask Priscilla, she mentions the Humans Labs heist
Evilmella confronts Priscilla and Gigi for telling Leo everything
- Priscilla says everyone was after her
- She says she didn’t say everything
- Gigi says she never said robot
- Gigi says that this isn’t new information and she told her they said something
Urithrah intervenes and says arguing with eachother is not helping and this is what they want
- They all get back in the car and head to Bahama Mamas
They plan to ‘flashbang’ the club
They go to Evilmella’s apartment to test it out
- It definitely works!
Evilmella calls Ramee
- She asks him if he has anymore flashbangs
- He tells her that he has nothing
- She tells him that she still has her job and asks him if he wants to run it back
- He’s down
Evilmella and Urithrah go to Bahama Mamas
- It was empty except for dancers getting their pictures taken
- Evilmella felt bad and they decided to leave
The girls still wanted chaos so they went to The Cubby
- They poured gasoline on a pink car and blew it up
- As they drive away, Junior started shooting at her
- Ramee calls her
- She tells him to tell Junior to stop shooting her
- Ramee says they can do the PD Heist tomorrow
Priscilla tells Evilmella that Zoey told her Paris was calling her and Priscilla evil
- Ace calls Gigi and Taco calls Priscilla
- Ace asks why they’re shooting on ‘HIS’ block
- Taco joins in and him and Gigi start yelling back and forth
Evilmella suggests flash banging The Cubby
- Paris and Bobby are at The Cubby mourning the loss of ‘Sherbet’
- ‘Sherbet’ being the car they blew up
- Evilmella says “yeahokbye”

Evilmella and team go to Taco’s location
- They try to lift the garage door
- They couldn’t get it opened
- Novah drives up and she asks how to get in
- The door opens as soon as she asks…
They go into the garage and see Taco, Ace, Sal and friends holding guns
- Evilmella drops the flashbang
- A shoot out begins
- All the girls go down
- Police show up…
Taco and Ace pull up and get her in the car
- They take her to the hospital
- Evilmella meets a girl and asks her if she wants to dance at The Mirage
- She tells her she already does and asks for her number
Evilmella gets hit by a police car
- They did not stop, she asks another officer for their badge number
- He drives off
The girls try to rescue Gigi and Urithrah from police custody
- They see Gigi in cuffs getting escorted to the hospital
- Evilmella in a car and Priscilla on a bike, they wait for her and tell her on radio to run to either one
- Gigi was taken in custody anyways
Evilmella and Priscilla wait outside MRPD
- Evilmella wants revenge and asks Priscilla if she wants to rob the PD
- Instead, they pour gasoline on police cars parked outside and blow them up
The girls get changed
- She asks Priscilla if she wants to run it back tomorrow and rob the PD
- She suggests bringing in MSR Josh 🟥
- Evilmella goes to bed in The Mirage

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