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Recaps Evilmella Corset: Season Finale: Prodigy 2.5 May 27th
Evilmella — wakes up in the ICU
There is a sign above her bed
“Jane Doe— Call PD ”
There is also a note by her bed
“See you soon, Doll ”
She rips the note up Evilmella gets out of bed and wanders the hospital
She sees two officers downstairs
She tries to take the elevator down but it doesn’t work ooouuu A paramedic asks her how she’s feeling
She identifies her as “her Jane Doe ”
She tells her to go back to bed so she can ’check her out’
5 Officers run into the room
Octavia — Now an officer tells her she needed to contact the PD if she woke up The cops leave
The EMS tell her about her injuries
Evilmella asks to change clothes She plans to sneak out
LeAnn Cassidy and Corporal Narumi walk through the elevator before she gets the chance
Evilmella says she doesn’t remember anything LeAnn asks her name Evilmella says she doesn’t knowLeAnn asks if she has her phone on her Evilmella tells her she has nothingLeAnn tells her she’ll escort her to the phone store then bring her back to the hospital Evilmella ask if they have any leads on who did this to her
LeAnn tells her she has some ideasEvilmella buys two phones One being Carmellas phone, the other being Janes phone… Jane you’ll always be famous
The officers bring her back to her ICU room
Narumi watches her room… ouuLeAnn gives Evilmella her phone number and Colt’s number LeAnn tells her to have a nice day and to call her if she remembers anything
The EMS comes to her room and helps her with her pain — She gets Tylenol
Evilmella does not have the cocaine seed anymore…
Evilmella was labeled a Jane Doe due to no IDThe police say they’re going to fingerprint
The jig is up… Carmella Corset has been identified… on both hands
Piper Payne and LeAnn Cassidy are gaggedPiper and LeAnn don’t believe itParis and Liz walk into the ICUThey run out
The doctor asks if she’s a zombie????Evilmella falls into a deeper sleep in the icu…
Evilmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 21st
Evilmella wakes up at her house
She goes to get changed
She meets JPM and asks for a lock pick
She drives herself back Mirage
She checks on the box to see if Bobby is still in there— he wasn’t Evilmella calls Taco
She lets him know that Bobby spent the night in the box
Taco spreads the robot allegations once again saying she’s not Carmella Taco says she better find Bobby or he’ll ask the cops to look for her and Bobby Evilmella says whatever evidence he has, no one will believe him Evilmella tries to call Bobby Evilmella calls Ramee
She asks if he took Bobby out of the box
He said Paris did
She tells him about Taco threatening to call the police
Evilmella asks him to help put Taco in the box Ramee goes silent and says “Yo Taco , can we go on a drive for a second—“ Ramee tells Evilmella that Taco won’t come but he has Peanut
**Mr K, *Zolo * and Vinny walk in the club
Mr K tells her they have Peanut out front Evilmella says she wants Taco Ramee brings in Peanut and the rest of the boys go to hunt for Taco Evilmella and Vinny tell Peanut to get in the box
Evilmella tells him she just wants Taco Peanut tries to plead his case He said he was the only one looking for her Evilmella says she wants to steal from the MRPD Armoury
Vinny and Peanut tell her they can help herPeanut asks her if she remembers when she was Jane She says no, she was in the box
Peanut is #confused Evilmella and the boys go back upstairs and plan for the PD Heist
Vinny thinks they should do it ‘quiet’Vinny says this is beneficial for everyone including K for his court case He calls Mr K to the Mirage Evilmella tells the boys that Leo Cartier snitched to the cops so she wants to do this quickly before she gets fired
She tells Vinny about Taco knowing she was in the box
Vinny tells her that the people are saying she’s a clone Ramee and Mr K come to the club
Vinny explains the plan Mr K and Ramee are down Vinny sends Evilmella $20kEvilmella starts her ‘PD’ shopping list Evilmella and the boys change into their cop disguises in the Mirage dressing room
Evilmella puts on her blue wig… K, Evilmella, Ramee, Zolo and Vinny got ready to rob MRPD Evilmella opened the back door and Ramee, K and Evilmella went inside :Sneak: They walked into the armory and purchased a total of 159 unique items (Per Audit review by Knox )
An AR, bunch of parachutes, AR Ammo, 9 tasers, PD handcuffs, police shields, spike boxes, armor plates, medical kits, flashbangs, rifle ammo, etc.
Evilmella puts all her stolen equipment in her house, then runs out to go help in the chase
A very long chase ensued, Commish Colt Cassidy made the call for All PD units to pursue and apprehend them by any means necessary
While getting chased, Evilmella got 3 unknown calls, a ping to a location and a call from Colt Cassidy ….. Send Help.
After a boat gateway; K, Vinny, Zolo and Evilmella made it to Cayo Perico and managed to get all stolen pd gear out
Ramee unfortunately went to jail and was facing some heavy time in the prison
Evilmella calls Bobby to check up on himBobby tells her he's on the way to the hospital because he was starving to deathEvilmella learns that Hazel is aroundEvilmella checks the Mirage bank account and finds $272,505 in thereThis would make her cut $122,627
She posts on L that Mirage will be opening soon under new management
"Mirage is a place for men's wallets, not their emotions" <:nicki_holdlaugh:1081589751804604436>
Evilmella texts Hazel , and they agree to meet at Mirage Evilmella shows her the box and tells her that Paris and Taco kept her locked in the boxEvilmella explains everything that happened to Hazel
Hazel questions her about who Jane is, asking Evilmella if she's really Carmella Hazel also questions why her friends would lock her in the box to begin with "As long as the cops don't find out, I don't give a fuck"
Evilmella explains her original Cayo Perico plan, and Hazel asks for help with her warrant
Evilmella and Hazel go to City Hall to check her warrant reportEvilmella calls Valentina for an update Valentina says that the Mirage Managers
The Mirage ManagersEvilmella in the cage because she trusted other people instead of them Their phone call is interrupted by a mysterious car outside Mirage
Evilmella checks the car that parked out front but there's nobody in it…She takes her gun out and slowly approaches the door only to see….
Zaceed <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
Evilmella ditches the bus and gets a ride back to The Mirage
Evilmella finds out that Ada is a Busta …..Evilmella calls Ada and tells her everything is about to get worseShe talks on the Busta radio calling them boring… and no one gaf Ada meets Evilmella at The Mirage
She tells Ada she’s alive
She tells her about The Box ordeal
Ada tells her about the distressing experience working with men at The Mirage Ada told her she heard that Paris and London were in the box today
She tells her the context
She also tells her that Leo and Christina are fired
Ada tells her that Leo and Christina have always been good to her Ada asks is she was at The Colt Cassidy Guitar Session
Evilmella says well no, I was in the box Ada mentions Truth and Priscilla and Gigi with another girl who looked like her Evilmella says Truth is Gigi Zaceed texted Evilmella that him and London broke up
London said Evilmella is working for the mob and was calling him fake for being involvedCarmella Verity Variety Melissa Jennifer Love-Hewitt Jane Corset = Syndicate robot + mob ties + fake tattoo + MoleGate Evilmella calls Ari
Ari screams “Why don’t you leave me alone”Evilmella says she’s just checking in!She tells her that Paris ratted her out
Ari screams over the phone that she’s going to jail, she’s an evil bitch, she’s a terrorist and is worse than ”Chong Gong” … then hangs up Zaceed calls Evilmella to tell her about London
London told him that she’s not real, an ‘ai zombie’ and working with the mobEvilmella tells him to come to Mirage Arya walks into The Mirage
She asks her how she knows she real and not ‘one of the fakes walking around’
Evilmella tells her something only her and ”Carmella” would know
Carmella goes back to The Mirage
She busts the dressing room door open
Carmella goes through The Mirage TUNNEL??? THEY’RE REAL??She talks to Carmella out loud, looking into an empty glass cage
“I will find you Carmella , We are one”
Carmella you in danger girl Clonemella gets a call from a Bang Bang member that Finn is now awakeCarmella sees Vinny and Taco at the hospital
Vinny shows off his tattoosShe introduces herself as Jane Carmella goes to the Bang Bang house
She rings the doorbell and asks for Finn
Finn comes out and they start the ‘talk’She says stabbing her was real disrespectful
Finn runs away…. Oooo he’s scared Bo pulls up to the house
He asked if Ricky is around.. hm Finn changed into a new outfit and runs around the area on radio
his gang members call him out and he runs off… once again Carmella explains that he stabbed her and she just wants to talk not get violentFinn shows up in a construction outfit and Carmella clocks him
Carmella tells him that he was disrespectful Finn says she got the Southside treatment in the suburbs <:Carmiedadbod:915176376406003762>
Carmella says he has a masculinity problem and tells him to sitCarmella says she’s trying to get to the route cause of this Carmella asks Finn to sit again LOL
Halfway says he’ll sit and she can give Finn the $3 and fix this Carmella decides to make her way out, almost hits him with a car and blows up a bike Carmella goes to the Little Seoul Gas station and does he daily robbing
Halfway texts Carmella apologizing for Finn We really dgaf I’m crying Carmella goes to get changed
Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 15th
**Carmella **woke up at her apartment and rented a car
She drove to the clothing store for a new disguise
**Carmella **drove to Mirror Park and robbed a store
**Carmella **goes to Al dentes to look for **Rocco **but only finds *Shane Dawson* <:nicki_holdlaugh:1081589751804604436>
She went to spy on Mirage however it was empty so she left
She saw someone was busking in Mirror Park so she went there to support
While leaving, she is approached by 2 members of **BB **trying to rob her
She is stabbed by a man named Finn after she told them to sit down
A woman named **Lei **took her to the hospital
She tried to call **Rosa **but she didnt answer
Carmella calls Patar for a fortune telling session
Patar mentions his place of business near The Cubby Carmella says gtg bye!!! Carmella drives past Bang Bangs block
They were all gone
She notices a busker in Mirror Park
Short intermission Carmella drives away and see’s Kiki and Ricky Rizz
Carmella looks for a pay phone to call Patar backPatar tells her to meet at a dock in Grapeseed Carmella meets Patar at the dock
He introduces Jane
Patar tells her she has a past of darknessCarmella asks him what she’s supposed to do in this momentThe jellyfish says “go with your heart, people love you, stop dealing with mysterious people who bring you trouble”
He also says: “The people you hangout with are only breaking your heart and bringing you pain”
The jellyfish also says: “Only a few will lead you to truth and peace”
“There will be a man wearing green and a funny hat, make sure you don’t let this man take you away”
**Carmella **gets surgery from Dr. Roxie Carter
The doctor didnt successfully fix her tongue
**Carmella **tried to call **Hazel **but she found it difficult to talk
She called Terry who came and met up with her
Delilah offered her a tongue replacement from a spare tongue they had from a severed head <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831> They planned to hold a doctor hostage to perform the surgery
Delilah and the rest of Sidebar do surgery on Carmella in the MRI room
Thank you Juan Carlos for the tongue donation
Carmella starts making animal noises, then start growling like a goblin Carmella got her tongue but at what costJane Carmella tells them about how she lost her tongue and Street Bratz
They drive her to the Tattoo Shop Carmella calls Hazel
She tells her about her tongue getting cut off
She asks about the Street Bratz
Hazel tells her about a press conference being held at MRPD Carmella makes her way there
Carmella goes back to Ammunation to get the gun
$65 away help
She goes to Bahama Mamas to clean the bands Gio gave her
Carmella goes back to Ammunation and buys the gun with ammoShe goes to the hospital While driving around, Carmella falls off her moped
Mid chase, Tyrone stops to check if Jane
Carmella goes to change
In the parking lot she sees ESB Gio
She shows off her new gun Carmella notices a bunch of interesting people run into the clothing store Carmella meets Terry
They tell her they’re in a gang
Terry reveals he’s bald because of Bang Bang Jane Terry asks her to kidnap Kiki Jane Carmella gets into her goblin outfit
She calls him on a pay phone in a scary voice
Kiki screams over her in fear and she tells him to meet her at an anonymous ping Carmella drives to an abandoned mine shaft
She pings Kiki
She also pings Terry
Kiki shows up with a gun pointed at her
Carmella leads Kiki into the mine
She tells him she’s heard a lot about him
She asks him if he believes in coincidences
He says ‘Well no’ She tells him to choose between the left and right tunnel
He chooses right and she tells him to start walking and see what awaits at the end
Carmella tells Terry to come inside
Terry and his gang come in shootingThey down Kiki but Bang Bang are at the entrance shooting… he called backup
Ricky Rizz and Jane the Goblin have a stand off .. he asks her to put her hands up 5 timesShe leads him into the tunnel and he ends up shooting her Terry and his gang save the day by driving the car into the mines and downing Ricky Rizz Terry and company put her in the car and drive out the mine
The police were outside
The chase begins Carmella realizes her DNA will be in the cave…
After a close call, one of the gang members sacrifices himself Carmella gets dropped off at the hospital
She tells Terry she’ll call him later for the money
She goes to get changed
She goes to the beach and pings Terry Carmella realizes Terry isn’t coming…. Terry.
She meets a girl named Shadow Carmella drives to the graveyard to serve cunt
Terry calls her back She pings him to the university
At the hospital , Carmella sees Chatterbox outside on the phone yelling at Taco
Vinny appears out of nowhere and stabs Chatterbox Carmella helps him up and gives him a mission to do with Taco
Carmella sees Mr Ratchet and asks the clowns to ‘handle him’
She wants them to either kidnap him and give him to Jane Carmella gets treatment
Priscilla meets Carmella at the hospital Priscilla asks if she’s planning on telling Hazel Carmella says not yet.. Carmella tells Priscilla she hired The Clowns to stab Taco
Carmella tells her she will not be paying themShe tells Priscilla about the Chatterbox X Carmella beef lore
Priscilla tells her to remember what happened with Rocco Clonemella stirs the pot and tells Priscilla that Gigi seems ‘apprehensive’
She tells her Gigi thinks Priscilla is working with Ari to take her down
Priscilla says Gigi is pulling it out of her assCarmella says Gigi has a ‘big fat lesbian crush on her’ and trying to separate her and Priscilla Okayy Mean Girls reference Leo messages the Mirage IRC
She says anyone who enters The Mirage including management will be automatically terminated Priscilla tries to set the managers up and get them fired by telling Finch that the girls are working undercover at the club
She decides to wait for LeAnn
Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 12th
Carmella starts her day monologuing on a hill
She thinks it’s time for everyone to find out what they’re dealing with Carmella see’s Valentina on L talking about working at Burger Shot
She goes to Burger Shot to ‘throw a burger at her’
Valentina tells her about the protest happening at The Mirage Carmella robbed Little Seoul Gas Station for cash She then went to Mirage to leave a message on the outside
There was police tape lining the door, she cut it off and got to writing
She left a note to encourage the Mirage gitls with their protest
Carmella sees she has 6 cash rolls and goes to throw them at Bahama Mamas On the way she bumps into Bobby Porter
He tells her that he's not okay and she tells him that "a storm is coming"
Carmella meets Valentina and Val inside, and tells them her name is Jane Carmella has to throw fake money so they don't realise she's spyingShe decides to go to Al Dente's and meets Gator across the street
She mistook him for Rocco
Carmella leaves a blood stained message saying Rocco on the window of Al Dente's Carmella goes to the pier to see if she can find anybody interestingShe meets a grinder and asks him about Rocco , but he claimed to not know him
Carmella finds Clay on the yellow pages and finds out he's a cannibalShe calls him up and asks him questions about it
She then asks him if he knows Rocco , and gets stopped by Donnie Bagliano (?)
Donnie asks her why she's using a payphone and doesn't have a carShe says her name is Jane , and said he was checking to see if she needed help
Carmella manages to lockpick an expensive looking car in Red Garage Carmella goes to the hospital and hears Cau , Peanut , and Zacceed Peanut questions who she is, and she speeds off
Carmella started to get chased The boys hold her up, forcing her to say her name is Jane
They force Carmella to take her glasses off
Zacceed forces Peanut to leave her alone, saying he's weird and targeting a woman <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>Carmella gets her car fixed at Benny's and goes to rob another gas station Taco holds up Carmella for the car she stole…Carmella finds a bike, but needs to find a car as she's too out in the openShe finds a car similar to what she had before
She gets in with 5% left on her lockpick
Carmella attends the protest, they have signs and chantsPeanut is interrogating every woman there and asking for their namesHazel gives a thoughtful speech before Peanut hops on the mic and starts cryingPeanut says he feels that Carmella is right there after having a staring contest with herCarmella sees Hazel and Peanut talking alone at the protestHazel asks Carmella if she winks at Peanut , and she denies itLeo declares that the protest is moving to 10-42 They blast music outside the MRPD and Carmella does an anonymous 911 to get the police to see it
The Mirage managers talk directly with the police to get their jobs back
Ramee showed up and decided to play 'More Ways' … 6 times……. and a Drake remix…….
Carmella sees Paris and Ari hanging out on LShe is NOT happy at all
Carmella runs to the park and gets held up by Peanut He takes her to a bridge with Cau and Hazel
He doesn't believe that she's not Carmella
He calls her out on her phone usage, Carmella says she has a phone addiction
He questions about "T " in her phone, Carmella not even knowing as she saved everybody under random names
Peanut manages to connect Rocco to Verity to Melissa to Jane Rocco claims he doesn't know Jane , and Rocco says he doesn't know Verity after Rosa dealt with himHazel believes she's innocent, Peanut believes she's Carmella and Cau seems to be following Peanut 's leadCarmella tells Peanut that Rocco said he was looking for the Cartel when drunk and enragedPeanut starts to ask about all the numbers saved, Carmella saying that "G " is Goose Goose says that Jane has blue hair, Cau saying that it could've been Bris from beforePeanut dismisses Cau , gives her back her phone, and says that he misses herHe breaks down crying and wants to know why she's doing it and that the entire family misses her
Peanut offers to help her if she's in any troubleHazel tells her that she misses her and that she can let her knowShe says she wouldn't hold her reasons against her
Peanut drives off in her car with Cau and Hazel
Ari runs away, screaming ‘get away from me’
Priscilla tells Carmella she wasn’t thinking and she’s being carelessAri tells Carmella it’s all her faultPriscilla tells Carmella that she’s really mad at her right now and that she fucked up Priscilla walks away Carmella tells Ari she’s running away and telling Taco everything
Carmella runs around Mirror Park and finds a man named Goose She introduces herself as Jane
Goose helps her get money to change, get new hair, get a phone and then drops her off at The Golf Course Carmella goes to sleep