Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 July 7th

• Carmella wakes up at her house
• She goes to Mirage where she meets Peanut’s cousin — Cashew
• He asks for a lapdance
• Carmella gives him a lapdance which includes beating the shit out of him
• Carmella walks out of the club and sees Christina giving Cashew a lapdance in the Mirage alley
• Nicolai from yesterday messages her another apology — CG is coming …
• Carmella goes to The Cubby
• Her and Vinny beat Ellie while singing Happy Birthday — Queen
• Zolo, Vinny and Peanut check her pockets …
• Zolo realizes Carmella texted everyone she missed them, he’s not special
• Carmella takes Peanuts car and gets ammo at Ammunation
• Carmella goes to Southside Records
• Mario calls in a panic at she texted him she misses him yesterday
• Mario wants to find common ground
• She asks him for 10k
• Mario says he’s gonna find her, she hangs up
• Carmella goes to Mirage
• El-Fuego calls her mad that she didn’t call “HER MAN” when she woke up
• He wants to hangout later
• Carmella calls Shaza from BSK — She wants to talk about the robberies
• Carmella goes to BSK to talk
• Carmella explains the story to OTT
• He knows nothing about it
• BSK name drops all the girlies including Urithrah im crying
• Carmella gets out of there QUICK
• Carmella goes to Burger Shot
• Urithrah calls Carmella with a dilemma — She found the love of her life and she can’t track him
• Carmella and Urithrah drive around the town looking for her love — A southern man with a white shirt
• They try the ESB block and it wasn’t the same
• Carmella tells Urithrah about the Doll and Bo drama from yesterday
• Carmella and Urithrah join the CG boys in bike racing for 50k
• Just driving around at this point, instructions were very unclear
• She was #1 in our hearts
• The girls drive back to the city
• Zolo calls and Carmella was top 5 — She needs to come back and race again
• The girls go to the Hospital
• They see Mimoza — She has drama
• Carmella, Mimoza and Urithrah go to Mirage
• Mimoza tells them about her beef with Scarlet — El-Fuego walks in
• He tells her there’s a cop at her door taking pictures — NO NO NO NO
• They see her house has been locked down by John Justice — MR K DO SOMETHING
• She tells the boys in the irc— Vinny, Suarez, Peanut, Zolo and Mateo are on the way..
• John Justice calls and prepares her, they’re pulling up to raid her

Paris Argo TLDR June 25th: Sugar Apple

• Paris started her day by changing into her swag outfit.
• Paris picked up Jax.
• Ellie came up to Paris in the Cubby and told her Piper Rigs was a big fan.
• Piper was standing outside the Cubby and apologized to Paris for being so mean to her in the past. She did not know Paris was thee Paris Argo from AMN.
• Paris decided to be nice and gift her an AMN merch plushie.
• JJ showed Paris his new Barrio apartment, where he makes meth.
• Sammy called Paris about the Marina's jet ski race.
• Taco called Paris, she told him they should link up.
• Paris decided to spend some time with the gang.
• CG was in the middle of taking a group picture, as she walked in the Cubby garage… oh oh okay weird not to call her
• She joined the picture.
• Cops showed up.
• Paris went to help Mateo and Nebula with chase.
• She ended up not helping.
• London called Paris and told her the employee app was not working.
• Triple BBB (Paris & Taco) spent time together.
• Taco told Paris he's going to steal the Marina's event idea for T-Motors.
• Paris told Taco a bunch of Tenshi members left for Serpents.
• Ada facetimed Paris and told her Akira was on a date with a girl and was no longer with Ace
• Paris told Taco to run into a Tenshi member and ask why Logan was kicked out.
• They got stopped by cops, while trying to spy on CG at Chumash Pier.
• The cops got distracted by the shooting on the pier.
• Zoey Marie, Britney Hendrix & Dina Dixon hopped in Paris' car to escape.
• Paris found out that AJ wanted to shoot Dina because he is clingy.
• Paris did a Bobby strat and the casino strat. A classic.
• Paris radioed for help, so Zaceed helped them by picking up some of the girls.
• Zoey got tased but Paris picked her up and drove them out. WOOO
• Paris stirred between the girls and Nebula.
• Scarlett ended up getting shot
• There goes Zolo being a little tiny shady boots with the tired narrative that Paris' friends are botting their music plays.
• She asked him for the 10k he owes her for weeks now.
  • It was crickets from him.
• Paris joined a race.
• She finished 4/5
• Bob called Paris and told her that Mateo got jumped in the Cubby… it’s about time
• Paris hung out at the Cubby with Bob, Richard and Mateo for a moment.
• She hung out with JJ.
• Paris and JJ got a tarot reading from queen Saraphina.
• Paris & JJ did their first Forest hunt.
• Paris gave JJ deep lore information about her past.
• Paris started writing her diary entry.
• Paris and JJ went back to the Cubby, where they found an incapacitated Bob.
• JJ did a magic trick where he disappeared into a box (he F8'd).
• Paris left Bob to die, so she could tend to her garden.

Credit to <@447940062467063808> for the CG group screenshot

Paris Argo TLDR June 16th: Five Nights at London's (Good Ending)

• Paris, London, JJ and Jax went to Wu-Chang.
• Paris played a demo song.
• IT WAS FUCKING MISS BRAT REVAMPED GIRL GET THE FUCK UP!
• JJ was next, he showed the group a cover he made.
• Paris and London went to do a little shift at Mirage to help JJ and Jax clean their money.
• After JJ was done cleaning his money, they went outside because apparently Dona and Scarlet were fighting.
• Jax told Paris that London had to leave, but she would be back soon.
• They were going to do the date when she came back.
• Paris stayed to see the fight.
• After some back and forth between the two, Dona slapped Scarlet.
• Scarlet punched her and started fist fighting.
• Dona had enough and took out her gun, she downed Scarlet… don't mess with the queen.
• Paris tried to show off her jellyfish, but it seemed like it died…. falls to knees.
• Paris went to her apartment with JJ and Jax to put the jellyfish in a tank.
• She couldn't find the fish tank in the furniture catalog.
• Paris drove by the Cubby with JJ and saw K, Zaceed, Cau, Ricky and someone else down.
• Paris and JJ helped them get to the hospital.
• Paris helped K first hehe.
• While at the hospital, Zaceed told her to get Luther.
• She started punching Luther, but he pulled a knife.
• K and Paris shot him inside the hospital. 😊😋
• Paris stood in the hospital with the group for a little bit before a storm took all of them.. and we hope we never see Ramee again.
• Paris woke up and looked for the freaking fish tank… where the HELL is that damn fish tank 😠
• JJ let Paris know that the jellyfishes were alive again yay
• Paris went to see some Vinewood houses.
• JJ texted her saying he has a CRAAAAZYY gift for her.
• Paris went to his house to see… mmm I wonder what it could be…
• JJ gifted her all of the jellyfish she needed to complete her the collection.
• Paris did a little shift at Mirage.
• Paris left Mirage with JJ after one client… where are the people oh my god
• Paris and JJ got worried because they couldn't find London.
• They went out looking for her…
• Paris and JJ went to Parsons and met with Jax there.
• Jax told them that he got kicked out of the Bustas
• Paris, JJ, and Jax started getting ready for the date.
• Paris asked Billy about Jax.
• He told her that the Bustas would not be making any statements at this moment
• Tammy, Jesus, Daquan and Jax went to pick up London.
• Captain Dylan flew the group to Cayo Perico.
• Tammy drove London and Jax to the villa.

Paris Argo TLDR June 18th: Time To Clock Some Gags

• Paris woke up in her apartment at the Cubby.
• London was there too.
• They went for a quick outfit change.
• Ace called Paris asking her where the hell is she. okay damn.
• Paris made a BEAUTIFUL pride outfit 🩷 with devil wings?? uhmm…
  GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie just publicly came out ♥️ they/them/she/her is Poly Enby Temporarily Able Bodies Lesbian Demisexual.
• Paris attended the Wu-Chang meeting.
• People started taking their clothes off because there was no ac in the Wu-Chang building.
• Ace started clocking the people who came in late.
• Daphne asked who AMNoverBIMBOS was.
• Paris said that she has a lot of crazy stans.
• Ace was onto Paris and asked if it was her behind the Jackie Goop account, he asked to see her phone.
  • Paris denied the ridiculous allegations.
• Karnage said he was dropping a tune with Zolo later that night.
• SARA WAS AWAKE FALLS TO KNEES AND SCREAMS AND CRIES
• Everyone in the meeting starting introducing themselves…. I hate it here.
• Ace asked the people in the room what was the music scene like at the moment and how was everyone feeling about it.
• Ace wants 2 events a month for Wu-Chang.
• Ace said that music is secondary and that there needs to be other things done along with it.
• Gordon started getting defensive.
• Daphne woke up and chose violence in the meeting, first she came for Ryan, then Gordon.
• Ace made Gordon play his Peanut diss.
• Ace was being very shady towards Paris…
• 3/3 .WAV was in the meeting omg omg omg.
• Sara clocked Ace about K not being in the meeting right right whack him again for me.
• Ace mentioned that a new Wu-Chang building is in the works.
• Sara punched Kaleb and was SORRY about it.
• Paris saw in the CG IRC that cops were locking the Cubby and the apartments.
• Ace brought up the idea of Music Awards.
• Dona told them that Brazil was looking for an artist to perform AT 8 AM EST…AMN will not be going 🤣
• Daphne brought up an idea of making a "boy group competition"…. eating those Star 5 nachos
• Dona is now in charge of event management. queen queen queen
• Paris told everyone to NOT use AI for their song/album cover art… or else she was going to find them and shoot them.
• The meeting was finally over. Thank god.
• Paris and London filled Sara in on all the things she missed.
• JJ told Paris that he left Snow.
• He said he tried to speak with the gang, but they removed him from everything.
• Paris dropped JJ at the beach house, so he could talk with Ace.
• Sara left… bye
• London told Paris someone got in contact with her to do a floor plan of The Marina.
• The rest of the doors are now able to be locked yay yay.
• JJ called Paris and asked her if she could help him move some stuff from his house.
• Paris went to the city with London and Jax.
• Paris and London talked about how they think Sammy probably said something to Ace.
• Paris and London talked about JJ being interested in the Bustas and outgrowing Snow.
• London said that Jax told her that JJ seemed very sad and defeated about the situation.
• Paris and London met with Jax.
• Paris and London decided to do a little shift at Mirage and help JJ and Jax clean their money.

• Carmella watches the boys get raided from across the street
  • She takes her binoculars out
• Urithrah calls
  • She’s working a shift at The Hospital reception
  • Carmella says she’ll call her later
  • Daily Nut News asks for an interview
  • She gets recruited to news anchor
• Carmella and Peanut survey the area and report the shoot out
  • They play Smash or Pass with the cops on roofs
  • Carmella and Peanut interview a fallen officer and she splits around his dead body
  • They pivot to Red Garage
  • Carmella gets shot some how
  • The boys won period
• Carmella and Peanut interview the boys and the cops — Like Share and Subscribe
• Carmella and Peanut go get medical
  • He drops her off at The Cubby
  • Carmella tells Bobby to audition for Mirage in drag for the event tonight
  • Carmella and Zaceed go to The Jewelled Dragon
  • She asks Mr K for a pink chain
• Carmella gets her chain
  • Zolo and Peanut split the bill
  • She goes to get changed for the grand opening of The Jewelled Dragon
  • Carmella asks K for Mirage girl chains
  • He said he’ll get on it
  • Carmella gets paid 10k for being apart of the advertisement department
  • She also gets a 5k bonus— Free chain
• Carmella plans The Mirage hiring event
  • Scarlet Vixen auditions
  • She gets hired
  • Lorelei auditions as well
  • She gets hired
  • She finds out she’s a part of Oni..
• Queen Liz Anya performs
  • LizMella perform Twerkquake
  • Carmella gives Ada a lap dance— Courtesy of her man, Sammy
• Carmella, Liz, Priscilla. Urithrah and Paris gear up to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Liz goes in to check how many people are inside
  • Liz updates her saying there’s only people with bats— not guns
  • They went down…
  • Carmella was GSR Negative but got detained
• Carmella goes to court to fight her charges
• Carmella attends her PC Hearing
  • She represents herself
  • Carmella gives a brilliant opening statement
  • The judge was confused that the officers didn’t have a report written
  • Gag it, your honour
• Carmella brings Priscilla up to the stand as a witness
  • Carmella gives her closing statement
  • Carmella is found guilty on all 3 charges— RECOUNT THE VOTES, OPEN THE POLLS
• Priscilla uncuffed Carmella and they girls make a run for it
  • They all get in a car and get away
• Carmella calls Christina
  • She asks if she would want to come back to Mirage
  • Christina says well ofc
  • She gets rehired again
• Gordon posts on L at Bahama Mamas
  • She confronts him
  • He leaves and says he’s on his way to Mirage

Evilmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 24th

• Evilmella woke up at the apartments
• She goes to Mirage and sees a car outside
• She sees Urithrah and Teddy
  • Evilmella doesn't like the look of Teddy, and is hostile towards her
• Teddy says she came into Mirage to dance and asks for a job
• Evilmella goes into her office to post that Mirage is hiring
• Teddy comes into the office, and Evilmella instantly pulls a gun on her so she leaves
• Evilmella calls Zaceed , but he doesn't answer
• Evilmella puts a "list of bitches i'm killing" on the wall
• The list includes Rosa, Valentina, Christina, Leo, and "Pink hair bitch from monarchy" [The Queen]
• Evilmella texts Zaceed -> "I NEED HELP"
• Evilmella tries to guess Monarchy IRC, she doesn't seem to be getting close
• She asks the Mirage clients if they know about Monarchy
• They say that they're sweet and apologise for no reason
• Evilmella informs them that Monarchy are snitches
• Evilmella and Teddy talk outside after Evilmella forced her to leave
• Teddy keeps asking for Evilmella's name, and Evilmella takes it as her cue to leave

🇧🇷 ** AMN GOES TO BRAZIL ** 🇧🇷

• Paris, Sara, and Cloey Monroe (Bobby Porter) arrived at the Rio International Airport.
• While waiting at the airport, Bobby and Meat played chess.
• All the Venus musicians were at the airport.
• The artists were taken to their Airbnb (Argo manor).
• The girls changed their outfit colors to fit the Brazilian flag colors.
• Dan the #1 Obsessor, is in Brazil.
• Paris, Sara and Cloey-Bobby took some time to do a last minute practice.
• John Jackson called Paris and started beefing with Sara
• Naya took the girls to the airport and AMN continued to practice on the stage.
• Paris, Cloey and Sara met with their biggest fan Dan on the stage.
• Two Paris' exes were in the crowd tonight. scared
• Bob spotted a pair of slippers that were bread shaped.
• Angel visited Paris at the stage.
• He was more excited to see Bobby than her.
• The Venus concert started!
• Zoe Bee was in charge to opening the event.
• Nene Blue took the stage next.
• It's Mez's turn!
• It's time to party! Chesca took the stage.
• She performed Bubblegum, a new song from her upcoming album.
• Now the moment everyone was waiting for… AMN went on the Brazilian stage!
• They performed Inferno and Overdrive
• Dan was invited on the stage to do the Overdrive choreo with AMN
• It was Meat's turn…. bathroom break.
• Dante took the stage next.
• Christina was up next.
• The VIRAL Queen was up next! Nina Banks hit the stage.
  • Chesca joined **Nina Banks ** with her performance of 2BADGIRLS!
• Nina teased a new song called Bottle Up
• They're OTW! VIXIE was the last performance of the night.
• The artists took a group photo on the stage.
• The event is over! good bye Brazil 🇧🇷

• Carmella wants to know desperately if Ari spilled to Paris
• "If she does anything she's dead" - Carmella about Ari
• Priscilla suggests one final talk between the girls
  • Carmella says they can give it a try
• Priscilla asks Ari to come to Legion and says it's important
• She doesn't say it's for a talk, Ari says she has errands
• Priscilla says she doesn't have a life, and they'll meet in 20 minutes
• Priscilla is optimistic, Carmella is not
• Priscilla and Carmella see Paris in 10-42
• Paris is a performer
• Carmella goes into a parking garage to look for her moped
  • She sees Mr Ratchet, Tessa and Chatterbox in a car
  • Mr Ratchet asks if she has a gun
  • He holds her up for the gun
• Carmella gives her the gun then stabs him
  • Queen shit
• Priscilla and Carmella meet at Legion Square
  • Carmella tells her a talk with Ari wouldn’t solve anything
  • Priscilla feels like Carmella’s really dead
• Ada sends the picture of the note Carmella left on the Mirage wall to the IRC
• Carmella confronts Ari for hanging out with Paris
  • Priscilla tries to get them to talk it out
• Ari thinks Priscilla wants to have the conversation but she doesn’t want to do it alone
  • She says that’s not the truth
• Priscilla asks what made Ari change her mind
  • She says it’s cause she got stabbed and Carmella is acting erratically

• While pickpocketing she found 2 folded cash
  • She goes to Bahama Mamas to make some money
  • The dancer mentions a funeral happening today
  • She mentions Carmella
  • She realizes she cannot throw the 2 folded cash and leaves… dip dip dip
• A blonde queen gives Carmella $100, she’s now up $129 …. W Bruh
• A girl at the Little Seoul Gas Station takes money out of the atm
  • She gives her $100 cash
• She goes to Ammunition to see if she has enough for a knife
  • Not enough money… anguish and despair…
• Carmella goes back to the pier to pickpocket
  • A guy runs up to her and asks her what she’s doing
  • He thought she was selling
• Carmella runs to get changed
  • She saw Ellie at the Moore Clothing Store so she runs
  • She kicked a local off his bike to steal it, he had a gun…
• She lock picks a car and drives to get changed
  • She sees people on L talking about her funeral
  • Valentina and ”El Patron” don’t believe she’s dead
• She drives to Legion and sees Bobby Porter
  • A girl comes up to her and says hi
  • She looks away and Bobby starts screaming at her to join the race
  • The girl gives her some food, some joints and tells her to “Be safe on the road!”
  • Literal seconds later she gets run over by a garbage truck.
• While driving, she notices a dead body in the back of her car
  • She turns around and sees herself?
  • Mama… Carmella clone behind you
  • The body disappears…..
• She goes to the canals to splash her face with some water and regroup
  • She gets back in the car and Carmella 2.0 is back in the car
  • She flings herself out of the car and runs away

Carmella Corset: NoPixel 4.0 April 14th

• Carmella wakes up at apartments
  • She checks her messages
  • She missed Party Hardys wedding
  • Deek, a man who she promised to decorate for, asked her to call him a month ago, oooouu
• Gigi calls Carmella
  • She picks her up from apartments
• Carmella sees Goofy at apartments
  • She asks if he remembers her
  • He says yes (he lied I fear)
• Gigi and Carmella go to Snr Buns
  • They see Carmine
  • Carmella falls for him and his new lace front wig ONCE AGAIN
  • Carmine serenades her with his ‘ostrich queen’ song
• Carmine tells Carmella there’s another woman, Raya
  • Carmella has a breakdown and runs away
• Carmella sees Chatterbox outside Snr Buns
  • They fist fight and he drives off
• Carmine calls Carmella to tell her he lied about Raya
  • His real lover is the chief of police
• Carmella and Gigi see Pixie at the hospital
• Carmella and Gigi decide to throw a ‘Bikini Carwash Bake-a-thon Twerk-a-thon’ to raise funds to get their criminal records expunged
• The girlies go to get a gun from a seller
  • Carmella asks to see the gun
  • She holds up the two guys and they drive off with the gun
• The guys chase after them
  • Carmella attempts to blow up the guy with a gas pump
  • Apparently that doesn’t work anymore and Carmella gets shot
  • Gigi also goes down
• The police show up and GSR test them
  • They come back GSR positive and get cuffed rip
• Carmella gets searched and asked who Bobby Porter is
  • She had his ID on her
• The police had to break off and let them go

• Carmela walks up to a man in a purple car
  • Her plan was to ‘shove a shot gun in his mouth and rob him’
  • Unfortunately he was too nice so she moved on
• A man on a motorcycle gives her a ride to PDM to get her a car
  • His name is Anthony
• Carmela and Anthony get to PDM
  • She sees the man who banned her the last time she was awake ooouuu
  • She inquires about a million dollar car that she definitely has
  • She needs proof from her bank to get the car
• Carmela makes small talk
  • She asks if they know Zoey Marie
  • It gets awkward so she runs away
• Carmela runs into the road and finds an officer
  • She tells him a man in ‘a purple car’ robbed her and put a shot gun in her mouth
• The cop said ‘nice’, Carmela kicks him off his bike and he cuffs her
  • A pink haired queen knocks him out and Carmela makes a run for it
  • She hides for a bit but he finds her and puts her in a car with officer Tyrese White
• Tyrese takes Carmela to the hospital for medical
  • Pink haired queen makes an appearance and gets into the cop car with them
  • A shootout happens at the hospital, sadly no one made a tiktok
• Pink haired queen gets out of the car and downs Carmela’s arresting officer
  • Pink haired queen gets cuffed

• A doctor takes Carmela out of the car while Officer Tyrese gets Pink haired queen medical and she runs down the freeway to safety
  • Carmela finds herself in the South Side screaming for help to get out of cuffs
• A man at Mosleys gets her out of cuffs, HES A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH
• Carmela goes to the clothing store to hide her ankle monitor
  • She dies???? But continues to change, the show must go on
• Pink haired queen, Beatrice tweets at Carmela
  • “WHOEVER THAT QUEEN WAS IM BREAKING YOU OUT OF JAIL”
• Broke man finds Carmela running in the road and tells her Beatrice is at the hospital
  • Carmela finds pink haired queen #2, Margo at the hospital
  • Margo tells Carmela about seducing her way out of arrests and they exchange numbers
• Beatrice was not at the hospital, Carmela is in desperate need of reuniting her
  • She finds Beatrice and they decide to get revenge on the cop
  • Margo pulls up, gets her in the car and they are now in a chase with Carmelas arresting officer
• In these times of strife, Carmela decides to get on instagram live…
  • Carmela goes down
• Carmela and Margo get transported to Lower Pillbox
  • The girls get put into cells
  • Margo gets sent
• Carmela gets sentenced to jail for 40 months