Carmella Corset: NoPixel 4.0 April 14th

Carmella wakes up at apartments
- She checks her messages
- She missed Party Hardys wedding
- Deek, a man who she promised to decorate for, asked her to call him a month ago, oooouu
Gigi calls Carmella
- She picks her up from apartments
Carmella sees Goofy at apartments
- She asks if he remembers her
- He says yes (he lied I fear)
Gigi and Carmella go to Snr Buns
- They see Carmine
- Carmella falls for him and his new lace front wig ONCE AGAIN
- Carmine serenades her with his ‘ostrich queen’ song
Carmine tells Carmella there’s another woman, Raya
- Carmella has a breakdown and runs away
Carmella sees Chatterbox outside Snr Buns
- They fist fight and he drives off
Carmine calls Carmella to tell her he lied about Raya
- His real lover is the chief of police
Carmella and Gigi see Pixie at the hospital
Carmella and Gigi decide to throw a ‘Bikini Carwash Bake-a-thon Twerk-a-thon’ to raise funds to get their criminal records expunged
The girlies go to get a gun from a seller
- Carmella asks to see the gun
- She holds up the two guys and they drive off with the gun
The guys chase after them
- Carmella attempts to blow up the guy with a gas pump
- Apparently that doesn’t work anymore and Carmella gets shot
- Gigi also goes down
The police show up and GSR test them
- They come back GSR positive and get cuffed rip
Carmella gets searched and asked who Bobby Porter is
- She had his ID on her
The police had to break off and let them go

The police take the girls to the hospital
- They forgot to uncuff them
- Carmella runs into the street looking for someone to uncuff her
- The guy they robbed pulls up oooouu
- Carmella passes out again
When Carmella gets up AGAIN, the man, Steven Frenchie takes them to the station to get uncuffed
- No one was there
- They go to Snr Buns to look for police
- No one was there X2
Steven drops them off at the KTB block
Sparky Kane calls Carmine and asks him to come down to uncuff them
- Carmine says he’s busy and he loves Carmella as a friend
Finally a cop, officer Malcom Dakota comes down to uncuff them
- One of the Ballas give them a ride to City Hall
- They show up to Carmines court case
Carmella finds out Carmine has proposed to multiple people while she has been gone
- She punches him in the middle of the court room and makes a run for it
They run back to the Ballas block
Carmella gets a call from Dante responding to her gun ad
- They meet at Legion Bank
- Dante and Gigi know each other so they scrap the scam plan

Party Hardy calls Carmella in shambles over her missing his and Chescas wedding
- They catch up and he fills him in about the wedding
The girls go to Snr Buns for food
- They see Ember depressed on the floor
- They find out she’s 5 million in debt and burned Chatterbox and Ray Monds chairs
Carmella and Gigi decide to retaliate against Carmine
- They go to the station and call Chief of Police, Turner
- Carmella tells him his life is in danger and to come down to the station for a chat
Carmella tells Turner that Carmine has been plotting to poison him and take over his spot as Chief
- Turner tells her Carmine is looking at jail time for contempt in court
- Turner believes it and tells her, he will look out for this
Carmella sees Flippy in passing
- Flippy leaves because “if he talks to Carmella for too long, she will start to ask for money”
Carmella and Gigi decide to torment the clowns by blowing up The Fun House
- They decide they can blame this on Ember
They show up to an empty Fun House and start pouring gasoline everywhere
- People show up outside and they freak out and hide
- After hiding for a bit they realize they aren’t clowns
- They finish the gasoline trail and get in the car
Their car catches on fire
- Carmella talks to the loiters outside The Fun House to distract them
- Their names are Lucas and Meow
The girls move the trail at the back of the house
- The car blows up AGAIN and takes them both out
- Meow and Lucas take the girls to the hospital

Carmella reunites with Alana Reviews outside the hospital
- She suggests doing a bank truck
Alana takes them to her gang house
- They see Steven outside
- They go meet Steven and his friend who they robbed before for a talk
- The talk goes well! No shooting!
Alana, Gigi and Carmella do a jewelry store robbery
- They take Ember hostage
- During the job, Ember calls the police and name drops Gigi and Carmella
- Carmella shoots her in the foot and they get away with no cops
While robbing, a guy calls Carmella about her gun ad
- Operation scam is back in the works
- They meet at Legion Square Bank
- The girls hold him up and rob his gun from the trunk
The girls do a bank truck job
- Alana does thermite but messed it up
- Alana goes to get some more while Carmella and Gigi protect the truck
- Alana comes back and successful does the thermite
- Carmella runs out of ammo and a guard shoots her down, a win is a win
While all this was going down, a guy was blowing up Carmella’s phone to buy a gun
- After extending the time for like 20 minutes, she goes to meet him at Snr Buns
- Turns out it was the guy from Legion Square Bank who they robbed
- He holds her up but then lets her go
After the incident, Carmella runs around Snr Buns aimlessly with a gun in her hand
- The police get called and chase her
- Carmella gets cuffed
Carmella gets sent to the cells and waits for a lawyer
- Her lawyer, Paul shows up to represent her
- She gives him the TLDR of her day
Paul goes to negotiate with the officers, but Carmella pleads guilty
- Just fuckin send me bruh…

Carmella goes to jail and meets Captain French who helps her get situated in jail
Carmella meets King of Bolingbroke Xander
- Xander gives her his lore on why he has no limbs and why he’s the king of Bolingbroke
- Mr Ratchet and Carmella briefly catch up
- Carmella then gives Xander the Chatter-Mella villain origin story lore
Carmella calls Alana updating her on her jail sentence
- She decides to sleep off the rest of her time in her bunk
Carmella goes to sleep in her cell

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