Evilmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 24th

Evilmella woke up at the apartments
She goes to Mirage and sees a car outside
She sees Urithrah and Teddy
- Evilmella doesn't like the look of Teddy, and is hostile towards her
Teddy says she came into Mirage to dance and asks for a job
Evilmella goes into her office to post that Mirage is hiring
Teddy comes into the office, and Evilmella instantly pulls a gun on her so she leaves
Evilmella calls Zaceed , but he doesn't answer
Evilmella puts a "list of bitches i'm killing" on the wall
The list includes Rosa, Valentina, Christina, Leo, and "Pink hair bitch from monarchy" [The Queen]
Evilmella texts Zaceed -> "I NEED HELP"
Evilmella tries to guess Monarchy IRC, she doesn't seem to be getting close
She asks the Mirage clients if they know about Monarchy
They say that they're sweet and apologise for no reason
Evilmella informs them that Monarchy are snitches
Evilmella and Teddy talk outside after Evilmella forced her to leave
Teddy keeps asking for Evilmella's name, and Evilmella takes it as her cue to leave

Evilmella drives by Monarchy block to scope it out
She sees a CG car and follows it, running into Curtis
She asks him for whereabouts on Zaceed
Speak of the devil, Evilmella recieves a call from Zaceed
She told him to call back when he was finished robbing PDM
Urithrah called Clay to see if he was around, and he actually answered
Evilmella decided that she wanted to call Clay herself about the AR
He says he's only fourth-in-command, so she needs to speak to the king (Cosmo) to get it back
She searches for Cosmo at the city hall and there's two results, but neither of them have a record
Evilmella calls Bobby and tells him that she's itching to stab somebody
Clay tells Evilmella that "Cali" isn't around after Evilmella asked for the pink-haired member
Evilmella and Urithrah decide to go manhunting around the city
They meet Ace and Bobby in the cubby
Ace says that Evilmella scares him, and Evilmella asks about him and Gigi
Urithrah, Bobby and Evilmella go on a journey to find a radio
They find Draco, and he gives a radio to Urithrah
Evilmella asks why Katie was kicked from Hades
- Draco says he wouldn't be mad if her [Katie's] body washed up
Bobby and Urithrah do brief karaoke in 10-42
They all go to the prison to check and see which CG members went down for the PDM
Zaceed was arrested… and he asks why Evilmella wasn't there to help him
Zaceed said everybody in CG let him down <:CarmieTrackBod:1076304583137169428>
Evilmella says that once he's out, her and Zaceed will go get her AR
- He agrees, and it's a plan!

Evilmella decides to threaten random numbers on the YP
Evilmella is upset that Priscilla texted Urithrah before her
They get pulled over, but Urithrah fakes being pregnant so they can leave faster
They speed off and instantly get chased again
The PD have 3 cars and guns pointed to them
They get boxed in, and Evilmella runs away
- Evilmella is wearing a red dress, and hears the PD say "go for the red one"
She manages to get in the water and start swimming #Fishmella 🐟
She gets out, only for the PD to be waiting on her…
- Back in the water we go!
Evilmella gets out of the water, only to have to go back in because of the amount of PD
The PD are beating her every time she comes up for air
Despite having the PD and boats chasing her, Evilmella made it into Priscilla's car
They get into Urithrah's car, but there's no communication on Bobby's whereabouts
Evilmella says that if she catches Croc in a cop car, he's getting killed
Evilmella picks up a Bang Bang member called Alex after he was being chased by the PD
She crashes on the Cassidy Trail, running away and leaving Alex to fend for himself
Evilmella got out and stole a truck, only to go back and save Priscilla
Evilmella and Priscilla have one PD on them, and decided to shoot him
Priscilla went down, Evilmella had to drive away with only Air 1 on her
- Evilmella can't get in contact with anybody, and her car is completely broke
- The PD began shooting her
Zaceed had a plan to collect Evilmella from Red Garage
The plan failed as her car stalled, but nonetheless Evilmella got in his car
They have Air 1 on them
Zaceed and Evilmella are out, and Bobby needs to get Priscilla at the hospital

Evilmella plans on holding a cop up in order to get Priscilla
Unfortunately, she can't as Priscilla is instantly placed in a cop car
Evilmella follows the car she's in, but it's no use as they take her straight to the PD building
Evilmella shoots at the PD building, resulting in her being chased again
Bobby is her help throughout this, on the phone the whole time
Evilmella attempts to go up through the construction site and jump onto the highway to see Bobby
The plan fails, and she has to continue the chase solo
Bobby wants to do a 'Suarez pit' to let Evilmella free
"High speed, high octane hits"
It mostly works, with it sparing Evilmella time
The chase is very tense, with the PD and Bobmella equally pitting one another
Evilmella has to get into Bobby's car due to the condition of her own
They got out!!
Evilmella calls Priscilla and learns that she's in the MRPD cells awaiting her charges
They got found again, only to instantly lose them <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
Zaceed meets up with Bobby and Evilmella
They want to kill some cops, Evilmella wants to target a blonde cop who was beating her down in the water

The cop they find is Croc
Evilmella holds him up and puts him in Bobby's trunk
Bobby gets identified by Croc and asks him to join CG
Croc is angry as they responded to a code 4 called by Colt
Croc says that he tells the PD to take traffic stops more serious as it's the most likely time for PD to be kidnapped
Croc thinks Zaceed is Ramee <:nicki_holdlaugh:1081589751804604436>
Croc explains why they pulled guns during the traffic stop
Croc says that if Evilmella wants peace, she needs to make a difference
"Tell them the armoury robber is coming back for more" - Evilmella
Evilmella shoots him in the face and leaves with Bobby
Everybody got out safely after changing
Urithrah tells Evilmella that Ace has been talking bad about Gigi in Mirage

Evilmella starts shooting outside Mirage to get the attention of the people inside
Evilmella goes in… and it's empty
Evilmella hears about Priscilla's sentencing and goes to see her
As they drive to Bowlingbroke, Bobby says they were getting chased
- Bobby says the people Urithrah made the call about— Taco and Ace are following them
- Evilmella calls Taco asking what he said
- Taco said he didn’t say anything about Gigi
- Urithrah says she lied for fun
Priscilla wasn’t even in prison yet
- Evilmella decides to go for Taco
- Taco facetimes her saying he sees her
- Evilmella realizes she’s the only one equipped for this fight
Evilmella and company find Taco and friends on the highway
- Taco asks for an apology
- She says “For what?”
- She tells him to “Watch his sugar”
Taco starts to hit Evilmellas car
- She gets out and starts to shoot at Taco
- Taco and company down the whole car including Bobby <:carmieFrog:1078114999760846898>
- Ace shouts “Save her, save her”
- He puts her in Taco’s car
- Urithrah starts shooting at Taco and he goes down as well
- Ace and JJ “Snow Gang?” gets everyone out but Urithrah
- Ace tells her that he wasn’t letting her ‘go down like that’
- Evilmella reveals she was only flirting with him for fun 😭
- Evilmella plans to save Urithrah

Urithrah goes to the hospital
- She wasn’t even in cuffs
- Evilmella sees Leo and Christina run by
- Leo and Ricardo were talking in the hospital
- She does a ‘drive by read’ telling Ricardo not to talk to that “fake bitch”
Evilmella facetimes Taco
- She asks where JJ is
- Taco tells her that JJ is apart of “Snow” which is a gang
- Taco also tells her that JJ is Ace’s little brother and to ‘breathe’
- Evilmella recognizes he’s at H&O and says Ace is about to be an orphan— She hangs up…
Evilmella gets on radio to call for Bobby
- He’s crying cause Taco shot him
- He said “Nevermind I’m okay”
- Bobby tells her where JJ’s gang turf is
Evilmella finds Snow Gang’s block
- She holds up a girl with pink hair
- She tells her to get JJ to the block right now
- She tells JJ not to go outside over radio
- Evilmella says “Oh! Oh okay!” then shoots her down and makes a run for it #WarMella
Snow Gang is now following them
- Evilmella guns it up Los Santos Freeway
- The girls get away
Evilmella and the girls get a new car and she tweets out “FUCK SNOW GANG”
- The girls go to Mirage to change
- Moral of the story: Don’t call Taco big
Evilmella calls Bobby to check in
- He was racing, screams then hangs up
- Evilmella sees a cop, pulls over and says “Heyyyy, How you doing”
- The cop drives away and Evilmella head pops… #CrocVoodoo #TacoVoodoo #JJVoodoo #JobeseVoodoo
- Urithrah and Ricardo start to get on Evilmella’s nerves
- She holds them up and leads them into The Box and leaves them in there
- She starts shooting around the club to make sure the cops come

Evilmella decides to go find Priscilla
- She drives up to Bowlingbroke
- She sees Hazel and tells her she shot Croc
- Tommy Puff screams out “Is that Carmella?!-”
- He says “I thought you were dead”
- Evilmella says she couldn’t hear him and if he wants to talk then to find her after
- Urithrah texts her that police are at Mirage and she won’t snitch
Priscilla gets out and starts to fight a pink hair girl
- Evilmella jumps in
- Her and Priscilla knock her down but then they both get knocked down
Priscilla tells Evilmella she was “Tommy Puff’s bitch” in jail
- Evilmella tells Tommy to be careful on the outside
- JJ calls her asking her why she’s pulling up on her block
- He tells her to ‘pull up’
- Evilmella gives her the tldr on Snow Gang
Taco facetimes Evilmella
- She answers and tells him to fuck off
Evilmella and Priscilla go to The hospital
- The girls see Shannon and her friends in a car INSIDE the hospital
Evilmella gets a text to not come to Mirage since cops are asking about her
- She goes anyways!
Evilmella calls Ricardo
- Ricardo tells her that the cops were asking about Catty and if that was her real name

Evilmella picks up Urithrah, Ricardo and Priscilla from the barbershop
- Evilmella says she wants to drive by the Monarchy block and rob one of them for a gun
- Priscilla calls Tyrone for a gun
- He promises her a PD gun, girl who is gonna be okay!
The girls follow a cop and Priscilla gets out to rob them
- Zoey was in the cops custody
- Priscilla saves her and puts her in the car
- The girls get away successfully and u cuff Zoey
Evilmella gets a call from Cody from Snow Gang
- He says he’s the leader and walks to talk
Evilmella picks up Urithrah from the hospital
- Evilmella calls Cody from Snow Gang
- He tells her to come to their block to talk
- The girls talk but ask’s him to bring JJ out
- She asks to speak to the leader Sammy
- Cody says she’s in jail
Evilmella decides she’s heard enough and leaves
- After an awkward exit, Evilmella takes a nap
- She wakes up at Bowlingbroke
- She seesKatie and asks if she knows Sammy
- She gives her Sammy’s number
- Katie asks if they’re good
- Evilmella says no but she’ll deal with her later

Evilmella calls Sammy
- She doesn’t answer
While waiting for a pick up, Evilmella pranks a gang by pretending to shoot their member
- Ricardo, Urithrah and Priscilla pull up
Priscilla confronts a man with an ugly coat for shooting at her while getting chased
Evilmella goes to the hospital
- Colt and his mother are also at the hospital
Priscilla says she wants to rob Burger Shot
- Zoey tells them to get in the car
- Burger Shot was closed….
Evilmella goes back to Bowlingbroke
- Sammy was booked for 35 months
Evilmella calls it a night

<:heartpink:724007654015500308> Credits: <@755802715984101456> <@966815678634004581> & The Rest of The TLDR Team

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