• Jonavan and his team are on the case
• Carmella is paranoid…
• She’s been getting dolls all day… Labubu’s are demonic confirmed
• Carmella and the team get on the road and check the spots
• She sees a man outside the building and asks if he’s texted anyone lately — Just his wife..
• Carmella gets another text from the number
• They confirmed it was The Marina
• The person texting says they remembered the interaction and wanted to reach out …
• Carmella and Jonavan go to The Marina
• She finds a guy fishing on the pier
• Jonavan thinks they know she’s contacted them and is trying to throw her off
• They find two other people who don’t know anything about texts
• Victor has a theory that the people they saw outside the office could be the eyes for the person texting her
• The person texts her back
• “I mean no harm at all. the texts were never meant to scare you”
• Carmella asks who they are and to send a selfie
• Carmella believes they’re texting off a burner and switching sim cards
• The team suggests waiting by a payphone and calling them whenever they text back
• A Serpent member calls and tells her that his boy is being falsely accused of being a serial killer— It’s a man who was dared to try and rizz her… OPEN THE SCHOOLS
• When he realized she was scared HE got scared of being shot up by Chang Gang ….. baby
• The alleged killer and his boy are coming to The Marina to talk
• The boys show up
• The ‘killer’ was Nikolai
• He’s new to the gang… This was a gang initiation?
• #SerialKillerRizz
• He apologizes
• She asks for gas money for making her drive around the city looking for him..
• She gets 5k
• Carmella says they don’t have to be scared of CG because she’s scarier..
• Pink haired man wants to get a job at Mirage
• Carmella asks if he knew Grape
• He didn’t
• Moral of the story— Carmella lives another day
• Carmella pays the team $7k
• Carmella goes to bed

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.6 July 3rd

• **Carmella **wakes up at her house
• She goes to Mirage to get changed
• She goes to the barber shop to see it has been gentrified
• … messaged asking if they can postpone the event until Friday…… Carmella said hell no
• She runs into LeAnn at the gas station and says hi
• Suarez tells her that Zaceed is getting married….?
• She ran all the way to The Cubby and asked to rob Bahama Mamas
• As they were leaving 4 cop cars pulled up trying to detain them
• CG got out and started to shoot the cops….. Carmella was running around scared
• Zaceed tells her about planting bombs at his wedding venue
• As they all go to Bahama Mamas they see everyone leaving
• They decided to chase the dancers down…. as Carmella held them up she got scared as a cop pulled up
• She said fuck it and robbed them…. they had $7….
• They all go to Mirage to rob it
• They rob an ESB members chain
• Mr. K gets locked in the box
• Carmella tried to call Jozef to see if she could pay for a Mirage makeover
• Carmella and Richard decide to hang out
• They talk about her current roster
• They get pulled over by Finch
• Carmella got out and shot so the cops chased them
• Carmella and Richard get into grinder outfits
• She calls Ellie and asked her about Axel
• Ellie approved and said he seems hooked
• Carmella, Paris and Richard went to the Barbershop
• No more blue haired Carmella
• Urithrah calls and they talk about Cayman and how she found him at the Apartments
• Carmella, Paris and Richard, meet up with Urithrah and Cayman at the Apartments
• Cayman explains that he wasn't really dead for 2 years
• Just a prank <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831> He's just been in Turkey
• Is this the real Cayman? The group goes to the Hospital to get a blood test done
• There are no doctors for a DNA test
• They go to Humane Labs instead
• Richard collects samples from Cayman
• The test comes back and… Cayman you are the fath… the real you!
• Ellie calls Carmella and asks her to help with Ollie's makeover for her wedding
• The group goes to Mirage before meeting for the makeover
• El Fuego stops by the club
• The girls go to the Barbershop to give Ollie her wedding makeover
• El Fuego calls to be Carmella's wedding date after she posts on L looking for a date
• Leo calls, Shannon might have made someone quit from Mirage oop
• The girls get their hair & outfits together for the wedding
• Carmella plans to take both El Fuego and Axel as dates to the wedding (Axel doesn't know yet)
• Quick trip to the Hospital
• The girls hold a slumber party at the __Argo Mansion __ and Mario, Shannon, and Bobby get invited over
• Time for truth or dare & prank phone calls!
• Zaceed calls Carmella to ask if she can help Ollie plan the wedding
  • Carmella says no since she's at the slumber party
• Zaceed threatens not to give her a pink labubu
• Carmella agrees to call
• She is not calling her - me when I lie <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>

• Shannon and Carmella talk about drama at Mirage from the night before
• Shannon fought with a girl named Delilah — Delilah asked for a leave of absence
• Leo already told Carmella about it Pretends to be shocked
• Shannon asks for a bonus
• The group go to get ready for Zaceed’s wedding at Strawberry Gas
• Carmella gets multiple calls asking to be her date for the wedding
• So far it’s El-Fuego, AJ, Tyler and Zaceed— The groom
• AJ event wants to colour coordinate with her
• Paris stops at The Cubby to get a microphone
• She’s collected two more wedding dates, Zolo and Mateo
• They get to the event and Zaceed tells Carmella that Ollie ghosted him
• He doesn’t want to waste the event and suggests they should get married
• She says well no— Zaceed hangs up
• Weddings back on, Carmella and Vinny go back to the event
• Bobby officiates the wedding
• Zaceed texts Carmella mid ceremony that she can object if she wants
• Carmella objects from Priscilla’s peer pressure
• Zaceed gives her a Labubu and someone blows up a gas tank
• Everyone flees — They come back to finish the wedding
• Ricky Rizz objects and CG starts shooting up the wedding
• Carmella wakes up on the floor passed out
• A guy named Thad drives her to the Hospital
• She meets up with the girls
• Leon asks for a job at Mirage — He’s hired
• El-Fuego picks her up
• Carmella updates him on the wedding that he MISSED mind you
• They come to an agreement on an open relationship
• All he asks is for honesty on what she’s doing
• Carmella meets Priscilla
• The girls go to get changed for the Stripper Fighter Event
• Zaceed texts her that ”Zarmella will never die”
• The girls go to Mirage
• They lead people into the basement for the event
• Valentine Dolla performs
• The fights start— Carmella goes against Scarlet and wins
• She then goes up against Shannon and she loses
• Mid event Mona from Hades calls her to let her know that Axel is cheating
• Carmella texts Axel to leave her alone
• Carmella and the girls go to get changed at VU Clothing Store
• Trey and BSK come into the store and insinuate stealing Priscilla’s chain
• Carmella and the girls shoot them down and take their car
• They get chased by BSK and drive their car into the water
• They get away
• Zolo calls Carmella and tells her that Piper is on the block ‘hanging out’
• Shannon, Priscilla and Carmella run to The Cubby to scare her away
• The girls meet at The Cubby
• Shannon talks about firing Monica and looking for someone new to run Venus Records
• They suggest Dona Tella
• Zoey calls Axel and tells her that Carmella is dead and is at The Morgue
• He passed the test, he’s on his way
• Carmella lays in The Morgue and waits for Axel
• Axel shows up and attempts to bring her back to life — She ‘wakes up’
• Carmella and Priscilla check into the Hospital
• Carmella goes to bed

• Wedding started:
• 3 girls showed up in wedding dresses.
• K gave a speech.
• Carmella and Shannon objected to the wedding.
• Zaceed chose Carmella and gave her a labubu? girl idk what's going on at this point LMAO
• Shots were fired, things were set a flames, explosions left and right, Paris got pepper sprayed… a true Los Santos wedding!
• Everyone returned to the ceremony, the wedding continued.
• Ricky objected and a shootout broke out.
• The wedding continued as everyone was dead on the ground.
• Paris took some bodies to the hospital.
• Paris linked up with JJ.
• They got matching outfits
• JJ brought Paris to the Gentry Manor.
• They sat the the very same table where he asked her to be his gf. <:nyasuuLook:1164308032428179466>
• JJ and Paris had a talk. is #nervous
• JJ told her about the stirring the CG boys did at the T Motors event.
• He said that they (except Mateo) said Paris and Mateo were a thing.
• Paris told him the story about her and Mateo.
• JJ only wanted to get Paris side of the story.
• JJ told Paris that he hasn't given up on the repair shop, he's just not locked in.
• Paris told JJ she's gonna give the plastic surgery business a shot.
• Arya called Paris and asked if she could style her.
• Paris got ready to go to the Mirage fight night.
• JJ gave her coke to help her.
• Paris lost her fight against Leon.
• Paris and Leon started fighting again and everyone started throwing hands.
• Somehow everyone started throwing hands outside the club.
• Paris and JJ linked up with London and Jax.
• Paris left the group to go talk to Leo.
• Leo was not around.
• Zoey told Paris she stole Trey Money's chain.
• Paris thought it might be London's chain that Trey stole from her.
• The girls talked about bringing VVS back.
• Paris got a call from JJ.
• He was annoyed Jax for letting Nebula go and shooting him, and the way he was acting during their chase with the cops.
• Paris and London talked about it and agree they’re no longer giving Nebula the time of day.
• Paris and JJ went to sell drugs.
• JJ and Paris are talking about if they'd ever get mad at each other.
• They both tried to fake fight each other but I didn't work.
• JJ drew Paris a chart explaining how feels about her.
• They both decided to try method acting and took their fake fighting to L. 🤣
• Paris told London and Jax need to confront Trey Money or else she will get involved.
• Trey keeps lying, running around in circles and making excuses to Jax and London.
• Leo, JJ, and Paris finally talking about AMN and the music industry.
• Leo told her Linx retired from On Top Records and that someone else is running it.
• JJ confessed he would've signed to Venus but he was there at the Luficier's EP release and decided not to.
• Paris told JJ about Ciasco flirting with her yesterday… He DNGAF. He was unbothered.
• Priscilla called Paris and told her about what happened at the clothing store with BSK.
• They tried to rob the chain off her but the girls shot them all down and robbed them. AH 😜

**CREDITS: <@963294321191301151> <@748359169916141609> and the rest of the TLDR Team! **<:nyasuuLove:1183741185521631232>

• Cops showed up and took pictures of the wedding
• The wedding between Zaceed & Ollie finally happened under the highway at Olympic Freeway and Strawberry Ave
• Bobby Porter was the Officiant and K was Zaceed's best man <:catswoon:1172538598340448307>
• K gave a best man speech
• K texted Ricky Rizz asking if he was at the wedding
• Kate, K's lawyer, told him that a cadet told her it was a setup, and cops were setting up around the wedding
• Zaceed gave Ollie a Chang Gang chain, this may have started a war <:MONKA:1279552065852670104>
• K pepper-sprayed all the girls
• Carmella came up and objected to the wedding <:gasp:1343749198809399347>
• Zaceed gave Carmella a pink Labubu
• The wedding guests started shooting at a propane tank, but it didn't blow up
• Wiked stabbed Ollie saying that Ollie left BB
• K shot up the whole wedding
• Ricky finally showed up at the wedding
• K and Zaceed went back to the wedding so Zaceed could say "I Do". Ricky objected to the wedding, saying that Zaceed is not the right man for Ollie
• Tony Rico texted Zolo saying "big party tomorrow"
• Bang Bang started stabbing and shooting Chang Gang members
• K shot the solo cop that was there and told the boys to dip before more showed up
• Zaceed and Ollie both said "I DO"
• After the wedding, the boys went back to the Cubby
• K called Ricky and told him that they were finally one big family
• Ricky suggested that they should all go to the Cubby and celebrate
• Vinny told Ricky that he would always see him as a rat, but K forgave him and told him that he is family
• K, Suarez, Vinny, Zaceed, & Zolo did the Comic Book Heist again
• In the basement, the boys figured out that using the machine turned on the computer, and they successfully completed the hacks
• K grabbed the MDMA, and they realized they have to sell it elsewhere
• K, Zolo, Suarez, Vinny, & Zaceed finish the vault and they got 45 bands
• K received confirmation that they fully completed the heist, and received a Golden Katana for completing the heist first
• K, Suarez, Vinny, Zolo, and Zaceed started looking at nightclubs to see if they can sell the MDMA, but K wanted to focus on that tomorrow

• Shannon asks for a job back at Mirage to clear her -50k debt
• Carmella tells them about the fight night at Mirage tomorrow
• Shannon wants to enter to clear her debt
• Carmella and Shannon enter in the jetski event for a chance to win 25k
• Carmella goes up against Oakley on a pink jetski — Baby she’s gonna win idk
• She lost oh wow
• Shannon takes a picture of Carmella’s ass
• Shannon won 25k — It’s not straight cash it’s a tournament I’m crying
• Carmella calls Zaceed to put an end to the Zarmella accusations
• Zaceed hangs up “Zarmella is over anyways”
• El-Fuego calls Carmella to say goodnight
• Carmella picks up Urithrah at Mirage
• They go to the Hospital
• They go back to the event
• Carmella, Urithrah and Paris watch Shannon in the finals — Shannon lost but he cheated
• Patar has to check security cameras
• Shannon officially lost I’m sick
• Paris tells Carmella a Vagos man wonts her bad
• They go to change
• Shannon meets the girls at the clothing store and is furious about the race results
• Valentine Dolla meets up
• Valentine wants to throw a party for her song release — Location: Shannon’s rental home
• Turns out the Vagos man wants Paris now
• Ada calls Carmella
• Carmella wants to meet at Mirage
• Ada says if Leo’s there… then NO
• They meet at Carmella’s house
• Ada tells Carmella about Leo and the Bustamante spell she’s under
• Ada asked Leo if she made the first choice
• Leo says well yes
• Leo you will be free soon mama….
• The girls talk about men and realize they need guidance — They call Seraphine for a reading
• They go meet her at 10-42
• Zaceed calls Carmella
• Zaceed “breaks up” with her
• Carmella sends him the El-Fuego text — She’s ‘moved on’ with a new man
• She tells him his name, Zaceed’s gonna kill him
• Seraphine does a reading for Carmella
• She tells her she’s coming into her power
• She’s giving too much time to the wrong things/wrong people
• Meanwhile Cisco is texting Carmella in Spanish
• Aiyah calls Carmella and asks if she knows a ‘bitch named Shannon’
• Shannon was fighting Aiyah at Ramee’s event
• Zoey and Shannon give Carmella the most recent tea
• Shannon talks about the drama at VLC Sea and Air with Patar
• She wanted to see the footage of her race but he couldn’t show it — She wants to sue
• Aiyah and Shannon got into it with eachother
• Carmella says that’s my good friend girl
• Shannon wants to gear up and get her lick back
• Carmella gets a text from Urithrah
• She’s in a chase with Paris
• They pick up Carmella and Zoey at 10-42
• Mid chase, she gets Zaceed and Ollie’s wedding invite
• Zaceed calls Carmella and asks if she needs help in her chase
• She complains to Zaceed because she missed getting a Labubu
• Zaceed says he has a Labubu on him for her — Me when I lie
• The girls car swap — Paris gets out

• Carmella texts Zaceed for a Labubu
• They go to MRPD to meet him
• He gives her a “Limited edition Labubu”
• They go to Mirage and attempt to get Shannon some customers
• The girls go to Mirror Park to watch Shannon sing
• While waiting for Shannon to sing she realizes Mr K, Zaceed and Ramee are watching her?
• Shannon starts singing and the boys come out of the bushes and start holding everyone up
• Someone robs Carmella — It was Cau .
• He ends up giving her stuff back
• Carmella, Urithrah and Shannon go to Legion Square so she can sing
• Aiyah calls asking about Zoey
• Zoey is trying to give her info on Shannon
• Shannon wants to go to Southside Records to rob a busker
• Carmella walks in to scope out the area — Vanya is the one busking
• Vanya sings a few songs before Shannon walks in with a mask on and holding her up
• She screams it’s a prank! And attempts to run out but she gets held up
• Carmella makes a run for it
• The girls go to Moore Club
• Shannon’s mad at Valentine for not telling her there was a gang inside
• The girls go to MRPD so Shannon can fight her fines for the pd armor
• Chips texts Carmella that he has a man named Paulie for her at Grove Street
• They go to Grove Street and meet Paulie — She’s not interested so Scarlet takes over
• Chips isn’t even on his block, they leave
• Zoey decides the girls should go get some coffee
• They sit outside of Bean Machine
• Aiyah and Taco show up and shoot Shannon and Valentine
• EMS show up and treat the girls
• They go to the Hospital
• At the Hospital they girls try to steal Axel’s car
• Axel tells Carmella that Adriana Garcia is blowing up his phone — Carmella tells him to block her
• He blocks her and says he wonts her over Adriana
• Axel gives the girls a ride to Venus Records
• Kuya shows them a ‘tupac’ inspired song
• He disses Naomi Scott, Lil Cees and Paris
• Valentine shoots him for his Paris line
• The girls have an intermission outside and Mimoza catches up with the girls
• The girls go to Vinewood Hills for Valentine Dolla’s song release party
• Carmella invites Axel and his friends
• Carmella, Priscilla and Urithrah go change and buy 90 bottles of Jagermiester
• Axel and Paulie comes to the party
• They all drink together — Paulie wants Priscilla
• Axel and Paulie end up leaving to go shoot for Hades <:nyasuuLook:1164308032428179466>
• They have their first fight over text messages — Carmella is hammered
• Carmella and Zoey drunkenly walk into a fire — Zoey needs medical attention
• Police show up and she blacks out in the grass
• Carmella asks Axel to pick her up after he threatens to sleep on the couch tonight
• The girls have a debrief about beef with Monica and a girl who works at Mirage
• Monica explains herself for the beef
• Axel calls and tells her he’s been in the Hospital
• He wants her to fix his heart <:CarmieTrackBod:1076304583137169428>
• Axel comes to pick her up

• Scarlet calls Carmella and plays her a voice recording of Leo
• Leo says she’s always fought for Mirage and doesn’t see why her being in a gang would get her fired
• LEO LOOK AT ME THIS ISNT YOU BABY <:omg:1341480948260405369>
• Carmella and the gang go do a jewelry store
• They take Zoey Marie hostage
• Mid jewelry store, Carmella makes a voice note to Chips explaining the Leo X Busta drama
• Zoey and Carmella sit on the floor in the jewelry store talking about Labubus
• Cau joins in and they influence him to google “What is a Labubu”
• Axel texts her when they’re getting married — Looks around
• They started the chase and Bobby got them out
• Carmella goes to the Mirage
• She fills Felicity in on the Leo drama
• She calls Leo— Carmella and Felicity go meet Leo at the Marina
• Carmella fills in Felicity on what went down with Leo today
• They get to The Marina and get free food and a table for two
• Carmella decides it’s not time to be social— The girls silently text each other from across the table
• Turns out the food wasn’t free.. They pay the bill
• Carmella asks Leo to talk
• Carmella tells her the voice note she heard was real and not AI
• Carmella mentions the Bustas
• Leo tries to explain herself
• Carmella says when they were being nasty on L yesterday, She didn’t think Leo cared
• Leo said she chewed them out yesterday— Soo where’s Carmellas apology
• Carmella mentioned what she heard from Scarlet about Leo leaving Mirage
• Leo tells her she didn’t say that — She said “If Carmella’s decision, then she’ll leave”
• Leo tells her that she thinks it’s fucked up that she wants her to leave Bustas for Mirage
• Carmella says when they’re getting were hurt her and leave her in the dirt— She’ll be there
• Carmella mentions how they were attacking Felicity on L yesterday
• I fear she’s too far gone…
• Leo asks if her and Carmella are good
• Carmella says she could never hate her but she is worried about her being a Busta
• Leo gives Carmella a 24k Labubu

• They all regroup at The Cubby
• Carmella calls Bunny
• She tells her she wants to talk because she thinks they’re talking to the same guy
• She tells her she’s stabbing someone right now and said they’ll meet afterwards
• They go to wait at Mirage
• Bunny walks in with AJ
• Bunny says she has a boyfriend but it’s not AJ
• Mr K pops out with the boys are confront him
• Mr K was told by him that Bunny was his girlfriend — Bunny get down
• It gets awkward and they tell him to apologize to her and leave it in the past
• They reconvene outside
• Carmella asks AJ his type
• Girl he doesn’t even know I’m crying
• Bunny calls Carmella
• She thanks her for letting her know this was happening
• Apparently Zolo went back in and asked for Bunnys number — LORD
• They go back to The Cubby and do a job
• Suarez, Mateo, Carmella, Zolo and Bobby gear up and do a job
• They get out successfully
• They go back to The Cubby
• Zolo says they need to have that talk he mentioned 2 months ago <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
• AJ brings Gloria to The Cubby
• Carmella offers her a job at Mirage if she needs
• Carmella, Suarez, Zolo, Mateo and Bobby drive to the Hospital
• They crash in BJ on the way there
• BJ calls Carmella and says her friends are rude
• Carmella tells her she feels betrayed— She misses him
• Carmella tells him to make it up to her or she’ll kill him
• Carmella and Zolo have their one on one
• Zolo mentions wanting to do an arc together— Zolo Language..
• Carmella, Bobby, Paris, Arya and Richard hangout at The Cubby
• They get into a punching war then go to the Hospital — Trip #27 of the day
• They go back to The Cubby and grab Junior and Mateo — Actual clown car
• They add Suarez in the car
• They go to Sandy to get Paris’ car
• AJ calls and tells her that Bunny is crying
• Bunny called AJ and feels like she’s losing friends
• Carmella calls Bunny
• Bunny vents to her about the situation
• Suarez whispers “Speaker” to hear the tea
• Carmella suggests killing AJ
• The clown car makes its way to a mountain
• They were flying around the 1 seater helicopter
• That shit blew up 😭
• Suarez suggests Carmella should buy a helicopter to promote Mirage
• She says well no
• Carmella calls Hades HR to report Best friend Chips for being a bad friend
• They meet at the Hades Cul de sac
• Axel — Hades HR was gagged at Chips’ behaviour
• Axel gives her a tissue and offers to be her new Hades bestie
• New best friend alert!
• Suarez says Piper called and called Carmella a “Labubu ass look alike”
• Scarlet calls Carmella and asks for her job back
• She shot and robbed Leo at pride…
• Carmella tells her to call Urithrah
• They leave and go to Rustys
• Carmella calls Piper
• She finds out that Suarez was stirring— No cause what does peepaw know about a labubu
• Leo calls Carmella
• She tells her that Valentina fired Scarlet and Shannon
• She hears Shannon in the background screaming
• Then Felicity calls complaining about her employees talking shit to The Shannon Gucci
• Carmella tells her to bring everyone to Mirage