Paris Argo TLDR Aug. 13: The One Where Prank Week Goes Wrong

• Paris woke up at her apartment and did her daily routine.
• Paris ran into** Dumbfuck** and Leslie while trying to find a car.
• Dumbfuck called her "his future wife"… Oh he still wants her
• Dumbfuck didn't know the news… who's gonna tell him
• Paris told him about JJ and asked him to give her a ride to JJ's house.
• Paris accidentally pulled out her man's S class car. Oops wrong one
• She gave them a ride back to their job at the LS Gas Station in the car that HER MAN gave her.
• Paris and Dumbfuck started fighting and he beat Paris up.
• **Paris **hung out with the gang a for bit at the Cubby.
• Paris bought **Bobby **a Labubu.
• She set up her XO, Argo booth.
• **Paris **met up with Patar, **Ellie **and **Mateo **to queue up a job.
• **Paris **was hanging outside the Cubby and a French man dressed as a chef came out of the sky in a heli looking for Suarez. (⚆_⚆)
• She got picked up to do the transport with the gang.
• While **Paris **was giving herself a makeover she heard on the radio that the gang needed help at the Cubby, so she drove there… and had a headache. 😭
• **Paris **and others got benched for the main boys.
• **Paris **met up with **JJ **at their house and talked about his new business adventure.
• He wants to open a coffee shop.
• He told her about seeing Tara Yaki and her new gang wearing the masks he wanted.
• While hanging out, PJ looked at possible coffee spots and robbed clothing stores.
• They kind of got into a petty-off over **JJ **being too friendly with Leon.
• **Paris **told him earlier **Dumbfuck **called her his future wife but she restrained and corrected him.
• She pointed out **JJ **didn't do that with Leon.
• She made up an excuse to leave the situation. She was upset and messed up her car.
• Axel Drake facetimed **Paris **and started beefing her and a wild **Bobby **appeared out of nowhere.
• **Axel **told her to pull up and Paris said to pull up to the bridge by MRPD she was at so she could push him off.
• **Axel **pulled up.
• **Paris **thought it was gonna be a 1v1, but the rest of **Hades **shot her and **Bobby **down.
• They robbed her of her only gun.
• They helped **Bobby **up and he stole one of their cars.
• They began shooting at him.
• Someone found her and tried to bring her to the hospital but they head popped…
• Ricky Rizz ended up finding her and taking her.
• **Paris **told the IRC what happened and fought **Hades **on twitter.
• She redirected her anger from **JJ **to Hades.
• **Bobby **passed **Paris **wearing his Argentina outfit… He was on a war path.
• **Paris **sent a long Beyonce monologue from the Lemonade era to JJ.
• Paris recruited Hazel in her revenge against Hades.
• Bobby sent out an SOS in the revolution irc for a rescue mission.
• Mateo, Hazel and Paris went to extract him.
• Paris, now an employee of Bobby Porter Impound Co., impounded a car from Hades block with her stolen tow truck.
• Paris caught up Bobby on her situation with JJ.
• 80% of that conversation was Paris talking to herself because Bobby head popped. NURSE
• Paris started getting a little #crazie… Clare Ivy/ is that you?
• JJ called Paris and they spoke about the Leon thing.
• Paris finally talked some sense into JJ and made him realize what he did wrong.
• JJ apologized.
• Paris asked JJ to meet at the Chumash house. It's time to get serious

• Paris picked up JJ, gun on her lap.
• She started driving away from Chumash…
• Paris brought JJ up to Mt. Chilliad.
• She asked him how his life had been and if he's been enjoying his 25 years alive.
• She pointed a gun at him and told him she was going to kill him.
• Confused, JJ asked why.
• Paris told him "well because I'm going to kill you"
• As JJ got closer to the edge of the mountain, Paris told him it was a prank! *haha… ha… * <:side_eye1:1395916578847195146>
• JJ jumped off the mountain.
• Paris rushed to her car to get to him.
• While rushing him to the hospital, a device went off saying that JJ needed to be returned to Humane Labs.
• The scientists at Humane Labs took JJ.
• Paris left the building, but not before the black and white filter made it's return.
• Paris shaved her head and pulled out the old hoodie and sweatpants set.
• Paris talked to Leo about what happened.
• Bobby called Paris and she told him what happened.
• Bobby suggested going undercover to Humane Labs so make sure JJ was ok and Leon wouldn't get to him.
• Bobby and Paris dressed up as Humane Labs workers.
• Paris and Bobby sneaked their way through Humane Labs.
• After making sure JJ was ok, Paris felt at ease and left Humane Labs with Bobby.
• Paris and Bobby went back home.
• Paris ran into Hazel.
• Hazel told Paris that she told Zaceed, Zolo, Curtis and Suarez that Paris got shot and robbed by Hades and nobody cared. In fact someone threw shade. *WHAT IS NEW WHAT IS NEW *
• Paris disappeared into thin air.

Credits: @𝐻𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓎 ♡୨ৎ ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ୨ৎ♡ @⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆ 𝔜𝔲𝔩𝔦 ⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ and the rest of the TLDR Team! <:nyasuuLove:1403923690218852372>

Bonus!

bobby porter tldr aug. 13: the secret life of bob

• after being chased by a weird spirit, bob decided to fly his helicopter to the yacht ah paradise ☺️
• bob made his way to the captains quarters.
• he took a seat in front of the world map and monitored it.
• bob detected an anomaly in madagascar. <:mort:1395923280980082689>
• THE PENGUINS ARE ESCAPING AGAIN
• bob put his superhero suit and armor on flew off 🚀

THE END

You can watch Bob's adventure here!