Recaps

  • Evilmella drove closer to the ESB block for more effective spying
  • On the way, Evilmella stopped and took a look at Hades
  • She speaks with Draco and asks where his house is
  • Somebody wrote "DRACO IS A BITCH" on the outside of Marcus' house
  • Evilmella puts a camera up on Grove Street
  • She thinks Paris tried to snitch about the camera, and takes a photo of Paris, Draco and Naomi
  • Evilmella gets pulled over by the PD for speeding
  • She texts Bobby and tells him that she's going to be in a huge chase
  • The chase starts, and they immediately spike her
  • She hears two cops go down, and ends up in the water
  • She immediately gets tazed and cuffed after trying to get in Bobby's car
  • CG show up, and shoot down the police
  • The blonde cop grabs her by the arm and puts her in the car
  • She asked to go to the hospital, so the PD have to take her
  • Paris 'Princess of Los Santos, Head of the Cyberbullying Division of Chang Gang, owner of Xo Argo the hottest place for designer clothing, Co-Owner of The Marina, loved and famous in Spain and Brazil, founder of the chill day course, and professional pretty girl' Argo was added back to the organization App <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
  • K upgraded the storages inside the WH
  • K asked Ellie and the others to get more GG crypto to get more upgrades
  • Mr K created the 2nd gang drug - Seoul Snatcher
  • K wants this drug to be used for selling purposes
  • **Mr K **and Zolo were driving down the middle of the city
  • A cop started to chase them
  • K and **Zolo **shot the cop near Grove Street
  • Cop didn't go down and backup arrived
  • K drove into the LS substation and VCB'd the cops
  • Mr K, Zolo, and Curtis went searching for gems
  • They found a node in the tunnel that leads to the Cartel lair
  • K called Ellie to let her know about what he found in the Cartel Tunnel
  • K found more nodes in a tunnel in Sandy Shores
  • Mateo and Ace went to mine them
  • Mr K and the boys picked up Garrett from the Cubby
  • K, Peanut, Ramee, Curtis and Vinny set up to start flooding the streets with cocaine
  • The boys lockpicked two cartel themed cars and a taco truck
  • Changaloa Cartel went around to known gang territories and offered to sell bricks of cocaine for $7,500 each
  • They took a picture of the convoy and posted on L that they would be around selling cocaine
  • While they were driving around the city, K was yelling "Get your cocaine…get your fresh cocaine"
    • They drove down to Grove first, where they sold 3 bricks of cocaine to Hades (1 to Marcus and 2 to Mona Sanchez)
    • Next stop was the Barrio , Vagos' block
    • K asked if they wanted to buy a brick, but they didn't want any
    • While talking to the Vagos, an individual with a white mask purchased one brick
    • The next stop was Forum Drive
    • Tyrone and two other ESB members purchased 3 bricks, 1 each
    • The boys went back The Cubby to restock on bricks
    • Next stop was close to Bay City and Cougar Avenue, where Snow purchased 4 bricks
    • Afterwards, they went to Mirror Park, ** K** called Ricky and K told him that the ice cream truck was coming to his house
    • Bang Bang didn't have any money… so they didn't get any
    • Mr K told Peanut that "Tienes que matar uno de estos pendejos"…so Peanut stabbed Sonny (s/o Taxguy for the spanish)
  • Someone was following the cartel convoy and bought 1 cocaine brick
  • The boys drove to Vespucci and sold 1 brick to Robby from BBMC
  • As they leaving, they found RHMC and sold 3 bricks for the usual price ($5k each)
  • K told the boys to stop in front of MRPD and to take a picture of K holding the last brick of cocaine
    • Croc came out of MRPD and confronted K for selling cocaine
    • K told him it was just a loaf of bread and everyone left
    • Croc and a cadet followed the convoy and asked to buy the loaf of bread
  • Ramee posted on L that there was only one brick left
    • Draco chased after the convoy and bought the last brick
  • The boys didn't want to leave any evidence, so they blew up the taco truck in front of Croc and the cadet, who were taking pictures
    • Ramee, somehow, was downed by the explosion and the boys got chased by the PD
    • Everyone escaped
  • In total, they sold 17 bricks of cocaine for $120k
  • Mr K and Ramee heard Ricky wanted to run a quick drill on John Justice… so they decided to help
  • Ricky pinged them to Panorama Dr in Sandy where Ricky had pulled up to Justice
  • BB tried to pistol whip Justice but he survived
  • The shootout moved to Sandy Motel
  • K and **Ramee **got chased by the PD and managed to drive to the Alamo Sea and swam away from PD
  • Ricky picked them up with a boat and drove to Great Ocean Hwy but a PD boat was right behind them
  • They decided to head to the pier near Chumash where **Ramee ** jumped off the boat without the cops seeing him <:MONKA:1279552065852670104> he tucked while cops drove passed him a few times
  • PD continued to chase K and Ricky across the ocean
  • K jumped off the boat by Vespucci beach without cops chasing him, he stole a bike and told Ricky to meet him behind Burgershot canals for a pickup
  • K and Ricky got chased by the cops again and VCB'd shortly after
  • Everyone but Kiki escaped
  • Because Carmella is so broke, she goes to the hospital to beg for food
  • It works! She thankfully didn't have to spend anything
  • Carmella scopes out the Moore Club but leaves out of fear as it's quiet
  • Her moped runs out of gas, leaving her incapable of travelling without help
  • She has no money to refuel and her bike finally dies on Grove Street
  • Katie finds her, but can't help since Carmella would need to give her a state ID for a bank transfer
  • Carmella can't find a bike, so she begins to run to the jousting tournament at LSIA
  • She learns the prize is $40,000, so it'd solve all her financial problems without having to rob Mirage
  • The tournament is hosted by members of Chang Gang… and the sponsor is the Jewelled Dragon
  • Carmella showed up too late to sign up, so she watched everybody else
  • Priscilla told Taco that she was with Jax and not Gigi
  • Taco told Priscilla he was calling Jax, which seemed to shake her up
    • Priscilla lied on top of her lie, saying she was with Jack instead
  • Priscilla provoked Taco on the phone, and he told her to "Keep that same energy"
  • Priscilla then called Jack to lie for her, saying if anybody asks, she was with him
  • Priscilla told the girls that Taco thinks she got him stabbed
  • Carmella told the girls that she wants to have "mental warfare" and then stab Taco
  • The girls work together to try and locate Taco finding out that T Motors is now open
  • The problem is that there isn't a location attached.
    • Carmella acted like a man on L to try and figure out the location
  • Priscilla is driving the girls, and once again gets pulled over
  • The cop asks for all face coverings to be removed and Gigi fakes a medical emergency
    • Carmella uses her phone to play a bunch of fart noises, trying to force the police to let them go
  • Priscilla accepts the ticket, and they are free to go!
  • Gigi suggests using food to try and bait Taco
  • Taco was at the cubby and was spotted by Priscilla and Gigi
  • The girls were hungry, so they needed to stop at Al Dente's first
  • The girls went back to the cubby, trying to locate Taco again
  • They saw Sal, Cau, and many cars, but no Taco
  • They found out that Taco is with Mateo
  • The girls tried to find somebody who knows where T Motors is
  • The first found Paris on Grove Street, promoting her campaign for a Boutique
  • They find Tyrone, who video calls Taco saying that a baddie is asking for where T Motors is
    • Priscilla lies about her name, and Tyrone tells Taco that theres three people in the car…
    • DIP DIP DIP
  • The boys and Hades finally got to Cayo Perico and the Cartel brought them to the mansion, where they met with La Jefa and El Padrino
  • K gave El Padrino a rundown of the Ricky situation
  • El Padrino had his doubts about Ricky joining and told K he would think about it
    • "At the moment, I don't want to work with dumbasses" - El Padrino
  • K told El Padrino that the Syndicate has one of K's people, Carmella, kidnapped
  • Draco and K competed for El Padrino's attention by giving him a document and a picture with detailed information about every gang in city and their affiliation
  • Draco told El Padrino that Hades was no longer working with BCM, but that he found out that the Mob is going to have a big meeting with every gang leader
  • Peanut "performed" for El Padrino and K offered him to the Cartel <:kebo7:1168265326664880289>
  • Croc called K and told him Carmine was standing in front of him and had a court order to give to K
  • K told Croc to tell Carmine to "face him like a man"
  • As the boys were ready to go to Cayo Perico to grow cocaine, Clowns pushed the Cubby <:thirteenClown:1125148729859649687>
  • A cop showed up immediately, K told the cop to get the YUCK out of there and shot at them
  • Taco was shot down by the PD and Curtis died to gravity
  • K and Zaceed had an entire cocaine grow on him, so him and Zaceed flew to Cayo
  • Meanwhile, Suarez saved Curtis from the hospital and got chased
  • K flew back to the city and got a message from Draco that Hades got new cartel hats from El Padrino
  • As K was landing on Grove Street (Hades' block), he noticed the Clowns in the background <:4349_honkler_clown:942364932798836746>
  • A fight broke out between the Clowns and K, K almost died thanks to the locals and some dogs, but survived to shoot down Ratchet and Ember
  • As K was trying to fly back to Cayo, the Clowns pulled up again <:1082clownge:942345519248855040>
  • Ratchet stabbed K, but thankfully Suarez is an ooter and shot down Chatterbox and Ember
  • Vinny called K to come to the Foundry but K had too many side quests going on and immediately told him "No" and hung up
  • Finally, K, Suarez, Cau and Curtis made it back to Cayo and met with Zaceed
  • The boys prepared 4 cocaine bricks and smuggled them back to Los Santos
  • Clowns stole the Ladybird and modified it
  • K and the boys tracked the Ladybird, shot down the Clowns and retrieved it
  • Chatterbox facetimed K and showed K, his blown up Ladybird
  • Draco called K and told him that they could use the Hooligans as a double agent within the Mob
  • Draco told K that the Hooligans had a mission to kidnap an OG CG member and that they could use them
  • K, Curtis, Zaceed and Cau dressed up as a clown, drove K's clown van and tried to bait the Clowns
  • They found the Clowns getting chased by the cops and started shooting their car
  • A cop was behind the boys and started shooting, K and the boys hopped out, downed the cop and escaped
  • The boys went back to the Hospital, downed the clowns again and were chased by the PD
  • Everyone escaped
  • The boys went back to the Hospital and Luther stole K's chain
  • Zaceed shot him down and robbed K's chain back <:Smadge:1203494554721062922>

Conan MF Clarkson woke up <:rameePolice:1309353012585824266>

  • Conan woke up and found out the PD wage is ass
  • Conan changed into the new PD uniform <:slayyy:1244682143079338034>
  • Conan came back from his vacation skinnier <:dojaW:1131243849939959950>
  • Croc acknowledged Conan on radio saying “Is that a ghost I hear?”
  • It led to some SBS of shitting on each others cousins
  • Conan decided to do some community outreach in the Southside
  • Conan ran into a Temu Pigeon
  • Conan slammed some locals in the Southside
  • Conan said to some people on Grove Street “tell that bitch ass Draco I’m looking for him”
  • **Conan **ran into a pink car and started to shoot it
  • As **Conan **was driving away, Jax told him he was gonna file a complaint to Croc
  • Shortly after a 911 came in from a Jaxson Tuneskii <:sus:1280383713301233726>
  • Conan went back to MRPD to get PD gear since everything he had was broken
  • Conan ran into Antwan and exchanged numbers with him
  • Conan made a quick stop by the hospital to patch up his bruises
  • As he was leaving, he ran into Ricky and AJ
  • Conan tased Ricky and ran away
  • Conan responded to a Pay Loans Heist<:POLICE:1276681060335222886>
  • Conan had a few good attempts at spikes.. but wasn’t successful
  • Criminals did a few swaps and got away.
  • No arrest, Conan went 10-42

City News:

  • Red garage side walls got higher and cannot jump to the freeway from inside <:o7:1123771847155126313> to all my fellow Red Garage swap demons
  • Carmela and company go to Grove Street Gas to hostage swap
    • Turns out Evil Zaceeds name is Spaz
    • Henry and The Lost Souls finally get there
    • Carmela is saved, W Bruh
  • Carmela gets dropped off at apartments
    • She finds Scarlett and tells her the tea about MG
    • Scarlett hooks up Carmela with a gun
  • Henry does a wellness check on Carmela
    • He sends Carmela 10k for emotional distress
  • Scarlett was on the phone with a MG member
    • Carmela tells him she’d do it again
    • He tells her to pull up to The VU
  • Carmela pulls up to The VU to talk to MG Jah
    • Jah starts talking disrespectful to Carmela
    • Carmela and the girls shoot and he goes down
    • The MG shooters in the bushes shoot
    • Carmela goes down
  • Carmela finds Shannon at the hospital
    • Shannon gives her the unlock on MG
    • Shannon says MG stands for ’My Genitals’ cause they’re pussies LOL
    • Shannon and Carmela decide it’s time for round 2… down with MG
  • Carmela goes to change into a killer fit and gets held up AGAIN
    • Carmela gets taken as a hostage for a Fleeca by the boot-leg power rangers
    • As if things couldn’t any worse, they steal her wig… no shoes, no wig and a dream of getting her lick back on MG
    • The media catches Carmela with no wig or shoes, it’s bad for her…