Paris Argo TLDR: Friday The 13th

Paris took her new car out, The Cuntress, and went to the Marina.
Paris made a stop at the clothing to change her outfit.
She met a little bowl cut freak named JG.
She convinced him to quit his job at Up N Atom, so he could work at the Marina.
Paris hired JG at the Marina as a senior employee.
Paris gave him the rundown on the Marina.
Jax showed up and it seemed like him and JG already knew each other.
They started arguing. <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
JG revealed that he was an OG of [redacted]… JUMPSCARE <:nyasuuLook:1164308032428179466>
Paris got a text from JJ telling her he smoked Mario Gucci.
Paris and Shannon Gucci linked up.
Shannon asked Paris to buy her raffle tickets from Vulture Sea and Air.
Paris got her 5 fake tickets.
Paris was hired at Vulture Air and Sea.
Shannon accidentally pulled on Paris’ top causing a wardrobe malfunction.
Paris took Shannon down to the beach to have a serious talk with her.
Paris told Shannon about how evil Mario is.
Shannon wanted to kick Mario out of Venus.
Shannon called Mario down to the beach, while Paris watched from a roof.
Paris went to a little Pride event down in the Southside.
Shannon committed a hate crime and ran a car through the Pride event. 😭
Bob went to save her,
Paris lost a game at the event so she left.
Paris drove around for a bit.
London went out with Bullet
Paris went to the bank and met JJ and Jax there.
Paris and JJ pressed Jax on why he was not being truthful with himself about his feelings towards London.
Paris went to Mirage and saw that they were having a scary themed night, so she clocked in for a little.
She dressed up as a red hair patriot AHHHHH SCARY
After her shift, Paris linked up with Bobby.
They went up to the Marina
While London, Jax, and JJ were busy, Paris and Bobby held down the Marina.
She called London and London told her that she was in the middle of a chase.
Bobby served a group of ladies who were dining in.
Paris joined the girls to get some tea.
The girls talked about Stassi and her shady dealings.
Paris told the girls that it was time to start shaming the meeps and blue haired people again.
London told Paris about her interesting and strange date with Bullet.
Paris told London about JG.
After her shift at the Marina, Paris gave JJ a tarot reading.
Watch here!
After the reading, Paris and JJ went to help Jax set up for his date with London.
Things were confusing as Paris and JJ rode around on a jet ski.
After the failed attempt at a date, they all regrouped.
They went up to the Marina and the girls grabbed London's car and did their own thing.
Paris and London went to the Cubby and saw a happy Bobby Porter riding around on his bike having the time of his life. STUPID FUCKING BABY
Paris went to repair a car from the Cubby and went to bed afterwards.

Paris Argo TLDR June 15th: Five Nights at London's (Bad Ending)

Paris made a new outfit.
She helped clean Jax's money at Mirage.
Paris had a chat with Novah, while dancing at Mirage.
Kyle Pred showed up at the Mirage with another officer.
GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie started her day by posting on L saying she got pink eye by one of the dancers at Bahama Mamas.
After helping Novah clean her money, Paris left Mirage.
Paris went to the Cubby.
She saw Curtis and others who were getting ready to race.
Novah posted in the IRC that she got shot at by two people. OH HELL NO
Paris joined a race.
She placed 7/12
Paris went to Tequilala to watch JJ perform.
JJ dedicated his performance to Paris.
Paris went to Mirage with JJ to help him clean his money.
Paris and JJ talked about the name of their fans.
JJ said he doesn't know what to call his.
Paris said he should use JOBLOXIANS. om nom nom
They went to The Marina to steal food.
Paris got in a little altercation with some blue haired people trying to take one of The Marina workers hostage.
The employee was JG.
They ended up taking him.
Paris and JJ started planning for Jax's date with London.
As they were flying back from Cayo Perico, Jax started arguing with ATC… is #scared
Paris, JJ and Jax had a meeting about how the date was gonna go down.
The group planned a FNAF theme date for London.
Paris would be performing a live rendition of the FNAF song.
Paris came up with Tammy, a new alter ego that would be driving London and Jax around.
Paris went in the stu to make her FNAF song cover.
There was a change of plans and now Paris was making a Big Foot cover. <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
Another change of plans, the track would be a mashup of Big Foot and FNAF.
While they waited for London to wake up, Paris and JJ joined a race
She placed 9/22
Paris, JJ, and Jax witnessed Foley getting arrested by Colt.
As they continued to wait for London, the group had a spelling bee competition.
Well.. it seemed like the date would have to wait until Monday.
Mario (a Wu-Chang artist) wanted to show the group a song he'd been working on.
Paris, JJ, Jax and Bobby went to Wu-Chang.
After hearing his songs, Paris decided it was time to sleep.

Paris Argo TLDR June 16th: Five Nights at London's (Good Ending)

Paris, London, JJ and Jax went to Wu-Chang.
Paris played a demo song.
IT WAS FUCKING MISS BRAT REVAMPED GIRL GET THE FUCK UP!
JJ was next, he showed the group a cover he made.
Paris and London went to do a little shift at Mirage to help JJ and Jax clean their money.
After JJ was done cleaning his money, they went outside because apparently Dona and Scarlet were fighting.
Jax told Paris that London had to leave, but she would be back soon.
They were going to do the date when she came back.
Paris stayed to see the fight.
After some back and forth between the two, Dona slapped Scarlet.
Scarlet punched her and started fist fighting.
Dona had enough and took out her gun, she downed Scarlet… don't mess with the queen.
Paris tried to show off her jellyfish, but it seemed like it died…. falls to knees.
Paris went to her apartment with JJ and Jax to put the jellyfish in a tank.
She couldn't find the fish tank in the furniture catalog.
Paris drove by the Cubby with JJ and saw K, Zaceed, Cau, Ricky and someone else down.
Paris and JJ helped them get to the hospital.
Paris helped K first hehe.
While at the hospital, Zaceed told her to get Luther.
She started punching Luther, but he pulled a knife.
K and Paris shot him inside the hospital. 😊😋
Paris stood in the hospital with the group for a little bit before a storm took all of them.. and we hope we never see Ramee again.
Paris woke up and looked for the freaking fish tank… where the HELL is that damn fish tank 😠
JJ let Paris know that the jellyfishes were alive again yay
Paris went to see some Vinewood houses.
JJ texted her saying he has a CRAAAAZYY gift for her.
Paris went to his house to see… mmm I wonder what it could be…
JJ gifted her all of the jellyfish she needed to complete her the collection.
Paris did a little shift at Mirage.
Paris left Mirage with JJ after one client… where are the people oh my god
Paris and JJ got worried because they couldn't find London.
They went out looking for her…
Paris and JJ went to Parsons and met with Jax there.
Jax told them that he got kicked out of the Bustas
Paris, JJ, and Jax started getting ready for the date.
Paris asked Billy about Jax.
He told her that the Bustas would not be making any statements at this moment
Tammy, Jesus, Daquan and Jax went to pick up London.
Captain Dylan flew the group to Cayo Perico.
Tammy drove London and Jax to the villa.

London and Jax had their date.
Tammy played a message from Paris to London.
- While the song played, Tammy dressed up as Freddy Fazbear and scared London. AHHHHH
Chica took the stage and did a special performance for London
- A cover of Viva La Vida by Coldplay.
London… didn’t react positively to the performance… bites nails
Chica came back for an encore, this time it was a cover of Yellow by Coldplay
As Chica sang their beautiful cover song… Jaxon NotABusta Tuneski asked London out officially.
London said yes? Maybe? She didn’t say no.
The crowd cheers! Chica performed another song!
Paris and JJ went to the Marina to talk to London and Jax.
Jax told Paris what happened between him and the Bustas.
He said the Syndicate was upset that Jax got a Chang Gang chain by doing business with them, rather than stealing it.
After that, the Bustas kicked him out #RobotsOverBoys.
EVERYONE STOP JJ put on #HausLabs #ad foundation and concealer on and… he’s not that ugly.
Jax told Paris that he was wiping the Bustas house.
London and JJ stole money counters from the Bustas.
Jax told them to return the counters.
Tsunami happened and Paris went to bed.

Paris Argo TLDR June 17th: Chaotic But Not Quite Chill

Paris woke up at the Cubby,
She started off by writing her first diary entry. RIP Vernice Argo 🕊️
Paris went to repair her car.
Paris sent Mr. K a beautiful birthday! card courtesy of @agus
Paris went to the Marina.
She started getting chased on her way there
NO STOPPING! She brought the cops to the Marina.
When she got there, Tinker told her that she was under arrest after she told them she was bringing them to the Marina. She's innocent your honor!
Tinker also said that she had an outstanding traffic citation.
She decided to drive off.
Paris decided to take a tour of the new gentrified Sandy Shores as she was getting chased.
She got on the CG radio and asked for help.
Cau responded, but he was racing.
The Devil offered to help…
Mateo and Nebula picked up Paris… as if this day couldn't get worse…
Nebula asked Paris what happened to their friendship and Paris went off on him for switching up and for what happened to London.
Paris wrote in her diary about Nebula.
So.. the car was missing like 2 tires…
Paris was now driving.
The car caught on fire.
She broke cuffs one time.
She got cuffed…. bye.
The cops searched her and took the CG radio.
Nebula, Mateo and Junior saved her omfg.
Junior lost the cops yay.
Broke ah Mateo tried to steal Paris’ chain, but fucked up.
They tried to uncuff Paris for a little bit but no one could.
Junior saved the day.
Paris realized cops took her radio?? like okay.
Paris told Junior the story of why she hates Nebula and what he did last night.
Paris looked at the new Jeweled Dragon store.
Paris called London and told her about the chase.
They talked about Nebula's behavior yesterday.
Paris pick up London and they went to see the new gentrified Sandy.
There was new mechanic shop (with a gym), a dealership, car wash, church (with a tunnel), a plaza with a clothing store, tattoo shop, barber shop, ammunition, and a bank coming soon in front of The Marina.
Paris and London stopped at The Marina.
JJ, Jax and Jeff were there.
Paris told JJ how the chase started.
Paris and London decided to do a little shift.
Paris took JJ to show him the new buildings in Sandy.
GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie posted about eating at The Marina #AD #Sponsored
Jackie got in a fight with Daphne.
GOOPUPDATES64: Someone posted their birthday event, Jackie replied that it will be the last.
Paris looked to see if there was a Vinewood house for sale… no luck today.
Paris asked what's the tea with the underground in the CG IRC.
Paris' timer ran out, it's time to clock out from The Marina.
Someone called Paris asking if The Marina would like to sponsor an opening with food.
Paris told them they would leach off ofthem if a lot of people show up.
Paris went to see if she had a warrant.
She didn't… for now.
Paris, London, JJ and Jax went to see the underground.
The doors were border up.
Paris saw that the Jeweled Dragon was opening so she rushed to work there.
The big bitches told Paris they already have a system so she can't sell…. <:sideeye:1325679119186268243>
She modeled instead.
Paris and Hazel were the models for the day.
Off the bat things became chaotic.

GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie told Shannon that she was done dirty by Mario

Shannon showed up at Jewel Dragon causing a commotion.
Paris got a call from Dante, she tried to convince him to buy a chain.
🌸 The Jewel Dragon was now closed 🌸
Paris and Hazel got paid $15k for their modeling services.
London made a L account for the Marina
Paris tried to pay off a loan, however she couldn’t and could only make an early payment.
Paris met with JJ and Jax.
Paris clocked in for a shift at Mirage.
Paris wrote in her diary and added picture of Nebula to her diary entry.
London texted Paris saying that Scarlet was at The Marina with another man.. ouuu Nebula don't make that face.
Paris told her to take a pic but London uninstalled the camera app. ?? okay
London asked her if she should take a polaroid instead but Paris told her that maybe they shouldn't shame her for being with another man. anything to save her from Nebula.
After driving around with JJ for a bit, they decided to go to The Marina.
They met with London and Jax.
Leo and Jax started fighting.
Jax shot Leo after Leo told him to
The group did a beach mission.
Jax told Paris half the Bustas will leave the gang.
Mateo called Paris and asked her to hang out
Mateo told her that him and BoomBox were hanging out and to meet at the Cubby.
Paris dropped off Jax and London by Vespucci Canals.
Paris drove to the Cubby.
Paris called JJ and he told her that her chain was worth $75K.
Paris did her gang hours.
Paris went up to the HQ storage to look for a radio and a gun but there were none there.
Mateo picked up Paris and he told her that Boombox was his apartment
Mateo wanted to spend some time alone with Paris and maybe hang out at the beach. shudders
Paris had flashbacks to when Mateo tricked her into hanging out with him.
They picked up Boombox and went to see Junior at Ramee's business at the heli place.
Junior told Paris that today was his first day on the job and he sold a boat.
Paris, Mateo, Junior and BoomBox did some jobs.
Paris did not have a gun…
They went back to the Cubby to check if Junior had parts to make her gun before doing a meth delivery.
Paris was on L fighting everyone under Jackie Goop
While doing a weed runParis saw ESB cars lurking and told the guys.
Dona asked Paris if she should finally tell Shannon that she left Venus Records.
Paris said yes but not to mention her leaving too.

|| - Taco snitched on The Factory ||

Shannon called Paris saying she wanted to hang out and to meet at the Bean Machine to talk…
Dona called Paris to warn her about Shannon accusing Dona of being poached.
Paris pulled up to Bean Machine and Shannon & Scarlet were waiting for her.
Shannon revealed she tricked Paris and accused her of poaching Dona and leaving the company.
Shannon suggested that they needed a breath of fresh air and for them to climb up the crane.
The wind picked up Shannon and she flew off the crane. 🤣
Paris arrived at Marina to have a meeting with Nico.
Nico told Paris why he had beef with Isaiah.
He explained that Isaiah was friends with Mario Gucci and how Isaiah orchestrated Mario shooting at the Marina.
The Marina staff had a meeting about needing people for EU/AU and who should be promoted or fired.
A few people were causing a ruckus in the Marina parking lot and pointing guns.
They were looking for someone named Ricky.
Jax trunk checked someone with a blue car and got held up by them while Paris, London and JJ were still in the meeting.
They took Jax's new chain.
Jax and JJ left to find them.
Paris and London meet Ronnie Russo, he told them that he co-owns Taco's meat business with him.
Ronnie told them that he's interested in doing more business with the Marina.
Jax told the group that he's getting several gangs to look for them. They think it's the Hooligans.
JJ suggested the Marina should have an employee hunting trip.
JJ gave Paris his radio since hers was taken by the PD earlier.
Paris asked JJ if he's losing money because of everything he's spent on her.
JJ told Paris that he stays making money and wants to spend it on someone awesome (her).
Paris bought joints from Jax, and JJ gave her meth for free. 🥰
Paris woke back up to sell Ronnie Russo a boat. Her first sale!

Paris Argo TLDR June 18th: Time To Clock Some Gags

Paris woke up in her apartment at the Cubby.
London was there too.
They went for a quick outfit change.
Ace called Paris asking her where the hell is she. okay damn.
Paris made a BEAUTIFUL pride outfit 🩷 with devil wings?? uhmm…
GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie just publicly came out ♥️ they/them/she/her is Poly Enby Temporarily Able Bodies Lesbian Demisexual.
Paris attended the Wu-Chang meeting.
People started taking their clothes off because there was no ac in the Wu-Chang building.
Ace started clocking the people who came in late.
Daphne asked who AMNoverBIMBOS was.
Paris said that she has a lot of crazy stans.
Ace was onto Paris and asked if it was her behind the Jackie Goop account, he asked to see her phone.
- Paris denied the ridiculous allegations.
Karnage said he was dropping a tune with Zolo later that night.
SARA WAS AWAKE FALLS TO KNEES AND SCREAMS AND CRIES
Everyone in the meeting starting introducing themselves…. I hate it here.
Ace asked the people in the room what was the music scene like at the moment and how was everyone feeling about it.
Ace wants 2 events a month for Wu-Chang.
Ace said that music is secondary and that there needs to be other things done along with it.
Gordon started getting defensive.
Daphne woke up and chose violence in the meeting, first she came for Ryan, then Gordon.
Ace made Gordon play his Peanut diss.
Ace was being very shady towards Paris…
3/3 .WAV was in the meeting omg omg omg.
Sara clocked Ace about K not being in the meeting right right whack him again for me.
Ace mentioned that a new Wu-Chang building is in the works.
Sara punched Kaleb and was SORRY about it.
Paris saw in the CG IRC that cops were locking the Cubby and the apartments.
Ace brought up the idea of Music Awards.
Dona told them that Brazil was looking for an artist to perform AT 8 AM EST…AMN will not be going 🤣
Daphne brought up an idea of making a "boy group competition"…. eating those Star 5 nachos
Dona is now in charge of event management. queen queen queen
Paris told everyone to NOT use AI for their song/album cover art… or else she was going to find them and shoot them.
The meeting was finally over. Thank god.
Paris and London filled Sara in on all the things she missed.
JJ told Paris that he left Snow.
He said he tried to speak with the gang, but they removed him from everything.
Paris dropped JJ at the beach house, so he could talk with Ace.
Sara left… bye
London told Paris someone got in contact with her to do a floor plan of The Marina.
The rest of the doors are now able to be locked yay yay.
JJ called Paris and asked her if she could help him move some stuff from his house.
Paris went to the city with London and Jax.
Paris and London talked about how they think Sammy probably said something to Ace.
Paris and London talked about JJ being interested in the Bustas and outgrowing Snow.
London said that Jax told her that JJ seemed very sad and defeated about the situation.
Paris and London met with Jax.
Paris and London decided to do a little shift at Mirage and help JJ and Jax clean their money.

GOOPUPDATES64: "since BEMEKA is over. Zarmella is my new comfort ship."

Bobby made an appearance at Mirage.
Paris gave him money to clean for her.
Shannon called Paris asking for help because she was stuck in her apartment.
While helping Shannon, Adriana appeared.
Shannon got stuck in the elevator and had to take a nap.
Paris heard Adriana talking with Nebula on the phone. 👀
Adriana and Scarlet got into a little fight, while on the phone.
Scarlet and Nebula showed up at the apartments.
Scarlet started getting shady towards Paris, so Paris brought up the man they saw Scarlet with at the Hospital.
Nebula took Scarlet's phone.
Paris left to go back to Mirage.
Nebula posted on L for Paris to unblock him. 🤣
Paris, London, JJ and Jax went to The Marina to keep working on the floor plan.
Paris asked JJ about the conversation he had with Ace at the beach house.
He said Ace told him "he changed" and that his relationship with Paris had something to do with it.
JJ said he shut down that narrative instantly.
Paris, London, Jax, and JJ drove around talking about Wu-Chang and the meeting from earlier.
Paris had enough of the silent car ride and went to sell drugs.
Paris wrote her daily diary entry.
London texted Paris and told her that JJ and Jax sucked up all of her energy, so she went to decorate Paris' apartment.
Paris called Bobby.
He was behind her… mama a bob behind u 💜
Bobby showed Paris his diary- I mean… Documentary with a picture of a dead body…..
Paris sent a text to JJ telling him to keep his head up + a pic of Skiliten. 😋
Paris made Bobby get out of the car and she drove off with his diary.
After a little chase, Paris gave the diary back.
Paris asked Bobby if he wanted to read hers.
Bobby started reading the entries.
Paris and Bobby went to steal a sea hunt from Jax and London.
When they got to the lighthouse, a Jax FNAF jumpscare happened…
Jax got in the car with them because dumb ahh sent his car into the ocean.
Bobby kept reading the diary until a point where Paris told him to stop. 🤫
Bobby head popped so Paris waited for him.
Paris and Jax talked about JJ and the whole leaving the gang situation
Bobby asked Paris if she wanted to do a meth run with the gang.
They went to the Cubby to meet with Mateo and Junior.
The Devil clocked Nebula over the phone for being a flop.
Paris needed a gun so she beat up Ryder and stole his gun.
She put him back on his feet and brought him to the car…. nothing happened
Nebula had the nerve to approach Paris and talk to her. STAY AWAY FROM HER GET A JOB
Nebula joined the meth run with CG BOOOO TOMATO TOMATO
While in the car with the guys, Paris put her airpods on and listened to Cool For The Summer YAY
After the meth run, Paris went to bed.

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