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June 19, 2025 at 07:02 PM
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Paris Argo TLDR: Friday The 13th

  • Paris took her new car out, The Cuntress, and went to the Marina.
  • Paris made a stop at the clothing to change her outfit.
  • She met a little bowl cut freak named JG.
  • She convinced him to quit his job at Up N Atom, so he could work at the Marina.
  • Paris hired JG at the Marina as a senior employee.
  • Paris gave him the rundown on the Marina.
  • Jax showed up and it seemed like him and JG already knew each other.
  • They started arguing. <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
  • JG revealed that he was an OG of [redacted]… JUMPSCARE <:nyasuuLook:1164308032428179466>
  • Paris got a text from JJ telling her he smoked Mario Gucci.
  • Paris and Shannon Gucci linked up.
  • Shannon asked Paris to buy her raffle tickets from Vulture Sea and Air.
  • Paris got her 5 fake tickets.
  • Paris was hired at Vulture Air and Sea.
  • Shannon accidentally pulled on Paris’ top causing a wardrobe malfunction.
  • Paris took Shannon down to the beach to have a serious talk with her.
  • Paris told Shannon about how evil Mario is.
  • Shannon wanted to kick Mario out of Venus.
  • Shannon called Mario down to the beach, while Paris watched from a roof.
  • Paris went to a little Pride event down in the Southside.
  • Shannon committed a hate crime and ran a car through the Pride event. 😭
  • Bob went to save her,
  • Paris lost a game at the event so she left.
  • Paris drove around for a bit.
  • London went out with Bullet
  • Paris went to the bank and met JJ and Jax there.
  • Paris and JJ pressed Jax on why he was not being truthful with himself about his feelings towards London.
  • Paris went to Mirage and saw that they were having a scary themed night, so she clocked in for a little.
  • She dressed up as a red hair patriot AHHHHH SCARY
  • After her shift, Paris linked up with Bobby.
  • They went up to the Marina
  • While London, Jax, and JJ were busy, Paris and Bobby held down the Marina.
  • She called London and London told her that she was in the middle of a chase.
  • Bobby served a group of ladies who were dining in.
  • Paris joined the girls to get some tea.
  • The girls talked about Stassi and her shady dealings.
  • Paris told the girls that it was time to start shaming the meeps and blue haired people again.
  • London told Paris about her interesting and strange date with Bullet.
  • Paris told London about JG.
  • After her shift at the Marina, Paris gave JJ a tarot reading.
  • Watch here!
  • After the reading, Paris and JJ went to help Jax set up for his date with London.
  • Things were confusing as Paris and JJ rode around on a jet ski.
  • After the failed attempt at a date, they all regrouped.
  • They went up to the Marina and the girls grabbed London's car and did their own thing.
  • Paris and London went to the Cubby and saw a happy Bobby Porter riding around on his bike having the time of his life. STUPID FUCKING BABY
  • Paris went to repair a car from the Cubby and went to bed afterwards.
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Paris Argo TLDR June 15th: Five Nights at London's (Bad Ending)

  • Paris made a new outfit.
  • She helped clean Jax's money at Mirage.
  • Paris had a chat with Novah, while dancing at Mirage.
  • Kyle Pred showed up at the Mirage with another officer.
    GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie started her day by posting on L saying she got pink eye by one of the dancers at Bahama Mamas.
  • After helping Novah clean her money, Paris left Mirage.
  • Paris went to the Cubby.
  • She saw Curtis and others who were getting ready to race.
  • Novah posted in the IRC that she got shot at by two people. OH HELL NO
  • Paris joined a race.
  • She placed 7/12
  • Paris went to Tequilala to watch JJ perform.
  • JJ dedicated his performance to Paris.
  • Paris went to Mirage with JJ to help him clean his money.
  • Paris and JJ talked about the name of their fans.
  • JJ said he doesn't know what to call his.
  • Paris said he should use JOBLOXIANS. om nom nom
  • They went to The Marina to steal food.
  • Paris got in a little altercation with some blue haired people trying to take one of The Marina workers hostage.
  • The employee was JG.
  • They ended up taking him.
  • Paris and JJ started planning for Jax's date with London.
  • As they were flying back from Cayo Perico, Jax started arguing with ATC… is #scared
  • Paris, JJ and Jax had a meeting about how the date was gonna go down.
  • The group planned a FNAF theme date for London.
  • Paris would be performing a live rendition of the FNAF song.
  • Paris came up with Tammy, a new alter ego that would be driving London and Jax around.
  • Paris went in the stu to make her FNAF song cover.
  • There was a change of plans and now Paris was making a Big Foot cover. <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
  • Another change of plans, the track would be a mashup of Big Foot and FNAF.
  • While they waited for London to wake up, Paris and JJ joined a race
  • She placed 9/22
  • Paris, JJ, and Jax witnessed Foley getting arrested by Colt.
  • As they continued to wait for London, the group had a spelling bee competition.
  • Well.. it seemed like the date would have to wait until Monday.
  • Mario (a Wu-Chang artist) wanted to show the group a song he'd been working on.
  • Paris, JJ, Jax and Bobby went to Wu-Chang.
  • After hearing his songs, Paris decided it was time to sleep.
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Paris Argo TLDR June 16th: Five Nights at London's (Good Ending)

  • Paris, London, JJ and Jax went to Wu-Chang.
  • Paris played a demo song.
  • IT WAS FUCKING MISS BRAT REVAMPED GIRL GET THE FUCK UP!
  • JJ was next, he showed the group a cover he made.
  • Paris and London went to do a little shift at Mirage to help JJ and Jax clean their money.
  • After JJ was done cleaning his money, they went outside because apparently Dona and Scarlet were fighting.
  • Jax told Paris that London had to leave, but she would be back soon.
  • They were going to do the date when she came back.
  • Paris stayed to see the fight.
  • After some back and forth between the two, Dona slapped Scarlet.
  • Scarlet punched her and started fist fighting.
  • Dona had enough and took out her gun, she downed Scarletdon't mess with the queen.
  • Paris tried to show off her jellyfish, but it seemed like it died…. falls to knees.
  • Paris went to her apartment with JJ and Jax to put the jellyfish in a tank.
  • She couldn't find the fish tank in the furniture catalog.
  • Paris drove by the Cubby with JJ and saw K, Zaceed, Cau, Ricky and someone else down.
  • Paris and JJ helped them get to the hospital.
  • Paris helped K first hehe.
  • While at the hospital, Zaceed told her to get Luther.
  • She started punching Luther, but he pulled a knife.
  • K and Paris shot him inside the hospital. 😊😋
  • Paris stood in the hospital with the group for a little bit before a storm took all of them.. and we hope we never see Ramee again.
  • Paris woke up and looked for the freaking fish tank… where the HELL is that damn fish tank 😠
  • JJ let Paris know that the jellyfishes were alive again yay
  • Paris went to see some Vinewood houses.
  • JJ texted her saying he has a CRAAAAZYY gift for her.
  • Paris went to his house to see… mmm I wonder what it could be…
  • JJ gifted her all of the jellyfish she needed to complete her the collection.
  • Paris did a little shift at Mirage.
  • Paris left Mirage with JJ after one client… where are the people oh my god
  • Paris and JJ got worried because they couldn't find London.
  • They went out looking for her…
  • Paris and JJ went to Parsons and met with Jax there.
  • Jax told them that he got kicked out of the Bustas
  • Paris, JJ, and Jax started getting ready for the date.
  • Paris asked Billy about Jax.
  • He told her that the Bustas would not be making any statements at this moment
  • Tammy, Jesus, Daquan and Jax went to pick up London.
  • Captain Dylan flew the group to Cayo Perico.
  • Tammy drove London and Jax to the villa.
  • London and Jax had their date.
  • Tammy played a message from Paris to London.
    • While the song played, Tammy dressed up as Freddy Fazbear and scared London. AHHHHH
  • Chica took the stage and did a special performance for London
    • A cover of Viva La Vida by Coldplay.
  • London… didn’t react positively to the performance… bites nails
  • Chica came back for an encore, this time it was a cover of Yellow by Coldplay
  • As Chica sang their beautiful cover song… Jaxon NotABusta Tuneski asked London out officially.
  • London said yes? Maybe? She didn’t say no.
  • The crowd cheers! Chica performed another song!
  • Paris and JJ went to the Marina to talk to London and Jax.
  • Jax told Paris what happened between him and the Bustas.
  • He said the Syndicate was upset that Jax got a Chang Gang chain by doing business with them, rather than stealing it.
  • After that, the Bustas kicked him out #RobotsOverBoys.
  • EVERYONE STOP JJ put on #HausLabs #ad foundation and concealer on and… he’s not that ugly.
  • Jax told Paris that he was wiping the Bustas house.
  • London and JJ stole money counters from the Bustas.
  • Jax told them to return the counters.
  • Tsunami happened and Paris went to bed.
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Paris Argo TLDR June 17th: Chaotic But Not Quite Chill

  • Paris woke up at the Cubby,
  • She started off by writing her first diary entry. RIP Vernice Argo 🕊️
  • Paris went to repair her car.
  • Paris sent Mr. K a beautiful birthday! card courtesy of @agus
  • Paris went to the Marina.
  • She started getting chased on her way there
  • NO STOPPING! She brought the cops to the Marina.
  • When she got there, Tinker told her that she was under arrest after she told them she was bringing them to the Marina. She's innocent your honor!
  • Tinker also said that she had an outstanding traffic citation.
  • She decided to drive off.
  • Paris decided to take a tour of the new gentrified Sandy Shores as she was getting chased.
  • She got on the CG radio and asked for help.
  • Cau responded, but he was racing.
  • The Devil offered to help…
  • Mateo and Nebula picked up Paris… as if this day couldn't get worse…
  • Nebula asked Paris what happened to their friendship and Paris went off on him for switching up and for what happened to London.
  • Paris wrote in her diary about Nebula.
  • So.. the car was missing like 2 tires…
  • Paris was now driving.
  • The car caught on fire.
  • She broke cuffs one time.
  • She got cuffed…. bye.
  • The cops searched her and took the CG radio.
  • Nebula, Mateo and Junior saved her omfg.
  • Junior lost the cops yay.
  • Broke ah Mateo tried to steal Paris’ chain, but fucked up.
  • They tried to uncuff Paris for a little bit but no one could.
  • Junior saved the day.
  • Paris realized cops took her radio?? like okay.
  • Paris told Junior the story of why she hates Nebula and what he did last night.
  • Paris looked at the new Jeweled Dragon store.
  • Paris called London and told her about the chase.
  • They talked about Nebula's behavior yesterday.
  • Paris pick up London and they went to see the new gentrified Sandy.
  • There was new mechanic shop (with a gym), a dealership, car wash, church (with a tunnel), a plaza with a clothing store, tattoo shop, barber shop, ammunition, and a bank coming soon in front of The Marina.
  • Paris and London stopped at The Marina.
  • JJ, Jax and Jeff were there.
  • Paris told JJ how the chase started.
  • Paris and London decided to do a little shift.
  • Paris took JJ to show him the new buildings in Sandy.
    GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie posted about eating at The Marina #AD #Sponsored
  • Jackie got in a fight with Daphne.
    GOOPUPDATES64: Someone posted their birthday event, Jackie replied that it will be the last.
  • Paris looked to see if there was a Vinewood house for sale… no luck today.
  • Paris asked what's the tea with the underground in the CG IRC.
  • Paris' timer ran out, it's time to clock out from The Marina.
  • Someone called Paris asking if The Marina would like to sponsor an opening with food.
  • Paris told them they would leach off ofthem if a lot of people show up.
  • Paris went to see if she had a warrant.
  • She didn't… for now.
  • Paris, London, JJ and Jax went to see the underground.
  • The doors were border up.
  • Paris saw that the Jeweled Dragon was opening so she rushed to work there.
  • The big bitches told Paris they already have a system so she can't sell…. <:sideeye:1325679119186268243>
  • She modeled instead.
  • Paris and Hazel were the models for the day.
  • Off the bat things became chaotic.

GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie told Shannon that she was done dirty by Mario

  • Shannon showed up at Jewel Dragon causing a commotion.
  • Paris got a call from Dante, she tried to convince him to buy a chain.
  • 🌸 The Jewel Dragon was now closed 🌸
  • Paris and Hazel got paid $15k for their modeling services.
  • London made a L account for the Marina
  • Paris tried to pay off a loan, however she couldn’t and could only make an early payment.
  • Paris met with JJ and Jax.
  • Paris clocked in for a shift at Mirage.
  • Paris wrote in her diary and added picture of Nebula to her diary entry.
  • London texted Paris saying that Scarlet was at The Marina with another man.. ouuu Nebula don't make that face.
  • Paris told her to take a pic but London uninstalled the camera app. ?? okay
  • London asked her if she should take a polaroid instead but Paris told her that maybe they shouldn't shame her for being with another man. anything to save her from Nebula.
  • After driving around with JJ for a bit, they decided to go to The Marina.
  • They met with London and Jax.
  • Leo and Jax started fighting.
  • Jax shot Leo after Leo told him to
  • The group did a beach mission.
  • Jax told Paris half the Bustas will leave the gang.
  • Mateo called Paris and asked her to hang out
  • Mateo told her that him and BoomBox were hanging out and to meet at the Cubby.
  • Paris dropped off Jax and London by Vespucci Canals.
  • Paris drove to the Cubby.
  • Paris called JJ and he told her that her chain was worth $75K.
  • Paris did her gang hours.
  • Paris went up to the HQ storage to look for a radio and a gun but there were none there.
  • Mateo picked up Paris and he told her that Boombox was his apartment
  • Mateo wanted to spend some time alone with Paris and maybe hang out at the beach. shudders
  • Paris had flashbacks to when Mateo tricked her into hanging out with him.
  • They picked up Boombox and went to see Junior at Ramee's business at the heli place.
  • Junior told Paris that today was his first day on the job and he sold a boat.
  • Paris, Mateo, Junior and BoomBox did some jobs.
  • Paris did not have a gun…
  • They went back to the Cubby to check if Junior had parts to make her gun before doing a meth delivery.
  • Paris was on L fighting everyone under Jackie Goop
  • While doing a weed runParis saw ESB cars lurking and told the guys.
  • Dona asked Paris if she should finally tell Shannon that she left Venus Records.
  • Paris said yes but not to mention her leaving too.

|| - Taco snitched on The Factory ||

  • Shannon called Paris saying she wanted to hang out and to meet at the Bean Machine to talk…
  • Dona called Paris to warn her about Shannon accusing Dona of being poached.
  • Paris pulled up to Bean Machine and Shannon & Scarlet were waiting for her.
  • Shannon revealed she tricked Paris and accused her of poaching Dona and leaving the company.
  • Shannon suggested that they needed a breath of fresh air and for them to climb up the crane.
  • The wind picked up Shannon and she flew off the crane. 🤣
  • Paris arrived at Marina to have a meeting with Nico.
  • Nico told Paris why he had beef with Isaiah.
  • He explained that Isaiah was friends with Mario Gucci and how Isaiah orchestrated Mario shooting at the Marina.
  • The Marina staff had a meeting about needing people for EU/AU and who should be promoted or fired.
  • A few people were causing a ruckus in the Marina parking lot and pointing guns.
  • They were looking for someone named Ricky.
  • Jax trunk checked someone with a blue car and got held up by them while Paris, London and JJ were still in the meeting.
  • They took Jax's new chain.
  • Jax and JJ left to find them.
  • Paris and London meet Ronnie Russo, he told them that he co-owns Taco's meat business with him.
  • Ronnie told them that he's interested in doing more business with the Marina.
  • Jax told the group that he's getting several gangs to look for them. They think it's the Hooligans.
  • JJ suggested the Marina should have an employee hunting trip.
  • JJ gave Paris his radio since hers was taken by the PD earlier.
  • Paris asked JJ if he's losing money because of everything he's spent on her.
  • JJ told Paris that he stays making money and wants to spend it on someone awesome (her).
  • Paris bought joints from Jax, and JJ gave her meth for free. 🥰
  • Paris woke back up to sell Ronnie Russo a boat. Her first sale!
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Paris Argo TLDR June 18th: Time To Clock Some Gags

  • Paris woke up in her apartment at the Cubby.
  • London was there too.
  • They went for a quick outfit change.
  • Ace called Paris asking her where the hell is she. okay damn.
  • Paris made a BEAUTIFUL pride outfit 🩷 with devil wings?? uhmm…
    GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie just publicly came out ♥️ they/them/she/her is Poly Enby Temporarily Able Bodies Lesbian Demisexual.
  • Paris attended the Wu-Chang meeting.
  • People started taking their clothes off because there was no ac in the Wu-Chang building.
  • Ace started clocking the people who came in late.
  • Daphne asked who AMNoverBIMBOS was.
  • Paris said that she has a lot of crazy stans.
  • Ace was onto Paris and asked if it was her behind the Jackie Goop account, he asked to see her phone.
    • Paris denied the ridiculous allegations.
  • Karnage said he was dropping a tune with Zolo later that night.
  • SARA WAS AWAKE FALLS TO KNEES AND SCREAMS AND CRIES
  • Everyone in the meeting starting introducing themselves…. I hate it here.
  • Ace asked the people in the room what was the music scene like at the moment and how was everyone feeling about it.
  • Ace wants 2 events a month for Wu-Chang.
  • Ace said that music is secondary and that there needs to be other things done along with it.
  • Gordon started getting defensive.
  • Daphne woke up and chose violence in the meeting, first she came for Ryan, then Gordon.
  • Ace made Gordon play his Peanut diss.
  • Ace was being very shady towards Paris
  • 3/3 .WAV was in the meeting omg omg omg.
  • Sara clocked Ace about K not being in the meeting right right whack him again for me.
  • Ace mentioned that a new Wu-Chang building is in the works.
  • Sara punched Kaleb and was SORRY about it.
  • Paris saw in the CG IRC that cops were locking the Cubby and the apartments.
  • Ace brought up the idea of Music Awards.
  • Dona told them that Brazil was looking for an artist to perform AT 8 AM EST…AMN will not be going 🤣
  • Daphne brought up an idea of making a "boy group competition"…. eating those Star 5 nachos
  • Dona is now in charge of event management. queen queen queen
  • Paris told everyone to NOT use AI for their song/album cover art… or else she was going to find them and shoot them.
  • The meeting was finally over. Thank god.
  • Paris and London filled Sara in on all the things she missed.
  • JJ told Paris that he left Snow.
  • He said he tried to speak with the gang, but they removed him from everything.
  • Paris dropped JJ at the beach house, so he could talk with Ace.
  • Sara left… bye
  • London told Paris someone got in contact with her to do a floor plan of The Marina.
  • The rest of the doors are now able to be locked yay yay.
  • JJ called Paris and asked her if she could help him move some stuff from his house.
  • Paris went to the city with London and Jax.
  • Paris and London talked about how they think Sammy probably said something to Ace.
  • Paris and London talked about JJ being interested in the Bustas and outgrowing Snow.
  • London said that Jax told her that JJ seemed very sad and defeated about the situation.
  • Paris and London met with Jax.
  • Paris and London decided to do a little shift at Mirage and help JJ and Jax clean their money.

GOOPUPDATES64: "since BEMEKA is over. Zarmella is my new comfort ship."

  • Bobby made an appearance at Mirage.
  • Paris gave him money to clean for her.
  • Shannon called Paris asking for help because she was stuck in her apartment.
  • While helping Shannon, Adriana appeared.
  • Shannon got stuck in the elevator and had to take a nap.
  • Paris heard Adriana talking with Nebula on the phone. 👀
  • Adriana and Scarlet got into a little fight, while on the phone.
  • Scarlet and Nebula showed up at the apartments.
  • Scarlet started getting shady towards Paris, so Paris brought up the man they saw Scarlet with at the Hospital.
  • Nebula took Scarlet's phone.
  • Paris left to go back to Mirage.
  • Nebula posted on L for Paris to unblock him. 🤣
  • Paris, London, JJ and Jax went to The Marina to keep working on the floor plan.
  • Paris asked JJ about the conversation he had with Ace at the beach house.
  • He said Ace told him "he changed" and that his relationship with Paris had something to do with it.
  • JJ said he shut down that narrative instantly.
  • Paris, London, Jax, and JJ drove around talking about Wu-Chang and the meeting from earlier.
  • Paris had enough of the silent car ride and went to sell drugs.
  • Paris wrote her daily diary entry.
  • London texted Paris and told her that JJ and Jax sucked up all of her energy, so she went to decorate Paris' apartment.
  • Paris called Bobby.
  • He was behind her… mama a bob behind u 💜
  • Bobby showed Paris his diary- I mean… Documentary with a picture of a dead body…..
  • Paris sent a text to JJ telling him to keep his head up + a pic of Skiliten. 😋
  • Paris made Bobby get out of the car and she drove off with his diary.
  • After a little chase, Paris gave the diary back.
  • Paris asked Bobby if he wanted to read hers.
  • Bobby started reading the entries.
  • Paris and Bobby went to steal a sea hunt from Jax and London.
  • When they got to the lighthouse, a Jax FNAF jumpscare happened…
  • Jax got in the car with them because dumb ahh sent his car into the ocean.
  • Bobby kept reading the diary until a point where Paris told him to stop. 🤫
  • Bobby head popped so Paris waited for him.
  • Paris and Jax talked about JJ and the whole leaving the gang situation
  • Bobby asked Paris if she wanted to do a meth run with the gang.
  • They went to the Cubby to meet with Mateo and Junior.
  • The Devil clocked Nebula over the phone for being a flop.
  • Paris needed a gun so she beat up Ryder and stole his gun.
  • She put him back on his feet and brought him to the car…. nothing happened
  • Nebula had the nerve to approach Paris and talk to her. STAY AWAY FROM HER GET A JOB
  • Nebula joined the meth run with CG BOOOO TOMATO TOMATO
  • While in the car with the guys, Paris put her airpods on and listened to Cool For The Summer YAY
  • After the meth run, Paris went to bed.
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Credits: <@968640537886355477> , <@963294321191301151> , <@560980135302397982> , <@748359169916141609> , Maya, and the rest of the TLDR Team! <:nyasuuLove:1183741185521631232>

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