• K, Ramee, Zolo, Zaceed, and Chawa met with the Cartel in the Sandy Quarry Tunnel Hideout
• Charles may have decided to jump instead of taking the ladder
• El Padrino told the boys that a Syndicate robot was at the Military Base
• He told them to hack the robot so it recognizes La Jefa as its new owner and deliver it back to the Cartel
• Padrino gave K a photo of the top of the ATC Tower where the laptop to hack the robot was located
• As the boys arrived at the ATC Tower, guards opened fire on them
• They shot the guards, lockpicked the doors, and made their way to the laptop and robot
• Ramee and Zaceed hacked the laptop and got a Dark USB
• They inserted the USB and the robot, named 1/10, rebooted with a CG symbol showing on the display
• Mr. K told 1/10 to come with them and they would be best friends!
• Zaceed taught **1/10 ** some new phrases and tested his AI
• The group returned to the Cartel Headquarters, but Charles and 1/10 failed to climb down the ladder
• 1/10 was delivered and taken to have his programming examined
• As a reward, Padrino gave them a Skorpion, 10 boxes of SMG ammo, and 30 cans of solvent
• Padrino told K to make some noise with the Skorpion and that he wanted to hear about it being used
• Padrino also said he would have La Jefa work with K on hitting incoming shipments of solvent to help their stock
• Ramee went to the HQ and made himself a green-red karambit knife
• Ramee, Mateo, Ace, and Bobby P. did a Jewelry Heist
• Ramee made himself a ruby karambit knife with the rubies from the Jewelry Heist
• Ramee stabbed Richard with his karambit, stole his bike, and took Richard to the hospital

• K, Ramee, Zaceed, Zolo, and Chawa finally did the Jewelry Heist
• The plan worked to block the ground units, but Air-1 stayed on them
• During the chase, K cuffed an officer, stole his car, and feed it to the maze
• Cops chased K after dumping the car but could not lose the cops
• After a few spike and pits attempts and unable to shake the PD heli
• K, Zolo, Chawa got into a heli and chased down Air-1
• PD heli started smoking and everyone dipped, everyone escaped
• ** K, Ramee, Chawa, Zolo**, and *Zaceed* flew to Cayo Perico to make some cocaine
• The heli crashed on the way to the island and everyone had to swim the rest of the way
• K declared war on the rest of the boys, resulting in K blowing himself and Ramee up
• K told Zolo to rob everything off K to make the cocaine while Ramee and K got a medevac off the island
• Asher got the boys a new heli, so Zaceed picked up K and Ramee and flew them back to Cayo
• K and the boys completed the job and smuggled 3 coke bricks
• As they were doing a smuggling job, the Syndicate pulled up in a heli and started shooting the boat
• K got a call from La Jefa to meet at the tunnels near the Quarry
• On the way to meet with La Jefa, Cpl. Brandon Johnson pulled the boys over
• He apologized for spiking them yesterday and the boys beat him up for good measure
• K, Ramee, Zolo, Zaceed, and Chawa met with the Cartel in the Sandy Quarry Tunnel Hideout
• Charles may have decided to jump instead of taking the ladder
• El Padrino told the boys that a Syndicate robot was at the Military Base
• He told them to hack the robot so it recognizes La Jefa as its new owner and deliver it back to the Cartel
• Padrino gave K a photo of the top of the ATC Tower where the laptop to hack the robot was located
• As the boys arrived at the ATC Tower, guards opened fire on them
• They shot the guards, lockpicked the doors, and made their way to the laptop and robot
• Ramee and Zaceed hacked the laptop and got a Dark USB
• They inserted the USB and the robot, named 1/10, rebooted with a CG symbol showing on the display
• Mr. K told 1/10 to come with them and they would be best friends!
• Zaceed taught **1/10 ** some new phrases and tested his AI
• The group returned to the Cartel Headquarters, but Charles and 1/10 failed to climb down the ladder
• 1/10 was delivered and taken to have his programming examined
• As a reward, K was given a Skorpion, 10 boxes of SMG ammo, and 30 cans of solvent
• Padrino told K to make some noise with the Skorpion and that he wanted to hear about it being used
• Padrino also said he would have La Jefa work with K on hitting incoming shipments of solvent to help their stock
• K and the boys went to the hospital and saw the cops escorting Carmella in cuffs <:o7:1123771847155126313>
• K tested the Skorpion on Zaceed, Paris, and Zolo

Evilmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 25th

• Evilmella wakes up at her house
  • She gets a car and goes to change her hair
  • She goes to Burger Shot
  • The worker gives her some attitude
  • “You look like you can handle 5 burgers at a time”
  • “Can you handle 5 bullets to your head?”
  • She shoots him and walks out
• Evilmella gets changed and goes to The Cubby
  • She sees Taco
  • She tells him not to worry about her
• Evilmella calls Mr K to The Cubby
  • She tells K, Vinny, Suarez, and Zolo the events that took place
  • Mr K is onto Monarchy and Snow
  • Mr K told her to handle Taco
• Evilmella heads to The Mirage
  • She opens the club
  • Evilmella adds to the “List of bitches to kill” list
  • Pink haired girl from Snow is on the list
  • Evilmella notices notes in her office
  • ”Bring her back” , “Time is almost up”
  • She suspects Urithrah is behind this
• Evilmella calls Clay
  • She asks about her AR
  • He says Cosmo isn’t awake
  • She gives him 2 days… or else..
• Evilmella calls Cody from the YP
  • He notices her ‘robotic’ voice
  • She starts to call people from the YP to get them come down to Mirage
• Ryder comes to clean his money
  • He tells her that BCG died oop
  • A lot of members moved to Tenshi
  • She asks if he’s ever been locked in a box before… Ryder you in danger girl
  • He says well no…
  • Evilmella talks up the box
  • She seems intrigued
• She tells him that she’s living her life better than before… looks around
  • She says she needs a better space to run her organization… #CarmellaGangIncoming
  • She tells him about wanting to sell Mirage for half a million
  • She makes an L post about selling The Mirage

• Evilmella gets another email from The Syndicate saying she made a mistake by entering their world
  • ”We will find you Carmella Corset”
  • Evilmella separates herself from the group
  • She went over the last email again
• Evilmella goes to 10-42 for some food
  • She sees Priscilla and Colt having a one on one … hm
  • She takes a picture of them and leaves
• Much to think about.. Evilmella goes to Franklin’s House to hide
  • She goes to the bedroom and talks into the mirror
  • She hears footsteps…
  • In walks, the diva, the icon, the legend.. The Robot
  • The Robot puts a bag over her head and says “You’re coming with us”
• Evilmella tells him they don’t know her and they’ve got it all wrong
  • The Robot says, “Well no, we’re the syndicate mama.. we know all”
  • A blonde girl with The Robot says “one of the clones she created would like to have some fun for a while”
  • Evilmella says she’s the good one
  • The Robot asks who’s the one bleeding out on the table???? HELLO???
  • The Syndicate team talk amongst themselves and say Carmella #7 is ready and the rest of ‘them’ have been flawed
• The Robot takes her back to Humane Labs
  • Evilmella starts to plead for her life
  • The Robot addresses Evilmella as Number 3
  • Evilmella alludes to what really happened that night
  • Evilmella says she woke up in the lab, really angry
• Evilmella asks what they want with her
  • The blonde tells her she’ll let The Robot tell her
  • The Robot tells her they’re going down memory lane, and will be going to where she killed “her”

• The Syndicate ask her about The Box
  • She tells them she put OgMella(?) in the box to keep an eye on her
  • They ask if Rosa knows she lied to her
  • Evilmella says well yes!
• The Syndicate take her to a Farm
  • The Robot asks “Why the clones”
  • Evilmella tells them that Carmella paid $1million for a body double and Rosa did something with the extra’s
  • The blonde girl asks her if she knows what accountability means 😭😭
  • Evilmella says she didn’t ask to be here
  • The blonde girl clocks her and says “I think you’re confused that you’re actually Carmella… You can be erased”
• Evilmella offers them her help to stay alive
  • The Robot convenes
  • The Robot will spare her if she helps them get information on the ‘3 big heads’ in Los Santos
  • ESB, Hades … and Chang Gang
  • MR K GET DOWN
  • Evilmella says she’ll do whatever it takes
  • The Robot gives her an IRC to give them the information and give her a gun to protect herself from The Monarchy
  • They also give her a giant robotic hand and they drive off
• Mr K had called, She calls him back
  • Mr K tells her that he tried to press Snow Gang but they told him that she already hashed it out with them
  • Evilmella asks about trying his coke
  • Evilmella hangs up when he asks what she’s doing
  • She reports back to The Syndicate
  • Evilmella drives to The Cubby and pings Mr K
  • Evilmella calls Priscilla
  • Priscilla tells her Officer Finch has been asking about Catty and why Catty has an office

LeAnn Cassidy vs Syndicate

• LeAnn received emails regarding the Cassidy Family Farm being transferred from Colt to LeAnn and then from LeAnn to a company named Colt Family Holdings
• LeAnn also received an email stating that MeeMaw passed away on May 23, 2025
• Another email was received stating that the Cassidy Family Farm was being bulldozed and a Mini Mall was being put up in it's place
• LeAnn was pinged to a location in the__ Windmill Farm__
• At the Windmill Farm, there was a casket and headstone with MeeMaw's name on it
• There were two polaroid photos in the casket, one of** MeeMaw** dancing on a pole at Mirage and another of MeeMaw with a bag on her head in a garage in the Trailer Park near the Windmill Farm
• PD quickly mobilized to the garage and found nothing there, but it did sound like there was a bomb nearby
• LeAnn started to put together that the emails were likely coming from the Syndicate, who she was looking in to after Colt was sniped the night before
• TJ Mack also got an email that appeared to be framing LeAnn for killing MeeMaw and transferring the Cassidy Family Farm
• In the email, a meeting was requested for 12pm EST, LeAnn & Mack thought about a potential sting operation to figure out who was behind the emails
• It was later found out that Pike also received the email and launched an investigation into LeAnn
• LeAnn called** Johnson Long** and met up with him and Ellie
• LeAnn asked them to place an injunction on the docket to stop the transfer of the family farm
• LeAnn told Ellie and Johnson that she believes that the only thing safe from the Syndicate is court documents and the MDT
• LeAnn received a call from a random number
• At first, it sounded like MeeMaw, but LeAnn soon realized it was a robot and the call was ended
• LeAnn met with Colt Cassidy
• Colt blamed** LeAnn** and Dante, Colt didn't believe LeAnn when she said she had nothing to do with it
• Colt said LeAnn did the same thing with** Killian**, instigated him until *Killian* attacked Colt
• Colt said it was suspicious that LeAnn didn't tell the family MeeMaw was dead, but LeAnn insisted that without a body or death certificate, there was no proof MeeMaw was dead
• While at another meeting with Ellie and Johnson, LeAnn got two voice notes, one from** Killian's** number and one from a random number
• Both voice notes were from** Killian** indicating that if LeAnn got these messages, word got back to Killian's people that he was dead
• In them, Killian declared his love for LeAnn, told her to watch her back and not to believe anyone
• Killian also said he left everything to** LeAnn** and it could all be hers if she wanted it
• Mack went to try to find the meeting spot, but was unable to find anything
• LeAnn was then sent a photo of MeeMaw fishing
• LeAnn quickly went over to the location and found MeeMaw and started questioning her
• MeeMaw managed to get LeAnn on a boat alone, but LeAnn was suspicious
  • LeAnn started asking MeeMaw questions that only she would know
• In the middle of the conversation, MeeMaw's voice turned robotic…. LeAnn told the robot MeeMaw to put their hands up
  • LeAnn was sniped by a high caliber round in the chest which threw her overboard into the Alamo Sea
• While LeAnn was being rushed to surgery, Colt caught the robot who shot LeAnn
• Mack & Colt saw a Robot going up the mountain, so they pursued
• The Robot flew off the bike it was on and died <:RIP:1370627468385583134>

• Robot MeeMaw showed up to the hospital and told the Doctors working on LeAnn to save her life and that "They aren't finished with her yet"
• Robot MeeMaw held up the Doctors working on LeAnn with a gun until Colt came in and realized what was happening
• Robot MeeMaw malfunctioned and was placed in cuffs.
• Colt ended up shooting robot MeeMaw with the family shotgun once he realized it was a robot
• The other robot Mack and Colt took out started beeping like there was a bomb
• Colt pulled Ellie & Tarts into LeAnn's ICU room
• Colt requested that since he and Tarts were LeAnn's Power of Attorney, that they file to stop all the paperwork on the Cassidy Family Farm
• Colt received an email stating that they had already started breaking ground on the new mini mall
• Colt requested they file a restraining order against Dante while LeAnn is in the ICU
• Colt was informed that the Robot MeeMaw was awake, but locked by a passcode
• Colt requested Robot MeeMaw be brought into the ICU room
• "Cassidy Creek" was the password and MeeMaw was rebooted

• After placing top 3 in her battle in the cube world, Paris returned to Los Santos.
• Paris landed on the Cubby roof.
• Paris got stuck inside a house.
• She called Bobby for help.
• Dick and Cau found her and tried helping her.
• Cau shot the window.
• She' was freed.
• Jax called Paris and told her Rick charged him 5k for the XO, ARGO contract review.
• Paris went to fuel her car.
• Officer Flinch talked to Paris for a bit.
• Someone crashed into the gas pumps.
• Paris got overstimulated and left.
• Paris went to the Cubby.
• Paris sent 10k to Zolo.
• Sara woke up and called Paris.
• Paris told her they needed to start rehearsing for the event.
• Jax pushed Paris out of the car.
• The XO, Argo crew made some blind bags for the concert.
• Paris and Sara went to rehearse for the concert.
• Paris, Sara, Bobby and Drew attempted to lock pick Hudson's house.
  • Drew had some issues lock picking.
• Cops showed up.
• Cops questioned London.
• Someone in the boblonkhlaris gc texted that Hudson sold the house.
• Paris saw on the tablet that the house was sold for either 280k or 305k.
• Paris, Sara, and London went to the show.
  • There was a shooting as the arrived.
• Paris suspected it was Shannon Gucci who demanded to be a part of the show earlier
• Paris told Sara after the event they need to start considering on leaving Venus Records.
• JJ gifted Paris a polaroid camera. WHAT A MAN WHAT A MAN
• Jax told Paris that JJ bought all of his blind bags.
• Paris called Shannon and told her Wicked "wanted her" <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris took a polaroid pic of Shannon and Wicked.
• Colt Cassidy got snipped by the Syndicate robot.
• Coral sent a message to the event group chat saying she thinks the sniper was trying to get her and not Colt.
• London is freaking out because she thinks the robot is gonna target her.
• Bris announced Paris and Sara won the costume contest.
• Paris and Sara performed at Bris event (the witch didn't wake up).
• The girls performed Tonight, Mister and the national anthem BEG 4 IT.
• JJ gave Paris a polaroid he took of her on stage giggles and twirls hair
• London told Paris Colt texted her saying the robot wants her.

• Zoey tells her that Priscilla and Paris have told her that Evilmella has been acting weird and that she’s changed
  • Mid chase, Mr K calls Evilmella and tells her Taco’s outside The Cubby
• Evilmella drives to The Cubby
  • Mr K holds up Taco to get in their car
  • Taco gets in the car
• The chase ensues, Taco in the back of the car screaming help me to the police
  • Zoey ended up losing the cops
  • Evilmella tells Taco to get out of the car
• “Since you want to talk to the PD so bad, tell them Carmella did it to you” <:carmieDrama:905576219788054558>
• She guns him down with the AR and the girls take off
• Evilmella, Zoey and Blair go to Vinewood Bowl to talk
  • She clears the air saying she’s not a clone, or a robot
  • She tells them she faked her death so she could keep her pd job and get stuff/information
• Evilmella hires Zoey and Blair to The Mirage
  • Blair tells her that Urithrah is concerned about her
• Shannon and Adriana met up with them
  • Evilmella tells the girls about Leo, Christina and Valentina
  • She hires Shannon and Adriana as well
• Evilmella take the girls to The Mirage to show them The Box
  • She told them that she was put in the box
  • Shannon tries to call Leo to get her to meet, Leo got sussed out
• Zoey, Shannon, Adriana and Blair reveal that they are witches and apart of Arcana
  • Evilmella texts Zoey a list of names to find and deal with…
• Evilmella hires Felicity as a dancer
  • She calls Priscilla
  • Priscilla says she doesn’t like Blair
  • Evilmella tells Priscilla she’s using them to get Leo, Christina and Valentina
  • Priscilla says: That’s MY job 💜
• Evilmella and Priscilla meet up
  • Evilmella says Zoey is a loose end and says she’s all for shooting her in the face
  • Evilmella makes a new Mirage IRC
  • Mirage-N1ght
• Zoey calls Evilmella and says victim one has been caught— Christina
  • Felicity, Urithrah, Evilmella and Priscilla go to Venus Records
• They were too early and go hide
  • Leo was supposed to come to Venus
  • Felicity sneaks around to see what’s going on
  • She tells the girls to come out and that they’re holding up Christina
  • Zoey calls her and tells her to find the garage
• Arcana is questioning Christina
  • Evilmella asks Christina what her plan was yesterday
  • She tells her that Valentina wanted to put her in The Box
  • Christina says she doesn’t know anything about the temu Carmella Corset L account but the clones were former Mirage dancers
• Christina tells her that they were gonna let her out the day they found her but Gigi and Priscilla convinced them not to
  • They mentioned a clone to the group…
  • Evilmella tells the witches to get her
  • They kill her and ‘suck her energy’😭😭😭

Evilmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 May 21st

• Evilmella wakes up at her house
  • She goes to get changed
  • She meets JPM and asks for a lock pick
  • She drives herself back Mirage
  • She checks on the box to see if Bobby is still in there— he wasn’t
• Evilmella calls Taco
  • She lets him know that Bobby spent the night in the box
  • Taco spreads the robot allegations once again saying she’s not Carmella
  • Taco says she better find Bobby or he’ll ask the cops to look for her and Bobby
  • Evilmella says whatever evidence he has, no one will believe him
• Evilmella tries to call Bobby
  • He doesn’t answer
• Evilmella calls Ramee
  • She asks if he took Bobby out of the box
  • He said Paris did
  • She tells him about Taco threatening to call the police
  • Evilmella asks him to help put Taco in the box
• Ramee goes silent and says “Yo Taco, can we go on a drive for a second—“
• Ramee tells Evilmella that Taco won’t come but he has Peanut
  • **Mr K, *Zolo* and Vinny walk in the club
  • Mr K tells her they have Peanut out front
  • Evilmella says she wants Taco
  • Ramee brings in Peanut and the rest of the boys go to hunt for Taco
• Evilmella and Vinny tell Peanut to get in the box
  • Evilmella tells him she just wants Taco
  • Peanut tries to plead his case
  • He said he was the only one looking for her
• Evilmella says she wants to steal from the MRPD Armoury
  • Vinny and Peanut tell her they can help her
  • Peanut asks her if she remembers when she was Jane
  • She says no, she was in the box
  • Peanut is #confused
• Evilmella and the boys go back upstairs and plan for the PD Heist
  • Vinny thinks they should do it ‘quiet’
  • Vinny says this is beneficial for everyone including K for his court case
  • He calls Mr K to the Mirage
• Evilmella tells the boys that Leo Cartier snitched to the cops so she wants to do this quickly before she gets fired
  • She tells Vinny about Taco knowing she was in the box
  • Vinny tells her that the people are saying she’s a clone
• Ramee and Mr K come to the club
  • Vinny explains the plan
  • Mr K and Ramee are down
  • Vinny sends Evilmella $20k
  • Evilmella starts her ‘PD’ shopping list
• Evilmella and the boys change into their cop disguises in the Mirage dressing room
  • Evilmella puts on her blue wig…
• K, Evilmella, Ramee, Zolo and Vinny got ready to rob MRPD
• Evilmella opened the back door and Ramee, K and Evilmella went inside :Sneak:
• They walked into the armory and purchased a total of 159 unique items (Per Audit review by Knox)
• An AR, bunch of parachutes, AR Ammo, 9 tasers, PD handcuffs, police shields, spike boxes, armor plates, medical kits, flashbangs, rifle ammo, etc.
  • Evilmella puts all her stolen equipment in her house, then runs out to go help in the chase
• A very long chase ensued, Commish Colt Cassidy made the call for All PD units to pursue and apprehend them by any means necessary
  • While getting chased, Evilmella got 3 unknown calls, a ping to a location and a call from Colt Cassidy ….. Send Help.
• After a boat gateway; K, Vinny, Zolo and Evilmella made it to Cayo Perico and managed to get all stolen pd gear out
• Ramee unfortunately went to jail and was facing some heavy time in the prison

• Evilmella notices an Ari person on L saying Mirage is sexist
  • Urithrah knows Ari
  • She gets him down to the club
• Ari shows up to the club and tries to plead his case and reasoning for the post
  • Evilmella suggests trying to make an all-male club so women can enjoy their own space…
  • She holds him up and tells him to delete his post
  • She tells him to post ‘Mirage is very fucking sexist’
  • He posts it with a ‘kissy face’
  • Too bad she hates ‘kissy faces’— Ari gets shot and left at the club
• Evilmella tells him to let everyone know “The Bitch is back” MWAH
  • Evilmella and the girls find a pay phone
  • She calls Leo
  • Leo tells her Priscilla put a restraining order on her
• Leo tells her to look into her inner circle
  • Evilmella asked her where she’s getting her info from
  • Leo tells her to ask Priscilla, she mentions the Humans Labs heist
• Evilmella confronts Priscilla and Gigi for telling Leo everything
  • Priscilla says everyone was after her
  • She says she didn’t say everything
  • Gigi says she never said robot
  • Gigi says that this isn’t new information and she told her they said something
• Urithrah intervenes and says arguing with eachother is not helping and this is what they want
  • They all get back in the car and head to Bahama Mamas
• They plan to ‘flashbang’ the club
• They go to Evilmella’s apartment to test it out
  • It definitely works!
• Evilmella calls Ramee
  • She asks him if he has anymore flashbangs
  • He tells her that he has nothing
  • She tells him that she still has her job and asks him if he wants to run it back
  • He’s down
• Evilmella and Urithrah go to Bahama Mamas
  • It was empty except for dancers getting their pictures taken
  • Evilmella felt bad and they decided to leave
• The girls still wanted chaos so they went to The Cubby
  • They poured gasoline on a pink car and blew it up
  • As they drive away, Junior started shooting at her
  • Ramee calls her
  • She tells him to tell Junior to stop shooting her
  • Ramee says they can do the PD Heist tomorrow
• Priscilla tells Evilmella that Zoey told her Paris was calling her and Priscilla evil
  • Ace calls Gigi and Taco calls Priscilla
  • Ace asks why they’re shooting on ‘HIS’ block
  • Taco joins in and him and Gigi start yelling back and forth
• Evilmella suggests flash banging The Cubby
  • Paris and Bobby are at The Cubby mourning the loss of ‘Sherbet’
  • ‘Sherbet’ being the car they blew up
  • Evilmella says “yeahokbye”

• Evilmella tells them that she’s not a part of the mob and just found out what it was
  • She tells him she thought he’d be happier to see that she’s alive
  • Taco says he’s thrilled!
• Evilmella mentions the basement being broken into and asked if he knew
  • Taco says he knows nothing about that
• Taco says he doesn’t know what to believe at this point
  • Evilmella mentions that they’re alone
  • She asks if he’s gonna shoot her
  • He said he won’t shoot but may stab
  • Taco says if she gets him pd equipment then he’ll believe her
• Hazel shows up and sees the knife in Tacos hand then leaves ….
  • Evilmella tells him to go fuck himself
  • She tells Hazel that Taco thinks she’s a robot
• Evilmella mentions K’s court case
  • Evilmella says she might see her there
• Ada calls Evilmella
  • She tells him Bobby is in the basement rebuilding the box to sit in
  • Evilmella goes to The Mirage to see it for herself
  • Bobby was in the basement with a toolbox, rebuilding the box
  • Bobby says he’s may not know what it’s like to stay in a box for days but she doesn’t know what it’s like to be Bobby Porter
  • Bobby says he told people he’s here but it doesn’t matter because he’s trying to prove a point
  • Evilmella asks if she’s thinks she’s in the mob
  • Bobby says he doesn’t give a fuck
• Evilmella asks if he thinks she’s a robot
  • He asks her if she leaks oil and makes mechanical sounds
  • Evilmella cuts her leg with a machete and free bleeds in the box…
  • Bobby says she may not be a robot but she definitely has issues
• Bobby boarded himself into the box
  • Evilmella tries to call Taco to tell him about Bobby
  • He doesn’t answer

• Evilmella confronts Paris for not letting her out of the box
  • Paris tells her she’s the one who told Taco to let her out
  • Evilmella asks her for the whole story
  • Paris says she’s got short term memory girl idk im crying
  • Evilmella asks why Taco shot her yesterday
  • Paris tries to say she’s doesn’t know but Evilmella doesn’t buy it
• Paris tells Evilmella that Priscilla told her she’s still alive and that’s why he shot her
  • Evilmella tells her “well no!”
  • She tells her that Priscilla hates her guts and starts insinuating that Ari was the one that told her
  • Paris breaks and tells her that Pretty Girl Shalls— Ari told her
  • She tells her she’s known for a while
  • Paris says she’s lied to everyone and didn’t tell anyone to keep a promise to ”Carmella”
  • Paris felt like she had to protect Ari
• Evilmella gets a text from Valentina that there’s a man with a gun in the dressing room
  • Evilmella comes up and sees London and Jax from The Bustamantes
  • Evilmella takes them to the parking lot
  • Jax wanted his job back… Evilmella says well idc!
• Jax asks her if she’s getting enough attention
  • Evilmella says don’t come back to the club and shoots him
  • She takes London to the box
• Evilmella says she’s getting to the bottom of this
  • She asks London why she texted her saying she “hates her”
  • London says she mass sent it to everyone in CG due to The Robot Situation
  • She asks her about Ari
  • London says only that she snitched on her faking her death
• Evilmella says she wants to go back to the way it was before
  • Paris says they can
  • Evilmella says she wants money and power, therefore they need to stay in the box
  • She tells them they’ll have more company soon
• Evilmella goes back upstairs and makes a new IRC “Mirage-Reboot”
  • She calls Zaceed thanking him for his hard work
• Mr K sends her a text
  • “The crew knows you have her, we gonna calm the dogs down!”
  • Evilmella calls Mr K
  • He says he’s hanging out with Zaceed and Bobby Porter
  • He asks if she wants to ‘hang out’ with them
  • New friend to add to the box alert!
• Evilmella goes down to check on the girls
  • Bobby Porter runs down and says he’s not going in the box because she said so and will go in based on his own free will
  • Bobby coughs on her and walks into the box

• Evilmella ditches the bus and gets a ride back to The Mirage
  • Evilmella finds out that Ada is a Busta …..
  • Evilmella calls Ada and tells her everything is about to get worse
  • She talks on the Busta radio calling them boring… and no one gaf
• Ada meets Evilmella at The Mirage
  • She tells Ada she’s alive
  • She tells her about The Box ordeal
  • Ada tells her about the distressing experience working with men at The Mirage
• Ada told her she heard that Paris and London were in the box today
  • She tells her the context
  • She also tells her that Leo and Christina are fired
  • Ada tells her that Leo and Christina have always been good to her
• Ada asks is she was at The Colt Cassidy Guitar Session
  • Evilmella says well no, I was in the box
  • Ada mentions Truth and Priscilla and Gigi with another girl who looked like her
  • Evilmella says Truth is Gigi
• Zaceed texted Evilmella that him and London broke up
  • London said Evilmella is working for the mob and was calling him fake for being involved
  • Carmella Verity Variety Melissa Jennifer Love-Hewitt Jane Corset = Syndicate robot + mob ties + fake tattoo + MoleGate
• Evilmella calls Ari
  • Ari screams “Why don’t you leave me alone”
  • Evilmella says she’s just checking in!
  • She tells her that Paris ratted her out
  • Ari screams over the phone that she’s going to jail, she’s an evil bitch, she’s a terrorist and is worse than ”Chong Gong”… then hangs up
• Zaceed calls Evilmella to tell her about London
  • London told him that she’s not real, an ‘ai zombie’ and working with the mob
  • Evilmella tells him to come to Mirage
• Arya walks into The Mirage
  • She asks her how she knows she real and not ‘one of the fakes walking around’
  • Evilmella tells her something only her and ”Carmella” would know

** Paris Out Of ICU🤕& Carmella's Funeral🪦**

• Paris woke up from the ICU in a wheelchair.
• Paris met London at the Argo Manor to go over what happened the night before.
• London filled in the blanks for Paris and told her about how the robot shot them & drained Paris' bank account.
• Paris & London came up with a plan to surprise everyone at Carmella's funeral.
• Paris arrived to the funeral masked up.
• London went up on the stage to give a speech and to announce that Paris was in the ICU.
• Paris made a scene and got on stage.
• Paris delivered her speech reminiscing on all the crazy times she had with Carmella.
• In dramatic fashion Bobby Porter lit himself on fire at the funeral.
• Paris & London tried to find the robot so Paris could get her money back.
• They checked the club Mr. K told her about, nothing.
• Paris got a call that Bobby was in the ICU.
• A note fell out of Bobby's pocket, which said someone might try to take his body.
• London and Paris tried to sneak Bobby out of the ICU but got caught and returned him to his bed.
• Paris and London checked the mines where they got shot by the robot.
• They went back to the hospital to try to sneak Bobby out again and succeeded.
• Paris, London and an unconscious Bobby went to the humane labs to look for clues, but had no luck.
• They went to the powerplant when Paris got a call from Jax, telling her the robot is outside of BangBang's house in Mirror Park.
• They spotted the robot and Paris called him (she had his number).
• He told her to leave, Paris told them she'd do anything for her money back.
• The robot asked Paris about Ricky Rizz snitching and if he gave the location of the Syndicate's headquarters.
• The robot asked Paris if she'd shoot Ricky for her money back, she said yes.
  • The robot told her they'd be in touch soon.

Credit: <@963294321191301151> (TDLR), <@748359169916141609> (pictures) and the rest of the TLDR Team.

• Chesca texted Paris telling her she ran some numbers and realized how much money she took, "you really lose track overtime". <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris told Chesca that London is pissed at her.
• Chesca asked for London's state ID and said she would pay her for the hours she worked… "She can go get herself a bag of chips".
• She sent London 16 dollars.
• Chesca told Paris that The Marina is not in the position to pay hourly wages.
• Paris told her that if they had the 100k she took they probably would.
• Paris told Chesca she should quit at this point.
• Chesca said she has plans….. she thinks.
• Chesca sent a voice message to Paris and half way into the message Paris heard that she was at the airport about to board a flight and leave the city… #GirlOnTheRun.
• Paris called Rick to ask if they can meet to go over some money stuff for the business.
• At the end of the call, Rick asked Paris: "What are we?"….. the woman was too stunned to speak.
• Paris called Bobby to ask about his meeting with Tony Rico.
• Bobby told her it's a secret.
• She said bye and hang up.
• After the call ended, Jax texted Paris telling her Bobby was acting crazy and that he has a bomb. <:nyasuuLondon:1211810958108917780>
• Bobby called her seconds later and told her to meet.
• He showed her the bomb.
• Bobby said Tony gave him the bomb to look after Jax and that if Jax fucks up… he knows what to do.
• The syndicate's robot got Jax… his bank account is empty. <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris sold a mystery blind bag to Bablo and Arya.
• Arya told Paris since everyone was there they should do a quick tldr about the business.
• Colt called London and told her she got The Marina.
• Paris, London and Jax gave the council members a little performance of Inferno.
• They gave a little speech about XO, Argo.
• Paris met with Rick outside of Up N Atom.
• Both of them started accusing each other of being fake.
• Paris and Rick finally talk.
• Rick told her he felt "She was too good to be true" and he was scared of fucking it up.
• Paris saw Arya was Infront of them mmm awkward.
• Arya, London and Jax approached them so they switched topics.
• Rick told Paris he was gonna help her with a contract for XO, Argo.
• Jax and Bobby started fighting for attention (fine you win with your gay stuff).
• Bobby threw a molotov at Jax.
• For some reason, Rick jumped into the ring of fire wink wink and burned himself down.
• London said he wanted attention so Paris grabbed a speaker from her purse and started playing ATTENTION by AMN.
• Somehow everyone ended up dead on the floor.
• Paris went to sleep.

CREDITS: <@968640537886355477>, <@963294321191301151>, <@748359169916141609> and the rest of the TLDR Team <:nyasuuLove:1183741185521631232>

• Curtis shows up for his massage
  • He says he’s been very emotional lately
  • Thank god Olga is here
• While Carmella messages him, she searches his pockets for the phone
  • Curtis only had his phone on him
  • All that trauma for nothing
  • Curtis tipped them $500 each
• Priscilla got a call from an unknown number
  • They said: You’re/they’re getting too close
  • It was a robot sounding voice
• Carmella thinks it’s SixSixSix.Six again
  • Carmella suggests going back to The Subway to see if he’s there
• As the girls leave The Casino, Carmella spots Rocco and his crew
  • They pull into the parking lot and weight out their options
  • Priscilla goes in to see what they’re doing
  • By the time Carmella goes in to check on her, they had left

• After the boys went back to LS Cubby, Bobby told K that he burned Syndicate's HQ to the ground after they put Paris in the ICU
• K started sobbing after hearing the news about Paris being admitted to the ICU and Bobby sent a picture of the Starlight Club burning
  -# He totally wasn't happy that it happen…he really wasn't…
• Ellie called K and told him that his stash, at the Barrio, had 30 armor plates <:Binksgiggle:1226166894751383553>
• K asked Ricky if he had any ideas for his gang chain
• K and Ricky looked at a few mock-ups and Ricky said he would talk with his gang and get back to K with more ideas
• Slick Rick told K and Ramee that he was offered a position in the State Attorney's office but it was rescinded because Vulture Law & Co. is under investigation
• Rick said he would try to get more information from the PD
• Draco told K that RHMC ignored Hades members and tried to start beef with BCM while Draco and TK were talking
• K told Draco that he would reach out to RHMC
• K called Rev and told him to keep things cordial with BCM, and that big things were coming for them
• K told Ramee that they are supposed to have more variety of low-end chains
• The boys checked Jeweled Dragon to see if they were available, but they weren't
• Draco called K and told K that he was done working with BCM and to go after him if he wanted
• K went to Carmella's funeral at the Cemetary
• K was angry at all the cops at the funeral, K and Bobby felt they were her family and not the PD <:Sadge:1095841292661035078>
  • "The cops demanded to be the paul bearers…WHAT DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CARMELLA….NOTHING.." -K
• K got a text from Clay Collins saying that the managers got a bunch of messages that basically spelled out she is alive
• Paris revealed herself (she was wearing a mask to hide her identity) and made a speech for Carmella <:Pepecry:1063928629479882752>
• Paris told K she made them a video explaining everything that has happened (definitely not a minecraft parkour video)
• K, Bobby and Sal went up on stage to say some words for Carmella
• Sal put gas around Bobby and tried to shoot the flame to light Bobby on fire, but Sal was washed
• Bobby wanted everyone to see how much pain he was in <:Pain:1366922547681169449>
• Bobby went away from the stage, poured more gas on the sidewalk and Sal successfully lit him on fire
• Bobby was admitted in the ICU for 7 days
• Paris showed an informative and entertaining video of what happened to her the night before
• Paris was told Colt Cassidy was kidnapped in the Mines
• Paris went to the Mines and started getting weird texts from Colt's phone
• London joined Paris, then Paris's bank account was drained
• A scary robot appeared with Colt, who told them to run
• Paris tried to shoot the robot, but the robot stabbed everyone, and Paris ended up in the ICU

• K, Ramee, Vinny and Taco went to the Press Conference that was held at Mirage
• At the conference, Colt announced Carmella's death to the crowd, K was surprised by the announcement
• K yelled to show Carmella's body, Colt said loved ones had seen the body & were planning a funeral
• K questioned whether Carmella was actually dead
  • Earlier Taco told K that him and Peanut questioned Rocco, the private investigator that was hired to kill Taco
  • Rocoo confirmed that Carmella was alive and Taco shared this information with the boys
• K called Paris, questioning if anyone in the gang saw Carmella
  • Paris said Bobby saw the body and said it was Carmella
  • K told Paris to keep looking
• K called Paris and told her to keep investigating it
• Colt called K, they set up a meeting to discuss his missing money at the Courthouse
• During the call, Colt said K defaulted on a loan for Up-N-Atom which is why the money was taken
• K called Ellie to be his lawyer, because she's really smart
  -# K totally said these words
• When they got there, Colt told K that the transaction seemed off… and that there was a message of "Fk ur crtl"
• Colt also stated that "RBT" authorized the payments 🤖
  -# Typical robots… Raz might know who it was <:lookUp:1073403715156967545>
• Finally, $135k was transfered to K
• Zaceed almost lost his mind, but got most of his money back
  • Colt returned his money and Zaceed paid $100k for selling Burgershot without COC approval
• K and Zaceed signed over the businesses officially, and then they beat down Colt with a dildo stick
• K, Ramee, Taco, Vinny and Zaceed flew to Cayo Perico
• They made 5 bricks of cocaine
• The boys started a Smuggling Mission
• Ramee and Zaceed took the helicopter, while Taco drove K and Vinny in the boat
• As they were leaving, they saw someone on a jetski arriving on Cayo
  • Josh Rizzo (MSR) called Taco and said he got a ping to go there
• They took out the local boats, delivered the bricks, and flew back to the Cubby
• K and the boys went to see Carmella's "body" at the Hospital's Morgue
• Carmella's body was missing her fingertips and teeth
• K didn't trust anything** LeAnn Cassidy** was trying to tell him about her death
• Paris played one of Carmella's songs, More ways, and everyone danced to try and wake the body up
  -# aka her "favorite" song in the whole world
• K announced that the real Carmella would have woken up from the grave to turn the song off, so he was off to find the real Carmella
• K encouraged Bobby to "unleash the beast within", but LeAnn talked him down
• K told Bobby that it wasn't a coincidence that the body didn't have any fingerprints
• K also told him that there was still hope and the real Carmella may still be out there, so he needed to keep digging
• K, Ramee, and Zaceed brought Bobby to the University to meet with Paris and London
• Bobby was going off the deep-end and wanted to kill everyone he could
• K called AJ to be Bobby's 'therapist'
• K told AJ to kidnap Bobby, take him to Parson's, and force him to have therapy (and put up a camera so K could watch)
• As soon as K left, AJ called K and told him Bobby pulled a molotov on him, but K told him to make the therapy session happen
• AJ called again and told K, he lost Bobby

• Every post on L got deleted by the Syndicate <:MonkaS:1298782316147113984>
• The boys noticed that Bang Bang hacked Life Invader and pulled up, ready to smoke them for ruining their credit scores
• An anonymous number with a robotic voice called K and told him that his credit score was dropping because he had a pending payment
• K emptied UNA's account before they could withdraw the money
• Another anonymous number called him and stated that he had a pending payment
• K rushed to the bank again to empty the rest of his bank accounts, but he was too late
• Another anonymous number called him and stated that there was a lien on all his properties
  • The artificial voice started repeating "Do you need credit counselling services, if yes say yes" over and over
• Another anonymous number called and informed K that all his locks were going to be changed
  • The boys rushed inside the WH in hopes of not losing it and the door had a foreclosure defaulted loan notice
  • "No more locked doors <:SAJ:1279310352890331229> " - Ramee
• Bobby called out on the radio that there was a cargo bob transferring a car from Little Seoul
• The boys thought it could be the Ladybird and started hunting it down
• After realizing that it wasn't the Ladybird, they came back to the WH and drove away with the Ladybird
• The boys noticed an article on the news app: "Mr K facing bankruptcy as Up-N-Atom faces foreclosure"
• They drove to UNA and noticed the doors were bolted
• Reeker called K, told him that he saw the news and asked K how he was doing
• K told Reeker that he called the Syndicate a bunch of nerds and Reeker got very upset that he mentioned them in a non secured line <:oop:1181482060943212604>
• K realized he was $900k in debt and texted Tony Rico for help thinking he was texting El Padrino
• He played it off as if he was joking and texted La Jefa and El Padrino
• El Padrino called K and asked him what was the issue
• K mentioned the Syndicate and El Padrino told him to never mention that name again in a non secured line
• K called Reeker again and begged for his help
• Reeker stated that he was a victim of identity theft
• Reeker told him that he was arranging a meeting with them and to not ever mention their name (Syndicate)
• Reeker told K that first, he needed a therapist
• K replied that he already had one, Hazel
• K called Hazel and scheduled a financial therapy session
• K, Vinny, Ramee and Peanut did a Humane Labs
• K and Hazel went to the lake in Mirror Park for therapy
• K told Hazel about his financial problems and new-found homelessness
• Hazel read the article that was posted about K and his jewlery addiction
• Hazel reminded K that while he financially lost everything, he still has things he cares about
• K was firmly in denial about his problems, but started to realize there were things he cared about, like the Ladybird and cocaine
• Hazel wanted K to look beyond his materialistic possessions to see what he still had, but K didn't take the hint
• After a lot of prompting, Hazel finally got K to think about his CG family
• Therapy was interrupted when K sent a photo to Peanut of him sitting on Hazel's lap
• Ramee and Peanut tried to fly a plane into them, but K, Hazel, Zaceed, and the Bustamantes shot them down

• Hazel got in touch with Reeker and told him K had completed therapy
• Reeker said that K still needed to work through his "daddy issues"
• K called Reeker and told him that he worked through his issues
• Reeker sent K a ping to the Starlight Club
• K met the leaders of the Syndicate inside
• K told them Ricky told him everything about the Syndicate
• K's account was brought down to $-1M, then $-91M
• K explained that while he was a business owner, he still hates the government and worked against them frequently
• K was given a short tour of the base, including the massive underground server room
• Reeker started remotely hacking the systems and K was chased by a robot
• The building's power was cut and gunshots could be heard
• Reeker called K and thanked him for his help getting back at the Syndicate
• Reeker said K's debt would be taken care of and they would talk soon
• K was chased to the Construction Site by the robot
• The robot hacked the car K had escaped in and attempted to run K over
• K escaped
• Reeker sent K a ping to the Vinewood Jewelry Store
• K found keys on a table and gained full access as CEO of The Jeweled Dragon, officially giving up ownership of Up-N-Atom
• Reeker called K and told him that he still owed Reeker $900k
• Reeker told K he needed to get a front-man for the business since K was a wanted criminal
• Reeker warned K: "Don't look deep in the basement" and warned him of something dangerous down there
• K and Zaceed went to the Courthouse to try and figure out what happened to their bank accounts
• They spoke to attorney Johnson Long, who said he would reach out to Cain and other people in the government
• Cain reached out to K and asked him for more information
• Cain said he would look into it from an IA perspective and see what he could do
• Curtis was added to the Gang App
• Killian called K and told him that he had been put in ICU in Prison for the past week
• Killian told K that the last group he worked with failed
• K told Killian that if he needed help in the future, he could reach out
• K picked up Ramee and told him everything that happened
• K and Ramee went to The Jeweled Dragon
• They decided that it was time for the Quarry Boys to make a comeback
• K asked Ellie if she thinks she would have enough time to help run the Jeweled Dragon
• Ellie said she would as long as K didn't get too mad when she is busy <:peepoHappy:1065481971616186408>
• K hired Ellie at Jeweled Dragon and showed her around the building… but not the basement…
• Ellie took K's bands and gave him cash so he wasn't a broke bitch anymore
• K was caught offline grinding, Zaceed was helping him get his farming levels up <:Aww:1063967794158391357>

• Carmella and LeAnn come up with a plan for Carmella to seduce Colt
  • Carmella, LeAnn, Ricky Rosa, Dante and Beauregard discuss the game plan on the roof of MRPD
• Carmella and LeAnn head to Sandy to check out the new areas
  • LeAnn shows Carmella the new restaurant and her apartment
  • Carmella educates her on ‘soaking’
• Carmella receives a call from Bobby Porter
  • Bobby is Robot Bobby due to cigarettes apparently
• Carmella and LeAnn respond to a shots fired call in Paleto
  • Looks like a meth run
  • Carmella looks for evidence
  • She finds bullet casings and blood
  • The girls collect the evidence and head back to MRPD
• Carmella called Leo and asked what has been happening
• Leo tells her she allegedly started her own gang
• Leo told Carmella about some drama with Katie regarding Katie briefly taking over Moore club
• Carmella asks Leo to meet at Bahama Mamas
• Carmella see Paris at Bahama Mamas
• Paris told Carmella about the Ricky Rizz situation
• Carmella found out that Paris and Meat are back together
• The girls dance and enjoy an event there