• Jonavan and his team are on the case
• Carmella is paranoid…
• She’s been getting dolls all day… Labubu’s are demonic confirmed
• Carmella and the team get on the road and check the spots
• She sees a man outside the building and asks if he’s texted anyone lately — Just his wife..
• Carmella gets another text from the number
• They confirmed it was The Marina
• The person texting says they remembered the interaction and wanted to reach out …
• Carmella and Jonavan go to The Marina
• She finds a guy fishing on the pier
• Jonavan thinks they know she’s contacted them and is trying to throw her off
• They find two other people who don’t know anything about texts
• Victor has a theory that the people they saw outside the office could be the eyes for the person texting her
• The person texts her back
• “I mean no harm at all. the texts were never meant to scare you”
• Carmella asks who they are and to send a selfie
• Carmella believes they’re texting off a burner and switching sim cards
• The team suggests waiting by a payphone and calling them whenever they text back
• A Serpent member calls and tells her that his boy is being falsely accused of being a serial killer— It’s a man who was dared to try and rizz her… OPEN THE SCHOOLS
• When he realized she was scared HE got scared of being shot up by Chang Gang ….. baby
• The alleged killer and his boy are coming to The Marina to talk
• The boys show up
• The ‘killer’ was Nikolai
• He’s new to the gang… This was a gang initiation?
• #SerialKillerRizz
• He apologizes
• She asks for gas money for making her drive around the city looking for him..
• She gets 5k
• Carmella says they don’t have to be scared of CG because she’s scarier..
• Pink haired man wants to get a job at Mirage
• Carmella asks if he knew Grape
• He didn’t
• Moral of the story— Carmella lives another day
• Carmella pays the team $7k
• Carmella goes to bed

Paris Argo TLDR July 1st: Yassing Around With The Gorls.

• Paris woke up, still in her disguise from the night before.
• She left her apartment just to find some nonsense going on in the Cubby.
• Paris changed her outfit.
• Paris found out that L supports video and audio.
• IT WAS A LIE AND GLITCH WILL DIE.
• Paris went back to the Cubby.
• The moment she got there, Taco and Aiya told her to get in her car.
• Aiya told Paris that Duchess proposed to Taco, and Taco turned her down.
• Aiya posted the picture of the proposal and said that Dina Dixon replied to her with "??????"
• Priscilla and girls went to confront Dina about it
• Aiya said that Taco told her that Dina Dixon is his type. AUDIBLE BARF
• Paris, Taco, Aiya, Ace, and Arya went to Mirage to meet with Duchess and Carmella.
• Carmella the theatre kid broke into song… here she goes
• Duchess confronted Dina at Mirage
• Dina said she had nothing to do with Taco.
• Taco was put in the box.
• The girls left the club and went to the ESB block.
• Duchess saw Aiden there where he broke the news that he was now ESB and that MSR disbanded.
• Paris, Carmella, Priscilla and Yurithra drove around looking for some MEN.
• They ended up in SBS (?) block.
• Things started to get crazy and there was something about getting on their knees ? is scared.
• Priscilla told the girls that she needed to shoot someone.
• They got close and realized it wasn't the person she was looking for.
• Priscilla told them she is looking for Ken for something that happened between them and that SHE does NOT forget.. mmm
• The girls went to Tenshi block to ask where Ken was.
• Dan told them he wasn't part of Tenshi anymore and he's with the Serpents.
• The group saw red smoke from the ocean so they decided to hide and rob the people who were doing beach mission.
• Nothing was happening so they got bored and left.
• Carmella wanted to bomb someone's block so the girls started looking for a gas tank.

• Paris thought it was the Serpents.
• Chips hopped in the car with her.
• Paris looked in the gang app and said it could be a ganged called Nova, their color are also beige…
• Paris asked the Serpents if they robbed Novah, they didn't. They also asked where Nova's block was at.
• Jax called Paris to say it was the Hooligans and he saw them at the Marina in the same outfits.
• Paris called the Hooligan's leader and they denied it…
• On a call with Novah, she said she believed it was them and they lied.
• Paris found out Hudson was around…. DON'T HIDE!!!!!
• While driving in the city Paris spotted Novah holding up the Hooligans.
• Mastermind Novah, clocked their cars and knew they changed their car colors!
• The girls were holding up the Hooligans.
• The media on L are tweeting it was THEM.
• Zaceed pulled up.
• Novah got on their radio and heard their gang snitching on each other.
• Paris spotted the Hooligan's heli.
• The gang used the two Hooligan members as bait to draw them out.
• The gangs got into a shoot out, Paris shot down one member.
• Carmella texted Paris telling her Kuya was talking shit about her.
• Shannon called Paris saying she was thinking of signing Kuya. 🙄
• Paris got ready for Valentine's pop up party at the hills.
• While going to the hospital, she spotted the Hooligang members they shot up outside so she decided to wait until they leave.
• Paris made it to the event and as usual, it took like 20 minutes to get everyone to be demure.
• Finally Valentine took the stage to performed her new single "Hills" featuring Saint Noelle AYYYYY COME ONNN
• Kuya was being very loud… WHAT IS U TALM ABOU
• Paris saw Leo at the party so she pulled her away to talk.
• She told Leo about the shoot out with Hooligang.
• The talk was cut short, Drew called Paris for help getting out of a chase.
• He was with Nebula.
• She was trying to help them but they kept pushing her out of the driver seat.
• Paris got tased out of the car and cuffed…. It was Nebula's fault btw
• The evidence system was down, so Paris’ gun couldn’t be processed for any other past crimes.
• She was told that if any reports come back to her gun they would put a warrant out for her.
• Paris was sent to prison and she confronted Nebula at visitation.
• Nebula picked up Paris from jail.
• Nebula asked Paris how he could prove himself to her.
• He asked who does he need to kill.
• Her response
• Later she told him give her parts to make her a gun to make up for it.
• Arya told Paris they need to have a talk tomorrow.
• Paris saw that Kuya's management wants to speak with WuChang.
• Paris hung out with Jax and London.
• Paris paid off her Little Seoul apartment. YAY
• Paris saw that Kuya signed to META.
• The group went to the top of the Green Brigde.
• The all jumped.
  And they were never seen again…

CREDITS: <@968640537886355477> <@963294321191301151> <@748359169916141609> and the rest of the TLDR Team! <:nyasuuLove:1183741185521631232>

• They go to ESB’s block
• He’s not there but they cleared the block
• Carmella walks around with her campfire
• An ESB member suggests therapy for her
• Carmella and the girls go find The Serpents
• Marko told Carmella that they were bullying his girlfriend
• El-Fuego sends her his location
• Scarlet and Zoey tell her about their beef with Piper Riggs
• Scarlet tells her that she named dropped her in their beef
• Carmella calls Piper
• Piper tells her if she wants to try to get someone to kill her then to do it herself
• Girl Carmella really dgaf <:nicki_holdlaugh:1081589751804604436>
• The girls gear up and hunt Piper
• They stop at the Hospital
• Scarlet asks the cops if it would be illegal for her to be wearing PD armor…
• Carmella calls Aiyah
• She asks her to video call Piper and try to get her location
• Aiyah tells her she’s on a roof
• The girls look at her YellowPage ad and see she’s on a roof — Hm..
• They go that location
• No luck
• Carmella calls Mr K to find out her location
• He said well yes
• Mr K gets her location— Near Rockford on a roof
• The girls find her on her block with her gang
• Carmella and the girls get ammo and get on radio — VVS on top
• They took too long I’m crying where everyone go
• They set up around their block and wait
• Carmella calls Mr K
• He says he’ll set her up in 15 minutes
• Zoey drives to a pay phone and calls Piper — Scarlet talks and burns the mission
• Zaceed calls Carmella and tells her that Croc and 3 cops are outside by Mirage
• The cops say they came to do a community service visit— Everything’s in order
• Nebula tells Scarlet she’s at South Side Barber
• They successfully kidnap Piper
• Piper says Ramee told her a few weeks ago that Carmella put a hit out on her— Ramee.
• They get her in the trunk
• A helicopter lands and they role to shoot— They’re shooting I’m crying
• It was Mimoza omg chills
• Carmella decides to be the bigger person and take her to the Hospital
• Carmella drops her off and she immediately tells Vanya told call her boys— Girl I don’t know
• The girls go destress and get some Al Dentes
• They go to Mirage
• Carmella goes to bed

Paris Argo TLDR June 25th: Sugar Apple

• Paris started her day by changing into her swag outfit.
• Paris picked up Jax.
• Ellie came up to Paris in the Cubby and told her Piper Rigs was a big fan.
• Piper was standing outside the Cubby and apologized to Paris for being so mean to her in the past. She did not know Paris was thee Paris Argo from AMN.
• Paris decided to be nice and gift her an AMN merch plushie.
• JJ showed Paris his new Barrio apartment, where he makes meth.
• Sammy called Paris about the Marina's jet ski race.
• Taco called Paris, she told him they should link up.
• Paris decided to spend some time with the gang.
• CG was in the middle of taking a group picture, as she walked in the Cubby garage… oh oh okay weird not to call her
• She joined the picture.
• Cops showed up.
• Paris went to help Mateo and Nebula with chase.
• She ended up not helping.
• London called Paris and told her the employee app was not working.
• Triple BBB (Paris & Taco) spent time together.
• Taco told Paris he's going to steal the Marina's event idea for T-Motors.
• Paris told Taco a bunch of Tenshi members left for Serpents.
• Ada facetimed Paris and told her Akira was on a date with a girl and was no longer with Ace
• Paris told Taco to run into a Tenshi member and ask why Logan was kicked out.
• They got stopped by cops, while trying to spy on CG at Chumash Pier.
• The cops got distracted by the shooting on the pier.
• Zoey Marie, Britney Hendrix & Dina Dixon hopped in Paris' car to escape.
• Paris found out that AJ wanted to shoot Dina because he is clingy.
• Paris did a Bobby strat and the casino strat. A classic.
• Paris radioed for help, so Zaceed helped them by picking up some of the girls.
• Zoey got tased but Paris picked her up and drove them out. WOOO
• Paris stirred between the girls and Nebula.
• Scarlett ended up getting shot
• There goes Zolo being a little tiny shady boots with the tired narrative that Paris' friends are botting their music plays.
• She asked him for the 10k he owes her for weeks now.
  • It was crickets from him.
• Paris joined a race.
• She finished 4/5
• Bob called Paris and told her that Mateo got jumped in the Cubby… it’s about time
• Paris hung out at the Cubby with Bob, Richard and Mateo for a moment.
• She hung out with JJ.
• Paris and JJ got a tarot reading from queen Saraphina.
• Paris & JJ did their first Forest hunt.
• Paris gave JJ deep lore information about her past.
• Paris started writing her diary entry.
• Paris and JJ went back to the Cubby, where they found an incapacitated Bob.
• JJ did a magic trick where he disappeared into a box (he F8'd).
• Paris left Bob to die, so she could tend to her garden.

Credit to <@447940062467063808> for the CG group screenshot

Paris Argo TLDR June 24th: Short Day

• Paris woke up in Little Seoul and wanted to start her day off with some racing.
• While getting her day started Paris checked out the new Comic Book Store.
• Jackie Goop started being hateful early and decided to do a hate tweet towards Erp-N-Atoms.
• Paris joined a race.
• She placed 6/8
• Paris took a look at the properties for sale.
• Jackie Goop intervened in an L war between the Serpents and Street Bratz.
• Jackie Goop Lore drop: she had an accident in Al Dentes where she got burned but the fryer. after the accident, she move to Sandy, where she would later open the Sandy Gym.
• Paris linked up with JJ
• Paris talked to ATC Rambo about doing an airshow for the future Marina event.
• Paris & JJ went to Drive By and while there Ari asked about Venus and Wuchang. #Scary
• They drove to the Cubby and met up with Bobby, Arya, London and Jax.
• Jackie Goop decided to leave the Serpents alone after seeing some posts on L.
• Paris, Bobby, Jax and London did a beach mission
• The group went house hunting in Vinewood and Rockford.

• Finally, the boys got the PDM job, but didn't get anything for the new Comic Book heist
• K speculated that the new items come from the box in the Jewelry Store
• K drove, while Ramee hacked
• Once the hacks were off, they easily lost the cops and dropped the car off
• They immediately got the Jewelry Store after queueing but it was scuffed
• During both the PDM and Jewelry Store jobs, K & Ramee were antagonizing racers in the racing IRC
• K got a call from someone looking to sell him books of knowledge
• K bought 15 Books of Legal Knowledge and 1 Book of Illegal Knowledge for $10K
• Zolo told K that Christina Mugler was hired at Wu-Chang and supposedly view botting
• K recognized her as a Venus Records artist and told Zolo to fire her if she was botting
• K, Ramee, Zolo, Cau, and Zaceed did another Forest Hunt
• They got a Blue Drive with Data, a Blueprint for Faction Pistol, and a Blueprint for Improved Bomb
• PD showed up and opened fire on the heli as they left
• They landed on a random island to repair and found it was covered with smoke and then K was able to lockpick a door
• Zolo set up a meeting with Christina at Wu-Chang
• Wiked, who told Zolo about the botting, met them there
• K demoted Ace for hiring her and told Zolo to fire her
• PD found the heli at Wu-Chang and pulled out their guns when the boys came out
• K announced that he was with Southside Records and they were taking over the building
• K started the gunfight
• After a strong holdout with Zaceed on the outside, CG wiped the PD
• Ramee blacked out and joined a war for Serpents against Street Bratz
• He got let go at the rangers station after

Ramee - Prod 2.5 - Day 99

• Ramee woke up and went to the courthouse to check on his appeal
• He saw Vance there and Vance told him that he had a warrant, which doesnt look good for his appeal
• Ramee tried to convince Vance that he was just being a silly little guy
• Ramee went to re-up at the Cubby and Peanut gave him a USP gun
• Ramee drove to the civ docks for the 45th time to check if VLSea is open yet
  -# it wasn't
• Ramee, Peanut, Patar & Zaceed went to the Jeweled Dragon to see if any new chains were added
• They found nothing new, so they made their way up to the Quarry to see if there were any experienced miners (people who mine)
• Ace called Ramee to join in on Vinny's mission with LSR but Ramee felt guilty about leaving the group he was with <:Sadge:1095841292661035078>
• Vinny told Ramee he would give him a call when it was time for the mission so Ramee could hang with his current group
• Peanut, Zaceed & Patar insisted that he should go <:peepoHeart:1065481994026369035> (totally not because they had a plan to go to the arena)
• Ramee got his racer fit on and unleashed his new racer alter ego Kenshi
• He grabbed his car and went to Benny's to change the color of his car to match LSR
• Taco, Suarez, Zolo, Ace & Ramee then went to the Factory to wait for the start of the mission
• For the mission, they had to steal a Gresley STX
• The first riddle was "A berry's name still marks the place, Though time has worn its golden face. No salesman here, no friendly cheer - Just broken dreams and clunkers near"
• Zolo suggested they check the scrap yard
• The second hint was "Once I stool where deals were done, where wheels were spun beneath the sun. Now echoes fill this showroom's shell, a ghost of grease, a showroom spell" - Cause ya'll are dumb - Vinny
• Ramee found the car inside Mosleys, but they needed to find a way inside
• Zolo lockpicked the garage door and they made it inside
• PD got an anonymous 911 that someone was stealing the car, so PD showed up quickly…. but there was also a bomb on the car and Zolo couldn't go below 65 MPH
• The boys drove in circles around the island waiting for the bomb turn off
• the bomb was finally diffused and but Zolo was spiked, so they set up a plan to repair the car, Ramee got a box truck ready and Suarez got a repair kit
• The repair was successful, and the boys pit all the cops off Zolo afterwards and the car was successfully dropped off
• Ramee stole a cop bike and blew it up and started getting chased again, but lost them quickly
• Ramee put an ad on YP that he was "selling" script
• A guy asked to buy 60 for $150 each, but he asked to meet up somewhere so Ramee told him to meet at Burgershot
• Just as the guy sent Ramee the money, Peanut, Zolo and Suarez pulled up and "kidnapped" Ramee as a hostage
• Ramee, Zolo, Peanut, Zaceed and Suarez came up with a new scam
• They decided to pretend like they're a faction looking to recruit, so they dressed up like they were in the Mob
• They headed up north and staged under a bridge
• Ramee called someone off the YP from the Damned MC
  • He offered him to do a mission for table for 15k but he told Ramee he'll think about it and let him know
• They called someone from No Limitz and scammed them for $15k
• Then they called someone from The Serpents and scammed them for $15k