• Evilmella tells them that she needs a big gun… a machine gun perhaps
  • Evilmella tries to call Mr K to tell him about the coke seed — No answer.
  • She texts him “I fucked up— Call me.”
  • Evilmella says she needs to buy a gun
  • Ricardo recalls events from last night
  • Evilmella texts the Syndicate for help
• Mr K calls back
  • She tells him about getting robbed for the coke seed — She name drops The Italians
  • Mr K says they’ll deal with it after their job
  • The dream team assemble— Bob, Ricardo, Paris, Liz and Evilmella
  • Bobby suggests getting her a gun instead of her buying one
• Ricardo tells Evilmella that Priscilla didn’t know she got fired from The Mirage and just needs her state ID to rehire her
  • Bobby offers to get her a gun incase the cops are monitoring her
  • Evilmella doesn’t care anymore and walks into Ammunation to buy a gun
  • She can’t buy another gun
  • Bobby says he’ll get her one from the stash
• Paris asks for more information on Rocco
  • Evilmella mentions that he’s in a family with Daphne Malone
• Evilmella and company go to The Cubby
  • Evilmella posts the Big D picture she took yesterday on the wall while BigAnya flirt in the background
  • Paris gives Evilmella a gun
  • They go to Al Dentes
  • Evilmella tells the person working that she’s looking for Rocco
  • The guy working says he hasn’t seen him
• Paris gets dropped at The Cubby to go save Hazel from a chase

• Evilmella gets another email from The Syndicate saying she made a mistake by entering their world
  • ”We will find you Carmella Corset”
  • Evilmella separates herself from the group
  • She went over the last email again
• Evilmella goes to 10-42 for some food
  • She sees Priscilla and Colt having a one on one … hm
  • She takes a picture of them and leaves
• Much to think about.. Evilmella goes to Franklin’s House to hide
  • She goes to the bedroom and talks into the mirror
  • She hears footsteps…
  • In walks, the diva, the icon, the legend.. The Robot
  • The Robot puts a bag over her head and says “You’re coming with us”
• Evilmella tells him they don’t know her and they’ve got it all wrong
  • The Robot says, “Well no, we’re the syndicate mama.. we know all”
  • A blonde girl with The Robot says “one of the clones she created would like to have some fun for a while”
  • Evilmella says she’s the good one
  • The Robot asks who’s the one bleeding out on the table???? HELLO???
  • The Syndicate team talk amongst themselves and say Carmella #7 is ready and the rest of ‘them’ have been flawed
• The Robot takes her back to Humane Labs
  • Evilmella starts to plead for her life
  • The Robot addresses Evilmella as Number 3
  • Evilmella alludes to what really happened that night
  • Evilmella says she woke up in the lab, really angry
• Evilmella asks what they want with her
  • The blonde tells her she’ll let The Robot tell her
  • The Robot tells her they’re going down memory lane, and will be going to where she killed “her”

Paris Argo TLDR 5/21/25: MOTHA GUNK 🚗

• Paris ran into Jax and Akira at the hospital.
  • Paris and Jax told Akira about The Syndicate taking Jax's money.
• Jax asked for a little Larry's bonus,
• Akira gave Jax a loan of 60k.
• Jax paid Paris the money he owed her.
• Paris got a vm from Zoey and she spilled some tea.
  • Zoey said that Priscila has been taking all that rah rah about Paris.
  • One of the things Priscilla said was that Paris was trying to take over Bimbotique and make it XO, Argotique.
• Tony Rico texted Paris. (see pictures for reference)
• Paris saw AP and Bobby outside the cubby.
• She made them test drive the Comet.
• Paris let AP use her car for racing.
• Hazel called Paris and told her she was hanging out with Carmella for the day.
• Paris met with London at Bahama Mamas and cleaned her money.
• Paris and London met with Jax.
• They went to Larry's so Paris could yet again, test drive a car.
• She was indecisive about what car to buy.
• Paris, London and Jax were thinking about lock picking Hudson's house in Paleto.
• She called Drew for help but he didn't answer.
• Paris decided to pull some tarot cards to see if she should buy a car.. and they said no.
• Paris asked AP to test another car for her.
  • AP told Paris that her car does in fact have tier 2 upgrades.
• Paris introduced London to AP.
• Paris went to the court case.
  • She said hi JJ and he ignored her…
• After a few minutes, he said hi to her.
• Paris folded
• After the verdict, someone went inside the courtroom with a bomb and AR sounds went off <:nyasuuLook:1164308032428179466>
• During this Zolo was stress eating a slice of pizza.
• The court case ended in confusion.
• Mr. K was found guilty of government corruption and sentenced to 1.63 years.
• Paris went to test drive the Carbonizzare again.
• Paris bought the Carbonizzare.
• The car's name is… Mother Gunk Cuntissimo Bubblegum The Third Of The Grotti Haus or Gunk for short.
• Paris put together a new racing outfit to match Motha Gunk.
• Paris took her new car for a race.
• She placed 12th out of 12 <:nyasuuLondon:1211810958108917780> #Flop
• London texted Paris telling her Carmella might've tried to kidnapped her.
• Paris called Ace to hangout.
• Ace was with the boys.
• Bobby told London 3 girls bombed her car at the cubby…. acts surprised
• Carmella, Gigi and Priscilla showed up to the cubby after Paris, London and Bobby went to see the scene of the crime.
• Paris gave London keys to her cubby apartment so she could decorate it.
• They visited Junior's apartment for inspiration.
• Paris asked the tarot cards if she should go to bed.
• The cards said yes.

Credits: <@968640537886355477> <@963294321191301151> <@748359169916141609> and the rest of the TLDR Team!

** Paris Out Of ICU🤕& Carmella's Funeral🪦**

• Paris woke up from the ICU in a wheelchair.
• Paris met London at the Argo Manor to go over what happened the night before.
• London filled in the blanks for Paris and told her about how the robot shot them & drained Paris' bank account.
• Paris & London came up with a plan to surprise everyone at Carmella's funeral.
• Paris arrived to the funeral masked up.
• London went up on the stage to give a speech and to announce that Paris was in the ICU.
• Paris made a scene and got on stage.
• Paris delivered her speech reminiscing on all the crazy times she had with Carmella.
• In dramatic fashion Bobby Porter lit himself on fire at the funeral.
• Paris & London tried to find the robot so Paris could get her money back.
• They checked the club Mr. K told her about, nothing.
• Paris got a call that Bobby was in the ICU.
• A note fell out of Bobby's pocket, which said someone might try to take his body.
• London and Paris tried to sneak Bobby out of the ICU but got caught and returned him to his bed.
• Paris and London checked the mines where they got shot by the robot.
• They went back to the hospital to try to sneak Bobby out again and succeeded.
• Paris, London and an unconscious Bobby went to the humane labs to look for clues, but had no luck.
• They went to the powerplant when Paris got a call from Jax, telling her the robot is outside of BangBang's house in Mirror Park.
• They spotted the robot and Paris called him (she had his number).
• He told her to leave, Paris told them she'd do anything for her money back.
• The robot asked Paris about Ricky Rizz snitching and if he gave the location of the Syndicate's headquarters.
• The robot asked Paris if she'd shoot Ricky for her money back, she said yes.
  • The robot told her they'd be in touch soon.

Credit: <@963294321191301151> (TDLR), <@748359169916141609> (pictures) and the rest of the TLDR Team.

• Chesca texted Paris telling her she ran some numbers and realized how much money she took, "you really lose track overtime". <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris told Chesca that London is pissed at her.
• Chesca asked for London's state ID and said she would pay her for the hours she worked… "She can go get herself a bag of chips".
• She sent London 16 dollars.
• Chesca told Paris that The Marina is not in the position to pay hourly wages.
• Paris told her that if they had the 100k she took they probably would.
• Paris told Chesca she should quit at this point.
• Chesca said she has plans….. she thinks.
• Chesca sent a voice message to Paris and half way into the message Paris heard that she was at the airport about to board a flight and leave the city… #GirlOnTheRun.
• Paris called Rick to ask if they can meet to go over some money stuff for the business.
• At the end of the call, Rick asked Paris: "What are we?"….. the woman was too stunned to speak.
• Paris called Bobby to ask about his meeting with Tony Rico.
• Bobby told her it's a secret.
• She said bye and hang up.
• After the call ended, Jax texted Paris telling her Bobby was acting crazy and that he has a bomb. <:nyasuuLondon:1211810958108917780>
• Bobby called her seconds later and told her to meet.
• He showed her the bomb.
• Bobby said Tony gave him the bomb to look after Jax and that if Jax fucks up… he knows what to do.
• The syndicate's robot got Jax… his bank account is empty. <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris sold a mystery blind bag to Bablo and Arya.
• Arya told Paris since everyone was there they should do a quick tldr about the business.
• Colt called London and told her she got The Marina.
• Paris, London and Jax gave the council members a little performance of Inferno.
• They gave a little speech about XO, Argo.
• Paris met with Rick outside of Up N Atom.
• Both of them started accusing each other of being fake.
• Paris and Rick finally talk.
• Rick told her he felt "She was too good to be true" and he was scared of fucking it up.
• Paris saw Arya was Infront of them mmm awkward.
• Arya, London and Jax approached them so they switched topics.
• Rick told Paris he was gonna help her with a contract for XO, Argo.
• Jax and Bobby started fighting for attention (fine you win with your gay stuff).
• Bobby threw a molotov at Jax.
• For some reason, Rick jumped into the ring of fire wink wink and burned himself down.
• London said he wanted attention so Paris grabbed a speaker from her purse and started playing ATTENTION by AMN.
• Somehow everyone ended up dead on the floor.
• Paris went to sleep.

CREDITS: <@968640537886355477>, <@963294321191301151>, <@748359169916141609> and the rest of the TLDR Team <:nyasuuLove:1183741185521631232>