Recaps
- Evilmella ends up at The Cubby
- She tells Mr K she still has her job so same time next week <:dojaLaugh:1035612011821813831>
- She checks her texts
- The anonymous message, it was a ping to a location, telling her that her delivery is being dispatched
- It was a picture of Leo, Christina and Valentina in a crate
- She says she doesn’t have time for their childish games ….
- Colt messaged ”Carmella” says he doesn’t believe she would steal from the armoury
- He tells her he believes someone stole her credentials and will find the evil evil people who did this…. right right
- Evilmella tells Vinny about Colt’s text
- She warns them that they might be watching Chang gang
- Evilmella sees “Carmella Corset” on L, speaking in Morse code
- The ‘imposter’ made many posts in morse code which spelt out ‘Help, she’s coming to kill me’… and @‘d Colt Cassidy
- Ooouu Evilmella count your days
- Evilmella goes to change her hair colour
- She runs to Mirage to check the box
- It was empty
- Evilmella calls Urithrah
- Urithrah asks her if she has any idea on who this person on L is
- She tells her that Colt clocked the girls on L, he thinks Leo and Christina are behind this
- Evilmella says she has to get into contact with The Syndicate
- #SyndicateMella truthers wake up
- Evilmella realizes while she was on the phone, Iggy called her
- She blocks him
- Hazel calls Evilmella
- She tells her she heard about the PD Heist
- While on the phone, bootleg Carmella Corset made another morse corse post @‘ing Colt
- It translates to “I Need You..”
- Evilmella tells Hazel she needs to talk to the Syndicate to get the tweets removed
- Hazel tells her BBMC is with them and to meet at Vespucci
- Priscilla asks Evilmella why Colt is texting her
- Hazel calls BBMC and asks her to relay a message to their gang leaders that ”Carmella” needs help
- Temu Carmella Corset made yet ANOTHER post in morse code which spelt “Cloned me” and @‘d Colt
- The anonymous number texted Evilmella back and said
- “Welcome to the Dollhouse. You want them dead? Kill The Dolls. -C”
- They also pinged her to a location
- Hazel and Evilmella go to the ping which was The Russian Docks
- They see Leo on the ship
- They investigate the boat and see the Mirage Manager dolls, then get held up
- Priscilla showed up there to get shot down, Valentina dumped her body in the ocean
- The cops showed up due to the shooting, so they let Hazel go and took Carmella in a car to The Mirage
- The Mirage Managers brought her down to HER box (mind you)
- They told her to get in the box
- Valentina asks her what’s her tea with her
- She follow-up questions asking why Leo chose to go to the police
- Leo says she only said she’d leave her body for the police
- One of the men runs down and says the cops are outside
- Urithrah comes down in a wedding dress telling them about the police
- Evilmella tells her to get them to leave
- Leo, Christina and Valentina have a sidebar
- Christina tells the girls that this is kinda embarrassing
- Valentina asks where the real Carmella is
- Christina tells her that this plan was all ‘them’ — Leo and Valentina and she’s leaves cause ‘it’s not for her’
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- Christina calls Evilmella
- She tells her she wants to come ‘back home’ to Mirage and she misses her
- She asks Evilmella to meet up
- Evilmella says she’ll come alone
- Evilmella tells Valentina
- She tells her she wanted her to meet at The Observatory
- Valentina says she hasn’t seen Leo all day
- Evilmella says she’ll ping her if something crazy happens #BitchInABox
- Mr K texted Evilmella that Gigi is at the court case if she wants her revenge
- Evilmella gets to The Observatory to meet Christina
- Evilmella sees 3 Christinas..
- Christina #2 tells her she heard she wanted to put her in the box
- Christina #7 says “you thought you could tell someone and they wouldn’t tell me”
- All the Christina’s in unison say ”if you want me in that cage, you’ll have to come get me”… and they all drive off
- Evilmella is now in a car chase with Christina #3, #4 and #7
- Christina #4 crashes
- Evilmella tells her to get in the car and bring her to the real Christina
- Christina #4 pings her to Mirage
- Evilmella searches the club for her but only finds Bobby in the box… still mind you
- Christina #4 disappeared
- Evilmella calls the real Christina
- Christina tells her she was there
- Christina tells her she looks lovely in her sparkly black dress and blonde hair
- Evilmella asks where she is now
- Christina tells her she’s at Mirage
- Christina says she walked past her twice, evil laugh and hangs up
- Evilmella finds out she wasn’t even there and she had a camera
- Evilmella tries to look for cameras in the club
- Evilmella goes back into the Mirage tunnel to check on Bobby
- He's still adamant on staying in there and asks for no company as Evilmella was alone before
- Evilmella tells Mr K. about it in the hopes he'll rescue Bobby
- Mr K. tells Evilmella that "he's not the same as he used to be" and to be careful
- Back near the Mirage stage, Valentina asks if any of the Christina clones talked to Evilmella
- Evilmella fills her in on what she said, remembering that Christina #7 said that she was told information from an insider
- Evilmella holds both Ada and Valentina up with the help of Urithrah
- Evilmella checks Valentina's phone after robbing her for it
- On the phone there's a text to Christina saying "LEADING HER TO MIRAGE"
- Valentina has sent a security camera link to Ada called "clones", showing where Evilmella had met up with the Christina clones
- The same camera link was sent to Paris, alongside a paragraph explaining that the plan was to lock Evilmella in the box
- Evilmella forces both Ada and Valentina into the box
- Bobby was NOT happy as he wants to be alone
- The girls insist that she isn't the real Carmella as she wouldn't lock Bobby in the box
- Urithrah defended Evilmella, showing unwavering support
- Evilmella fired all the people she found to be involved from Mirage
- Evilmella went and locked all the doors so that the girls couldn't escape and so that they couldn't be saved
- She posts that Mirage is closed before texting Christina a threat from Valentina's phone, and she throws it out the window
- Evilmella calls an unknown number in her phone, and it turns out to be Gigi
- Gigi says that her and Priscilla have a proposition, and they go to meet at Al Dente's
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- Evilmella ditches the bus and gets a ride back to The Mirage
- Evilmella finds out that Ada is a Busta …..
- Evilmella calls Ada and tells her everything is about to get worse
- She talks on the Busta radio calling them boring… and no one gaf
- Ada meets Evilmella at The Mirage
- She tells Ada she’s alive
- She tells her about The Box ordeal
- Ada tells her about the distressing experience working with men at The Mirage
- Ada told her she heard that Paris and London were in the box today
- She tells her the context
- She also tells her that Leo and Christina are fired
- Ada tells her that Leo and Christina have always been good to her
- Ada asks is she was at The Colt Cassidy Guitar Session
- Evilmella says well no, I was in the box
- Ada mentions Truth and Priscilla and Gigi with another girl who looked like her
- Evilmella says Truth is Gigi
- Zaceed texted Evilmella that him and London broke up
- London said Evilmella is working for the mob and was calling him fake for being involved
- Carmella Verity Variety Melissa Jennifer Love-Hewitt Jane Corset = Syndicate robot + mob ties + fake tattoo + MoleGate
- Evilmella calls Ari
- Ari screams “Why don’t you leave me alone”
- Evilmella says she’s just checking in!
- She tells her that Paris ratted her out
- Ari screams over the phone that she’s going to jail, she’s an evil bitch, she’s a terrorist and is worse than ”Chong Gong”… then hangs up
- Zaceed calls Evilmella to tell her about London
- London told him that she’s not real, an ‘ai zombie’ and working with the mob
- Evilmella tells him to come to Mirage
- Arya walks into The Mirage
- She asks her how she knows she real and not ‘one of the fakes walking around’
- Evilmella tells her something only her and ”Carmella” would know
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- Katie asks EvilMella who they buried
- EvilMella says “Well Idk!”
- Katie mentions the DNA results matching hers… well about that
- Katie tells her they could’ve helped her
- EvilMella apologizes for not telling her
- EvilMella tried to get Katie to let her out …. She isn’t budging
- More people come down and ask her questions
- EvilMella tries to get gaslight her way out, it doesn’t work
- Leo calls Taco asking what to do, he tells her to keep her in the box since he’s looking for Gigi
- Taco comes back at hour two of EvilMella vs The Box
- They bring Clay to look at her injuries
- EvilMella has a a gash in her arm
- Taco brings a half-blind Gigi to the box
- Gigi screams she’s ’not even the real one’
- Evilmella and Gigi try to talk about the earlier events with Priscilla
- EvilMella is now sobbing, begging to get out… they’re still not letting her out
- Taco says him seeing her again almost worked #TacoDrew
- He tells her he saw pictures of clones, the clone at Humane Labs
- Gunshots come from upstairs and everyone runs downstairs
- EvilMella tells Gigi she has a spare key in her arm and that they need to work together
- She rips the key out of her arm and they run upstairs
- They see Bobby and Christina and they run for the door
- Taco walks in the door and holds them up to go back down to the box
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- After walking for miles… she finally arrived at the Cemetery
- While **Carmella **was waiting for more people to arrive the body arrives
- A light pink hearse, followed by a bike escort and 7 cop car convoy and 3 ambulances arrive
- Behind them were a bunch of pink cars being driven by the Mirage workers
- Carmella walks into the graveyard and lined up with all the other guests
- She watched as the cops lined up and carried her body out of the hearse
- While walking towards the island, she saw a pink coffin surrounded by pink flowers and lights
- Everyone made their way onto the island when **Carmella **saw **Paris **in a wheelchair
- **Carmella **saw the body bussin it wide open on the coffin…. IN A PD UNIFORM
- She was very upset with the outfit choice
- **Leo **started the funeral off with introducing Priscilla
- **Priscilla **made the first speech… from chatgbt
- **London **then went to give a speech on behalf of Paris, who was in the ICU
- **Paris **then popped out of the crowd and read her speech, which was shady af
- **Paris **called out that half of the crowd were fake towards Carmella
- The Mirage managers (Leo, Christina, Valentina and Katie) then went on the stage and said a speech thanking her
- **Leo **then invited anyone who wanted to make a speech on stage, Mr. K was the first to go
- Mr. K made a speech about being in pain, to which **Bobby **wanted to show real pain
- **Sal **poured gas on **Bobby **to set him on fire
- They failed to set the fire so and were escorted off of the stage
- **Gigi **went on the stage for a speech… HOWEVER, during her speech **Bobby **set himself on fire
- **Gigi **made her speech to which everyone shouted 'we dont care'
- **Leah **went on stage and made a short speech
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