Recaps

• Conan linked up with the other Rangers to gamble money to buy Ranger Jeeps
• Conan pulled out 15k and the rangers got 50k from Cain
• He said fuck that and left
• Conan went to catch drug dealers over watching someone else gamble <:NOWAY:1327097167952740413>
• The crims got on bikes and got away
• Conan and Grant went to LS Cubby to catch those dirty Chang Gang members
• He pressured Junior and Momo to snitch on the CG people that had warrants
• Conan stole Junior's CG chain
• They took CG's radio channel
• Junior made a run for it and they handcuffed him and put him in the trunk
• They brought him to the beach and took pics with him in the trunk, beat him up and left him stranded
• They posted it on L and called K about it
• They started getting chased by CG
• Conan deployed his secret tech (a flash grenade)
• After a long chase they managed to escape from them
• Grant, Ramirez, Devin Sprinter, Antwan, Conan, Reese, Berry Cades and 2 other cops kidnapped Junior again
• CG pulled up and destroyed the van the cops were in and saved Junior
• Conan rolled Momo
• CG came back and Suarez cuffed and kidnapped Grant
• Antwan got into Suarez's car and Suarez killed him by driving into the gas pump at LS
• They tried to save Grant that was left on a hot air balloon
  • They gave Grant a parachute and handcuffed him but he was chopped up mid air by CG's Heli

• K stole a state trooper's car
• State trooper K, picked up Carmella and drove to Bahama Mamas as cops
• Tinker showed up on scene and helped State trooper K and officer Carmella line everyone up and "frisk" them for class 2s
  -# By frisking, I mean K and Carmella robbed the shit out of the people inside (they only skipped the boys and RHMC)
• After they were done, Tinker finally realized they were fake cops and started chasing them
• Carmella stole Tinker's cop car and everyone escaped
• Suarez, Cau, and Zaceed did a Jewelry heist, while K and Carmella were in the area in their cop cars
• Tinker, Conan, and Grant responded to the robbery call
• Cops started chasing the boys, and SBSO attached to the chase
• The cops decided to chase K instead, since he was in the possession of a PD AR and a PD car
  • Everyone escaped
• K and Carmella decided to patrol in their cop cars
  -# CGPD on top! <:POLICE:1246956829217394772>
• They pulled over Virgil Hawkins, from Sinners, and forced him to consume meth and searched him afterwards
  -# They totally didn't commit entrapment…W police work!
• Meanwhile, Suarez and Cau stole another cop car and joined the SBSO
• They pulled over Ezra, from Sons of Dale, and tried to force him to consume drugs, but he didn't fall for the bait <:ReallyMad:1279307364239151155>
• SBSO moved on and traffic stopped Jax Tuneskii
  • K asked Jax if he consumed any drugs and Jax claimed he only drank a virgin mint mojito
  • K tested his sobriety by making him walk in a straight line
  • After the test was done, K searched him and confiscated a cocaine bag and a ceramic pistol
• SBSO chased after 2 other Bustas
• K stated that PBS was authorized and told the Terminator to send them to hell
• After fucking up their car to the point they couldn't drive it, SBSO decided to pull off
• The boys drove towards Sandy and Tinker spotted them
• Cops started chasing them, and the boys sent 3 of the 5 cop cars into the water
• As the cops were leaving, SBSO was spiked
• K, Zaceed, and Carmella ocean dumped the cop cars and Cau and Suarez picked them up
• Tinker chased them in a PD boat and Air-1 joined the chase
• Tinker thought the boys were going to the yacht and got inside before them, but the boys stole his boat instead, and everyone managed to escape
  -# Tinker's collecting Ls like Ash Ketchum collects Pokémon… get up Tinker! <:SKIPULTRA:1368316861069922414>
• Conan posted on L a picture of him, Grant, Ramirez, and Devin Sprinter with a CG chain and Junior in the trunk of a car
• The boys got K's heli and flew towards the city looking for Junior
• Junior radioed that he was good and explained what had happened
• K went back to the Cubby and Junior told them that the PD was looking for Ace, Taco, Vinny, Ramee,and K
• Momo gave K his B-Day present… an RV full of heavy armors, lockpicks, and armor plates <:Pog:1095888522491207680>
• K caught up with Richard
• K, Carmella, Suarez, Zaceed, and Cau chased cops
• Conan threw a stun grenade at them and got away

• In an attempt to bait Conan and the rest of the cops, K and the boys drove to the Ranger Station, poured gas all around it and lit it on fire
• Carmella took a picture and K posted it on L with the alias "Shortbus_Bobby"
• Momo radio'd that they kidnapped Junior again from the Cubby, Junior radio'd that he was getting kidnapped at the Airport
• The boys pulled up and noticed 9 cops taking a picture with a cuffed up Junior
  • Grant, Ramirez, Devin Sprinter, Antwan, Conan, Reese, Berry Cades, and 2 rangers were holding him up
• The boys moved in and started running the cops over
  • The cops ran for their lives, and the boys successfully rescued Junior
• The boys blew up and ran over a few cops and dipped
  • Suarez took Grant hostage, and the remaining cops chased after them
  • Suarez put Grant in K's heli, and he dropped him off on top of a hot air balloon
  • The cops followed them and tried to save Grant and in the process, Ramirez died to gravity <:rc_kermitlaugh:885295737901043732>
  • Conan dropped Devin on top of the balloon, Devin uncuffed Grant and gave him a parachute and both jumped off
  • K couldn't let him leave unharmed and chopped him with the heli blades
• Shortbus Billy called K and confronted him for the L post
• SBSO stole 2 cop cars and started patrolling
• They traffic stopped Akira and robbed him off $9k
• Afterwards, they found Tarts off-duty and traffic stopped him
  • K asked him how his day was going, and Tarts stated that his day was full of headaches, especially with people pretending to be cops
  • K and the boys beat Tarts down and K stated "The streets are ours now Tarts, they don't need the LSPD anymore. The SBSO is here now to protect the people."
• SBSO did another traffic stop right outside of MRPD and then started being chased by cops
• The cops focused on Suarez so Carmella, K, and Zaceed went to try to find a blue haired cop
• SBSO easily lost the real cops and went to regroup at the Cubby… but the real cops went right there with Air-1
• Suarez and Zaceed got in the heli to shoot down Air-1
  • They shot Air-1 while it was refueling and K and Carmella opened fire
• K and Carmella shot at the only bike chasing them and then quickly escaped
• All of SBSO got away safely
• After a short break, SBSO started a gun fight in LS with the cops
• The hot-dropped Air-1, thinking they had downed the cops, but they were both still up
  • They shot down one cop, and another jumped off the roof and failed a parachute
• SBSO flew off in Air-1, successfully securing another PD vehicle
• AJ called K and told him that Venus offered him a contract
• They painted SBSO-1 hot pink and landed it at the Cubby
• While Zaceed received a threatening phone call from Grant <:NAILS:1280974008439013407> , Carmella called for help on the radio
  • Mr. K and Zaceed took off from Cubby to help her and started getting shot at
  • It ended up being Carmella and Priscilla. They were trying to kidnap them to get the L accounts from them
• Ricky texted K that they needed a transport after getting caught
• K and **Zaceed **told them that they were going to bed and didn't have a squad
• K went to bed

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