Paris Argo TLDR June 18th: Time To Clock Some Gags

• Paris woke up in her apartment at the Cubby.
• London was there too.
• They went for a quick outfit change.
• Ace called Paris asking her where the hell is she. okay damn.
• Paris made a BEAUTIFUL pride outfit 🩷 with devil wings?? uhmm…
  GOOPUPDATES64: Jackie just publicly came out ♥️ they/them/she/her is Poly Enby Temporarily Able Bodies Lesbian Demisexual.
• Paris attended the Wu-Chang meeting.
• People started taking their clothes off because there was no ac in the Wu-Chang building.
• Ace started clocking the people who came in late.
• Daphne asked who AMNoverBIMBOS was.
• Paris said that she has a lot of crazy stans.
• Ace was onto Paris and asked if it was her behind the Jackie Goop account, he asked to see her phone.
  • Paris denied the ridiculous allegations.
• Karnage said he was dropping a tune with Zolo later that night.
• SARA WAS AWAKE FALLS TO KNEES AND SCREAMS AND CRIES
• Everyone in the meeting starting introducing themselves…. I hate it here.
• Ace asked the people in the room what was the music scene like at the moment and how was everyone feeling about it.
• Ace wants 2 events a month for Wu-Chang.
• Ace said that music is secondary and that there needs to be other things done along with it.
• Gordon started getting defensive.
• Daphne woke up and chose violence in the meeting, first she came for Ryan, then Gordon.
• Ace made Gordon play his Peanut diss.
• Ace was being very shady towards Paris…
• 3/3 .WAV was in the meeting omg omg omg.
• Sara clocked Ace about K not being in the meeting right right whack him again for me.
• Ace mentioned that a new Wu-Chang building is in the works.
• Sara punched Kaleb and was SORRY about it.
• Paris saw in the CG IRC that cops were locking the Cubby and the apartments.
• Ace brought up the idea of Music Awards.
• Dona told them that Brazil was looking for an artist to perform AT 8 AM EST…AMN will not be going 🤣
• Daphne brought up an idea of making a "boy group competition"…. eating those Star 5 nachos
• Dona is now in charge of event management. queen queen queen
• Paris told everyone to NOT use AI for their song/album cover art… or else she was going to find them and shoot them.
• The meeting was finally over. Thank god.
• Paris and London filled Sara in on all the things she missed.
• JJ told Paris that he left Snow.
• He said he tried to speak with the gang, but they removed him from everything.
• Paris dropped JJ at the beach house, so he could talk with Ace.
• Sara left… bye
• London told Paris someone got in contact with her to do a floor plan of The Marina.
• The rest of the doors are now able to be locked yay yay.
• JJ called Paris and asked her if she could help him move some stuff from his house.
• Paris went to the city with London and Jax.
• Paris and London talked about how they think Sammy probably said something to Ace.
• Paris and London talked about JJ being interested in the Bustas and outgrowing Snow.
• London said that Jax told her that JJ seemed very sad and defeated about the situation.
• Paris and London met with Jax.
• Paris and London decided to do a little shift at Mirage and help JJ and Jax clean their money.

• **Conan ** called K and said he has a mission for him and to meet at Burger Shot
• He gave him 10x rifle ammo boxes to get it done
• Conan chased racers
• "Gold car is priority"
• a white car pitted him at 100+mph, they became priority
• Conan managed to spike all 4 tyres
• Another Racer picked up the driver and got away
• Conan stayed back and inventoried the car
• Conan and Grant responded to a shootout outside MRPD and chased an orange 2 door
• Burt Bungulator tried a jump and blew up all the Rangers with him
• One of the suspects climbed The Red Bridge and parachuted off, Conan followed him
• He was picked up by a bike at Russian Docks
  • Conan got on motor to chase the bike
  • Conan was knocked off the bike and went down
• Conan ran into Ramirez and Ace Jaxon at MRPD
• Conan ran into Mr K at The Hospital
• Conan updated him about the mission
• Mr K gave Conan a blow job as payment
• Conan ran into Gordon and tried beating him down but failed
• Mr K stole Conan's car and dipped
• Conan and Grant responded to Payday in Air-1
• They got 3 95's
• Conan and Grant responded to Jewelry Store in an Air-1
• Zaceed was id'd during the robbery
• Tinker told Conan he was tricked into helping the criminals, thinking he was assisting undercover Feds
• The pd focused the VSTAR as the suspect inside had a PD AR
• As Air-1 was refueling a helicopter tried to do a flyby on Conan but failed
• PD eventually lost eyes and the situation was marked UTL

Ramee - Prod 2.5 - Day 134

• Ramee woke up and yoinked someone's order from Al Dente
• Ramee talked to Rambo about pilot licenses
• Ramee found out that Jax was kicked from ERA ERA BUSTAMANTES because of something related to The Syndicate
• Ramee went to The Casino to gamble
• The gambling session ended with Ramee shooting Mr. WorldWide down
• Zaceed told Ramee why Jax got blooded out from ERA ERA BUSTAMANTES
  -# TLDR.. Jax told the syndicate that CG gave him the chain and that he didn't steal it like they asked him to
• Ramee bought Mr. K a tugboat as a birthday gift 🎂
• Ramee met with Mr. K at the new Jeweled Dragon and checked out the building
• Ramee showed Mr. K his birthday gift
• Gordon pulled up and gave Mr. K the skorpion that he stole off Peanut
  • Peanut shot him down and robbed him
• K, Vinny, Zaceed, & Ramee checked out all the new places in Sandy
• There is a new Clothing Store, Church, Repair Shop, and many other things
• There is a locked tunnel entrance in the crypts of the Church
• They also found a new tunnel entrance west of Sandy
• Both tunnels are linked to each other, but there is a blocked-off space in between
• K blew up a cop bike right in front of MRPD and a chase started
• Ramee tried to cook with rat strats, which ended up with them flipped behind Last Train Diner
• K got cuffed, but Vinny saved him
• Ramee spiked all the cop cars, and everyone got away <:EZ:1065481330109980742>
• Ramee tried to transfer ownership of the tugboat to K, but he couldn't pay off the loan
  -# bro took out a 5 week loan and could only pay 4 weeks in advance
• K, Vinny, Ramee, Peanut, and Chawa prepared a plan that involved the tugboat for a Jewelry Store heist
• The boys pulled up to ESB block and K asked if Tyrone had any PD duty pistols
• Tyrone called RHMC and they got K one PD pistol
• Dan Mark called Ramee to talk about the retainer for Southside Records
• Ramee found out that Dan does not own PDM anymore and that Cain now owns it
• They completed the Jewelry Store job, and the plan was a go
• They headed to VLSea & Air and jumped onto the tugboat with the car
• The boys started shooting cops while on their way to the Yacht
• Lane and Tinker beat them to it and and got on the Yacht
  • They got chased down and immediately gunned down by K and Ramee
• Ramee, K, and Chawa got into the helicopter parked there beforehand and got into an air battle with Air-1
  • They fucked it up and headed back to the Yacht
• Air-1 tried to do a fly-by, but one of the cops got shot out of the helicopter
• After cops saw an AI picture of Mr. K eating Tinker, they decided to storm the Yacht
• Croc nose-dived into the water with Air-1, and almost all cops got shot down, which made the last cop alive surrender
• Shortbus Billy tried to take Mr. K's chain at the Hospital, so Mr. K stabbed him
• Ricky tried to take Ramee's AR, so Vinny stabbed him

Prodigy 2.5 - Day 134

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LORD KEBUN!

• K woke up and found Ricky and BB members at the Cubby
• They sang Happy B-Day to him
• Vinny gave K 7 Heartstoppers and a gas can as a present
• K saw that there was a new Jeweled Dragon store in Little Seoul ,but was unable to go inside
  -# Reckreation, one of the Prodigy Devs, worked for 24 hours to finish JD, W Devs <:Aww:1063967794158391357>
• Vinny gave K a bike as his actual gift and Danny Zoo, a Busta, gave K 5 plates and some SMG ammo
• K listened to voice notes from Tinker and Peanut singing him Happy Birthday
• A text from Reeker came through telling K about the new Jeweled Dragon and he told K the passcode was one he already knew
• K unlocked the door and explored the inside of the new Jeweled Dragon
• Saleem called K and wished him a happy birthday
• Ellie called K, wished him a happy birthday, told him that she left him something at her Barrio house and that there would be more presents coming <:PauseChamp:1102757014842646529>
• Ramee headbagged K and took him to his present, but ended up driving into a heli and blowing up everyone
• Thankfully, a polish man revived them, so Ramee could give him the gift….a TUGBOAT <:POGGERS:416935272350089236>
• Ace brought Gordon to K
• Gordon gave K, Peanut's Skorpion…. and Peanut shot him down
• While on the way to the impound lot, the boys were pulled over by Deputy Sloan Morgan
• K showed off his Pork n Cheese to the Deputy
  • "Quiero comer mi culo" - K
• K went up to Grapeseed Airfield and got his heli out of the impound
• K, Vinny, Zaceed and Ramee checked out all the new things that were in Sandy
• There was a new Clothing Store, Church, Repair Shop and many other things
• After getting his heli, K found a new tunnel entrance in Sandy
• K and Ramee explored one tunnel that led to the Crypt under the church in Sandy
• Vinny and Zaceed followed the other tunnel that led underneath the Prison and past the Windmill Farm
  • This tunnel split again with one end leading to the Quarry entrance and the other leading out to the train tunnel in Sandy
• K, Ramee, Zaceed and Vinny went to the Ellie's Barrio house and K checked the first part of Ellie's gift, which was a heavy armor and a lot of plates
• Ellie gave K the second part of his gift, which was an ATV like the one she bought him before <:FeelsWowMan:1096783712911368246>
• K showed Ellie the new Jeweled Dragon and got her set up
• Dick called K and told him that he had a gift for him
• Dick gave K 99 plates and a new heavy armor
• Damien called K and played him a squeeky Happy Birthday song
• K went inside MRPD and told Octavia that it was Zaceed who killed Lia Nightshade with a breadstick
• K, Ramee, Vinny and Zaceed blew up a PD bike successfully in front of MRPD and got chased by cops and Air-1
  -# Ramee was driving, surely nothing could go wrong
• Ramee did some sick flips and ended up with only the heli on them
• K ended up cuffed, but Vinny saved him and put him in the car
• Ramee set up spikes and everyone escaped

Conan Clarkson TLDR

• Conan woke up dead <:RameeClassic:1349086293732233308>
• He instantly went and put on a Ranger outfit , Bustin who ?
  -# bro is about to be Pred's subordinate
• The outfit was scuffed, so he went back to the LSPD fit
• Conan went to the hospital and ended up fighting Gordon Gordon and his goons
• Conan went to Forum Drive and called for 77s, since there was THUGS on the streets
• Grant and the Black Panthers (cops) came to back him up and they trolled ESB
• Conan went to Tenshi's block trying to search them and cause trouble
• Then Conan and Grant went to Busta's block and snatched their chains
• Ramirez (Dracos' cousin) and another cop came to the scene and helped them bully the Bustas
• Conan went down twice
  -# Jax teabagged him
• Conan 13A'd and the Bustas panicked
• When the cops arrived on scene, Bustas bolted, Conan & Grant blamed Ramirez for the false 13-A and told them that they died to an explosion
• Bustas came back and they all acted like nothing happened
• Conan went on to mess with other gangs, but they all scattered
• Then, he attached to a shots fire call
• It's CG vs BB (context : Ricky stole Suarez's chain, he got it back in blood)
• He couldn't find anyone
• He attached to a bank truck shootout, ESB countering GT
• He led the scene like the 🐐 he is, before they could push, everyone left
• They decided to follow Piper (GT) because she was pointing guns at officers on scene
• After a long chase, they boxed 2 GT members
• GT shot at the cops and more GT came, but they went down (shot down fatass Conan tho)
  -# Conan accidentally downed Antwan
• As scene lead, Conan told everyone what to do to dodge paperwork as much as possible

• Carmella makes an L post asking for a janitor at Mirage — One is on the way
  • Multiple people come in for the janitor job
  • GIRL WHOS THE JANITOR
• Valentina calls
  • She rehires her
• Ellie and Hazel come to the club
  • Ellie tells her she’s ready to quit being a lawyer
  • A truck explodes in the back— Again
• Gordon calls asking for a secret favour
  • He makes his way to The Mirage
  • He had a serious issue with someone and need to use her venue
  • He wrote a diss track on the ‘individual’
  • He wants to film a music video in the club
• Urithrah comes to Mirage
  • She flirts with Trey Money
  • Melo walks in and Carmella automatically kicks him out — Not today.
• Carmella and Urithrah talk about throwing a Friday The 13th event
  • Hazel calls Carmella to tell her she got in a shoot out with someone who robbed Patar
  • He was in her club earlier

• Ramee poses as a doctor and uncuffs Carmella in the hospital
• Urithrah is their driver
• Leo is a manager at Mirage again
• Gordon calls Carmella and they plan to meet at Mirage
• They're shooting a music video for Gordon
• The girls get ready for the pride event
• They watch the performances
  • Carmella finds Shannon
  • She pulls Shannon for a talk
  • She tells her that Mario tried to make an advance on her
• Mario intrudes on their talk
  • Shannon tells her that she just found out about Xena — His girlfriend and now executive at Venus Records
  • Mario punches Carmella
  • This is a classy party… she would never do anything at a pride event
  • She will shoot a tire or two though
  • The girls make a run for it and Shannon books it in a car
  • Shannon drives into the pride crowd— Oh that’s not
• The girls get on foot and run
  • Bobby saves her
  • They pick up Urithrah
  • They get out

• Air-1 kept following, so the air battle continued and turned into a Cubby shootout
• Zolo went down early, but K went on the balcony and got a bunch of cops down instantly
• Ramee & Suarez got a heli and went above the cops that were on the Cubby roof and all of PD was killed
  • Tyrone asked the boys to come to his block and they saw Ming <:Swooner:988387275299758140>
• The boys reconnected and got Ming's number
• Mr K picked up Hazel as she was getting tased by the SS hospital
• Hazel was in cuffs and K put her in the car, PD chased them
• Ramee spiked the cops and everyone got away
• Mr K picked up Hazel as she was getting tased by the SS hospital
• Hazel was cuffed and K put her in the car, PD chased them
• Ramee spiked the cops and everyone got away
• K, Ramee, Vinny, Zolo, and Peanut stopped to fill Suarez's car with gas
• K tried to get into a cop car, PD tried to pull them over and a chase began
• Ramee flew out of the car, so he decided to spike
• K dropped of the rest of the boys and picked up Ramee before the PD could catch him
  • Ramee was on last cuffs <:MONKA:1279552065852670104>
• After a while, the boys opened fire at the PD
• The PD stopped following them and they all escaped
  -# o7 Suarez's car
• K, Ramee, Vinny, Zolo, and Peanut regrouped at Fort Zancudo and repaired K's heli
• Ace told K that Gordon Gordon was at Wu Chang and was scared to talk to K, but he had a track to release
• K and the CG boys talked on the radio about using a race for a getaway plan in the future if the boys could make a track tonight after their trip to Brazil
• Ace sounded strange during his phone call with Zolo, so they stopped at Wu Chang to check on him
• Gordon was holding up Ace inside the studio, but the boys decided Ace could handle himself
• Gordon had something to show K, so the boys returned to the studio and listened to a diss track he wrote about Peanut
• Ramee told Gordon he could help him fulfill his dreams of getting his get-back against Peanut
• K gave Gordon permission to film his music video in Little Seoul
• K, Ramee, and Zolo recommended a great therapist that Gordon could talk to
  • Hazel walked into __Wu Chang __ right on cue and said she would be his therapist if she got paid, K said it would be on Wu Chang's tab
• K, Ramee, and Zolo got armor plates from Suarez before he left for Brazil
• K, Ramee, Zolo and Cau drove to Mirage to rob the club, but noticed Carmella getting chased by cops
• Carmella got cuffed, the boys picked her up and after a short chase, everyone escaped
• The boys started getting chased again and Ramee and Carmella were cuffed
• The boys picked them up and after a long chase, everyone got out
• The boys were found by cops again and started getting chased
• Eventually, K, Zolo and Carmella were cuffed and Cau managed to pick up Ramee and then got away
• Cau and Ramee came back to the Hospital and saved everyone
• Ramee also called Jax and Jax agreed to craft a Mac 10 for them
• K went with Jax to the Bustas block and Jax crafted K a Mac 10

• Zolo went down early, but K went on the balcony and got a bunch of cops down instantly
• Ramee & Suarez got a heli and went above the cops that were on the Cubby roof and killed all of PD
• K called Vinny, but got sidetracked by a long text from Glitch
• Glitch asked about a potential collaboration between his new label, META, and Wu Chang
• K asked Vinny to handle it
• Tyrone asked the boys to come to his block
• Tyrone had just picked up Ming from LSIA, so the boys reconnected and got Ming's number
• Hazel was being tased by SS Hospital, K came to help her
• Hazel was cuffed, so K put her in the car, PD chased after them
• Ramee spiked the cops and everyone got away
• K, Ramee, Vinny, Zolo, and Peanut stopped to fill Suarez's car with gas
• K tried to get into a cop car, so PD tried to pull them over and a chase began
• Ramee flew out of the car, so he decided to spike
• K dropped off the rest of the boys and picked up Ramee before the PD could catch him
• After a while, the boys decided to shoot at the cops
• The PD stopped following them and they all escaped
  -# o7 Suarez's car
• K, Ramee, Vinny, Zolo, and Peanut regrouped at Fort Zancudo and repaired K's heli
• Ace told K that Gordon Gordon was at Wu-Chang and was scared to talk to K, but he had a track to release
• K and the CG boys talked on radio about using a race for a getaway plan in the future, and if the boys could make a track tonight after their trip to Brazil
• Ace sounded strange during his phone call with Zolo, so they stopped by Wu-Chang to check on him
• Gordon was holding up Ace inside the studio, but the boys decided Ace could handle himself
• Gordon had something to show K, so the boys returned to the studio and listened to a diss track he wrote about Peanut
• Ramee told Gordon that he could help him fulfill his dreams of getting his get-back against Peanut
• K gave Gordon permission to film his music video in Little Seoul
• K, Ramee, and Zolo recommended a great therapist that Gordon could talk to
  • Hazel walked into __Wu-Chang __ right on cue and said that she would be his therapist if she got paid and K told her, it would be on Wu-Chang's tab
• K, Ramee, and Zolo got armor plates from Suarez before he left for Brazil
• K, Ramee, Zolo and Cau drove to Mirage to rob the club, but noticed Carmella getting chased by cops
• Carmella got cuffed, the boys picked her up and after a short chase, everyone escaped
• The boys got chased again, Ramee and Carmella were cuffed
• The boys picked them up and after a long chase, everyone got out
• The boys were found by cops once again and started getting chased
• Eventually, K, Zolo and Carmella were cuffed, but Cau managed to pick up Ramee and then got away
• Cau and Ramee went back to the Hospital and saved everyone
• Ramee called Jax and he agreed to craft a Mac 10 for CG
• K went with Jax to the Bustas’ block and Jax crafted K a Mac 10
• Ramee noticed a Cargo Bob and told the boys that it could potentially be the Mob
• Ramee and Zolo started following it in cars and K followed it, in his heli
• The group that was flying it, ditched the heli, and told the boys that it was from an A class boost
  • The boys picked up the Cargo Bob and started brainstorming ideas of what they could do with it
• Ramee blew up the Cargo Bob when he landed, cops showed up and chased them
• Everyone escaped

• Liz told Paris they should start a podcast.
• Paris called Ace and talked about Sunny saying he was done with music but all of the sudden he wanted to be part of this event.
• Paris called London.
• She was decorating and feeling anti social.
• Paris told her about the event.
• A boy group showed up in Wuchang for an audition.
• Ricky Rizz called Paris…. scary
• He asked if she was looking for Glitch for 15K ??.
• She told him she wasn't
• Paris fired London, Sara and Liz from the Venus app.
• She tried to quit, but couldn't because she had the owner role.
• Liz played a demo of a song with Paris for JJ and Ace.
• Christina is now signed to Wuchang.
• JJ played a song for Paris, Liz, Ace and Christina.
• Ace told Liz she should be working as upper management in WuChang.
• Paris got a call from Ricky Rizz.
• He kept asking about a Ryan Bates man who was claiming to be her friend and a member of CG.
• Sorry to that man but Pairs didn't know him.
• Some man named Gordon auditioned for WuChang.
• Ace played music for the WuChang crew.
• Paris and Liz thought about starting their very own Baddies Los Santos.
• Paris and Liz talked about their future podcast.
• Paris and Liz talked about some changes to their collaboration.
• Boombox is back…. finally Mateo has someone to bother
• Liz made her first L post under a new username.
• The target was Piper Riggs. <:nyasuuParis:1118294188866416670>
• Liz went to sleep.
• Paris and JJ took Ace's car and drove it to the __ Marina__.
• Paris called Bobby, and asked him to hang out after hearing how terrible of a day he had.
• Paris found out who Ryan Bates was, a former Hooligan.
• Paris picked up Bobby from the Cubby.
• Paris and London decided to go on a hike with Bob.
• As they hiked their way up Mt Gordo, the girls helped Bobby find a purpose.
• Bobby thought about doing driving lessons for beginners in the racing scene.
• The group made it to the Finna Tree.
• London took some pictures of it.
• Paris confronted Bobby about his shady subtweet.
• The group ran into a mountain lion #scary

Carmella Corset: Prodigy 2.5 June 9th

• Carmella wakes up at her house
  • Carmella gets a text from Jonovan
  • He sent her an irc— lots of info on Bahama Mamas, He ate that
• Colt Cassidy called… She calls back but no answer
  • Gordon also called
  • She tells him she’s in the mood for trouble
  • Gordon wants to show her his new car— He makes his way to Mirage
• Gordon shows off his lime green, rusty, bullet hole filled BRAND NEW car
  • They take a group selfie
  • MC Fixer shows up with Gordon
  • Gordon and MC Fixer suggest working at Mirage — She says no men <:carmieFrog:1078114999760846898>
• Jay and Fixer go get some potential dancers
  • Carmella and Gordon will be the judges
  • Carmella tells Gordon she robbed Bahama Mamas yesterday
• Colt calls back
  • He confronts her on death
  • “I mourned you”
  • Colt mentions government corruption at The Mirage
  • Carmella tells him she’s could give a fuck about what a cop thinks of her
  • Colt hangs up
• ’Mystic’ shows up for an audition
  • Definitely lots of personality
  • Carmella and Gordon have a sidebar— She asks to give her a pep talk
  • Carmella tells her to come back for the hiring event and do it again there
• Colt texts her that he’s in charge of her business review and hopes everything is in order
  • Colt texts her that she’ll find out what a business review is soon…get down Carmella
• Carmella finds Suarez and Momo by The Cubby
  • They’re down to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Just kidding, they got to hold down The Cubby since it’s being raided?
  • They’re force Carmella on a radio
• Carmella sees Mr K at The Cubby
  • She tells him about Bahama Mamas
  • He tells her to say the word and they’ll start robbing it
• Zaceed tells her she’s at risk of losing her business with a business review
  • Colt Cassidy.
• Carmella tells K she wonts Padrino
  • He thinks this could be good

• Carmella watches the boys get raided from across the street
  • She takes her binoculars out
• Urithrah calls
  • She’s working a shift at The Hospital reception
  • Carmella says she’ll call her later
  • Daily Nut News asks for an interview
  • She gets recruited to news anchor
• Carmella and Peanut survey the area and report the shoot out
  • They play Smash or Pass with the cops on roofs
  • Carmella and Peanut interview a fallen officer and she splits around his dead body
  • They pivot to Red Garage
  • Carmella gets shot some how
  • The boys won period
• Carmella and Peanut interview the boys and the cops — Like Share and Subscribe
• Carmella and Peanut go get medical
  • He drops her off at The Cubby
  • Carmella tells Bobby to audition for Mirage in drag for the event tonight
  • Carmella and Zaceed go to The Jewelled Dragon
  • She asks Mr K for a pink chain
• Carmella gets her chain
  • Zolo and Peanut split the bill
  • She goes to get changed for the grand opening of The Jewelled Dragon
  • Carmella asks K for Mirage girl chains
  • He said he’ll get on it
  • Carmella gets paid 10k for being apart of the advertisement department
  • She also gets a 5k bonus— Free chain
• Carmella plans The Mirage hiring event
  • Scarlet Vixen auditions
  • She gets hired
  • Lorelei auditions as well
  • She gets hired
  • She finds out she’s a part of Oni..
• Queen Liz Anya performs
  • LizMella perform Twerkquake
  • Carmella gives Ada a lap dance— Courtesy of her man, Sammy
• Carmella, Liz, Priscilla. Urithrah and Paris gear up to rob Bahama Mamas
  • Liz goes in to check how many people are inside
  • Liz updates her saying there’s only people with bats— not guns
  • They went down…
  • Carmella was GSR Negative but got detained
• Carmella goes to court to fight her charges
• Carmella attends her PC Hearing
  • She represents herself
  • Carmella gives a brilliant opening statement
  • The judge was confused that the officers didn’t have a report written
  • Gag it, your honour
• Carmella brings Priscilla up to the stand as a witness
  • Carmella gives her closing statement
  • Carmella is found guilty on all 3 charges— RECOUNT THE VOTES, OPEN THE POLLS
• Priscilla uncuffed Carmella and they girls make a run for it
  • They all get in a car and get away
• Carmella calls Christina
  • She asks if she would want to come back to Mirage
  • Christina says well ofc
  • She gets rehired again
• Gordon posts on L at Bahama Mamas
  • She confronts him
  • He leaves and says he’s on his way to Mirage

• Carmella and the girls plan to rob Bahama Mamas again
  • Gordon stabs Trey Money
  • Trey chases after them
  • Carmella is getaway driver
  • Trey shoots their tire
• Carmella and the girls get chased
  • Carmella and the girls pull over and explain their case
  • They drive away anyways
• Priscilla wants to hold the cops up
  • They go to The Cubby and take Paris’ car
  • Taco sets up a getaway boat for them
  • Carmella gets Gordon on a jet-ski and they drive away to safety
• The Girls and Gordon go scope out Bahama Mamas
  • Gordon goes in
  • He comes back running to the car telling them he stabbed a dancer and to drive
  • They don’t believe him but okay
• Carmella and the girls go to MRPD to check if they have warrants
  • Carmella doesn’t have a warrant
  • Carmella goes to bed

• Urithrah, Carmella and Lo pull up to The Golden Tigers block
  • They see Dante from GT and get him in the car
  • Carmella tell the girls why she’s doing this
  • Dante doesn’t recall… right right
• Carmella takes him to The Pier and shoots him
  • She robs him and the girls leave
  • Lo decides that she’s never leaving and hanging out with them forever
  • Urithrah offers her to wait at her house till they come back— The house being The Box
  • Carmella has a nervous breakdown while Urithrah tries to talk up The Box
• The girls want to go rob a cop
  • They follow a chase but realize that Croc is on the chase.. nvm girl
  • They decide to help the person being chased… Lo hops out of the car
  • The man’s name is Gordon Gordon
  • Carmella loses the cops
  • Carmella tells Gordon for payback he should kill The Golden Tigers
  • They get a new car and drive to Life Invader
  • Lo calls and Carmella tells her to meet them
• Lo comes with a few girls who jump Gordon
  • Apparently he stole their car
  • They take him to The Hospital
  • They leave Gordon