Recaps

• K and the boys set up a trap for the ATC in an attempt to steal their Buzzard
• K and Vinny flew the heli towards the city, while the other boys were staged near the __Sandy Airfield __helipad and ATC contacted K
  • K dismissed them with the most monotone voice ever
• ATC kept trying to make K land, but K stated "What are you gonna do about it? Shoot me down?"
• Instead, Air-1 started chasing after them, so the boys shot at them
  • Ground units showed up and a shootout started
  • The boys grounded Air-1 and managed to escape
• TomTom called K and warned him that the Council was going after criminals owning businesses
• TomTom stated that they were looking at Ramee and Patar for Vulture Sea & Air
• K thanked him and renamed the Jeweled Dragon's CEO role to Janitor
• K and the boys placed cameras inside the Courthouse
• K told everyone that there was too much snitching going on and that it was time to stop and fight the charges in court
• K read on L that that South Side Records has been view botting their music
• **K **went to the Courthouse to see if they could bug the place
• K got a call from **El Padrino **and El Padrino told him that he has been away
• El Padrino asked for some product and to grab a brick of cocaine and chain for Jon (The Polish guy)
• He wanted to meet with CG and share some information on the Comic Book store <:POGGERS:1059668771297574972>
• K made a Gold Cuban chain and grabbed a brick of coke
• They got the ping to meet with El Padrino and the Polish guy
• K and Slick Rick talked on the phone; K told him of the plan to not snitch on the Factions and that they would take care of them afterwards
• The plan they had the day prior was no longer happening and that CG did not plan to snitch during the court case
• They met up with El Padrino by Vinewood Hills,** K** was gifted an Uzi, Advanced SMG Barrel, Clip and Trigger and around 40 boxes of SMG ammo
• El Padrino was carrying a sniper on his back
• K gave **Jon **the chain and they talked about the Comic Book store <:Pog:800619512605048903>
• Jon asked for a Golden katana
• K added the attachments to the Uzi and now it had 30 rounds, he tested out the recoil but couldn't notice much of a difference
• K told everyone that they will take a different approach and not snitch on any Factions during the hearing

• Carmella notices that Bahama Mamas is open
  • She contemplates robbing it — The devil told her to do it… The devil being Urithrah
  • The girls go find a tanker truck to blow up Bahama Mamas — Trust.. they will be handled
  • Urithrah gets road rage on the way there
  • They steal a patrol car
• Carmella notices the police at The Cubby
  • 10-4, they’re here for backup
  • Tinker left— Sassy Man Apocalypse
• They drive by Bahama Mamas
  • Carmella considers telling The Business Council that BM hires gangs and get it shut down
• Carmella and Urithrah go to Al Dentes for food
  • She convinced a man to buy her food
  • He introduces himself as Lee
  • He mentions Tommy talking about her in the club— Throwback to when she made him fight for her love and failed
  • Carmella and Lee exchange numbers
• They go back to the club and see ESB and ? in a shoot out
  • #TeamESB
  • They watch from the roof
• Officer Jackson comes to the club and compliments Carmella
  • British men on top

• **Taco **calls **Carmella **and said he heard she is normal now
• She told him that the clone is dead and she is ok again
• He tells her that **Paris **made them throw money at Moore Club when Mirage was open…. ouuu
• Carmella goes to The Marina to go visit Paris
  • Paris asks her if she knows who Stasi is
  • Carmella tells her she works at Mirage
• Paris tells she to fire her cause she might steal her business
  • Stasi is trying to take The Marina from Paris and London for herself and husband
  • Because she’s a council member, she’s trying to get her cop husband to buy it… ouuu
• Carmella fills in Paris on The Golden Tigers situation today
  • She mentions the ChatGPT apology
• Carmella tells her that she wants to reach out to Leo to get her back to Mirage
  • Carmella tries to stir and texts Ramee that the Bustas are trying to ‘clap him nonstop’ so he robs Bahama Mamas😭
• Carmella talks to Leo
  • She asks her if she’s happy at Bahama Mamas
  • Leo says if she wants her, she’s there
  • Carmella ugly cries and rehires
  • Leo spills about the Bahama Mamas IRC
  • Tyrone’s sending robe pictures on his bed in there????
• Leo tells her that Christina and Valentina are down as well
  • The girls talk about a possible hiring event tomorrow
  • They’re bringing back The Mirage Family Values— with the exception of 3 gay men for pride month
• Priscilla calls Carmella very upset
  • She tells her she’s trying to sue the PD for conducting a unlawful search on her
  • She’s mad at her ‘lazy’ lawyer
  • Priscilla said she joined ESB is now trying out for Hades

• K got a call that Carmella was cuffed at Mirror Park Lake, so him Ramee, Zolo and Peanut pulled up to help
• They chased a cop down and a shootout ensued, but the cops took Carmella to the Hospital
• The boys waited till the cops left the Hospital with Carmella, chased them, and shot them down
• Another shootout started near Legion Square, the boys smoked all the cops, and saved Carmella
• Ramee, K, Carmella, Zolo and Suarez did a jewelry store heist
• They did it successfully, and no cops showed up
• As they were leaving the jewelry store, they saw a race passing through, so Ramee put his spikes down and managed to spike one of them
• Carmella was asking the boys federal questions, which made Ramee suspicious of her <:SUS:1211899807392604160> so he played one of her songs to make her stop
  -# will he finally clock that this is Evilmella and not Carmella? stay tuned
• Ramee, K, and Big D went to Vulture Sea and Air to see if anything new was added
• K test drove a couple of helis and the tugboat
• Mayor Bablo and his deputy mayor showed up, and asked to check the catalog to see if they had the funds for a city council heli
• Ramee showed them a couple of options, and told them that Vulture Sea and Air also had boats that fit the city council image
• Ramee showed Tyrone his business, and told him he couldn't let anyone test drive the helis with no pilot license, but made an exception for him
• Tyrone told Ramee and K that Piper, from Golden Tigers, was undercutting the boys in the coke business
  • She was selling coke bricks for 5k each, as opposed to the CG boys who sold it for 7.5k each
• They decided to roll out on her
• K, Ramee, Big D, Tyrone and Tips, rolled out to Mirror Park
• They found GT at the stress spot in Mirror Park having a busking session
• They crawled through the water to get to them
• Carmella showed up to try to get her get back on ESB, but ended up joining them instead
• The group easily put down everyone there
• Ramee took Tyrone & Tips to test drive some heli's
• K called Ramee and told him GT put his Buggy in the lake, so Ramee & Tyrone went to go slide on them
• K missed pistol whipping Piper 3 times, but they put both people in the car down
• Tyrone rammed K from behind and got the Buggy out of the water
• K & Ramee went to Jeweled Dragon to make some chains
• Tyrone facetimed Ramee and showed him the ESB warehouse
• Tyrone told Ramee about their plans to make it a rehab center and a Church with the headquarters in the back
• While checking the Quarry, K & Ramee stumbled upon La Jefa
• La Jefa made Ramee get on his knees in front of her, and said that the next time Ramee disrespects her, she will slit his throat
• Junior called and let K know that GT was at the Cubby wanting diplomatic immunity
• K & Ramee pulled up to the Cubby asking why they were on CG's block
• K asked why they were selling cocaine for $5k a brick
• Piper said their information was unreliable, and that they buy and sell around 20 bricks a day for $5.5k
• K ended up stabbing 3 of the GT members and the other one was shot down
• Ramee went to help Ace who was getting chased and accidentally spiked Ace
• Ramee managed to get one of the spiked cars out

• Garrett showed up and told Ramee that he heard that this business was being ran by dick sucking
• Ramee showed him around the dealership
• Interviews are over, Richard showed up late but was told to come back the next day
• Richard asked Ramee to help him get people to Erp-N-Atom so Richard can win the contest for the company
• Ramee, Taco, Vinny, Chawa & Garrett did a Humane Labs robbery
• There were absolutely no issues while doing the math minigame and they got it first try
• Garrett definitely didn't die while griddying around
• Ramee & Taco went down, but got brought back up
• Thankfully, no cops showed up, so they got away
• While robbing Humane Labs, Colt returned Ramee's call and told him he needed to go to the city council meeting to get his business approved
• Ramee asked about the boats and test drive area, Colt said he would head down to the business when he was finished with what he was doing
• Ramee went to the City Council Meeting
• Arya, Bablo and James were presenting the new legislation
• Ramee announced his business to everyone at the meeting
• Everyone in the crowd started asking questions, but thankfully, Ramee was saved by a bomb threat

# ✨PARIS ARGO 5/16/25 TDLR✨ #

• Paris went to Leo’s event was held at the Mile High Club.
• Zolo told Paris about the fights CG had with Tenshi all day.
• Paris promoted XO, ARGO at the Mile High Club event.
• Paris called London and told her to make her way to the Mile High Club so they could start selling their outfit blind boxes.
• Paris made a bank account for The Argos.
• Paris and London sold all of their blind bags!
• They made a total of $1950.
• Paris and London decided to only sell the blind bags at events.
• The XO, Argo crew made more outfits for their blind boxes.
• Paris and London went with Jax to test some bikes.
• Paris sold one more blind bag.
• Paris and London were thinking about buying meth from Jax.
• Paris went to PDM to test drive some cars.
• Paris went to the city council meeting since people were tweeting about clothing and XO, Argo.
• Once she got there, the clothing talk was over.
• Paris asked Dona, what the talk was about and she told her "Bablo said the girls have a lot of clothes in their closets and he only has 2 nice suits".
• Paris was about to leave the meeting when Anastasia approached her and asked what was going on with The Marina.
• She asked why The Marina was always closed. <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris, London and Jax decided to do a shift at The Marina.
• Juan told Paris he was gonna invest 75k on XO, Argo.
• Paris hired Ramee at The Marina <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris did some interviews for The Marina.
• Paris hired Max at The Marina and gave him a tour of the place.
• After the interviews Paris hired:
• Keanu from BSK (she also gave him her number, for business purposes of course)
• Anastasia
• Hailey
• Virgil
• Faith Monroe
• Bobby was being a “Karen” and was beefing with people hanging out behind The Marina.
• Chesca told Paris that she has to sign paperwork and will have to pay 1 million over a time period of 3 months.
• Paris called Colt asking if they really have to pay the million dollars, he said yes.
  • Colt explained that the million dollars were loan for the business and they can pay it over time, no deadline was given.
• Colt told Paris that he saw that someone was taking money from the account… run Chesca, RUN!
• Paris told** Chesca** about her convo with Colt.
  • Chesca refused to pay the million.
• Paris tried to smack some sense into Chesca.
• Chesca has taken about 100k out of The Marina account.
• Chesca explained that the reason why she took the money was because she didn't trust Cain since he was still the owner on paper.
• Paris walked out on Chesca
• Bob was so upset over the situation.
• Paris called Arya to meet about the XO, Argo business proposal.
• Paris took 13k from the Venus account.
• She took an extra 2k 5 seconds later.
• Arya met with Paris, London, Bobby and Jax at the Argo Manor.
• Arya told Paris to keep doing stuff with XO, Argo
• Paris told her about how they started with the petition and moved onto selling blind bags.
• For the next stage, Paris told Arya how she wants to collaborate with Hood News and go around doing interviews about the state of clothing.
• Paris and London talked about The Marina and Chesca situation.
• Paris said that if they’re feeling crazy, London can dethrone Chesca and take the business.
• London said, she actually thought about it but it's not worth it because she's not gonna get any money from that.

• Chesca texted Paris telling her she ran some numbers and realized how much money she took, "you really lose track overtime". <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris told Chesca that London is pissed at her.
• Chesca asked for London's state ID and said she would pay her for the hours she worked… "She can go get herself a bag of chips".
• She sent London 16 dollars.
• Chesca told Paris that The Marina is not in the position to pay hourly wages.
• Paris told her that if they had the 100k she took they probably would.
• Paris told Chesca she should quit at this point.
• Chesca said she has plans….. she thinks.
• Chesca sent a voice message to Paris and half way into the message Paris heard that she was at the airport about to board a flight and leave the city… #GirlOnTheRun.
• Paris called Rick to ask if they can meet to go over some money stuff for the business.
• At the end of the call, Rick asked Paris: "What are we?"….. the woman was too stunned to speak.
• Paris called Bobby to ask about his meeting with Tony Rico.
• Bobby told her it's a secret.
• She said bye and hang up.
• After the call ended, Jax texted Paris telling her Bobby was acting crazy and that he has a bomb. <:nyasuuLondon:1211810958108917780>
• Bobby called her seconds later and told her to meet.
• He showed her the bomb.
• Bobby said Tony gave him the bomb to look after Jax and that if Jax fucks up… he knows what to do.
• The syndicate's robot got Jax… his bank account is empty. <:nyasuuLOL:1183212640135282718>
• Paris sold a mystery blind bag to Bablo and Arya.
• Arya told Paris since everyone was there they should do a quick tldr about the business.
• Colt called London and told her she got The Marina.
• Paris, London and Jax gave the council members a little performance of Inferno.
• They gave a little speech about XO, Argo.
• Paris met with Rick outside of Up N Atom.
• Both of them started accusing each other of being fake.
• Paris and Rick finally talk.
• Rick told her he felt "She was too good to be true" and he was scared of fucking it up.
• Paris saw Arya was Infront of them mmm awkward.
• Arya, London and Jax approached them so they switched topics.
• Rick told Paris he was gonna help her with a contract for XO, Argo.
• Jax and Bobby started fighting for attention (fine you win with your gay stuff).
• Bobby threw a molotov at Jax.
• For some reason, Rick jumped into the ring of fire wink wink and burned himself down.
• London said he wanted attention so Paris grabbed a speaker from her purse and started playing ATTENTION by AMN.
• Somehow everyone ended up dead on the floor.
• Paris went to sleep.

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• Someone started shooting and everyone had to scram.
• Paris and London went to The Marina to get some food.
• Paris went to get her car fixed.
• London got a call requesting Paris to go back to The Marina since the Council was visiting the restaurant
  • The Council was there to install the Zoomer tablet for deliveries.
• The Marina could possibly make good money from the deliveries due to the distance from the city.
• Paris was told that they'll need to wait for Colt to be out of ICU in order to change the ownership of the business.
• While at the Marina, Paris won the Little Seoul apartment auction! YAY
• Paris and London went to check out her new apartment. <:nyasuuHairFlip:1183212636385591407>
  • Bobby was there and paid Paris his cut of the payment, then got keys to the place.
• The interior for the apartment will be iCarly inspired, very maximalist loft.
• Paris pulled up to the Golden Tigers block.
  • No one was in the area so Paris went to sell her stolen goods but was unsuccessful.
• Paris went back to her Little Seoul apartment to place some furniture.
• Paris got a picture from Bobby of Glitch in handcuffs.
• Paris ran into **Arya **and gave her keys to the apartment.
• Paris sold a speaker to Daphne before going to bed.

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