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November 18, 2025 at 07:20 PM
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__ Carmella Corset: Prodigy RP November 17th__

  • Carmella wakes up
  • She steals a car and goes to hospital
  • She tries to call a daily missed number — they don’t answer
  • She texts Victor about getting his gang in the IRC
  • -# Victor is sassy
  • Speedy texted her asking why people are saying he got Carmella pregnant, she tells him she didn’t tell anyone that
  • Carmella goes to the clothing store and ZooMafia is there. She asks what they’re doing and they tell her to come to Grove Gas to find out
  • She gets in a fender bender and drives to The Cubby but no one is there
  • Carmella calls The Auditor but he is unavailable to meet as he is charging
  • Paris comes to The Cubby and introduces her dog Shortbread
  • Carmella introduces Pickle
  • Paris might be getting her store!
  • Carmella tells her about Jonavan attempting to start his own faction, The Network
  • She shows her a mission dossier
  • Paris clocks him for reheating The Auditor’s nachos
  • Tea is spilled on Jonavan regarding his desire to take down both factions and start his own
  • She tells Paris about his roommates is leaking information to Kosta regarding his plans. ☕️
  • They discuss the Apex party from the other day, and how awkward it was, whereas The Thread party was enjoyable and encouraged socialization
  • Carmella wants to fuck Jonavan up for being nosy and getting in a bad bitch’s business
  • Cau and Zaceed arrive at The Cubby
  • Zaceed tells her he missed her, and they all talk about pets briefly before Paris tells Carmella to get in her car for a dramatic drive
  • Paris tells Carmella the information is regarding Jonavan (and came from JJ)
  • They drive to a warehouse near The Slaughterhouse and climb on the roof
  • Paris tells Carmella that she has known about Jonavan attempting to start a faction for a while now and that his secret group has members of Cypress in it
  • He wants to double dip in both factions and use both to supply himself, his group and all the other groups he’s trying to bring under him / The Network
  • Paris shares that Jonavan is an armor plug
  • JJ was invited to join but didn’t want to be involved, and they stopped sharing much information with him
  • Paris thinks Ada is in The Network
  • Carmella learns about the new gang K9. Paris thinks The Network might want to recruit them
  • Carmella is shown Jonavan’s house in Chumash
  • -# Oh girl, it’s ugly
  • Carmella gets a call from Guvae asking for MAN POWER
  • He has a man on the inside of Neon and the person has accepted a deal to flip-flop on Neon; they are going to give Guvae the IRC, and radio channels
  • Guvae said he wants to bring Carmella along when they eventually strike Neon
  • Zaceed texts Carmella that he wants to get married
  • She asks what he can offer her
  • Deathwish Speedy texts again and tells her that it might be VVS stirring and telling people he knocked Carmella up
  • They t-bone Zolo and ask who Gretchen is, he says she’s someone he hired at 1068 and she’s a long time friend of his
  • They go to Grove Gas where Zoomafia clean their car
  • Victor and Coochie are there, and Carmella tells him she might give Pickle back to the pound because she has balls and fleas
  • Victor tells them that they wanted to move back to the Southside where there are shootouts, and it’s not good because that’s how they do things
  • Paris introduces Vivica and Victor as they both own dogs named Coochie and an argument ensues over the phone, with them both threatening each other and that it is on sight! Coochie v Coochie
  • Victor gives Coochie a gun
  • Carmella tries to call Zaceed about The Apex
  • -# He’s fake af and doesn’t answer
  • Saurez calls and tells Carmella that the meeting with Apex was pretty lighthearted because one was shoving donuts in their mouth, and the other pulled up in baggy shorts and a shirt
  • He has to go in a hurry, but says he’ll tell Carmella afterwards
  • They hang out with Zoomafia at the gas station for a while, and Paris takes a few photos of them
  • Paris and Carmella start to leave but spot the girls arriving and spin back
  • They see Zoomafia heading towards Grove Street and approach them with the girls, and dogs, but ESB and Zoo are arguing about Grove Gas and how it belongs to ESB
  • They talk through their problems and come to a compromise
  • Never mind, ESB downed one and everyone started shooting. Carmella does the splits to avoid getting shot
  • Carmella and Paris leave
  • Paris tells Carmella she stirred that whole fight with Gio and Victor
  • Carmella and Paris go to the Apex HQ to find the boys and see what they’re up to
  • The HQ was empty
  • Parmella go back to The Cubby
  • ZMF is outside talking to Mateo (Mateo being on the roof)
  • Carmella throws them off and they end up behind a fence
  • ZMF tell him that they’ll be running their gas station by Grove Gas since Little Seoul Gas isn’t ’hood enough’
  • Carmella finds Freya
  • They talk about her getting kidnapped by Neon
  • Carmella reassures her that Henry is a little pussy and he won’t hurt her anymore
  • Carmella confronts Vinny for where the boys went and if they were doing a mission for the Apex — Something sinister is happening here
  • Vinny and Ramee don’t give her a straight answer
  • Carmella talks with Zaceed
  • He tells her they shot cops and attack helicopters
  • -# She’ll be asking Mr K
  • She asks K what he did with the Apex
  • He tells her they gave them a mission to collect something and not to worry about him being a ‘bitch to the Apex
  • Zaceed tells her that Momo is the gun plug for the Apex
  • Momo comes to me if he can walk in The Cubby, How does that make sense
  • Carmella meets The Auditor at the Scrapyard
  • She tells him about Jonavan and his missions
  • The Auditor believes imitation is the best kind of flattery
  • They call Kosta to the yard and he gives The Auditor the whole story from yesterday
  • Carmella has a plan, make a book to expose Jonavan and plant it everywhere
  • And just like that, Los Santos Bestselling Author, Carmella Corset strikes again with #Exposed
  • Carmella and The Auditor drive around and drop off the book to everyone in their path
  • Carmella calls Kosta and he has intel… Jonavan strikes once again and has more books
  • -# He made one called ‘Mella
  • They meet Kosta on the Beach
  • Carmella hands out her #Exposed book
  • Carmella is given Jonavan’s snoop books including the book titled “Mella
  • Jonavan has been watching her
  • Kosta brought the snitch from Jonavan’s side to explain her story and what she knows
  • Percivial, Donnie, Vic and Ada are with him, Vic is much more involved then the others
  • Tommy Puff calls Carmella
  • She wants to meet him for a talk
  • -# She wants to welcome BBMC into the Weave and work with each other… What could possibly go wrong!
  • Carmella meets BBMC at the Golf Course
  • She tells Tommy she knows what he is
  • She explains they’re one and the same, and shows off the Weave mask
  • BBMC ‘don’t know’ what she’s talking about
  • She rallies the troops (DW & ZMF)
  • Tommy tells her he’ll never ever fight for another faction again … Oh wow
  • BBMC get angry and they walk off
  • They’re all confused
  • Victor pings The Auditor and Carmella to the ZMF house for an important debrief
  • Willow calls Carmella
  • Carmella explains the BBMC situation
  • Willow doesn’t sound concerned at all
  • She tells Carmella they like to keep themselves hidden, even from the members of the Weave
  • Willow says after a short period of time, they will touch on the Neon situation
  • Zee spoke to Tommy
  • He was threatening The Auditor
  • Carmella has had enough, She wants Willow to kick BBMC out or she’s leaving
  • She doesn’t see why BBMC should be in and reap all the benefits but not put in any work
  • -# Kosta is working on kidnapping Jonavan
  • Zee wants to invade The BillaBong
  • ZMF is completely on board with kicking BBMC out of the Weave
  • She calls Willow to meet them
  • Willow says she’s busy
  • Victor says she’s probably with BBMC
  • Kosta has Jonavan
  • Carmella and ZMF head over there
  • Carmella gives them the rundown
  • Jonavan is there and not happy with Carmella
  • They try to explain to him why they’re upset and why they’re mad about him taking pictures
  • It’s not clocking to him unfortunately
  • Carmella is still upset about BBMC, She doesn’t care what happens to Jonavan
  • Kosta asks Jonavan to apologize to CarmellaZee stabs him for taking pictures of Tomassi
  • ZMF and Carmella go to Mortadeli
  • Kosta calls
  • She asks him for a recap about his talk with TommyCarmella wasn’t even mentioned
  • She tells him about their talk with BBMC
  • Carmella tells Kosta that she’s going to try to get Willow to kick BBMC out of the Weave or she’s telling her she’s leaving
  • Kosta said they’re more loyal to Carmella then to Willow and will back her regardless
  • Carmella calls The Auditor to Mortadeli
  • She tells The Auditor the news on her ultimatum she will be giving Willow
  • The Auditor says he stands with her
  • Willow calls and requests just Carmella and The Auditor for a meeting
  • They get into their Weave outfits and meet her
  • Carmella tells Willow her concerns on the BBMC and their lack of participation
  • Willow says no one is obligated to expose their status in the Weave
  • Willow tells them BBMC stepped away from The Weave
  • -# “The Auditors Turn!!!”
  • The Auditor says BBMC completed several audits with The Auditor and not anonymously
  • Carmella suggests bleeding the BBMC out considering they’ve left the Weave
  • Willow says they will not be harming them
  • Carmella reminds her of their disrespect
  • Carmella tells Willow that she doesn’t believe her
  • I cannot progress unless there’s some kind of revenge” — Carmella waking up
  • Willow says there’s no time for revenge
  • Carmella asks her how she knows she’s telling the truth right now
  • Willow says she wants to hurt The Apex instead of the BBMC — She mentions her ‘War with Tara’ …. Girl what the hell
  • Willow says the Game Master has been resigned by The Machine — Where he go …
  • Carmella says she’s been spending weeks defending The Machine and Willow but has been faced with nothing but disrespect
  • Willow reiterates that BBMC is gone
  • The Auditor mentions Willow pubically executing Ezra but is confused why she won’t go after BBMC
  • He mentions Tommy constantly threatening to harm The Auditor
  • Willow says they got a lot on their plate and need to stay focused …
  • Willow tells them The Apex were the reason for two of their guards to go missing
  • Carmella asks if there is going to be a new Game Master
  • Willow says it’s up to The Machine
  • Carmella says she’s glad Willow made the right decision on kicking BBMC out of the Weave
  • -# Carmella has a plan.. #OperationDestroy
  • Willow wants her to work on missions to strengthen the Weave
  • She wants a Weave meeting on Thursday
  • Willow mentions they have created a memory wiping drug completed by missions
  • -# Missions…..?
  • Carmella and The Auditor walk away from Willow
  • The Operator takes over The Auditor
  • She asks him to set up an urgent meeting with VVS, DW, The Lost and ZMF
  • Everyone shows up and the meeting begins
  • Carmella gives everyone the tldr
  • The Lost, VVS, DW and ZMF haven’t done any missions from Willow
  • -# So what missions was Willow talking about…
  • Lonzo from ZMF mentions they countered a transport of drugs tonight which is why Willow is angry at ZMF right now
  • They believe BBMC did a mission tonight
  • -# Whole house mad omg… just clocky
  • The Operator calls Willow to meet
  • Willow says if anyone wants to leave the Weave, there will be no repercussions since they aren’t a ‘street gang’
  • Hollywood mentions Jonavan
  • He tells Willow he runs Securoserve
  • The Operator asks why the sudden shift
  • He mentions the burning of Ezra
  • -# She’s getting jumped bad, WILLOW GET UPPPP
  • Kosta recalls her saying repercussions are taken whenever people cross her, but then asks why don’t Carmella, The Auditor and all them get that same curtesy — “I thought we were all equal
  • The Operator asks who got the mission tonight then, Willow ‘is confused’
  • She says she is creating a memory wiping drug to use on The Hobos so they don’t snitch them out anymore
  • Willow says BBMC and The Hobos are different
  • She was guided by The Thread
  • She says no one is required to befriend each other within The Weave
  • She mentions The Auditor was thrown an ‘empty threat’ by Tommy Puff
  • The Auditor counts 8 threats were made
  • Willow says the BBMC’s distain for machines isn’t new information
  • She says she isn’t afraid to hit them with force but believes it isn’t necessary at this time
  • Willow mentions new soldiers
  • She says the Weave is steady because of them (them being Carmella, The Auditor and the rest of the gangs)
  • Hollywood asks if these ‘new soldiers’ stand where they do
  • Willow confirms they have access to the HQ
  • She’s training them to do what Carmella and The Auditor do — Oh so fuck them?
  • Hollywood tells her not to forget who showed up and remained loyal from the beginning
  • Willow acknowledges this
  • Carmella texts Kosta that something isn’t right
  • They need to infiltrate BBMC
  • The meeting ends and Carmella tells the IRC not to trust Willow
  • Carmella goes to bed
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Characters Mentioned

Carmella CorsetVictor SpadeSpeedyZaceed SkengertonParis ArgoThe AuditorJonavanShortbreadPickleJJAda MercuryGuvaeZoloGretchen GruberCoochieVivica VSaurezGio Dos SantosMateo PerezFreyaHenry CaponeVinny PistoneRamee El-RahmanMr. KebunKostaPercival Von Musel KlossowskDonnie BaglianoTommy PuffWillowZee CarboneTomassi PaparattoEzra KroheTara RoronoaHollywoodThe OperatorLonzoHollywoodTommyThe Machine