Prodigy 2.5 - Day 154

• K woke up and failed the jump
  -# Today is not gonna be a good day
• K drove to the Courthouse to check if he had any warrants and noticed he only had one
• K rented a scooter and joined Suarez, Peanut, Vinny and Zolo, who were making a plan for a Jewelery heist
• On the way there, K taught a cadet and his FTO a valuable lesson
• They needed a boat for the job, so K gave himself a paycheck from Jeweled Dragon and Zolo sold K a Shitzu Longfin
• After they set up the boat, K and the boys did the heist
• Cops chased after them and after a while, they swapped into a boat and drove towards the sunset
• The boys decided to pay a visit to Bang Bang and went to their block
• Afterwards, K and the boys visited Cau and Olive's house and found their sex dungeon <:kebHuh:1168264854113616014>
• K went to sleep and dreamed about being a Mecha and fighting other Mechas
• K woke up again and the boys gave him a rundown that PD tried to raid Carmella and they smoked them
• Suarez told K that Padrino messaged him
• K checked his messages and Padrino texted him that Ricky and La Jefa's wedding was going to be today
• El Padrino called K and told him to get suited up to ruin the wedding
• Padrino told K that Hades, ESB and Oni would join them
• K told Zolo that he should be getting access to coke too
• K, Zolo, Suarez, Vinny and Mateo drove to the clothing store and noticed Hades were getting into tan tuxedos
• K and the boys got themselves into red tuxedos
• Ollie sent K a screenshot of texts between her and Tony
• Tony stated that he wants to use Ricky marrying La Jefa to own the Cartel
• K told her to not sit in the front seats and Ollie stated that she was gonna shoot Ricky down
• K sent the screenshot to Padrino and Padrino stated "What if we own the Mob once and for all, bury those fucking putos in the ground and then we will truly rule the city, Mr K?"
• K replied that Ricky invited him as his best man and that he would bomb everyone in the front and center
• K reminded Padrino that he still didn't have a Cartel hat and Padrino replied that he had something for him
• K sang Happy Birthday to Ellie and slashed her with his golden katana
• K called Padrino and K told him they were ready
• Padrino told him that would ping him to a location, so he could give everyone the rundown of the plan
• K and the boys met with Padrino at a LSIA Hangar
• Padrino told them that Hades, ESB and Oni were on their way and K was informed that the wedding was happening in Cayo Perico
• Cops showed up, everyone went their own way and met up again at the Russian Docks
• Padrino told CG, Hades, ESB and Oni the plan
• The plan was for K to pretend to be Ricky's best man and when the Cartel was ready to move in, he would blow the C4 up
• Padrino warned everyone that there would most likely be other Mob gangs defending the wedding

• K got into his new boat and drove towards Cayo
• He met with Ricky and noticed Tony, Nash, Rosa and La Jefa were also there <:monkaHmm:744637741748453387>
• K took a picture of them and then sent it to Padrino
• K walked Ricky down the aisle and then Taco walked La Jefa
• Tony Mills officiated the wedding
  • Tony stated that an alliance would be formed between the Cartel and the Mob <:Sure:1130265546982703124>
• Ricky stated his vows to La Jefa
  • Ricky basically stated that he loved La Jefa, that she was the most beautiful person he knew and glazed the fuck out of her
  • "You are my best friend, my peace and chaos, my laughter on the darkest of days, you are home, you are my rock! I promise to honor you in every word I speak and every choice I make"
  • Ricky started yapping a whole ChatGPT wedding speech <:FacePalm:703385433253478440>
• La Jefa stated her vows to Ricky
  • "Ricky, I can't wait for when we're alone…., so I can pull out your eyes, and pop them like a balloon, and carve your heart out and cut it into four pieces and feed it to a rottweiler, and cut off the bottom of your ball sack and watch them drop like marbles. Cut your fingers, and shove them so far up your nose, it touches your brain. I can't wait for the day I murder you and kill you and I shove your head so far up your own ass, then feed you to my cougar and murder you. I fucking hate you and I hope one day, that I get the chance to fucking murder you. All my love."
• Tony asked the crowd if anyone had any objections to the wedding
• K came forward and stated that he did
• K gave a speech for Ricky and then threw the C4, blowing up Ricky, La Jefa, Taco, Tony and a few other guests
  • K managed escape the blast by jumping into the water
  • The Cartel gangs moved in and a shootout started
  • K got on his boat and got a few shots off, before going back in the water
  • K came on land and was unfortunately shot down
• ESB found K, downed a bunch of Mob members and brought CG to K
• Zolo and Suarez brought K to their heli to escape the island
• Suarez was shot down while repairing the heli and Zolo retreated to the other Cartel members
• While everyone was still shooting at each other, 6/10 picked up K from the heli and kidnapped him
• 6/10 loaded K onto a boat and started driving to mainland
• 6/10 threatened K that unless he wanted the photos of the K throwing the C4 to come out, K needed to work with him
  • 6/10 also threatened K with losing Jeweled Dragon
• Gregory from ESB, Suarez, Zolo and Mateo got in their heli and started searching for K
  • They found K and 6/10 in a boat being chased by Naomi and Cami
  • 6/10 beached the boat and Zolo, Mateo, Gregory, Naomi and Cami took him out and saved K

• K and Ricky met at the Hospital and agreed to continue to be best friends for life
• Back at the Cubby, K posted a photo on L of him shitting on Tony Mills' grave
• Ellie and Hazel shared that La Jefa was pissed at the Cartel for not searching for her
• K called Jefa
• Jefa said that she appreciated K's explosive entrance, for saving her life and for saving her from saying "I do" to Ricky
• Jefa stated that K made her feel butterflies in her stomach <:Flirt:1260467593467265085>
• Draco dropped off a Syndicate cybertruck at the Cubby, so K took it for a drive
• K dumped the truck in the water and found his boat
• K parked his boat and went to sleep to dream about La Jefa <:lipbite:440924556388073482>

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