Conan Clarkson - Prod 2.5 - Day 135 <:rameePolice:1309353012585824266>

• Conan stared his day by making sure he is the biggest lick in the city
• Conan stole 2 bags of coke off Zaceed
• Conan chased a bank truck
• One 95
• Conan went to Al dente's to get food and got stabbed by Zaceed
• They took his rifle ammo and spikes
• Conan met Shortbus at the hospital
• He decided to scare him straight after seeing his face tattoos
• He brought in Mr.Worldwide, Grant and Suckdeep
• Worldwide tried to take pics of them beating Shortbus so they took him to a room
• They made him smoke a joint on camera and left him in the Southside without a ride
• Conan participated in the PD meeting
• Cain told PD that all the warrants for the murder of Romano are on the docket
  • It includes Ramee, Mr.K, Ace, Taco and Nash but not Tony or Rosa <:sus:1280383713301233726>
• Bustin recruited Conan to the Park Rangers <:RangerFinally:1058572233708154901>
• It comes with a promotion to Lead Ranger (similar to Corporal for LSPD) with the callsign 799
• He choose Hippo as his animal callsign
• Conan and Grant joined a chase and got a 95
• The suspect threw illegal stuff away mid jump but they couldn't find anything
• Gibson called them back to motorpool to force them to drive a cvpi
• They were driving a buffalo without a certification
• He joined a payday robbery but broke off to put a hit out on Marcus Gibson
• Cops saw K at the Town Hall, Conan told K about the hit
• K escaped the cops
• C & G joined a bank truck chase
• They managed to force the criminals to abandon the bank truck
• The crims VCB'd

• **Conan ** called K and said he has a mission for him and to meet at Burger Shot
• He gave him 10x rifle ammo boxes to get it done
• Conan chased racers
• "Gold car is priority"
• a white car pitted him at 100+mph, they became priority
• Conan managed to spike all 4 tyres
• Another Racer picked up the driver and got away
• Conan stayed back and inventoried the car
• Conan and Grant responded to a shootout outside MRPD and chased an orange 2 door
• Burt Bungulator tried a jump and blew up all the Rangers with him
• One of the suspects climbed The Red Bridge and parachuted off, Conan followed him
• He was picked up by a bike at Russian Docks
  • Conan got on motor to chase the bike
  • Conan was knocked off the bike and went down
• Conan ran into Ramirez and Ace Jaxon at MRPD
• Conan ran into Mr K at The Hospital
• Conan updated him about the mission
• Mr K gave Conan a blow job as payment
• Conan ran into Gordon and tried beating him down but failed
• Mr K stole Conan's car and dipped
• Conan and Grant responded to Payday in Air-1
• They got 3 95's
• Conan and Grant responded to Jewelry Store in an Air-1
• Zaceed was id'd during the robbery
• Tinker told Conan he was tricked into helping the criminals, thinking he was assisting undercover Feds
• The pd focused the VSTAR as the suspect inside had a PD AR
• As Air-1 was refueling a helicopter tried to do a flyby on Conan but failed
• PD eventually lost eyes and the situation was marked UTL

• Conan linked up with the other Rangers to gamble money to buy Ranger Jeeps
• Conan pulled out 15k and the rangers got 50k from Cain
• He said fuck that and left
• Conan went to catch drug dealers over watching someone else gamble <:NOWAY:1327097167952740413>
• The crims got on bikes and got away
• Conan and Grant went to LS Cubby to catch those dirty Chang Gang members
• He pressured Junior and Momo to snitch on the CG people that had warrants
• Conan stole Junior's CG chain
• They took CG's radio channel
• Junior made a run for it and they handcuffed him and put him in the trunk
• They brought him to the beach and took pics with him in the trunk, beat him up and left him stranded
• They posted it on L and called K about it
• They started getting chased by CG
• Conan deployed his secret tech (a flash grenade)
• After a long chase they managed to escape from them
• Grant, Ramirez, Devin Sprinter, Antwan, Conan, Reese, Berry Cades and 2 other cops kidnapped Junior again
• CG pulled up and destroyed the van the cops were in and saved Junior
• Conan rolled Momo
• CG came back and Suarez cuffed and kidnapped Grant
• Antwan got into Suarez's car and Suarez killed him by driving into the gas pump at LS
• They tried to save Grant that was left on a hot air balloon
  • They gave Grant a parachute and handcuffed him but he was chopped up mid air by CG's Heli

• The goon squad called for a meeting at LSPD
• Lane joined the meeting because he found meth and joints in a patrol car left behind by the goons
• Conan distracted him telling him about the actions they took against CG in order to catch the ones wanted for the murder of Romano
• Lane wanted to get a proper raid
• Conan decided to go after Ricky
• They arrived in Mirror Park and found Ricky right away
• Ricky actually revealed that he wanted to ambush the cops to them
• Grant "I thought your name was BangBang not VroomVroom"
• Grant managed to get one BB down but he died to a propane tank
• The others continued to chase BB, after losing a lot of cars to the Civ Docs, they got another 95
• After a long chase, Kiki, Ricky and Shortbus were boxed in on forum
• Kiki and Ricky were arrested by the NYPD, Shortbus managed to get away
• the NYPD took a photo for L with Kiki, Ricky and Lei Mons
• Conan avoided processing Ricky by trying to pawn it off on Antwan
• Conan offered Ricky a transport, but Ricky said he had no friends awake
• Ricky ended up being questioned on the Romano murder, so Conan went back out on duty
• Conan and Grant went to 2 more calls
• They got one 95, seized his possessions and let him go
• They bullied him for a bit and then they let him go

Credit to <@141935630195097600> <@493024303273476107> <@666056271966765076> and the rest of the TLDR team